DEAR COMEDY FANS, START ASKING THE MEN IN COMEDY WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS AND STOP ASKING ME. SPOILER: I'M AGAINST THINGS THAT ARE ABUSIVE TOWARDS WOMEN OR ILLEGAL OR BOTH. R U FUCKING CRAZY LOL
hi 💔
i’m so sorry but i just spoke to brody’s manager and it is true that brody stevens is gone.
i love you all and i’m sorry this is happening. there will never be another.
today at lax someone from tmz asked me why does pete davidson who is not hot but funny get hot girls but it doesn’t work the other way around for a funny woman - I was like ok do u realize u just called me ugly tho
me looking forward to a wonderful holiday season w my family vs me on my way home after realizing all my life choices come from a place of pain and fear caused by my relatives
recovery day routine:
oat milk latte
vegan muffin
custom salad
screaming fight with my mom
afternoon green tea
customer service battle that saves me four dollars
thirty minute walk
make my mom cry again
healthy dinner
five donuts (non vegan)
evening bath
just got a reminder from a family member that apparently when i was little you had to call me pongo (from 101 dalmatians) or i would like bite and attack you
it’s attractive when someone at the grocery store knows exactly what they need and just grab it instead of standing and staring at everything like a stupid ass like i do
I’m such a ditz! Halfway through baking my famous cherry holiday pie, I ran out of sugar. Had to run next door to my neighbors to borrow some. I’m now banned?! Merry Christmas!🎄
today i just can’t help but think about the time larry king interviewed me and went off script to ask if i had a boyfriend...what’s my next move here...