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if you lost your virginity in year 7 im so sorry
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i like heartstopper but it’s so cringe like be realistic most people loose their virginity in year 7 believe me no one is gushing over someone touching their hair in year 11 x
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sex education in the uk is so bad the first time i saw discharge i thought i was infertile or had a fucking disease the internet taught me more about my own body jesus christ
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Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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am i the only one who feels honoured when someone drunks texts them ? like aw ur out of ur nut but still thinking of me love u bae cx
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had the most likes ever on hinge today some people must have siblings in relationships and they’re upset about it
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this hatred does not stem from keir starmer, it stems from the last 14 years of tory hate mongering rhetoric
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Vote Conservative
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This is Keir Starmer’s Britain. Labour have lost control of our streets.
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oh so THIS is why he finishes work at 6pm on friday
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young conservatives never fail to confuse me because how do you grow up under tory austerity and STILL think they’re the party to support
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Christopher Cousins
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It’s a sad day for London…
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everyone wants to be molly mae but i just want to be her
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why do people like this it’s literally harassment
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god i love me a fucking clingy mf
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“everyone is allowed to dislike a movie” WRONG! no one is allowed to dislike mamma mia !
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the feminine urge to pretend you don’t get the hints so they have to spit it out.
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not bad
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i’m going to be single for the rest of my life
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when you think about it this was the original traitors
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put some respect on her name.
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@megs_coombes_
Megan 🫦👱🏽‍♀️
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Will there ever be a bombshell who will bombshell the way this bombshell bombshelled #LoveIsland
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huge day for losers
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Andrew Tate
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Monday.
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it’s all ‘men’s mental health’ until you’re not straight
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he’s not a domestic abuser 👍🏼 hope that helps
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What does Lamine Yamal have over Greenwood?
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me acting sober to the bouncer so he’ll let me in
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a sex pest never changes their ways x
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obviously this is very very strange but what do you even talk about as a 21 year old with a 16 year old
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Mail Sport
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Luke Littler's beauty consultant girlfriend, 21, posts sweet congratulatory message after the 16-year-old darts reaches semi-final 🎯 Take a look 👉
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how has this man had sex
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well ofc she’s unrecognisable she’s not actually a fuckin pig
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this generation isn’t ‘soft’ you’re just openly racist and homophobic
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SABRINA CARPENTER HAS TO DO AN OUTRO FOR LUTON I REPEAT SABRINA CARPENTER HAS TO DO AN OUTRO FOR LUTON
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BBC Radio 1
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We'll be closing out #BigWeekend Luton with a headline performance from @coldplay on Sunday 26th May! ✨ For more details and info on tickets, visit
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get me out of this HELL
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the sun endorsing labour makes my skin crawl
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Politics UK
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🚨 2024 newspaper endorsements so far The Sun - Labour The Sunday Times - Labour The Financial Times - Labour The Independent - Labour The Guardian - Labour The Daily Mirror - Labour The Daily Mail and Sunday - Conservative The Daily Telegraph and Sunday - Conservative
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one of these will be me tomorrow…let’s just wait to see which one #GCSEs2021
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i’m just a teenage girl alright
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men x
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nazi salute in august but wearing poppy’s in november…..
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‘Stop calling us the far right’ they say as they are nazi saluting in the street
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hearing sex through the walls for the first time i am officially a uni student
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@booni72869 we literally had just started puberty wdym you were shagging
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*deletes hinge*
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i wouldn’t have even dignified that first message with a reply
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@ChronicleHop just because it was normalised in some schools doesn’t make it normal everywhere
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think that’s what he meant
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@ted_pen
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“mother of the house” shouldnt go to the MP who serves longest it should go to the MP who serves the most
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when i become prime minister i’m going to increase the price of microphones because i am SICK of male podcasts
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i am a child of DIVORCE
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‘no one cares if you soft launch your partner’ i do. post those flowers and that cute restaurant where u can see half their head. i love that shit.
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don’t know what’s worse
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and on todays episode of ‘weird things blokes say to me on dating apps’
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this show made me think that the gherkin was a fucking hospital
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Jam ez
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How have I JUST realised that this place is based off like EVERY major city in the uk ?????
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just unfollowed a man on instagram because he gets sunbeds
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yes send your prayers for eriksen but do not i repeat DO NOT share the video of him collapsing and being resuscitated
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what? look hot on the internet?
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Sir Roger Cobham the Third OBE
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@lolathesh0wgirl But you do this? 😂😂😂
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and is the woman who spends £13 a year on period products in the room with us?
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@sophielouisecc Period poverty is another myth. There is no one in the UK who can't afford £13 per year for sanitary products. Might not be the ones they want but they will do the job.
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i’m BEGGING you stop asking me when stuff happened all i have on my mind rn is roast potatoes please just look it up
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reminder that rape jokes aren’t fucking funny
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yeah word
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i really don’t know how i did 6 consecutive hours of education 5 days a week i literally have a nap after 2 lectures when all i do is sit there and take notes
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you know the exam went bad when you’re counting up the marks you definitely got
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all of this just proves to me that he did it, because why would someone stay with someone who ‘falsely’ accused them of DV/rape???
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george
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This situation is so confusing to me…
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just in case anyone needed a reminder👍🏼
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fellas is it gay to die in the forest
@JayneJ07
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In the middle of nowhere… defib’s
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cant believe i served this hard on bereal
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@bethtv_ i still get notifs through
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is it rogue if i message zarah sultana asking to send me the selfie she took on her phone
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@jimfugol i did think that tbf, although it does shock me that he’s on a bus and not driving a Porsche
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🤍
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no it goes more like: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 ✨❤️‍🔥💗🖤❤️‍🔥✨ 🤮 yungblud🤮 🤍 anyone else🤍 🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤢 ✨❤️‍🔥💗🖤❤️‍🔥✨
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saf
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do you ever just go: 🤢🤢🤢🤢 ✨❤️‍🔥💗🖤❤️‍🔥✨ 🤮 men 🤮 🤍 yungblud 🤍 🤢🤢🤢🤢 ✨❤️‍🔥💗🖤❤️‍🔥✨
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day at work vs day at school/college…..
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ofc i was written by a man i can’t cook & i have big boobs
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who takes pictures at a holocaust memorial ??
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teach ur son to respect women cos imma teach my daughter to break jaws xxx
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‘it only kills old people’ no it doesn’t. stick to the fucking rules you stupid, inconsiderate arseholes. how hard is it to wear a mask and follow restrictions? if you went to a motive last night i just wanna say go fuck yourself oh and #CloseTheSchools lol 💖
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surely not
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rlly don’t see the appeal of afters….i just want to go to bed
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🩷
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you look like you’ve just been brought back to life
@RichardStrocher
Richard Strocher 𝕏
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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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rolf harris is dead 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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the leave call button on google classroom is looking so hot rn
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windswept 🌊
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okay hit tweet yess let’s slag off the school system
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@chanellxo2 down to kill myself
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no i’m not talking about the tv show i literally fancy gillian anderson ffs
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dear men please stop kissing foreheads when it doesn’t mean anything xxxx
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@beth_tommo98_ i labelled a vagina ffs but i had to figure out myself where to put a tampon
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aww the gyms are opening the boys are gonna get their personality back
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they’re both dead jacob.
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ITS ALL THE DRAMA MICK I JUST LOVE IT
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WOMP WOMP
@TheBriloman
Jeremiah Jackson
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High body counts aren't attractive 🤷‍♂️
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thumbs up if you’re a sex pest and master manipulator
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okay perf let’s get back to the issue at hand….the bill itself
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Sky News
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Gary Lineker to return to hosting sport for the BBC following row over migration tweets
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i’m a uni student and it’s a wednesday night tonight idk what else you expect from me
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Simple Politics
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It's the 40th No Smoking Day in the UK.
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@gracestubbsx LITERALLY and they talk about periods but not the side effects so i was clenching my stomach in pain for the first time thinking i was so ill i needed to go to hospital
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the fascists do not speak for us 🩷
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🚨 NEW: Around 10,000 people are counter-protesting in Walthamstow ahead of expected protests [ @paulmasonnews / @CharlottEngland ]
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i just want to go on a fucking date
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none of them are socialists hope this helps👍🏼
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@kieran_ashton1 u think i remember this shit
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woke = people of colour on tv
@DVATW
David Vance
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Dr Who and his new assistant. Diverse. Unwatchable woke garbage.
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did a thing bought a dress
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