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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 months
Me eating an orange: “mm it’s so sweet😋” My dad the next day: here, I got you 2500 of them👨🏾🫵🏾🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
She raped him.
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Teacher Efiada
5 years
2. The game is the game
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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 years
FIERCE. A little ugly but undeniably adorable. A need.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
My mother was jogging up the Aburi mountain when her water broke. With the help of other joggers, I was delivered right there on the the road. I’ve belonged to the streets from birth, and I would rather swallow a toll booth than be in a romantic relationship.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
Top & bottom♠️
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@lol_nanito
Nito
1 year
Toasty.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
🦨🦨🦨
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@lol_nanito
Nito
1 month
Bold and Beautiful
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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 years
Pregnant me playing afrobeats for my unborn child, so he/she has a chance at this dancing thing.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
Black.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
@soulfulrie With you? Always🫂☕️
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
You can pray and still take preventative measures you know?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
That’s how I gave my car to the security at A&C to park, he waved and sped out the back exit. He came back like 10-ish minutes later, told me he was teaching me a lesson and life is not a movie so i shouldn’t do this again.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
@adi_wolfenden Or he’d get away with it too because everyone would be asking her why she went home with a man after drinking with him, or you know asking what she was wearing, or if she wanted it..
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
Goodnight.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
7 months
Sitting💐
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Hm I beg it’s not Amma o, it’s Imma.
@JiggyRyda
Kwaku Addai
4 years
Amma come for you if you disrespect Kumasi idc who you are .
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
Because this is a challenge for Ghanaian men
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Durag Habibi
3 years
Ah why Ghanaian girls dey do like dem no see this new challenge and things?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 years
A CAT. IT IS A SPHYNX CAT. LITERALLY A HAIRLESS CAT. NO IT WASNT SHAVED. YES IT LOOKS LIKE A BRAIN. YOU BULLIES.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
I’ll never forget the day I ordered fish Shawarma in this accra, bit into it and it was filled with oneman 1000. That was my first and last.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 months
@SkinnyBoi001_ They ARE! 😭
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
Me: “sorry for left” Non-Ghanaians:
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Please do keep thoughtful people around you. Thoughtful friends. Date thoughtful people. Be a thoughtful person yourself.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
“The sweetest revenge is showing them your life got better after they left” I swear nobody cares😭
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
He wanted me to role play as a 44 year old Ga kenkey seller
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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 years
😔
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
A date is whatever the people involved say it is. It’s as simple as that.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Abranti3, nya abotr3 na kasa br33w na woote ntasuo gu y3ho
@Uncle_Kwabena
Sheldine_AkidaMCG🇬🇭🇩🇪🇨🇦
4 years
@lol_nanito Madam park yourself somewhere na sika ni krom...Them Born you for streetz so what make we do ? Siasem
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
Ghanaians act like it’s a sin to be home on a Friday night.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Hm, that’s how someone on this app told me not to play with them cause they “do wrong to people.” I woke up the next day and my hands had turned into yam. It’s taken a while but I’ve finally adapted to typing with my tubers. It get’s better.💕
@audreyxrxr
ᏗᏬᎴ 🐆
4 years
Someone said he go make Twitter miserable for someone, lmao how do some of you see yourselves on this app. Because you join some rt group who will blindly interact with your nonsense you figa say you are all that. What are you without them!
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
Ma’am your name is Benedicta
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
If you’re reading this, everything is going to be okay.❤️
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
This is the only chocolate on this earth worth eating.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Category: Range
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
A baddddd b’s burfdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Lmfaoo, if you’re upset/angry over this tweet. You need to wipe the foam from your mouth and check yourself, because it is not that deep.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
@ItsRoms
Apollo
5 years
I can honestly understand why Ghanaian women have fupas; if you’re eating rice, beans, plantain, spaghetti, meat and shitor for breakfast your tummy has nowhere to go but down.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Common sense is not anti-God.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
@hOmEbOi_MuYo See, I don’t understand the english you have typed but sure yeah doro mega, doro star, doro mega super star o.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Free yourself from relationships that have you feeling like you’re begging it. Let that friend go, let that sweetwun go. Let all that forced shit go today!
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Till it’s “Why did you get in the car?” or “may she R.I.P but why did she get in the car?”
@Simmyngton
Simisola
4 years
Girls that turns down free lift towards their directions thinks they have A1 in Morals. Na me fuck up my dear, sun need waya you small... It's not every guy that wants to get down on you!!!
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
I know who’s really down for me now.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
It’s not bad. You can alternate, you go to your female friend, and sometimes she goes to her male friend who knows how to cook. Infact, both of your friends can come over occasionally and do masterchef Accra.
@Kay_pee_jnr
Mmaa No KP
4 years
If your wife doesn’t know how to cook or she doesn’t want to cook and you let a female friend come over to cook for you or you go and eat in her house , is that bad ?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
👈🏾🤟🏾👉🏾🖖🏾🤙🏾 +1🎉🎂
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
I really don’t understand what people gain from pointing out “fallen breasts”. What response do you expect? Omg I’m so sorry, forgot to airbend my tiddies up this morning. Thanks for letting me know❤️??
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
My friend had the cutest brown goat in her house. I named him Stanley, got him a cute blue collar. She brings me Jollof a few weeks later. While we’re eating she casually says “RIP Stanley.” Reaches into her bag and hands me his collar saying he can’t wear it anymore.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
Character development.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
*10 missed calls from my grandma* *panics and calls to ask if she’s okay* “Ama, do you want pear? There is plenty pear. I’ll bring you pear. My greeting to everyone ok? goodnight”
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
The only Rihanna and Beyoncé war that matters😍
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
TAKE? I didnt TAKE ANYTHING FROM THE BUILDING. THEY BREAK ALL
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
Doesn’t matter how slow or quick you are to claim someone as a friend, partner, etc. Whoever will take you fi eediat will take you fi eediat.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
1 year
I can’t believe Ghanaians are pleading with GHANAIAN celebrities to use their massive platforms to spread #OccupyJulorbiHouse and instead they are tweeting subs and useless 2by4 parables like fraud boys on snap on the 1st of the month.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
<3
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
You, the guy, the poster, the poly tank, you are all mad.
@ManuelTee_Bag
マヌエル
4 years
WTF Dude!?!? But I have always wondered
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Imagine buying Huaraches without taking SNE1100: Intro to Sneakers
@thisisntr3el
RESPECT MY CRIPPIN ♿️
4 years
Most people know absolutely nothing about sneakers and want them just cuz they’re in style 😂
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
People lose interest. Life is like that. Move on.
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@lol_nanito
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3 years
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
He wanted me to role play as a 44 year old Ga kenkey seller
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
I graduated today! Uni did not finish me, I finished uni!
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Pls..I was only trying to cleanse my TL. I don’t understand anything you are saying. I’m sorry, I wont do again.
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@Calebamp
Caleb
4 years
@lol_nanito Chelsea have spent a lot already. With the imminent arrival of this Mendy Keeper from Rennes . I don’t think they’d throw out 50 million pounds plus for another player.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
R.I.P to my baby❤️
@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
🤎
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
You are a 10/10 in the Lord’s eyes and that’s all that matters.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Children picking up the accents they hear on TV is so wild to me.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
This woman can NEVER post without people trying to tear her down. You lot need some help, bitterness kills.
@wavyemma
WAVYEMMA 🫧
4 years
bored in the house and we’re in the house bored 😔
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
I’ve decided to remain thick, i give up on weight loss. Enough is enough🫶🏾
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Nito
5 years
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
The way I refuse to let anyone stress me. I’ll head out so fast, do you my guy.
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@lol_nanito
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2 years
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@pearl_batista
Pearl Batista | Content Creator
2 years
What isn’t supposed to be a big deal but turns you off so fast about a person?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
I don’t even understand the whole “your breasts have fallen” comments/jabs. When you point it out, where do we go from there? Am I supposed to feel bad and wrap my breasts like contraband for the rest of my life or you’re about to sponsor my boob lift? What is your end goal?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
Someone who retweeted them “miracle money locate me” tweets, is going to find my 200 cedis that just flew out this uber window. It’s okay, it’s fine. God bless you and bless me too.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
When your mom said “are you sick in your head Nathan?” we all felt that. We are BEGGING you to delete this.
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Nito
4 years
Lmaooo how can someone posting their mom be your headache? Y’all need some help.😭
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Nito
3 years
I really envy people that enjoy flying. As soon as I’m in the air, my anxiety is through the roof because onipa di3 menenam ewiem saa 3y3 d3n?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Back in January, this guy locked me in a room, got butt naked and masturbated to me in tears begging him to let me out. “Relax, I’m not doing anything bad to you am I? I’m just too attracted to you.” He *came* while commanding me to look at him, then got the key and let me out.
@so_Cesca
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I hope you’ve stopped locking girls in your room and telling them to kiss/hug/be fondled before you let them go.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
If Wendy Shay doesn’t send a voice note everyday at 5:30am shouting “WAKE UP!” I’ll be so sad.
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Nito
4 years
Took these with my calculator
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4 years
@richy_wrld
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5. Why are you still single?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Small jogging my mother went to jog.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
5 years
📍
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@lol_nanito
Nito
6 years
Yt and lightskin guys in my mentions ..I promise you no one cares what your balls look like in the winter...why do you even feel the need to share such information?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
The only way to return the drinks
@lievfdera
guccipython
2 years
ok this is the scenario. you’re with a guy at his table (you’re a thing). drinks are brought to the table. no one ordered it. they tell you that some guy has bought it for you. do you return the drinks (because obvs youre with someone)? do you drink it? do you go talk to the guy?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
2 years
It’s easy to talk out of your ass when it’s not your loved ones suddenly being put in the ground, because someone decided drunk driving is a skill.
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@lol_nanito
Nito
3 years
I don’t have a playlist because I go from Whitney Houston to E.L in 5 minutes
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
Why not just go outside and bite a tree?
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@lol_nanito
Nito
4 years
You not being attracted to someone doesn’t make them ugly :/
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