ROCKNLOLA @loladice2 Twitter profile

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@loladice2

5 months

Apologies for no orders today I was DELIVERING MY DAUGHTER A BABY BROTHER 💙💙💙💙

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@loladice2

3 years

Sorry i was MIA for 24 whole hours. I was having a baby . Anyways...orders open .🙂

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@loladice2

3 years

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🤍🤍🤍🤍

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@loladice2

4 years

Cant believe my maid stole my vibrator 😤🤢

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@loladice2

3 years

Wamanga mvula yu azandimangileso nyumba cos sing'agwe.

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@loladice2

3 years

My mother in law is so cute 😍😊😚

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@loladice2

3 years

My husband works a full time job . General manages some of my business and also takes the 6pm to 130 am shift with honey. I want to urge everyone to fall for a good heart if you can . Because it's important baby.

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@loladice2

1 year

When I just got married I had to move 4 hours away from my husband. Like I got married on the Saturday and I had to leave on the Monday. For years he or I would travel every weekend to see each other . Sometimes he would leave at 4am on a Saturday and return 3am on a Monday to.

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@loladice2

4 years

Shuuu

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@loladice2

4 years

your obsession with your friends supporting your hustle will kill you . make your shit dope enough that people fuck with it regardless. your income depending on your personal conduct is dangerous . also don't hold people's pockets prisoner because they love you .that's wack .

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@loladice2

3 years

MZUZU YOUR VENUE IS SOOO PRETTY ..SPRING PARK!!! #24THJULY #NORTHNAUGHTINESS !!

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@loladice2

4 years

I'm letting u know now that the last few UMAMI LANDs might be the last. It seems everyone is doing umami land and that's cool . I'll just think of something else. To my stall bookers ..to everyone who said it was a stupid idea to my supporters. I thank u

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@loladice2

3 years

Like for adult jumping castle retweet for trampoline for the MALONDA BONANZA ** note it will only be operational during the day time hours . Usage at own risk .

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@loladice2

4 years

this girl mad pretty smh

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@loladice2

2 years

Yall eat roadside sausages but won't eat what will make your girl happy. Anyway Have a good day.

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@loladice2

4 years

Coming soon

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@loladice2

4 years

Guys smh

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@loladice2

2 years

Happy belated birthday young man . You have turned a hobby into a lucrative business and have helped many get their word across . I hope you continue to grow and prosper and you're surely on your way to be the digital marketing mogul that we need. Have a blessed year 🙏✨

A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼

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@loladice2

4 years

This nigga proposed to me un made up and in a head wrap . Like I knew we are getting married ...duh. but I thought he was gonna do some shit like gimme the ring in my sleep but he did the most romantic thing caught me off guard.

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@loladice2

4 years

Kissing a person who can kiss as good as u is an elite experience and I can do that for hours .

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@loladice2

4 years

RELOCATING TO LILONGWE !!! please be nice to me I'm old.

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@loladice2

6 years

Hot water Cold water Warm water Local water Foreign water ..... ... ...

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@loladice2

4 years

This was like 5 years ago lmao

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@loladice2

3 years

HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY TO YOU @MwUmami !!!..its been a long journey. Started from one chilli Bush to 10 bottles of chilli. To delivering sandwiches myself. To gourmet catering . To countless events and memories. You put life back into my soul. I love you. Let's keep PUSHING.💞💖

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@loladice2

3 years

There's a lady who attended my first seminar and then booked stalls at my events she told me that first time that she'd just left her husband who used to beat her and she has no formal education so she needed a skill and income. She just sent me a poster of her new restaurant!!

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@loladice2

5 years

People with cheating husbands love doing photo shoots .

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@loladice2

4 years

man I'm starting my Malawian women in business "MWIB" platform soon. members will have a chance to network collaborate and share ideas . just a monthly conference hola if u wanns do this . still need a deputy chair person.😊

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@loladice2

4 years

HELLO CAPITAL CITY LOLA IS HERE . IF U FEEL A TREMOR THATS JUST MY THIGHS . XO

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@loladice2

1 year

There is no RNB artist of his generation more talented than Chris brown . I don't talk about anything else than that .

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@loladice2

6 years

Nearly 4 years ago I met a boy at my party asked him to carry my shoes ...I took the mic went on a drunk rant kissed him first asked him to spend the night .passed out on his chest for 2 days ..that boy is now my fiance ❤❤❤❤😅😅😅

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@loladice2

2 years

My cooking show where I cook alongside a media personality..musician or socialite..comes out soon. Can your favourite person cook ? I'll give them my mix of ingredients and they have to make something palatable. It's gonna be fun and interview style . EXCITED .!

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@loladice2

4 years

So I got a text..it said "keep being the best"...I cried because I started umami and the events from my own lil pocket. People always have like 2 or even 8 people to help . It was just me and I believed in you guys enough to gamble my life. Always will Always love you x

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@loladice2

5 years

Hormone monster

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@loladice2

5 years

If I ever do get blessed with a son ..Imma name him after his father..arguably the best man I've ever met who I share no blood with . My dude is just ..so good . Even if it dosent last forever but I'm thankful to have shared so many years with an angel.

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@loladice2

4 years

Anyway happy mothers day to me . Got some kids in my throat this morning 💖

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@loladice2

4 years

Look at UMAMI BY THE LAKE VENUE

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@loladice2

1 year

So ...my point is if you have an opportunity that will take you far away ..take it . If the love is real then the love will be real regardless . If you're worried about infedility that is hilarious. There's millions who wake up everyday next to their spouse get dressed and leave

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@loladice2

3 years

MANGOCHI @MfumuHyphen !!! Last night wheew

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@loladice2

4 years

Guyyyys😵

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@loladice2

4 years

This nigga @PempheroMphande really paid for the 20 people ..GUYS!!! ❣❣❣

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@loladice2

2 years

Mamuna wanzako mpaka "happy birthday 😊" ku inbox . Anzako Ali pa wall ndiopenga?

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@loladice2

3 years

I did a triple cheese bacon salami. Smoked ham..mushroom .chicken ..sausage meat feast pizza with the cherry tomato garnish. For a lovely customer x

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@loladice2

3 years

She's so perfect 🥰 I'm so inlove . Loud as mf but tis to be expected.

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@loladice2

1 year

Someone who wants you will want you . Someone who dosent won't. That's it x

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@loladice2

2 years

Music wise ..AKA is CLEAR

SA HIP HOP 247 🌍

@sahiphop247

2 years

The Supa Mega AKA back talking that talk 🌎💨❄️🔥

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@loladice2

5 years

When niggas start saying shit like "YOU WANT ME TO REPLY ALLLL THE TIME? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT?" babes he gone. A dude who like you gonna come back at your "k" with .."anyways ..what you up to?". Lmao

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@loladice2

4 years

Bartender: no more . Me: please sir ..

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@loladice2

1 year

To go and cheat and come back home like nothing happened . Baby..you cannot hold someone's genitals in your purse . Someone's morality as a prisoner and someone's virtue as a vice . As a barrier to YOUR growth . Take every opportunity esp if its temporary .

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@loladice2

5 years

Just know that having drinks with rich people means you must NEVER EVER mix your whiskey with anything but ice or water ..like ever . You just gotta sit there taking sips of 40 percent alcohol acting like it don't bother you . Just remember that and you be good .😂

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@loladice2

4 years

people must drink at home but yall can't pray in your house ? ait.

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@loladice2

2 years

Kambuzi mayonnaise available tomorrow!! This a perfect blend of my home made kambuzi sauce and mayonnaise and secret blend of seasonings . Kambuzi mayo is perfect dip for snacks . Base for salad dressing spread for sandwiches etc . 😋

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@loladice2

1 year

Bumped into This girl who i thought I was friends with..like we talked all the time etc. On her birthday I sent my husband to give her wine . Today she just pops up like "hey sorry i blocked u cos u broke my heart " Me: ???? Her : I loved u and you got married .

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@loladice2

3 years

No . It's a brand that does many different things and events and centres on showcasing different things that young people are doing . Food drinks music merchandise etc .

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@Alley_M1

3 years

I have a question. Umami is supposed to be a food festival right? 👀

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@loladice2

2 years

Alot of people always accuse me of being an atheist so lemme tell you I believe in God because God exists that's all . But God and religion are not the same thing. Religion is man made and I cannot base my life off of someone else's enlightenment.

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@loladice2

4 years

Also ... @PempheroMphande has said that he will be at the door for no stress NOVEMBER on the 28th . He will pay for the first 20 people to get in. What a man.

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@loladice2

4 years

Yesterday @265DarkShadow told me shes coming with a pianist for her set ayyye

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@loladice2

2 years

🥰🥰🥰 but if I didn't send to u personally this isn't an invite ..just wanted u to see HOW DOPE ?!

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@loladice2

3 years

I don't understand this unwavering belief that everyone cheats just because you do . We all don't share the same weaknesses .

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@loladice2

4 years

Everyone joining the UMAMI cooking competition please sign up now. Prize money is 100,000 . You just have to make 3 dishes out of our baskets . Registration fee is 5000 . So you think you can cook ? Legoo

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@loladice2

4 years

Would u guys want a paint ball tournament ? Like drinks food ...djs etc and teams ..a trophy...

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@loladice2

4 years

I think if there was something I'd tell anyone younger even my old self ...is honey theres nothing you can do to get attention from a person who doesnt want you. No picture no makeup nothing . He will hit and leave because tbh u not for him and he knows it . Let it go ❤ u

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@loladice2

6 years

Yall be mad brave fighting with a generation that pops pills for fun and made a recreational drink out of cough syrup when ya used to get chased and bribed just to take ya meds😥😤

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@loladice2

5 years

Well if I'm honest I'd never heard any of @_dark_shadow265 work at length cos a bitch be busy but yesterday I was genuinely impressed . Shes probably the best spoken word artist I've heard live ever and . .shes 20. Also shoutout to going for your dreams. I got u 🥰💖

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@loladice2

3 years

There's a difference between someone leading you on and someone making you aware of their unavailability and you believing that your charms transcend all practicality and then being upset at the wrong person when this proven to be infact..very false.

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@loladice2

4 years

also me .

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@loladice2

5 years

Piggy bank wouldn't work for me . What i really need is an armed special force retired skilled agent to fight me in mixed martial arts every time i wanna spend money .

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@loladice2

4 years

Guys what if I did an adult spelling bee ..? Drinks food etc and people would have to sign up to enter .. keen?

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@loladice2

4 years

He is so pretty 🥰

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@loladice2

5 years

Oh I'm showering showering

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@loladice2

4 years

Even in my wildest dreams I never imagined this . Other events have 9 or more organisers and its just me. I thank u. Everyday I say I love u and I do . X

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@loladice2

3 years

Let's finally do this. UMAMI MW WINE ! Anyone wanna partner..hit me up. 🥰

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@loladice2

6 years

So Nigga bought a boat nd biblical rains started ? Aye .

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@loladice2

5 years

I don't believe someone who cares about you can stay 3 days without talking to you for no reason . That's some utter bullshit ladies .

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@loladice2

5 years

I. KILLED . IT !!! thank u everyone for coming out . It was such a vibe and for the record throughout the afternoon over 250 of you showed up and showed love . My bitch ass cried and cried . I love you !!!! X

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@loladice2

3 years

Blantyre !! A beautiful weekend for prawn and mushroom creamy fettuccine!🧄

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@loladice2

4 years

Like for red wine retweet for white .

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@loladice2

4 years

WHEEEEW WANNA BE SEEN AND MAKE MONEY ? JOIN ME AND @NthandaLManduwi

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@loladice2

9 months

This grilled steak salad bowl was so good .

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@loladice2

7 years

Jay z:you can't judge an album in one day . Jay z fans : but we wanna...

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@loladice2

3 years

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@loladice2

10 months

Yes ..but I like "you feel so good" even more .

Big Moma B ⚜️

@BeancaMusic

10 months

Kulibe chinthu chokoma ngati “you are smelling nice”😊😊

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@loladice2

4 years

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dulo Folarin Harris

@iamDULO

4 years

Who This cat think he is??? 😂😂😂

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@loladice2

2 years

Being unmarried is not a criminal offence gents . Stay single and sleep with whomever you like . But using people's daughters to create an image for yourself when you know you ain't ready isn't it . The world is small and everyone knows what you do .

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@loladice2

4 years

Perhaps dont speak to me unless your bitch can write 100 things she likes about you. Yall jealous n hurt . Again this wasnt a thread to make us seem perfect .it was just me telling my babes I appreciate him . Find love yall X

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@loladice2

4 years

Made the most amazing prawn and mushroom fettuccine alfredo dawg

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@loladice2

2 years

Sundays are for hearty meals 😋 mgaiwa with fried okra . Braiied sirloin steak and mpilu otendela ..a good man deserves a good meal (he prefers his nsima dished out rustic )

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@loladice2

3 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 😊😊😊😊 thank you all so much for being amazing throughout this year. ...everyone enjoy the day of the beastess!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 You got wine ? Take it to the head no glass. Take that tequila . Take those fanta shots ..whatever..I LOVE YALL XOXOXO

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@loladice2

4 years

This my hair yall ..I do not relax it I use that softening texterizer and blow out

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@loladice2

4 years

My husband!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@loladice2

3 years

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME AND MY HUSBAND WHO ALSO PARTICIPATED IN MY WEDDING . 🥰

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@loladice2

4 years

I have never hated anyone for not finding me attractive. It's fine Just dont insult me.

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@loladice2

4 years

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yall thought I was actually gonna quit.. I love u guys so much but . . I am lola dice ..let's go

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@loladice2

5 years

My restaurant . My restaurant . My . Goddam . Restaurant . Opens soon . What ? Can't believe it .

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@loladice2

4 years

How many people have you dated or loved and shit didnt work out? Even if my marriage ended I wouldn't be ashamed that I loved and once loved . Life isnt perfect . Stop being afraid of impressing people who will forget in 10 mins ." People love to talk. Let them talk."

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@loladice2

4 years

The rest of you can be dancing ..HYPE!! this boy is wild

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@loladice2

1 year

😍😍

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@loladice2

5 years

GOODMORMING !!!! REMEMBER TO HAVE A GOOD DAY DURING BAD TIMES BECAUSE IT RAINS EVEN IN SUMMER BUT YOU MUST NEVER CONFUSE THE SEASONS . also today is friday if sex dosent "feel like anything when you're wearing a condom" one of yall is just wack at fucking . LOVE LO XO

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@loladice2

4 years

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@loladice2

3 years

So check it .perfecting my craft has led to 72 percent of my body covered with scars burns bruises cuts etc etc . I once dropped boiling hot soup over myself. I've broken bones have chronic wrist lock I sleep like 3 hours a night. So NO I dont "give out" recipes . Tx

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@loladice2

4 years

My cook book "I cook what I like" version 1 will be available for purchase end of march . You can preorder it .

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