24 Curvies Szn✨ @lissasauras Twitter profile

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@lissasauras

2 years

This woman is more me than I am tbh.

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I love everything about this picture tbh.

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@lissasauras

3 years

. @MLB the domestic violence policy for the MLB should be “you will be banned from playing from any MLB or MiLB team for domestic violence”, full stop. Thank you for your time.

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friends, Romans, countrymen — lend me your ear: winning one post season series against a team when they’ve dominated your team & your division for 7 yrs is not owning them lmao please be forreal

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@RangersInsiders

8 months

To the certain fanbase that is celebrating this injury, just remember who owns y’all.

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3 months

Who in the FO hired their 14-yr-old niece to post on main?

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Slowly becoming a Yordan Alvarez fan account.

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Ain’t cute enough lol only got asked to dance once 🥲

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@lissasauras

4 months

@GuntherEagleman 1. No they didn’t 2. No they didn’t 3. No they didn’t 4. They did not burn bibles 5. Post-war Germany also tore down statues of Hitler 6. Wildly different contexts between burning a flag in protest individually and a fascist coup. 7. Who is it that wants to stop teaching

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@lissasauras

2 months

Ok Trevor one thing…

Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)

@BauerOutage

4 years

Ok @KyleLohse26 2 things. You disrespected me first by judging me and making accusations. Second, it’s extremely sexist to assume that @AgentRachelLuba and I are dating. Would you assume any other player is dating their agent or are you just doing that because of her gender?

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@CaelanConrad Bangs more crooked than my middle fingers.

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@lissasauras

3 years

Good morning to fans of the World Series bound Astros only. ❤️

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@lissasauras

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@Hername_april @DontWorryBoutB It doesn’t take a lot of effort to not start a post about loving your partner by insulting them. 🥴

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@lissasauras

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I will never leave this team no matter how many times I threaten it

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@JuliaMorales

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The friendship of Yordan Alvarez and Mauricio Dubón is the best thing ever. Watch this.

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@lissasauras

3 months

Imagine flexing on a minor leaguer being pulled up on short notice and then having your team get absolutely wrecked. #StraightUpBlewIt #StraightUpLost #Relentless

William Dixon

@WSDIII13

3 months

Imagine being an Astros fan watching your starting pitcher do this 😂 #StraightUpTX

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@lissasauras

4 years

Dear men, drink the smoothie. Use the emojis. Put powdered sugar on your French toast. Get a fruity drink with an umbrella. Life is too short to deny yourself good stuff to avoid being “feminine.”

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@lissasauras

4 years

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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@lissasauras

2 years

Some turd at the airport really took time out of his day to tell me “not champions but cheaters” as I was walking past. Okay buddy.

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@lissasauras

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Dear @astros , Please get us @TeamCJCorrea and @Collin_McHugh back on the team. Thank u love u, LISSA

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@lissasauras

2 years

I will get a heart hands tattoo if you hit a dinger right here

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@lissasauras

4 years

Ya you’re blocked by a sports journalist but are you blocked by the face of televised evangelical Christianity?

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@lissasauras

4 years

Houston fans that make wildfire jokes are acting no better than other fan bases making Harvey jokes. #ISaidWhatISaid

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@lissasauras

2 years

JP3 tattoo acquired. Thanks for the bomb @Jpena221 !

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@lissasauras

1 year

Absolutely not, no. That’s a Houston thing & you cannot have it.

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@Reds

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Four Fours I'm Tippin' Wood Grain I'm Gripping

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@lissasauras

6 months

I put a little makeup on for once lol

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@lissasauras

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I may not have much but I do have great hair and no one can take that from me.

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@lissasauras

3 years

Spring/Houston area friends, my family friend grandfather has gone missing. If you see him/his car please contact the local police and please share this so that we can find him.

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@lissasauras

2 years

I know we’re all a little dramatic here but imagine being Beantown Brandon.

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@lissasauras

3 years

I am DEAD

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@lissasauras

1 year

@stclairashley The penalty for being arrested 40+ times and having a warrant for assault is not, in fact, death.

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@lissasauras

8 months

Imagine, your team wins the World Series — their first one ever — & you’re still thinking about the Astros on your big night. Damn. 😂

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@WillBrooks23

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@astros_dude RANGERS ARE WORLD CHAMPS, TIED WITH HOUSTON LETS GO

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@lissasauras

4 years

@EoinHiggins_ @Jomboy_ Wait... are we calling shirt wrinkles cheating now? 😂

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@lissasauras

6 months

these people really do hate women for the smallest reasons lol how dare she… cheer for her partner?

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6 months

Is there a more annoying human being on planet Earth than Taylor Swift?

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@lissasauras

4 months

This man is very mad that this very pretty woman works harder than he does.

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@supersaad44

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Tomboys are NOT hot. I REPEAT, TOMBOYS ARE NOT HOT. Attraction to tomboys is H0M0SEXUALlTY. And women shouldn’t be working outside. What kind of man lets his woman work outside like a man?

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@lissasauras

3 years

Nice.

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@lissasauras

4 years

@Mike_Anthony13 You have a teammate who just survived cancer & you were careless about that. Selfish and shameful, man.

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@lissasauras

6 months

& she done! Big thanks to @Kroobstoob & @Greybuilder for showing up!!!

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@lissasauras

3 years

Update y’all! He’s been found! He made it all the way out to Vidor, but he’s okay & safe. Thank you SO SO MUCH for sharing & helping, we are so appreciative of y’all’s help. ❤️❤️

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@lissasauras

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Spring/Houston area friends, my family friend grandfather has gone missing. If you see him/his car please contact the local police and please share this so that we can find him.

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@lissasauras

3 years

New hair 🥰

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@lissasauras

3 years

Y’all I am going to CRY 😭😭😭 whoever did this for me I am absolutely beside myself, this is so kind and I finally have my own @TeamCJCorrea auto. 😭😭😭

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@lissasauras

2 years

Ok hear me out… women’s sized jerseys with the men’s cut.

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@lissasauras

2 years

@tyler_pfit @enews She was with Kanye for like 10 years wym

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@lissasauras

3 years

😌❤️

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@lissasauras

2 years

All I want for my birthday is for @MLB to end the lockout and for @TeamCJCorrea to re-sign with the Astros (and follow me on twitter?). Thank you. ❤️

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@lissasauras

4 years

Fans hoping Tanaka is okay > fans that want certain players to get beaned in the head ✨

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@lissasauras

4 years

@RogerSegerJr @JesseKellyDC @NFL @MLB @NBA @NASCAR Are you being this loud about the three bodies found at Ft. Hood or do you only care about the troops when it’s a political opinion? 🤔

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@lindseyhillll Open relationships exist and all but I cannot imagine being in one with someone who’s so publicly… around. Like whew, embarrassing.

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@lissasauras

3 years

Well, @lmccullers43 has spoken, this is a Lance “24 Straight Curveballs” McCullers Jr stan account, please bear with me during this transitional time in my life. Thank you.

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@lissasauras

4 years

Do the @Rangers not remember when their franchise did this to the Orioles? Crying about a 7 run lead & a 10 run final score difference when y’all had 21 on the Orioles & still smashed 6 more in the 9th.

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@lissasauras

3 years

Yankees fans boo at everyone including their own team, y’all. It’s not that deep.

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@lissasauras

2 years

Y’ALL Y’ALL WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! 😭😭😭

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@lissasauras

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I made this meme a year ago & tbh I still get yelled at for being an Astros fan a year later.

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@lissasauras

1 year

@provii8 @physio_poma Are you 15 lol pretty much everyone has stretch marks.

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@lissasauras

3 months

I’m about to wear a ball cap with my dress if this hair doesn’t stay out of my face lol

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@lissasauras

4 years

Ma’am. That’s a tire iron.

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@lissasauras

6 months

Big day 😳

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@lissasauras

2 years

It’s opening day y’all!

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@lissasauras

2 years

@KeithOlbermann Mariners fans piled on a literal child for crying but the Astros are classless for making a sweep joke. 🥴

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@lissasauras

3 years

She ready for some in person baseball. 🥰

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@lissasauras

2 years

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT GOIN TO GET A TATTOO AFTER PAYDAY

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@lissasauras

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@doublehelix I personally knew trans people almost 20 years ago now, never heard of Alex tho sounds like a drag.

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@lissasauras

4 months

I have NEVER IN MY LIFE been more upset to not be at a baseball game. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

✨Buzzertits Boudreaux ✨

@StephBoudreaux1

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THE MOTHERFUCKING WIZARD OF O!!!!!!!

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@lissasauras

3 years

Fam is doing an “all holiday” Fourth of July party where we dress up as different holidays. Which holiday do you think I snagged? 👻🎃💀

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@lissasauras

1 year

@ChristusRex2023 @DylanBurns1776 … do you think this single opinion is why he’s a fascist?

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@lissasauras

2 years

Hey @lmccullers43 , you are officially my favorite Astro. Welcome to the top. ❤️

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@lissasauras

2 years

@TheDualityMan @lai_lette @Starbucks Asking you to find coverage, reasonable. Asking you to either extend your pet’s suffering or scramble to get it done earlier, completely and utterly unreasonable.

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@lissasauras

4 years

The Astros being 10-10 tonight is thanks to RB & me getting tats you can’t convince me otherwise.

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@lissasauras

6 months

I squatted down in the bathroom to get this wall as my background and someone walked in lolol 😂🥴

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@lissasauras

4 years

People who put ketchup on tamales do not deserve tamales.

ItsThatFox

@ItsTheHtownFox

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Believe... in what you know is The TRUTH!

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3 months

She’s very ✨Texas✨ sometimes

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Dom

@BronxBmbrz

4 months

The 2017-2023 astros might be the most overrated team in mlb history lmfao only one actual title in that span and constant alcs and world series losses after beating the weak AL central teams in the alds

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@theDetroitJames @MBookOfFellas @IntelDankWeb I second what the cartoon characters are saying. Signed, not a cartoon character.

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I got a haircut 😊

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4 years

I don’t make the rules.

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3 months

Lizzie McGuire you’re an outfit repeater 🤭

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@lissasauras

3 months

Setting aside alllll the other reasons it’s fuck Tyler Bauer, y’all want someone who ran a whole campaign against the Astros down to getting special cleats made? Y’all sadder than Ted Cruz kissing Trump’s ass after he called his wife ugly.

julia morales ask matt to unblock me

@astrosbatgirl

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Y’all simping for this?

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@lissasauras

2 years

Is a woman using a router thirst trap material? 😞

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@lissasauras

3 years

Making friends on this bird app left and right. ❤️ @lmccullers43 you made my week, thank you.

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@lissasauras

4 years

It turns out this year didn’t hurt as bad as last year. Didn’t even cry. 😌

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@lissasauras

2 years

You know why I don’t subscribe to a party? Why I’m so sick of party politics? Because a man said 19 murdered children “could have been worse” and the letter by his name made people overlook that.

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@lissasauras

2 years

I have decided that I’m going to follow Carlos Correa to the Twins. It’s been great, Astros Twitter, thanks for being a friend. ❤️

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@lissasauras

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Everyone relive this with me. ♥️

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@lissasauras

4 years

Y’all fucked up for giving @HeyyRB shit. Smh.

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@lissasauras

1 year

AHHH @mattlanza LOOK HOW COOL I saw it do this once and I waited to see if it would go again and it did!

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@lissasauras

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Y’all Texas does not have the right to secede & it is not in the state constitution that we have the right to secede. I am begging y’all to read the documents you reference.

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@lissasauras

3 years

I was really about to have a heart attack watching Abreu pitch against Pujols last night lol

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@lissasauras

3 years

I would like to thank my @astros for making my day better.

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@lissasauras

4 years

I let Randi know about the support y’all have given & she wanted me to let y’all know she loves y’all. I personally appreciate y’all’s kindness a lot. ❤️

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@lissasauras

2 years

“It’s not a surprise that the Astros continue to rake.” Thank you for that very true observation.

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@lissasauras

4 years

@Rangers How was your post season? Oh. Right.

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@lissasauras

4 years

Y’ALL THAT TEST I THOUGHT I FAILED?! I PASSED!!!

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@lissasauras

4 years

Ya girl just won $200 on a scratch off

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@lissasauras

3 years

Ready to go 🥰 #validateus 😜

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@lissasauras

3 years

Best seats in the house

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@lissasauras

5 months

Good morning. ☀️

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@lissasauras

3 years

I had an interview with a school today & the principal told me that for someone with no experience teaching that my answers had a lot of wisdom in them about teaching & caring for kids. 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

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@lissasauras

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If Tuck hits another bomb here I’ll get a heart hands tattoo tomorrow. 😌😂

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