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A mom of three and wife to one. Trying real hard every day to keep it together with class and not be a porn star. Thanks @thereallisaann

Joined March 2008
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10 years
2000 sentences, double spaced, alternating blue and black ink, in your very best handwriting.… http://t.co/Aya9IgZZzG
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10 years
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10 years
Off to Homecoming! Looking beautiful and so grown up. http://t.co/30gJWMyR6R
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10 years
Congratulations to my 8th grade graduate!! http://t.co/ROfgbm2MKv
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lisaann
16 years
Shooting Zombies with Rudy (online, in case Trav wants to play too).
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16 years
9 q-tips...the number is 9...
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10 years
Love the early mornings when the rest of the family is still asleep. My time.
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10 years
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10 years
They just love each other. http://t.co/s7fPEWWgXm
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10 years
Happy Friday, Friends!! http://t.co/8e0MlKhlAg
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10 years
Mateo's Minecraft tribute to his all time favorite band AC/DC. http://t.co/1WH1Gy6kx9
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10 years
Tweet media one
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10 years
I mean...really?? http://t.co/5WH2V9LQgr
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10 years
Delilah's new Flappy Bird high score. She is very proud. http://t.co/OIr8xccKZP
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10 years
On foot to school today. Hoping to avoid traffic. #amgentourofcalifornia http://t.co/MXIZObsIfD
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10 years
Well. Day 2 of school is a bust. Look who stayed home puking. Still smiling though! http://t.co/e3unxnZXfM
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10 years
@mbouschor Amen sister.
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16 years
So glad to be home. Missed my boys like CRAZY!!
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lisaann
16 years
Damn kids...
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lisaann
16 years
Yeah, it's selling out here pretty quickly too. Sorry you can't see it tonight =(
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10 years
@allikats Nope! This is just from having my patio doors open at night.
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10 years
@allikats @epicurious Delicious!! I could make you that, you know!
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10 years
Me: "Would you rather go to Disneyland tomorrow or fishing with Daddy?" Her: "FISHING!!! And this is… http://t.co/0j1VLPisF5
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10 years
Oh, how I love this gal! http://t.co/XipesvlYzX
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10 years
I guess this is how we have our snacks now. http://t.co/fXhlljjtIQ
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10 years
Found this in Delilah's back pack today. #andsoitbegins http://t.co/BkUP1z2xgL
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lisaann
10 years
Just counted 13 mosquito bites on my arms and legs. If you don't hear from me, it's because I have West Nile.
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10 years
@LauraLuau You party animals! Enjoy gals!
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10 years
@allikats @DowntownSac Yum!! You have all of my favorites!
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10 years
@ddhedder I will do my best. If I don't make it, just know that I love you. And the money...Nevermind, I don't have any... #dramaqueen
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10 years
@mbouschor Holy Hell! That's bad enough! Stupid Missourians.
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10 years
This little gal's day. http://t.co/iIUT06GhUt
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10 years
Purposely arriving at the elementary school early to pick up your kid so that you can read 5 pages of… http://t.co/fdUbLUkOCc
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16 years
Well, maybe I care a little bit. Just a teensy weensy bit though.
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16 years
@alfonsopyro : rudy is playing cod now...waiting for travie...
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16 years
HAVE...have more rolls...
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10 years
Me: "I'm making elderberry syrup to help boost your immune system. You'll get over this cold… http://t.co/DFvPCor6hw
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10 years
@mbouschor I COMPLETELY understand!! I will pray hard that the little puker didn't pass any kind of virus on.
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10 years
Officially survived the first full day of school for these two. Great success! http://t.co/IDPBkFQUyw
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10 years
Is there anything better than warm, homemade rosemary bread dipped in garlic olive oil and balsamic… http://t.co/GGhjvAZbLj
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10 years
The worst part about this time of year is the damn pollen. #allergiessuck #passthebenadyl
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16 years
i wasn't around for the interview well wishing, but i'm sure you did great heather!! good luck!
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16 years
Mateo is nibbling on q-tips...i'm wondering how much he can have without bowel obstruction?
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16 years
my feet are puffy...stupid water retention...
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16 years
Did someone say crack? I could use some to keep up with these freakin kids.
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16 years
Delilah is screaming and I don't care...she gets on my nerves.
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10 years
Delilah's journal entry. #lovinlife http://t.co/hT6o16xmQP
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10 years
Having a bit of rough day. A tent and popcorn in Mom and Dad's room helps. http://t.co/JbGIGLT6b6
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10 years
Oh, if only SOMEONE would play with me. #fetchtilyoudrop http://t.co/CmlpEILimL
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10 years
I continue to be delighted by her insight. #theegginallofus http://t.co/eOtRnJgzsm
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10 years
Can you tell that I'm smiling mom?? http://t.co/5Pf1ovNPP6
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