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dust

@lildustorm

5 years

i’m not drinking alone, there are 50 other people in this class lol

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@lildustorm

4 years

IM SCREAMING

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@lildustorm

4 years

can’t believe i have all this ass and still no bf

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@lildustorm

4 years

i have a boyfriend now so if i’ve ever flirted with you on twitter no i didn’t❤️

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@lildustorm

4 years

literally why would u trust $7 plan b lmao

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@lildustorm

5 years

Thinking about the time this frat boy stopped kissing me to ask “what are the odds you give me head?” And then had the audacity to ask why when I said 0

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@lildustorm

5 years

when i asked “would you?” i did not mean sex!!!! i am a virgin!!! i meant kiss me on the forehead!!! so... would you [kiss me on the forehead]?

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@lildustorm

5 years

STOP talking shit about different US states California is BEAUTIFUL Oregon is ICONIC Florida is ECCENTRIC Colorado is FASCINATING Arizona New York is LUXURIOUS

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@lildustorm

4 years

i won’t be buying my man a ps5 i will be buying myself a ps5 as a manipulative tactic to prevent him from leaving me

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@lildustorm

5 years

this is only 72 digits but this is literally my only talent

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@lildustorm

5 years

who up who want me

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@lildustorm

5 years

my name is lonely, nice to meet you

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@lildustorm

4 years

now realizing it is neither of these things... i just have a fat ass

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@lildustorm

5 years

After years of thinking people liked my tweets because I’m funny I’ve realized I’m just really depressed and you guys just find my eternal dread very relatable

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@lildustorm

4 years

i bet bitches on here be talkin bout me like “eh she’s not even that pretty” and yeah ur right, i’m not, but you know who is pretty? the girl reading this :)

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@lildustorm

5 years

yeah maybe i have trust issues because my ex boyfriend lied to me constantly or maybe it’s because my dad dropped me off at my grandparents one day and just never came to pick me up, idk though it could be anything really

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@lildustorm

4 years

do you have stable mental health or do you have a twitter?

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@lildustorm

4 years

thanks

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@lildustorm

5 years

sex

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@lildustorm

5 years

no matter what i do in this life, just know that at any given point of time i would rather be getting raw dogged in a macy’s dressing room

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@lildustorm

5 years

my mom: so your sister just showed me your twitter and i - me:

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@lildustorm

5 years

i’m bored, anyone wanna fall in love to pass the time?

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@lildustorm

4 years

drunk who want me

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@lildustorm

5 years

why would i get you an edible arrangement for valentine’s day, when i could be your edible arrangement instead?

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@lildustorm

4 years

i be makin tik toks sometimes

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@lildustorm

5 years

every time i feel kinda stupid, i just think about the time this girl in my class told me that she once put her hamster in the microwave because she thought he was cold

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@lildustorm

4 years

cum pls

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@lildustorm

5 years

might drop ass again at 18k

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@lildustorm

5 years

dusty can have a little blonde hair... as a treat

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@lildustorm

4 years

just found out some people call stuffing “dressing”???? i am appalled.

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@lildustorm

5 years

Quit sending me memes because you want to talk to me and just fucking say hi

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@lildustorm

4 years

did u really love him or was he just the first man to ever make u cum

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@lildustorm

5 years

i was at disneyland 2 days before it closed and stayed in california the entire week so if i die from corona will someone tweet all my ass pics for me? the world deserves to see them

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@lildustorm

5 years

if i had a bf i would simply become way too attached way too quickly and abandon all my friends after a few weeks and devote all my time to him and then break up with him 2 months later bc the spark faded and was fake to begin with and then cry bc now i have no bf and no friends

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@lildustorm

5 years

@jabronirl i do not care

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@lildustorm

5 years

who up who want me

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@lildustorm

4 years

i can forgive myself for a lot of things but i will never forgive myself for fucking a republican

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@lildustorm

5 years

when i was 12 i went on vacation with my family and i forgot my ipod touch charger so i couldn’t message my “boyfriend” back on kik for 3 days and when i got home he already had a whole ass new girlfriend

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@lildustorm

5 years

one down, five to go :(

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@lildustorm

5 years

i’ve gotten my heart broken 5 times in 2019 so i’ve decided in 2020 i’m gonna shoot for 6

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@lildustorm

5 years

not only does my ex boyfriend have a new girlfriend but she’s hotter than me??? i mean i’m over him, but i was already out of his league so i’m just worried if this new girl is okay

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@lildustorm

5 years

lol wwyd if i fell in love with you?

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@lildustorm

5 years

would anyone like to be in pain chat? i feel like adding some more people. all we do is send the word pain.

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@lildustorm

5 years

i think i’m going to make my own group chat so like this tweet and if i decide to make it i might add you

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@lildustorm

5 years

@rudy_mustang i work at a movie theatre and i’ll literally tell guests to sneak candy in, not all of us can afford $6 red vines rudy

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@lildustorm

4 years

never drinking again

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@lildustorm

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@lildustorm

4 years

this guy stands out here every single day in 110 degree weather and honestly what a guy

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@lildustorm

4 years

20k followers? no, 20k people who will all be receiving a kiss on the forehead

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@lildustorm

5 years

i think this is the best tik tok i’ve ever made and it’s getting no attention on there so hello twitter

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@lildustorm

5 years

i will never understand men

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@lildustorm

4 years

the girl giving me my vaccine pulled the needle out too quickly and got the stuff all over my arm and this bitch really said “oopsies”

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@lildustorm

4 years

@Wtball82855 there was a tik tok talking about getting it cheaper on amazon

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@lildustorm

2 years

just graduated with two degrees! what’d you guys do today

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@lildustorm

5 years

cum

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@lildustorm

5 years

men will really say “i can really see this going somewhere” but already be planning on ghosting you two weeks later

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@lildustorm

5 years

who* want me? *curly haired boys only

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@lildustorm

5 years

god i’m so alone 👫🏻 👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏼 👬🏽 🧍🏻‍♀️(me) 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽 👨🏿‍🤝‍👨🏼

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@lildustorm

5 years

gonna post ass today

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@lildustorm

5 years

my grandma used to tell me that freckles were angel kisses so when i was 7 i told a girl that god hated her and that’s why she didn’t have freckles but anyways, that’s the story of how i got in-school suspension in third grade

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@lildustorm

2 years

pain

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@lildustorm

5 years

girls seem so nice and then BOOM they’re in a sorority

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@lildustorm

5 years

┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃ death. ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━

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@lildustorm

5 years

i want to be :¨·.·¨: :¨·.·¨: :¨·.·¨: :¨·.·¨: `·.. D `·.. E `·.. A `·.. D

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@lildustorm

4 years

here are some answers to FAQ i get in my dm requests: - i’m 19 - no i don’t watch anime - no i will not play video games with u - no i don’t watch the office - no im not okay - i will not make an only fans - yes my name is actually dusty - and no i will not marry u

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@lildustorm

5 years

can we finally admit that the “loving a man in uniform” trend is over? every time i see a man in the military i want to vomit and there’s no way i’m alone on this

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@lildustorm

4 years

gen z calling the pandemic a panoramic is the equivalent of millennials saying merry chrysler

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@lildustorm

5 years

thinking about the time my coworker asked me why i was getting drunk on a tuesday night and then hit me with this

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@lildustorm

5 years

i thought when i got to college i would have intelligent conversations about quantum physics or something but everyone at ASU has the IQ of a fucking fruit fly, and i don’t know why i expected anything more from a university with a 97% acceptance rate

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@lildustorm

4 years

a year ago today i posted a thirst trap that has since changed my life in good ways and bad and all i really have to say is: i would not sorry

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@lildustorm

6 years

driving in Arizona is like: 🌵 | || | ______________ | 🚘 || | | call Lerner | 🌵 | || | | & Rowe @ | | || | | 977-1900 | 🌵 | || | |______________|

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@lildustorm

4 years

only people i have a crush on can reply to this tweet

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@lildustorm

4 years

imagine looking at a baby and thinking yeah i’m gonna name her fucking dusty

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@lildustorm

5 years

Third base is when he finally takes you off do not disturb

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@lildustorm

4 years

what five years did to me lmao

sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀

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4 years

what 5 years did to me 😳😳

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@lildustorm

5 years

i think my brain lost the recipe for serotonin

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@lildustorm

5 years

where the bar should be: where it is: —————————————-

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@lildustorm

5 years

After years of thinking people liked my tweets because I’m funny I’ve realized I’m just really depressed and you guys just find my eternal dread very relatable

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@lildustorm

5 years

wait you guys are actually kissing people??? on the lips???? that’s disgusting.

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@lildustorm

4 years

on one hand i think i’m the main character but on the other, i’m pretty certain i don’t even exist

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@lildustorm

4 years

this is probably the most wholesome dm request i’ve ever received and i don’t have the heart to tell him i’ve blacked out twice in the last week and i have no intention on stopping

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@lildustorm

4 years

thanks

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@lildustorm

5 years

i said MIGHT okay? im still considering

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@lildustorm

4 years

my time has come...

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@lildustorm

5 years

this life shit hard as fuck, think i might put in my two weeks

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@lildustorm

5 years

hey wyd later? wanna emotionally manipulate me into feeling obligated to date you? haha just kidding... unless?

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@lildustorm

5 years

good morning everyone! it’s new year’s eve and that means a lot of drinking, so this is just a reminder that if you drink and drive tonight you aren’t just putting yourself at risk you’re putting everyone on the road at risk and that make you a horrible person :)

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@lildustorm

5 years

the reason pretty girls like boys who skate is because of Avril Lavignes hit song sk8r boy. in the song she says that the sk8r boy eventually became a super star, thus making us believe that these boys are ambitious. this is not the case. in this essay i will-

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@lildustorm

4 years

y’all want quarantine to be over so bad and for what??? so u can run back to the same scrawny white boy that broke ur heart and couldn’t make u cum??? grow up

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@lildustorm

4 years

alright cool!!! we get it!!! you have a dad!! you don’t have to rub it in :(

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@lildustorm

5 years

Valentine’s Day is a commercial holiday and only exists so Hallmark and other businesses can make money. It’s a holiday for suckers, but I’m the biggest sucker out there so does anyone wants to get me flowers and kiss me maybe?

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@lildustorm

4 years

i used to think drug dealers drove cool cars but they always pull up in a fucking kia or something

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@lildustorm

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@lildustorm

5 years

me speed bumps 🤝 annoying and useless

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@lildustorm

5 years

like this tweet or comment or dm or whatever if you want in

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@lildustorm

5 years

you can say you’re “joking” all you want but being rude to people doesn’t make you funny, it makes you an asshole.

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@lildustorm

4 years

can u guys stop unfollowing me, i know i don’t post much anymore but it’s hurting my feelings

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