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Iโ€™m usually baking something. he/him ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

New Jersey, USA
Joined July 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Your public school English teachers at their end of year lunch
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Pop Crave
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Julianne Moore, Tilda Swinton, Pedro Almodรณvar and Dua Lipa together in new photo.
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Remember the real spirit of Thanksgiving: bobโ€™s bisexuality.
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A queen
@TenLeekisser
Randal / Onyx โ˜† is playing persona
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OH MY GOD???
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Gee, I wonder why.
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DL both married, looking for a third to share at the Hampton suites off 95 south NOT gen donโ€™t ask will be blocked
@PeteDominick
Pete Dominick
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Caption this
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I say this at every inconvenience now
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I saw her, I saw goody proctor with the devil
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Imagine finding out this way
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1 year
Your turn basement yard
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@paulludwig Sometimes you need to check to make sure it hasnโ€™t changed :(
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2 months
Itโ€™s gonna be close to 100ยฐ this week so be sure to hydrate and let your bros take a whiff of your balls
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3 years
Are you a Pokรฉmon gay, horror gay, drag race gay, or a marvel gay
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4 months
Also who would pick the block of cream cheese like
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She should k*ll him
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Kelly Clarksonโ€™s ex-husband Brandon Blackstock reportedly told the singer that she wasnโ€™t โ€œsexyโ€ enough to be a judge on โ€˜The Voiceโ€™ during their marriage.
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Was explaining Grindr to a straight person and they compared it cerebro
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โ€œtHeN why ArE yOu On ThE aPp?โ€ Because girl Iโ€™m nosy
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2 years
Slut in theory, rarely in practice
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3 years
Ignoring the fact that there are plenty of lean, muscular straight men out there, itโ€™s just such a fucked up thing to do to your sibling?
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Dressed like every other basic homosexual today
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If you go into any โ€œItalianโ€ American house on a Sunday in NJ, Long Island or Staten Island you will find these men
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@localswampgay
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5 months
Julianne is your honors English, tiles and Pedro are AP Lang snd Lit respectively, Dua started this year and is teaching the sophomores and juniors
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11 months
A healthy sex life looks different for everyone and every couple. Some people do it every day, some are good once a week and even others are fine going months without. As well, too often I think gay men limit what they think sex can be (ie topping and bottoming)
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What opinion about sex will have you like this?
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Opening Grindr in a new location for the attention.
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11 months
The scents in question:
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@EW
Entertainment Weekly
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'The View' host Sunny Hostin cited what she said was a study indicating that gay people can identify each other through scent: 'They have noses for each other.'
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I am bald, I am bearded, I am hairy perfection
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2 years
Cutest person at the laundromat (Iโ€™m the only one in the laundromat)
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1 year
This St. Patrickโ€™s Day is the 16 year anniversary my parents found gay porn on the family computer and my mother asked if it was me and I blamed it on my brother and no one in the house talked for the whole weekend. (Tbh it was both of us, but EYE remembered to clear the history)
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2 years
Following people on insta and itโ€™s like, what do you mean your name is actually Robert and not carly rae cumslut
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Raise your hand if you didnโ€™t check the guard on your beard trimmer ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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2 years
Get your fucking ass up and throw some bread. It seems like nobody wants to throw bread anymore.
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Did my silly little run, took my stupid little selfie
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Godparents gifted me a new apron for Christmas and I will now be stealing all your whisks
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Look at my gay little running shoes
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Why is it protein that builds muscle why canโ€™t it be sugar I cannot eat anymore chickpeas or eggs I want pie
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Hugh Mid
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Itโ€™s always โ€œI love your chest hair ๐Ÿ˜โ€ and never โ€œwhat fine shoulder hair you have!โ€
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2 years
The future liberals want
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Vacation dick implies the existence of workplace dick
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We had a great sex ed teacher in high school, but the funniest for me personally was how she opened the class saying if youโ€™re having sex you need to be prepared for anything and promptly threw a baby doll at my friend who smacked that baby into the radiator. That friend? Gay now
@badinfinity2
Colby Gordon
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ok but what is the weirdest thing that happened in your sex ed class
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I donโ€™t need a man, I need a dual income.
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3 years
It is very easy to have visible abs and not body shame other people and yet
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Just shot a really big snot rocket
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Blep
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She has to run everyday or she goes crazy, she's like a Border Collie.
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Hello little people in my phone
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Are the mean gays a couple or is more like a pinky and the brain situation
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Submitting my weekly running selfie
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In every relationship there is the shrieking at spider boyfriend and takes spider outside boyfriend
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Hit a 73 in mini golf who want me?
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@localswampgay
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3 years
POV: youโ€™re leaving your work holiday party early because no one in your department came so youโ€™re going to buy cookie cutters instead.
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It is April and yet my fingers are frozen
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Dug out your car for you
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The baker// the cake
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The brides mom said I looked handsome.
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Libra season is the prettiest season.
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Arooooooooo
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Brother and his boyfriend are getting a new apartment that has a washer/dryer in unit and backyard access and I am so happy for them and not at all jealous
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They clapped when the plane landed
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Tbh itโ€™s not even the humidity, itโ€™s the goddamn gnats
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She wore a crown and She came down in a bubble, Doug.
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I do in fact miss having long hair sometimes
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2 years
โ€œUncle Andrew can I see your phone?โ€ Me: uhhhhhh two seconds
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Ran through not one but two thunderstorms โ›ˆ
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I am not meant for a career; I am meant to be one of those nonprofit leaders who has a wealthy husband and sits on a lot of committees and seems to be doing an art show every Thursday where the art isnโ€™t very good but there is free wine
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Well, heโ€™s done it again (Iโ€™m cleaning it up tomorrow)
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The only reason I came to San Diego was to see some seals
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I just find it really unfair that i spent the last day of my 20s stuck on zoom all day and not winning a million dollars. Like?
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Help stop the spread of lymes disease this Labor Day Weekend by checking each other for ticks ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ˜บ๏ธ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฒ
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@ganzfaust All sloppy bears are!
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I see no pigs, and thereโ€™s no beach.
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The beer I tried was bad
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@tumelomohotji
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People Born in 1990-1999 Letโ€™s see a picture or video of yourself
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She never wants to look at the camera
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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I'm sick
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Me and my many hats
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Weโ€™re making chocolate shortbread everybody
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Having to get up at 4:45 on the Lords day to run smh
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Running short tan lines
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Happy Saturday (sadly the bear face is terminal)
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I got new running shoes and look how pretty
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Merry Crisis
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We made it Friday kids
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Unfortunately learned in a crowded gym today that a particular pair of yellow running shorts become see through when I sweat in them
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Explained docking to straight people AND got free soup salad and breadsticks, good day at the Olive Garden
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oh so you can get your back blown out in the steam room of your local equinox, but the suddenly the senate judiciary room is off limits?? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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Alt this, alt that; how about you get all yourself to an altar and rekindle your relationship with the lord
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Wish my parents were more supportive of my plan to repeatedly marry for money and leave a string of ex husbands while living a life of luxury.
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1 year
There are two wolves inside of you
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It arrived
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2 months
Discovered my order for new running clothes never went through last week
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I too am not potable for drinking
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This kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
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I found a white chest hair on my 30th birthday. I fear the end is near
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Scarlett Johansson in that divorce movie
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This is by far one of my most favorite videos on the internet
@UncoolTimi
Savathรปnโ€™s Baby Daddy
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The ending ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The reason I am switching to 2 inch running shorts is the tan line tbh
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@gayydann
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Forget the โ€˜sluttyโ€™ waists, where are the beefy legs at??
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