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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

7 years

beauty fades, class is forever 🍷

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

@Lucky__Lefty_ I wanna know how it got to this point 😭✌🏾

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@lilpatti2009

2 years

right. that’s why I judge niggas on looks. bc they be having the nerve to be ugly and still do wild shit

king crissle

@crissles

2 years

jermaine was the luckiest nigga in the galaxy and still cheated. male audacity knows no limits.

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@lilpatti2009

9 months

Niggas suddenly thinking they’re gonna lose millions after getting a woman pregnant “she’s trying to trap me and put me on child support!!” trap what sir?? You live with your mom. Pls. I done trapped myself into a life long headache and debt😂 #boymath

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

I’m still dead at that tweet that said shiggy look like a crank yanker. 😂😂😂😂

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

wow. It's official. white ppl rule DC

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

3 years

@MindOpen_FistUp @x___killakam @Hannah_mae12 I thought I was the only one lol, he a simp

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

5 years

“x = a ....I ain’t never had to come cross that” FACTS @RickRoss 😭😭😭😭

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

3 months

@realityenttv this is also attention seeking. you recording and worried about content creation while you can’t walk. Pls

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

2 months

@jahmoodz @ijayt205 That ain’t dhgate. That’s the african lady on the corner with her lil stand selling bags lol

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

this man is getting 20 years for possession of weed ...meanwhile rapists are getting 1 day ....🤔🙄 #lhhatl

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

4 years

this is exactly how he would be lookin if he were still alive 🤣

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@DollarBeKnowing

4 years

#GRAMMYSalutePrince

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

7 years

Damn, toya need to slap the shit outta her daughter #growinguphiphopatl

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

1 month

@DollarBeKnowing And the fact that she still wears colored contacts!😒

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

4 years

@_ItsMarisWorld_ Yep. that’s me 😊

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

2 years

Cuz you for the streets

SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

2 years

Q2. My life feels so good w/her. She encourages me, cooks, good sex, etc. I proposed. She rejected me. HER: “I don’t want a husband w/ four babymommas. I’ll never have peace.” HOW/WHY is she judging me for past relationships? Please make it make sense. #SBCCHAT #Ready4Awife

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

4 years

karens be even harassing brads & tanners their offsprings like they gotta chill 😂😂

karen the aggressive victim

@KarenGoneWILD

4 years

Playing defense. How’s my form? #karen

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

3 months

@thatgirlbamz @Leighanne_SKYE Lmao swear he’s not funny😭

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

@callmedollar

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

9 years

well if you can't go to belle noche's where the hell could you go?

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

How’d it even get to 2007 that fast #bobbybrownbet

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

7 months

@DollarBeKnowing monica hangs with anybody

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

@JudahGalMagic @Ska2Dancehall A single mother.

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

2 years

“charleMON” 🤣🤣

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@DollarBeKnowing

2 years

Mo’Nique wanted to get down to the BOTTOM of the disrespect! Chain on her glasses and all!

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

4 years

@callmedollar And aRoooounnnnD we GooooOooo 🎵 she ATE that! 😭

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

why do all these hoes think they have a career 🙄 #lhhny

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

11 months

@ThePsyqe You gotta be like 20

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

1 year

@DMVBlackLives @GoodWinForDC @alanhenney @RealTimeNews10 @Killmoenetwork What? He’s right lmao

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

If he's in ANY FRAT he WILL CHEAT! 😂

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

mr. Garner is a true OG LOOK at that pose! 🤣 and is that humes?! 👀👴🏽 #stuart

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

4 years

Damn father in law over there snitchin on his own son😆

SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

4 years

Q1. My father-in-law (FIL) was evicted and is now living with us. We have a 6-month-old and NOW a 96-year-old, and I’m changing their diapers all day. FIL then asks, “where’s the OTHER kid?” Hubby confesses he has a ANOTHER 5-month old w/ his ex. Still cheating. Help. #SBCCHAT

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

10 years

somebody turn their caption on when t.i perform so I can see if he talkin abt money or damoni 😂😂 #hiphopawards

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

angela looks like walmart 🤣 #90dayfiance

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

9 years

damn I thought she got shot ...thank god she didn't #beingmaryjane

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

10 months

Inside too when you ordering shit.

SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

10 months

🚨🚨OUTSIDE costs a minimum of $250. Stay home Fam. 😭

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

3 years

@MindOpen_FistUp @x___killakam @Hannah_mae12 Right, a true WASTE

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

5 months

When you get older & she starts needing ya’ll, let your brother do everything. See how that turns out 😴

riahhhhh

@riahhhmone

6 months

@mayaaa_loveee telling u, me and my sister used to get beat so bad and my brother can’t name one time he’s been popped😂😂😂😂 i still got bruises on me

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@lilpatti2009

3 years

@RichMontana9 @2LoneRager_ Cuz its sexist and misogynistic lol

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

4 years

@callmedollar made me feel like ELEVEN YEARS OUT OF MY LIFE was my life @ 6 😭😭

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@lilpatti2009

1 year

@DMVBlackLives @GoodWinForDC @alanhenney @RealTimeNews10 @Killmoenetwork How are his tweets racist?🤔

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

9 years

when you pretend to see if the food ready only to sneak some, & somebody walk past #thanksgivingwithblackfamilies

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

1 year

quick & ashley prob should just stay out of jaime & lil jaime’s business… at the end of the day, that’s jaime’s son & he knows him best so he shouldn’t really speak on it, idc what ashley been through, that’s not your child. #LoveandMarriageDC

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

3 years

Last day of capricorn szn ♑️💗 #chapter30

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

6 years

So this is the new meme I see. Ya’ll make me miss old cartoon network so much 😭😭

Julian “CityBoy” Sizzle 🇪🇹 🇳🇬

@whoissizzle

6 years

walking passed your roommates in the kitchen after they heard you getting some FIRE pussy

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@lilpatti2009

9 years

Lmaooo “ @ArlisDoNotChill : This bitch from BlackInkCrew look just like the scary baby from Toy Story 😭 http://t.co/IcgwW44wXW”

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

new york's wigs are waaay better now than they were on flavor of love though. #thenext15

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

lawwwd the 90's/early 2000's was the lowkey struggle

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@lilpatti2009

3 years

My birthday cake was on point 😍

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@lilpatti2009

6 years

god answered my prayers. finally got a new job 💃🏾

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

8 years

Is scrappy not entitled to his opinion? 🤔 #lhhatl

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@lilpatti2009

5 years

SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

5 years

Q1. My girl is smart, loving and sex is great. She has a crooked smile, but she will be wifey. Visited her family and was CRUSHED. Her family’s teeth grows slanted: Mom, grandma, & sisters ALL have sideways teeth. Their cat has better dental work than all of them. Help. #SBCCHAT

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@lilpatti2009

1 month

Simone biles just gives her husband a pass to do anything and curses us out for warning her, so when shit finally hit the fan & she going through it, we don’t wanna hear it😭

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@lilpatti2009

9 years

she hit a Ashlee Simpson! 😩 “ @callmedollar : Now, see... RT @Bigpapibeez : This bitch Katy Perry a phony LMFAOOOOOOO http://t.co/KxPNJbUuTJ”b

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@lilpatti2009

8 months

everytime brooke brings up her daughter it’s just sad. Idk how she does it, esp publicly like this. I couldn’t💔❤️‍🩹 #BBWLA

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@lilpatti2009

6 years

well I actually can’t stop listening to @iamcardib ‘s new album at the moment 🎎

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

5 years

I would NEVER be friends with jason lee 🐍🐍🐍🐍 #lhhh

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@lilpatti2009

5 years

Ayye guess who’s going to LA next month for BET experience 💃🏾

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@lilpatti2009

11 months

How many 90 day fiance spin-offs they gonna have??! angela literally finds her way back on all of em😭 #90daythelastresort

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@lilpatti2009

2 years

@callmedollar I saw her when I worked the BET experience, auntie knows how to put on a show!!!

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@lilpatti2009

6 years

It seems that the songs she writes for herself are trash but the ones she writes for others work out. So she should just continue to give up everything & leave that solo shit where it belongs 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

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@DollarBeKnowing

6 years

One day we need to have an honest conversation as a family about Kandi’s songwriting. I don’t care if she has won awards. ‘Cause...

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@lilpatti2009

5 years

I’ma show this to my nephew when he acts up 😂😂

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@lilpatti2009

5 years

the fact that these mufuckas are dipping into their pensions etc for these fake ass marriages #90DayFiance

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

7 years

this is so “and America’s next top model is” 😩💞

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

3 years

Well I’m 30 🤷🏽‍♀️ happy birthday to me 🎉

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@lilpatti2009

8 months

@alanhenney And they want us to care about the living conditions of murderers and robbers 😒 ugh this makes me so mad.

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@lilpatti2009

4 months

Why did you do this @TheRealMikeEpps ???! Wtf

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

4 months

@Musicis21560068 This is what he thinks of his daughter

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@lilpatti2009

10 months

Duh they’re an adult what’s wrong with ya’ll???????!

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@lilpatti2009

1 year

I know that man is not playing the slots when he had to use THREE cards to pay for one dinner🤦🏽‍♀️ #lifeafterlockup

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@lilpatti2009

5 years

Cuz sasha’s friends are black.

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@heyyitsjanea

5 years

Malia Obama friends stay snitching on her and everything she does and Sasha’s friends stay solid and I don’t think I’ve ever heard any off the wall things she’s done. Choose your friends wisely

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@lilpatti2009

2 years

@callmedollar It’s long af but somehow going by so fast at the same time 😆

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@lilpatti2009

2 years

Ok kevina samuels

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@tenomnft

2 years

Everything is so backwards in our society and most women won’t come to this realization until their 30’s when they look around and see men their age dating and marrying younger woman who can provide them a loving home a family and decent meal. Life is simple.

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@lilpatti2009

10 years

can I borrow ya'lls eyes? Cuz I'm still tryna see how ya'll see anything from that video! #antoniomartin

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@lilpatti2009

10 years

son what is this!!!! 😟 #beyondscaredstraight http://t.co/rf38xK2M6i

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@lilpatti2009

8 years

"I am the baltimore fish" 😂 #bfv

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Patti Mayonaise🥂❤️♑️

@lilpatti2009

11 months

kehlani is so miserable I never got it for her and asula, he talks like a baby for one … he doesn’t give real man vibes. she’s always crying. why are they together????? #90dayfiancethelastresort

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@lilpatti2009

5 years

so the boy is mine was real but not with monica👀 #unsung

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@lilpatti2009

6 years

I wanted this shit so bad 😆

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@lilpatti2009

3 years

those literally be the ones 😂🙄

It’s HIM

@Mr_Alexius

3 years

How it how it's started going

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@lilpatti2009

10 years

caught that hoe slippin at chipotle 😭

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@lilpatti2009

4 years

Happy birthday to my mother! 💕👩‍👧

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@lilpatti2009

3 years

@_nishawn they said a sugar daddy don’t gotta be old, just have a grown man mindset

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@lilpatti2009

4 years

nigga, whet?🤨

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@lilpatti2009

4 years

Welp my mom won ANC 🤗 now I’m prob gonna have to help her with a bunch of shit lmaooo

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@lilpatti2009

2 years

this is sad, his son is telling him he wanna go to school and work in tech for apple and he pressuring him to be a damn dj 😒 ignorance #LoveandMarriageDC

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@lilpatti2009

6 years

sydney, you’re career is non existent not bc you’re trans, but bc you’re actually trash. #lhhny

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@lilpatti2009

10 years

wow just wow. smfh “ @CuteButNotFunny : Omg. RT @JJ_Bola : 5 years? I’m so tired of you America, I’m so so tired. http://t.co/Hwfn6X14dU”

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@lilpatti2009

3 years

right?? Like cmon

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@DollarBeKnowing

3 years

I just want to know who thought of Jazmine Sullivan to sing the national anthem and then said, “Let’s make it a duet!”

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@lilpatti2009

8 years

"you hit too?"

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@lilpatti2009

3 years

Bitch this is tacky af and you know it. Stop.

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@lilpatti2009

7 months

Before 40????? She ain’t already 40???? I thought she was 47???? #bbwla

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@lilpatti2009

4 years

why does kandi’s own music suck but the shit she does for others end up charting 😂😂😭

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@lilpatti2009

1 year

I’m confused. @alanhenney literally reports on what’s happening and the shit is BAD. Idk what delusional hole ya’ll living in saying he’s racist???🙄

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@lilpatti2009

6 years

@ward8sfinest @IAmConstant__ the lion king 😂😂😂

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@lilpatti2009

1 year

why , as an established black woman with the bag are you dating a broke ass Dominican nigga? And she’s not ugly. girl pls. #90DayFianceLoveinParadise

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@lilpatti2009

1 year

why he talking to his father like he a nigga on the street🤨 #LoveandMarriageDC

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@lilpatti2009

1 year

this man done found a sugar mama. He sits back while she pays for everything, she’s complaining. he lives in the DR , you met him on a solo vaca, what did she expect??🤔 #90daytheotherway

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@lilpatti2009

2 years

this man plays in a struggling band …lives in south dakota and his bff thinks homegirl is using him when he lives with his parents bc he has no money???? #90DayFiance

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@lilpatti2009

4 months

letting a nigga control you from jail is just retarded #prisonwivesclub

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