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he/him • 20↑ • writer // sometimes 🔞 (no minors) // currently into genshin impact

🌱 in haikavetham hell 🏛️
Joined March 2023
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@lithopus
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1 year
- Explicit content sometimes 🔞 - Minors DNI—you'll be blocked 🛑 - No top/bottom discourse 🔄 - No ship hate or discourse 🗣️ - Retrospring and FAQ on Carrd 🗒️ - I sometimes respond slowly 📨 - I often disappear to avoid spoilers 💤 - See replies for recent fic updates 📝
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psa that ao3 isn't a social media site where you repeatedly change the posting date to bump a complete fic to the top of the list* 💀 it's bad fandom etiquette and will get you muted by other users. *excluding gift exchanges/collection reveals or complete rewrites
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smut writing expectations: horny, easy, fun smut writing reality: rewording a scene to minimize usage of the verb "stroke", agonizing over how to describe orgasms, spending 45 minutes trying to write a sexy but tasteful paragraph about cum (without actually calling it "cum")
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fighting instinct 🏛️🌱(🏛️) Explicit 🔞 | Chapter 1/3 #haikavetham A medical issue temporarily forces Kaveh to stop taking suppressants, and Alhaitham woefully underestimates how complicated things are about to become. omegaverse • alpha/alpha • kaveh in rut Link below!
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i've seen this surprisingly often on the site lately, and i hope that it's just because writers coming from other platforms aren't aware of the typical etiquette, but...yeah, don't do this. it's one of the fastest ways to annoy established users and get your works hidden 😅
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for anyone who just made a tumblr account due to the recent twitter issues, here's some quick information about the site! i'm sure there are other more comprehensive threads about this, but i just wanted to share some specific tips:
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(and there are tons of threads on the ao3 subreddit where users have commented on this problem and said that they mute authors who do this, so, like, i'm not just pulling this claim out of my ass)
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worth the wait 🌱🏛️(🌱) Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 9.8k haikavetham • lingerie • blow jobs • anal sex • reverse cowboy position • trans guy kaveh 🏳️‍⚧️ Link below!
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fighting instinct 🏛️🌱(🏛️) Explicit 🔞 | Chapter 2/3 Alhaitham returns to the house expecting to find Kaveh in heat, and instead finds himself contending with something far more precarious. omegaverse • alpha/alpha • they fuck in this chapter Link below!
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btw chapter 4 of testing, testing does finally have submissive kaveh 👀 (but he's kind of a brat 😂)
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come with time 🏛️🌱(🏛️) Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 22.2k haikavetham • dom kaveh • sub alhaitham • humiliation • lingerie • rimming • anal sex • trans man kaveh 🏳️‍⚧️ Link below!
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Happy birthday, Kaveh! 🎈🎉 I didn't have time to prepare a fic for his birthday in advance, so I wrote this standalone ficlet today (which took surprisingly long to write, despite its length 😂) idk if they're married or "only" dating in this, but They're In Love #haikavetham
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btw i should probably clarify that i have nothing against calling it "cum" or "come" 😂 it's just that the word didn't fit the tone of the scene/chapter i was writing lol
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werewolf wip...awooooo 🐺
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thinking about how kaveh says that alhaitham's mind is a mystery...and yet, he actually seems to understand alhaitham's mind extremely well, except when alhaitham is trying to help him 🥲 (1/16)
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Happy birthday, Alhaitham 🎊📚 (Or, well, it's technically still his birthday in a few time zones.) This is another little fic like the one I wrote for Kaveh's birthday! It takes place on Alhaitham's first birthday after Kaveh moves in with him, pre-relationship. #haikavetham
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fighting instinct 🏛️🌱(🏛️) Explicit 🔞 | Chapter 3/3 Kaveh's rut resumes, and neither his nor Alhaitham's instincts are cooperating—but fortunately, Alhaitham has a plan to make things work. omegaverse • alpha/alpha • rut sex • minor injuries Link below!
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finally writing the last scene of chapter 4...i can see the light at the end of the hole I MEAN TUNNEL i can see the light at the end of the tunnel
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scrolling through the unedited draft of the main sex scene in ch 4 and i have counted literally 5 instances where alhaitham's narration contains some variant of "how the fuck am i supposed to last more than ten seconds with my dick inside my hot roommate" good luck alhaitham ✊
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politely requesting that alhaitham stop brooding over his kitchen sink in this fic, because i have 3 or 4 sex scenes to write in this chapter and do not have time for his thousands of words of introspection every time kaveh crosses his mind 😫🙏
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anyway, i prefer to post fic content instead of informational threads, so here's another peek at my chapter 4 draft. alhaitham slipped in a flashback that wasn't in my chapter outline, because apparently it wasn't enough for him to constantly think about present-day kaveh 🤦‍♂️
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currently torn between letting alhaitham and kaveh have sex four times in chapter 4 vs. my desire to finish writing this chapter sometime during the 21st century
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bird in the hand 🌱🏛️(🌱) Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 17.8k 🏳️‍⚧️ trans man alhaitham Link below!
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this is my life now
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politely requesting that alhaitham stop brooding over his kitchen sink in this fic, because i have 3 or 4 sex scenes to write in this chapter and do not have time for his thousands of words of introspection every time kaveh crosses his mind 😫🙏
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i was a fool to think that i could write werewolf sex without including 3,000 words of aftercare and mushy feelings afterwards ✌️😔
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Small excerpt from the (omegaverse) "fighting instinct" sequel! I'll be posting it this month or next. It's a two-parter, and currently only the first chapter is edited 🫡
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i don't think i ever shared an excerpt from the "bonus chapter" for the omegaverse alpha/alpha fic i posted a few weeks ago, so here's a snippet! (i haven't worked on it recently since i'm trying to finish a 🏳️‍⚧️ one-shot, but i'll hopefully have time to continue writing it soon)
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🔞 Here's another small excerpt from the "fighting instinct" bonus chapter-sequel-thing that I'm working on! (Again, warning for omegaverse content.)
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i love how in the recent poetry event, the writers explicitly taught the player about the type of couplet formed by alhaitham and kaveh's short character descriptions LOL like "hey, by the way...just in case you missed the 100 other hints that they're gay..."
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Another omegaverse excerpt, to keep y'all sated 🫡 (I'm about halfway through editing the chapter, now—although, my editing pace will probably be slower for the next week or two.)
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me, starting a new wip? no of course not i would never but if i *did* start a new wip, it would be about alhaitham and kaveh dating as akademiya students and it would be 🏳️‍⚧️ alhaitham and 🏳️‍⚧️ kaveh, too but obviously i would never ever start yet another wip 🫣
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feeling a bit burned out 🫠 i've been editing chapter 4 as quickly as i can, but it's an overwhelming amount of work...and meanwhile the fandom is getting more and more exhausting to deal with, even for someone like me who mostly just stays in his own little corner 😪
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lay the first stone 🌱🏛️🌱 Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 9.8k 🏳️‍⚧️ trans man alhaitham 🏳️‍⚧️ trans man kaveh Link below! *Note: this fic contains front hole fingering; please check the notes section on AO3 for additional information, if needed
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two excerpts from two wips! the first is from the most recent fic i started writing, and the second is from that akademiya students one i was working on a while back...it was almost done months ago, and then i forgot to go back and finish it 😅
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Lithopus's Top 10 (Joking, Not Serious, Please Don't Come At Me) Reasons That Alhaitham And Kaveh Should Both Bottom: A Thread #haikavetham 🔞
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i want to share another excerpt from my "testing, testing" chapter 4 wip, but i can't decide what to post, so how about this: y'all can reply to this tweet with a word, and i'll try to reply with a line from my draft that uses that word 👀
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interests in conflict 🌱🏛️(🌱) Explicit 🔞 | Chapter 1/2 Alhaitham and Kaveh have figured out how to handle one rut between two alphas—but neither one of them was prepared for the possibility of two simultaneous ruts. sequel fic • omegaverse • alpha/alpha Link below!
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burnout and experiencing a low mood aren't making it easy to work on this fic...i'd been hoping to post in march, but it looks like the next "testing, testing" update will be in april. as always, thank you for the patience everyone 🫠 hopefully the mental funk goes away soon 🤞
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i've been left with no choice ✌️😔
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Hey y'all 👋 I've been dealing with a variety of Life Things™️, so I haven't really been on social media lately. I do see that I have missed messages/notifications, so I'll do my best to catch up on those soon. As always, thank you all for your support and kind comments 🫶
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since i've been lying low on twitter, i'm a bit out of the loop...but has anyone considered💧🏛️ using a leash/collar on ♦️🌱 i...i'm just saying... 🫣
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it just occurred to me that new followers may not be super familiar with me or my account 🫡 the essentials are in my pinned tweet, but basically: i am just a dude who writes about dudes in love. and those dudes happen to fuck sometimes, but my priority is the loving ✊😩
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after chapter 2 of "testing, testing" ended up being over 20k words, i swore to myself that i'd never again include two sex scenes in a chapter...and yet, here i am, adding a second sex scene to my outline for chapter 9 😂
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seeing all of this content for kaveh's 🍑 is amazing...but it also drives me insane because i'm sitting here knowing that alhaitham won't get to spank it until chapter 7 of "testing, testing" 😩
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quick update: i am continuing to work on chapter 4 & i am also aiming to finish writing my answers for that tumblr ask game from a couple months ago! i had almost finished drafting those right before my hiatus, but i haven't really had a chance to get back to them since then.
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once i finish writing chapter 3 of "testing, testing" & that lingerie one-shot, i really need to write kaveh getting railed ✌️😔 i'm sorry that your ass has been so neglected, sir...alhaitham is currently researching ways to remedy this error 🍆
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btw just to remind/reassure everyone, my most recent one-shot did not impact my progress on testing, testing! that fic is a lot more complicated to write, so it's taking my brain a while to finish chapter 3. i know the wait has been long, but that's the nature of the beast ✌️😔
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i've also been working on a new one-shot whenever i feel burned out from writing chapter 3 of "testing, testing"...and since the one-shot isn't too long, i'll probably finish it while i'm editing chapter 3 🤔 so, uh, don't be surprised if a random fic gets posted next month 😂
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chapter 3 is 12,000 words so far, and i haven't even written the main sex scene yet...thank goodness there's sex in the first scene, too, or else the wait would drive me insane lol (this dang chapter would've been so much shorter if i'd finished it before learning The Lore 😂)
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she is home!!! albeit (understandably) grumpy about the 2-night hospital stay & all the pills she needs to take 😾
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i should mention that my cat is currently stable and doing alright! but god damn it, it would've been nice if my vet had actually attempted any sort of treatment over those two days when my cat was doing poorly, to potentially avoid fucking hospitalization 🫠
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i offer two very different excerpts from two very different wips 😂
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i am obsessed with the idea of hkvthm + shared dream sex (using some sort of handwavy "modified akasha terminal" plot device 😂)
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what everyone imagines when i say that i'm working on chapter 3 of "testing, testing": vivid descriptions of kaveh passionately railing alhaitham into the mattress what i am actually writing for chapter 3 of "testing, testing" right now: several paragraphs describing a scarf
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i'm making progress with editing chapter 3, but i'm starting to think that i shouldn't let alhaitham and kaveh have sex for the rest of the fic, so that i stop ending up with long-ass chapters 🤣🤣🤣 (i'm joking obviously, since the fic wouldn't work that way, but 😂)
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i'm really glad that people enjoyed the new one-shot 🫶 and i definitely plan to write more trans content, but for now, i'll be going back to the "testing, testing" fic! (and welcome to any new followers coming from ao3! all of my info can be found in my pinned tweet & carrd)
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i swear i've been working on chapter 3 every day, but it just keeps GOING...i need to stop turning every interaction into several paragraphs of character study 😂😭
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every time i'm grinding coffee beans with my manual grinder, i think of this line from "testing, testing" and i'm like 😔 alas, kaveh, that is not how it works, or else i would have bulging biceps by now 💪
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manifesting kavehs for everyone who pulls on his banner 🌠 (and also channeling my inner alhaitham to suggest making a plan before you wish! 🌱 it's best to decide ahead of time how much money you plan to spend on the banner, to avoid any impulse gacha purchases)
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i'm sitting here thinking about how much alhaitham and kaveh love each other, wanting to write a sweet fic...and then i remember i have a werewolf fic to finish 🤣 (i suspect that i'll end up sneaking in some romance, bc that's exactly what happened with stuck-in-a-wall fic 😂)
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many people in fandom would greatly benefit from: perspective, civility, empathy, patience, analytical reading, cooperation what many people have instead: low empathy, short temper, a desperate need to be right every time, a proneness to cursory reading, antagonistic attitudes
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Realizing that I never finished that one-shot about Alhaitham trying to seduce Kaveh…I started writing it after y'all voted on an April 2023 poll, and I wrote most of it by June 2023—and then I got distracted by other wips 😅 I'll try to finish that one sometime this year, lol.
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sorry for the lack of notice y'all, but i'll be restricting my fics to "registered users only" for a day or so—there's an annoying kudos bot that hits ao3 every once in a while, and i'd prefer to avoid it while it conducts its current rampage 💀
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12 hours ago i was outlining sub kaveh smut for "testing, testing" and now i'm just sitting here feeling like it's irresponsible of me to plan anything for kaveh except a trip to a psychologist's office 😂😭😂
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So I've increased Kaveh's friendship and unlocked part of his character story, and... 🥲 I'm gonna need a while to digest all this new information if I want to write any smut, lol, because right now I only feel like writing thousands of words of therapy for this man 😭😭😭
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my editing has been slightly delayed by food poisoning 💀 i can't believe my favorite fast food location would betray me like this 😭 yesterday was rough, but i'm on the mend now, so hopefully i can get back to working on the fic soon lol
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I love how you can tell that there's an extremely frustrated hyv artist (and/or team of artists) who keeps channelling all of their rejected ideas into these buff sexy npc character designs...I see you and I salute you 🫡
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@Roui_roui alhaitham acting like kaveh's tipsy rambling is the only reason people know that they live together, when he probably knows damn well that his own simping gave it away first 😂😂😂
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still working on chapter 3 even though i've been offline lately 🫡 if i don't finish it soon, i'll probably proofread & post chapter 1 of that old alpha/alpha fic for y'all to read ✍️ (and i'm gathering energy to catch up on asks/dms, but it might take me a while to respond!)
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I guess wip excerpts are nice and all…but they aren't cute and fuzzy like my cat, so here is a picture of her for everyone to admire ✨
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i try not to get hung up on perspectives that differ from my own, but sometimes i'm caught off-guard by unexpected takes like (paraphrased) "it's toxic if one person feels aroused from dominating another person in a safe and consensual dom/sub scene" (1/9)
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forcing myself to take a break from writing/editing for a few days has miraculously resulted in a much tidier apartment 💀
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sorry for the silence and inactivity, y'all 🫠 my cat got sick literally the exact weekend that i was moving to a new apartment, so i've barely had time to sleep, let alone write or use social media 🥲 (my cat is doing better, fortunately 😮‍💨 but there's still vet stuff to do)
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i swear i'm working on chapter 3 of "testing, testing" (and it's the only thing i'm actively writing right now) but my brain is dying to write more trans hkvthm content...i thought that "hard to doubt" would satiate me for a while, but i'm still feeling the urge 😂
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quick update that my fics are unlocked on ao3 again! i think the rogue bot has gone dormant for now, although there's no way for me to be certain 🤷‍♂️
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i am legitimately pissed right now and there is a 50% chance that i'll lose my patience and go off instead of composing myself in order to post a calm and collected thread about the topic half this fandom doesn't know jack shit about jack shit and i am once again so damn TIRED
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