Elliot @Loh Twitter profile

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Elliot

11 years

Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!

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@fasc1nate It was a different time

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I’ll just leave this right here 🛴

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@SchrodingrsBrat I simply learned to lie very still under the sand all day, then wake in the milder morning hours to stretch my long tongue out to lick my eyes and face clean of morning dew

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@Conblob Never before had I noticed our nation's absolute wagon

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@Ruby_Stevens

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If Andrew Yang is elected President, I and every other Asian-American man will join the Secret Service to be his body souble

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Me in my 20s: I gotta make that money to pay them bills Me now, to people in their 20s: You are a time billionaire

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It'd be weird if Zoom's original name was CoVid

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@quebecween I can imagine an apple imagining me

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2021 is the year that finally started to look like the year 2000

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@twoscooters IHONIALLLILAL

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@tim_cook Deep cut!

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@MarquardtA For everyone else wondering, from two weeks ago: "Ukraine tends to experience a hard winter freeze by January at the latest, but this year, the ground has yet to freeze in various parts of the country due to mild winter weather."

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8 years

Who among us shall be brave enough to show up at an official state function with a detachable novelty hand

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8 years

Have you noticed that Donald Trump has a habit of pulling forcefully on the hand he's shaking?

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4 years

Reminder that Gavin McInnes is a Canadian citizen living in the United States thanks to a green card

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4 years

Here’s the video. This is big time. Thank you, Canada. Canadian lawmakers just voted unanimously to call on the government to declare “the Proud Boys” a white supremacist terrorist group. The vote passed unanimously — without a single dissent...

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Uhhh @elonmusk , how do you become a memelord

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@JohnRMoffitt @GaiaSchaffner @ImSpeaking13 @spikesbuddy @Rubychirp1 @DeathMetalV @RachelOsiris @HougenJ @Jenniferlayne53 @Mac_Marceau @Monkeys2Fly Unless that thing shoots wooden bullets, I think it’s a dual-purpose kit for dispatching werewolves too 🙌🏽

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@Rainmaker1973 If you watch the original video, it zooms out to show an even bigger box that has been carefully painted to look like a brick wall and some grass

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@jon_bois Hang them in chronological order in your circular room. Sit on a chair that is geared to turn 0.0043633231299858 radian each minute. Never be late again

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8 years

A while ago I wondered about the crowdfunding of private armies, but it turns out direct support can go the other way too.

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@ranjodhd nurning anninant

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9 years

It's hard to believe that all of these once-common gadgets have been replaced by the smartphone #progress http://t.co/JIiyIO4h62

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@JoshKurp @yoda I, too, live my life a quarter groove at a time

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8 years

History is written by the victors until the cost of distribution approaches zero.

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@fasc1nate I asked my dolphin friend about the differences, and he said, "EEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EE! EEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEE; EEE EEEEEE! EEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEE! EEEEE EEEEE EEE EEEEEE EEEEE! EEEEEEEE

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8 years

That is his pattern: ridicule those he perceives as slighting him, then have them over for a photo op to humiliate, delegitimize.

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Over past week, Trump's mocked the press on "Thank you" tour and canceled first news conference since July. Here's how reporters respond:

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@rajandelman I wish I didn’t understand this. That I was the person I used to be

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@fasc1nate Doesn't seem to work very well? He's cleaned that one window at least twenty times so far

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@Noahpinion What if instead of dismissing the last four years as an anomaly we just were able to understand that we have been exposed to relatively weak versions of disinformation that could enable our body politic to build the responses we need to fight the real thing

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🌾⚗️🍸 #GettingTo46

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Jared Kushner sneaks in Trump Tower meeting with Kislyak, so he's on tape. Trump calls in, so now HE'S on tape #FISA

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Opinion: Gen Z, they said dumb stuff like this about Millennials, Gen X, and yes even Boomers when we were all your age! Don’t fall for this lazy “journalism” that pits generation against generation just to earn some ad dollars!

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Opinion: Gen Z is made of zombies — less educated, more depressed, without values

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@BrotiGupta @choitotheworld

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"Well, when your Chinese is as good as mine, maybe you can make fun of my English." -My dad, clapping back circa 1987

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Any sufficiently advanced technology with a poorly-designed user interface is indistinguishable from evil.

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@tarantallegra “5. Cent”

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@backwards_river More on the racism that the van Halens withstood, not only in the US, but in Holland too:

Immigrating to America: Half-Asian Eddie Van Halen - Asian Dawn

April 30, 2020 According to the Center of Public Integrity, more than 30% of Americans have witnessed Covid-19 racism against Asians. Stop AAPI Hate reported 1,500 cases of harassment against...

www.asian-dawn.com

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Create what you want, to exist.

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Create what you want to exist.

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@nthnashma Daniel Day-Lewis could totally play him in his biopic and win two Oscars

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@roxiqt I would never warn any of my friends about the goat

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@worldarchery @Olympics @Tokyo2020 Just curious, where is your organization based? 1932?

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When you notice a very good boy

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Thinking about how nobody in the story was (could be) trained to understand what was actually happening, as it was happening, and now one man is dead. Consumers are taught to think of firearms as deterrents, but in just about every scenario they are accelerants

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NEW: Austin police shot and killed entrepreneur Rajan Moonesinghe on as he held a rifle on his own porch in a state where open carry is legal and unregulated. Texas police arrived after 911 caller said a man was “pointing a rifle down the street.”

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Definition of "back in the day" through the years: 1980: 1965 1994: 1982 2000: 1994 2016: 2014

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@Huntwherever Reminds me of the person who took their mom to a bar and a woman had a LESBIAN AF shirt and the mom asked what it was, but they didn't want to curse so they said it meant LESBIAN AIR FORCE. So the mom congratulated the lesbian on having an air force and the lesbian said, "Thanks"

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@Deno_Tron @RebeccaSlatkin Excellent utilization of time and circumstance

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@aledornell 0. Me 1. German guy I met at a party who turned out to be traveling to San Francisco to commit insurance fraud with high-end road bikes 2. His grandfather, who was an elite SS paratrooper or something 3. Adolf Hitler

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@anjapatel Starbucks is a leading seller of curry worldwide 🤯

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@jessicadefino_ It puts the lotion on its psyche

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@bert_gilfoyle @wut76543 @karaswisher It’s almost like it’s not intended to be a media company

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3 years

Hello to ~178 teachers, TAs, and school librarians from around the US now following me thanks to @travisakers ’s #clearthelists RTs! I apologize in advance to these fine educators who will now experience my bad jokes. I aim to get to all your lists, in order, before school starts!

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@WillyTheWendigo My neighbor did a lot of dog rescues. Said someone thought it would be funny to throw a pitbull over the fence at a house that had a couple of Bernese mountain dogs. Pitbull was torn to pieces. No rescue that day

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"Well, when your Chinese is as good as mine, maybe you can make fun of my English." -My dad, clapping back circa 1987

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Asian Dad: 97%? What happened to the last three points Asian Uncle: When you realize that there is such a thing as 2x, 5x, or even 10x return from new frontiers, you may begin to prioritize things other than perfect navigation of commoditized paths

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@WeNotSocks The only way this could be better is if the scene began in a room with a mirror

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@joerussotweets

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War Horse 2: Horse War

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@yesitsmyaccount 🤝 podcasters

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Growing Pains

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@KelgoreTrout How can I retrofit every Bluetooth accessory with this

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Sort of weird how the huge innovation of the "web page" has now morphed into endless scrolls – the format of antiquity.

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3 years

Very strong signal from just one tweet about #clearthelists . Should I dust off my social media skills and see how many we can get to the finish line? Yes, I should

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@dieworkwear I recently learned that the unbuttoned first button (showing a functional buttonhole) at the cuffs of my Hong Kong suit are a type of flex, meant to thumb the sartorial nose at cheap mass-produced suits where the buttons are simply sewn on

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@sandibachom I don't know if it's a distraction, but this group has a plan, the pieces have been moved into place, and this is part of the whole thing being pushed forward

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4 years

Been waiting decades to make this joke

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You've heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of....

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This thread is the novelization that tells the story better than the movie

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No, the GOP is not being blackmailed. This is my take👇 The theory that the GOP bows to Trump and does his bidding because they are blackmailed gives them way too much credit. The prefer Trump's politics to the Democrats. 1/

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@OhNoSheTwitnt RORY ROLE?!?!

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@SarahTaber_bww There has got to be a term for when you follow someone on Twitter for specific expertise that years later suddenly becomes key to answering the one question that half the world is asking at the same time 🙌🏽

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👽 sup 👲🏽 Whoa, you guys are real? 👽 🖖 👲🏽 Well, uhhhhh what have you come to Earth for? 👽 MSG, same as everyone else 👲🏽 👲🏽 Monosodium glutamate? 👽 yeah hahaha wait are you one of those anti-MSG people

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@morgan_joel the last one, having no brick edge to rest on, lays flat, leaving second-to-last no edge to rest on, etc. etc. @joebloggs8040

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@AP @APStylebook You must apologize to the people with France!

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@fumbler00ski @jaketapper "Odd and uncomfortable" is going to be a chapter title in the Ken Burns documentary

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Should be a way to donate to all of these at once

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@DanaDy0206 @onlyanumber

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@Rschooley Every time I see a bizarre hostile attack like this, I feel like 4chan should be searched for the victim's Twitter handle.

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Fun fact: thanks to a mutation thought to have originated in a tribe some 40,000 years ago in what is now Korea, most East Asians have the variant of the ABCC11 gene that prevents body odor

ABCC11 - Wikipedia

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What's that smell? According to a new poll, about 40% of people 18-24 don't use deodorant. 🤢🤢 They simply don't think they need it... #WakeUpCLT @bentnews @rachelrollar

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@NanoRaptor The only CRT with a Regauss button!

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@epistemophagy Did you check it for any names or awards

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@EstherHanko Not bad, here's mine

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“Goes rogue” makes it sound like a Tom Cruise movie, instead of just being really stupid about national security in ways that could set the office back for decades

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Sort of weird how suddenly 30% of the Web has become an endless lifestyle magazine with Facebook as the table of contents.

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@OmonaKami @pookleblinky Me, thinking about constructs of self vs. societal consensus vs. Amazon Warehouse Deals

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order of succession bingo cards

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Jeff Sessions & Mike Pence are in deep trouble after that Comey testimony-both part of a Flynn coverup. #TrumpRussia

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There's only one thing this is for, and that thing is committing smartphone fraud

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How does Hammer look exactly the same, while I look like my dad when he bought me my first Hammer CD

MC HAMMER e/acc

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Me and @stephenasmith gettin’ into the particulars 😂 Good times !!!! Go #Warriors !!!! #Town #DubNation @FirstTake @espn

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@HarvardITC @NBCNewsMACH

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@kurteichenwald

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This robotic arm can make you part octopus. Amazing!

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@baddestmamajama Me, entering my bio lab partner's dorm room to work on a problem set: "Wow, this single is huge! Is that a queen size bed?" Her: "Yeah, it is. You can lie on it... if you want 👀👀👀" Me: "Nah, I just had lunch! I would totally fall asleep instead of doing homework" Her: "OK"

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@rajandelman Well this has struck a chord

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@Engr_pii 🥹👅

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Can't believe it's already time for another #SuperbOwlSunday ! http://t.co/MwknfrRegX

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@sterophonick Now I'm thinkin' about a tiny RAID 🥰

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@nickfloats In all five examples given, none of the people have discernible pupils or whites of the eyes, almost as if the AI knows it cannot aim the eyes realistically

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@matthen2 I’ve tried this but the stamps do not stick!

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The US is closing in on 200,000 COVID deaths. Hard to wrap your head around so large a number. I follow @Cleavon_MD , who shares photos and brief bios of our fellow citizens: people from all walks of life, many of whom put themselves at risk to serve others, and died in the fight.

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