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gnarly rae jepsen 🕸️🦇👻🎃

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ok since i had so much fun with my pride thread and my predictions i’m starting a new one: halloween costumes that no one asked for

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gnarly rae jepsen 🕸️🦇👻🎃

@lizmaebrooks

4 months

potential hot take but i find interrupting the hold music every 20 seconds to tell me you’re experiencing longer than average hold times is more annoying than just having me on hold for a long time

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CNN Breaking News

@cnnbrk

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A jury finds Hunter Biden guilty on federal gun charges, the first member of a president's family to be convicted during the president's term. Follow live updates.

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@lizmaebrooks

9 months

who could’ve seen this coming

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@lizmaebrooks

4 months

me: this edible ain’t shit me five minutes later:

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@lizmaebrooks

2 months

please stop talking about people this way

lina 𐙚

@sklmlsj

2 months

the slightly autistic girl with a high sex drive will save u btw

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Pronouncing “shoegaze” like Fugazi to make dudes mad

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gnarly rae jepsen 🕸️🦇👻🎃

@lizmaebrooks

3 months

hello people who are being introduced to minneapolis on a national scale: it didn’t burn to the ground and you don’t want to fuck the mayor. otherwise, welcome.

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@lizmaebrooks

6 months

NEW TRAIN NEW TRAIN NEW TRAIN

Amtrak

@Amtrak

6 months

Today’s our birthday, but we’re giving you a gift — the brand-new Borealis service! Enjoy round-trip daily trips between Saint Paul, MN and Chicago, IL onboard Borealis starting May 21st.

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@lizmaebrooks

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@zachsilberberg Yes because I agree and I wish so badly I didn’t

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@lizmaebrooks

10 months

my therapist cancelled on me last week so as a punishment today i’m going to explain saltburn to her

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@lizmaebrooks

1 year

Jobs should maybe take into consideration that it is a beautiful day and I would like to play outside

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Someone came through the door at work in a Steely Dan shirt and I said, “hell yeah, Steely Dan girl summer!” and was met with the most disapproving stare I’ve gotten in years

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Happy Metrodome Collapse Day to all who observe

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

It just really doesn’t sit right with me that retail/restaurant/customer service workers are considered “low priority” for the covid vaccine but a whole lot of the people in government who have refused to pay us to stay home and safe have already gotten both doses 🙃

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@lizmaebrooks

4 months

idk what your average wait times are! this is the first time i’ve called you! god willing i won’t need to call you again!

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@lizmaebrooks

5 years

If you swapped The Cure for Morrissey this would be a lineup worth selling my organs for

Jake(the ‘80s & ‘90s never ended in my world)Rudh

@JakeRudh

5 years

Just announced: Literally the best festival line-up I've ever seen for Saturday, May 2nd in Los Angeles!

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

NPR should just get a bigger desk

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@lizmaebrooks

6 months

white people at weddings when cotton eyed joe comes on

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@jason_howerton

2 years

Can someone explain what actually happened here?

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@lizmaebrooks

5 months

another day another god-tier thrift find

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

I’m celebrating Dolly Parton’s birthday by having nice boobs

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

*laughs in Minneapolis*

SouthernPatriot

@rosegerard5

2 years

Do you think our Military would fire on US citizens, if it comes to that?

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

“The Pourhouse added an event that might interest you” I guarantee you that it will not interest me

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

What was the point of Minneapolis building skyways if they aren’t going to be open in subzero weather

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

This is your fault!!!!!!!!

Mayor Jacob Frey

@MayorFrey

2 years

Let’s go Vikings! #Skol

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Seeing the Minneapolis skyline from the 35W bridge never gets old let me tell ya

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@lizmaebrooks

10 months

it’s fucking cold and no one should have to be unhoused ever

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@lizmaebrooks

4 months

acab forever but like… drunk driving is dangerous and can ruin innocent people’s lives and stopping it is good actually

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@nypost

4 months

Rookie Sag Harbor cop who arrested Justin Timberlake already well-known by locals for strict enforcement of traffic laws after just three months on the force

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

What if we kissed on the shores of Lake Chipotle 🥹👉🏼👈🏼

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@lizmaebrooks

6 months

today has been setback after setback after fucking setback and it’s not even over yet but I’m so proud of this

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

@AldiUSA North minneapolis

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@lizmaebrooks

2 months

wild to see someone claim on national television that the place you are in literally right this immediate second was burnt to the ground lol

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@lizmaebrooks

5 months

happy anniversary to the proudest I’ve ever been of our city

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@maxnesterak

4 years

BREAKING: The third precinct police station is on fire. Rioters have taken over

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@lizmaebrooks

10 months

I think living in minnesota produces that same hormone that makes you forget how painful childbirth is so you want to have another baby but for forgetting how much a -35 degree windchill hurts your face so you don’t move to florida

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

The worst part about Stella’s closing is that Winston Smith was assassinated by the MPD on top of their parking garage over a year ago and no one has ever been held accountable.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

If you announce a tour and it’s not coming to Minneapolis I will simply book a date and announce it and if you don’t show up I’ll sue you

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@lizmaebrooks

3 months

one cool weather day in minnesota and my fall mode is activated like a fuckin sleeper agent

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

@zachsilberberg Zach are they wrong

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Amazing how it gets a few degrees above freezing and the sun comes out and all of a sudden I love living in Minnesota again

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

Sorry to be weird and annoying about this, but about a month ago it was brought to my attention that I needed to re-evaluate my relationship with alcohol. Since then, I haven’t kept alcohol in my house or drank by myself. I’m feeling a lot better and I think I’m making more

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@lizmaebrooks

2 months

sometimes y’all make being autistic feel like being a goddamn circus animal

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

Almost 500 days later. Feels good but weird to be back.

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@lizmaebrooks

10 months

the minnesota wild 😔

emily✨🛼🪩🍌

@witchy_crossing

10 months

am I the only person left on this planet that doesn’t own a Stanley cup ??

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

The first day it’s above 40 degrees this spring I’m going absolutely fucking feral

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@lizmaebrooks

3 months

sorry

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@lizmaebrooks

4 months

saying “this is going to ruin the world tour” while being dragged out of cowboy jack’s for public indecency

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING SKYWAYS IF WE CANT USE THEM

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@lizmaebrooks

9 months

sorry i’m just in a bad place rn (crossing franklin and lyndale)

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@lizmaebrooks

11 months

minneapolis is the biggest small town in the goddamn world

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

My boobs are too big for me to know what cryptocurrency is

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@lizmaebrooks

2 months

who keeps rushing this guy to the hospital

Pop Base

@PopBase

2 months

Harvey Weinstein has been rushed to the hospital for emergency heart surgery after experiencing chest pains, sources tell ABC News.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Celebrating Dolly Parton’s birthday by also being really cool and having a great rack

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

This is my first Black Friday not working retail in six years and the main thing I’ve learned is that retail workers should be able to fight customers

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

We! Need! More! Public! Bathrooms!

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

I asked a customer how her day was before she came into the store and she goes, “you know what? I’m not going to come in. I don’t feel like being interrogated,” so happy Saturday from the mall I guess

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Since apparently we STILL need to get on board with this concept, here’s a refresher: it is NOT “cancel culture” for people to no longer support you because you’re an unrepentant sexual predator. I hope this helps.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 months

it’s weird to watch people fetishize something about you that’s been misunderstood and mocked and could’ve gotten you fucking institutionalized a few decades ago. i’ve learned to love who i am, but this is so strange.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Minnesota is the most interconnected small world ass place there is I think

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

I’ve lived in Minnesota for 25 years and every year without fail I will still act shocked and betrayed when it gets cold in December

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

If you have a strained relationship with your mom or your mom is no longer around, I’m your mom now I’m so proud of you, champ

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@lizmaebrooks

11 months

being the hot goth aunt is a heavy cross to bear but if not me then who??

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

No one should ever have to sleep on the streets but especially not now. It is dangerously cold and everyone involved in the encampment eviction today is complicit in endangering lives.

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

I officially no longer work at the M*ll of Am*rica

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

I truly believe if you start arguing with your significant other or your children in a retail store, the staff should be allowed to weigh in

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

Listen I’ve hated myself long enough I deserve to soak up some vanity when I feel hot

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

progress with my mental health than I have in the last ~year. I’m not getting completely sober, but harm reduction works for me and I’m proud of myself and anyone else who’s figuring it all out.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Hit absolute rock bottom a year ago today. I was drinking too much to just try to numb myself, ended up getting hurt physically and emotionally and hurting others in the process. It’s been a shitty road but I’ve left the person I was behind me and I’ve been feeling so much

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

It is absolutely infuriating how impassable the sidewalks in Minneapolis are. I almost couldn’t get down several blocks as an able bodied person, people who use mobility aids or have mobility issues are like completely cut off by this. And the city does not give a fuck

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@lizmaebrooks

2 months

someone in my family said something really mean about my body today but i don’t really have time to care about that rn

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@lizmaebrooks

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Seán Ono Lennon

@seanonolennon

5 months

Wokism is not a religion it’s a full blown cult. I’m starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.

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@lizmaebrooks

10 months

pussy

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

If you’re downtown: they are bringing buses to arrest people. If you’re at the precinct: the National Guard is on their way. Get out now.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

In the most disrespectful way possible, it should have been Roman Polanski in that house on August 9th, 1969

Variety

@Variety

2 years

Roman Polanski's producer says France is icing the filmmaker out, as it's almost impossible to get the director's new film sold in his adopted country: “If this film doesn’t get released in France, it’s a crime.”

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

I am not even going to pretend to be humble this is a good fit and I want everyone to see it thanks for your time

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

These have me fucking dying, credit to /@/_fonesy on Instagram

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3 months

two people on this list have died since it was originally posted btw

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@alex_cono

4 months

Yeah but have you considered this???

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@lizmaebrooks

4 months

alec baldwin must be stopped

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Bands always call Saint Paul “Minneapolis” but none of them ever call Minneapolis “Saint Paul”

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

Neither are straight dudes but that hasn’t stopped me yet

CNN

@CNN

4 years

Weed is not good for your heart, studies say

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5 months

IT. IS. TIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEE. 2024 useless, cringey, uninteresting, or otherwise unnecessary pride product/advertising thread. let’s go.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Thank u for keeping us safe from this mid shit 🫡

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@lizmaebrooks

9 months

just got an email from the minnesota state fair that kidz bop live will be at the grandstand and i want someone to start a mosh pit

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Living vicariously through Chicago getting rid of their shitty mayor

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@lizmaebrooks

3 months

it looks like this, we have a strong community who believes in fighting for each other and what’s right, and you can drink weed.

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

Release everyone incarcerated for cannabis possession and expunge cannabis related charges from records.

The New York Times

@nytimes

3 years

Adults will be able to claim a free marijuana joint when they receive a Covid-19 vaccine in Washington State. The promotion, called “Joints for Jabs,” is part of the state’s push to increase vaccinations.

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

The government has never given a single fuck about you and they never will. You are disposable to them and they will throw you to the wolves every single fucking chance they get. Fuck this shit, fuck these people, fuck capitalism, fuck this system.

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@lizmaebrooks

3 months

but also, this is a fuck around and find out town.

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@lizmaebrooks

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super graphic ultra modern birthday girl

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@lizmaebrooks

3 years

A drunk girl leaving work last night called me “Miss Ariel” so I’ll be riding that high for the foreseeable future

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@lizmaebrooks

4 months

new fuck ass bob just dropped

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@lizmaebrooks

7 months

turns out leaving work four hours early does wonders for your self esteem

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@lizmaebrooks

4 years

TW: sexual assault . . . . It feels like a couple times a week at least we find out someone else in the music scene is a sexual predator. As someone who’s been in Minneapolis and around this scene for almost seven years, and has been personally victimized multiple times by

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@lizmaebrooks

2 years

Hey @MayorFrey : where do you suggest the people your cops are evicting go? How are they supposed to replace their belongings? How do you continue to allow our most vulnerable neighbors to be terrorized?

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@lizmaebrooks

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if you’re afraid of minneapolis you’re weaker than me and who wants to admit to that

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