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Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2020
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a true wordsmith
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What the fuck? Gay little marksman
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New York is healing ❀
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Bro was first to fall asleep at the party so you know we had to do a lil something to him 🀣🀣
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dream blunt rotation
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the fetal alcohol syndrome decanter only comes out for special occasions
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be hints
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Don’t say you like weed unless you’re willing to boof the 100mg thc suppository βœ‹πŸ»
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my wedding gonna be crazy
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they should make cigarettes for children
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never forget this queen
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we need a slur for slow walkers
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No matter how far AI advances it will NEVER beat this picture
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Should I cop? πŸ€”
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road trip to Vancouver anyone?
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just discovered a new way to hold your drink
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finally.. representation
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just installed a new spoiler on my car
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escape rooms should let just people die if they can't figure out how to leave
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This is how I feel when people call me β€œking”
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love my new truck
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me and who?
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remember when people tried to convince us this little guy was a nazi?
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how I feel everyday on Twitter
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I'm no longer an anti-vaxer
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ladies! get your own alien egg impregnation dildo at the link below
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yes, I'm aware this isn't New York... shut up
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they finally made a razor for me
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this pic goes hard
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Tonight’s about to be a movie 😍 Plug came thru with the Skooma πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ»
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Sorry guys, I need money to live.. please forgive me
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I'm everyone in this video
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Hanging out at my homie’s house
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80mg of vyvnase should fix him right up
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Anyone got any parenting advice for me re my son (2 & 2 months)? He goes really hard. If he doesn’t get what he wants (in this case TV) he will scream nonstop. If you hold the line he will scream until he passes out and falls asleep then behavior repeats the next day.
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big accounts fighting over a new e-girl
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using "I love you" as an ice breaker
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good morning πŸ˜‡
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This is easily one of the funniest pictures on the internet of any human
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A message to β€œcommunity notes”
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happy International Men's Day
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literally 1984
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me and who
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..what do you want?
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anyone else's grandma leave these out for guests?
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we are the children of the mothers our dads fucked
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just poured the perfect beer
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I can't think of anyone I'd want to smoke with less
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need a relationship like this πŸ”’
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found a review for sunglasses
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I've been getting really into cooking lately
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when your heroin dealer is also a line cook
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(platonically) me and who?
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when someone tells a blind person to "read the room"
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when did men stop dressing like this?
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@do_sudo @ClemStalDim Wrong! If you really like weed you WILL shove it up your ass!
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you've gotta hand it to him.. he's robbing you at gunpoint
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saving my virginity for sex
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Let’s go Brandon or whatever
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absolutely bawling my eyes out over this
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after drinking one glass of wine
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me and who?
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