Whenever I suspect someone doesn’t like me I’m extra nice to them like good luck talking shit about how I told you I loved your jacket you fucking bitch.
I know you’re not supposed to have heroes but this girl fucked my guy friend after a comedy show & then told him she didn’t think his standup was funny.
What is this thing everywhere where tough women who don’t put up with shit are “unhinged”?! Nancy looks like a bad bitch in control of a room entirely filled with men!
BREAKING: The Vatican calls out American pro-lifers for cherrypicking the Bible on abortion, reminds them that pro-life “also means being concerned about the mortality rates of women” who give birth and “defending life against the threat of firearms.” RT IF THE VATICAN IS RIGHT!
My 17 y/o cat is being put to sleep tomorrow so I made sure she spent the day doing all her favorite things like lying on the radiator for twelve hours straight & vomiting on my duvet cover.
Weird that people of color are in jail for low level drug offenses while the white men who have forced me to watch them play acoustic guitar roam free.