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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

LOOK AT MY LEGOS. the screen moves 🥺

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

this is not legendary this is a scam. lol.

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3 years

#KanyeWest sold out a stadium for his listening party and just walked the floor and said nothing. Then didn't even release his album. Legendary Kanye shit. #DONDA #Yeezus

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chloe 🕷

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4 months

@MattZeitlin as a sister - they are getting perms. and then denying they’ve gotten a perm lol

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

4 years

yall the Simpson’s know something we don’t lol

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

regardless of any circumstances ever please stop standing so close to me in line

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

charging “pet rent” is a scam lol

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

look at us all agreeing on something :’)

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

he kept people waiting for 2hrs to then play only snippets of tracks on an unfinished album. and the “that’s just kanye” shit is wack, this stunt wasn’t artistic by any means. but y’all stans keep feeding the dog

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chloe 🕷

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6 months

when people say they “did a 360” in regard to turning their lives around - it’s 180. you did a 180. 360 would mean you are exactly where you started.

AIRWOLF!

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6 months

What common misspellings, misuses, or malapropisms drive you the most crazy? For me it is people using “dominate” as an adjective when they mean dominant. Honorable mention goes to people who say “dribble” when they mean drivel.

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

I like ye and i’m excited for this album but this is ridiculous

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

some of y’alls glorified drug use on this app is concerning

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

the mask is actually a great accessory when it’s cold out

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

@hifrannn @PopCrave LOLLL omg you weren’t kidding 😭

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@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

@JacobYerkes2 she doesn’t need to hear your song. she doesn’t WANT to hear your song. she ran away from you and you CHASED HER. you need to take the hint, move on, and get professional help asap.

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3 years

what is IN these??? 🤤

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

@elijah_nichols1 I 100% agree it’d be a fun experience, I just think the way it all played out kind of sucks.. i’d want to be there to listen to the whole album, not unfinished tracks 🤷🏼‍♀️

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

i got a job in Seattle today. $13k more per year than what i asked for.

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4 months

@MattZeitlin yes 😭

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

oh. I let a friend borrow my car today if they promised to pick me up from the gym this evening. a white jetta was parked out front so I just.. got in? and started talking about my day. looked up to see a middle aged man (not my friend) staring wide eyed back at me. wrong car.

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1 year

holy shit holy shit holy SHIT

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1 year

go @Mariners 💙🩵

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

she’s finally finished y’all 🥲 made 100% out of LEGO bricks and ghost plays.

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3 years

haha ouch 🤠

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3 years

running on fumes 🤠

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3 years

corporate hoe shit

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10 months

i will regret this soon

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6 years

Bark at The Park! @Mariners #tmobilepark #TrueToTheBlue #barkatthepark #WhereIRoot

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3 years

you know i keep that mf thang on me

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3 years

i could use some sun rn

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1 year

i think i’m gonna be The Romper Stomper for halloween

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3 years

@elijah_nichols1 and I think the reasoning for the choppiness of it all being “oh that’s just kanye” is overplayed

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3 years

i am 100% the naked neighbor and I have absolutely zero shame in that

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

posting a thirst trap to my insta story & then ignoring all replies just for the dopamine hit 🤠

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1 year

@notkelbel @rawsalerts … we’re doomed

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

just listened to TVBOO stuff me vol. 1 and have decided that i am now a bass music fan

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@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

i’m overwhelmed. and instead of being able to zone in and get shit done, i’m stuck in freeze mode. does this happen to anyone else..?

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3 years

wus good

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3 years

☔️

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chloe 🕷

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lmaooo my uncle/aunt who live in Tallahassee said the nearest Waffle House closed down for the hurricane, so they followed suit & hightailed it outta there

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@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

twitter bold af for 20 min old “this tweet has been deleted” still showing strong on my tl

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5 months

@ChardOfTheStars @knoxdotmp3 I busted out laughing when I saw her face hahahaha

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

silk blouse stUNNA

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

the US Justice system failed miserably today. what a disgrace.

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@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

smilin’

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

:)

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

9 months

do i have the energy to message people back? no do i have the energy to tweet nearly every thought i have? of course

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chloe 🕷

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1 year

:-) mornin

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2 years

oh absolutely

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

gorgeous gorgeous girls can mix gold & silver

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@lil_ibuprofen_

1 year

sundress szn???

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3 years

idek

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chloe 🕷

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9 days

happy friday friends 🩵

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

a nice $10k would slap right now

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

i gave butters some cbd (she seriously needs to chill tf out) and i’m sorry but this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

1 year

it’s my birthday bitch!! 29 years and i still don’t really know what i’m doing

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@lil_ibuprofen_

4 years

I look fierce & feel pretty right now so i’m posting these on the tl before I delete it in 30 mins :’)

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3 years

🧡

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6 months

:-)

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

6 months

I don’t understand sky miles. if I have 3,000 miles, why can’t I fly 3,000 miles

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3 years

🙂

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3 years

there is entirely too many people who are aware of my existence at the moment 😬

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

5 months

birria

Alexius

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5 months

Women only want one thing and it starts with B

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@lil_ibuprofen_

5 months

oh you’re finally feeling a small ounce of financial stability?? here, take this ✨car problem✨

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

the interesting thing about being sober at a show/concert is that you notice how many others are not…

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9 months

me at the LEGO store

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🎂

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2 years

(:

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3 years

cool shit at LEGO Con 🧩

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2 years

〰️

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2 years

if you can survive a weed panic attack you can survive anything

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chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

1 year

if anyone has any tips for getting red wine out of white walls please let me know..

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@lil_ibuprofen_

6 months

my heart is very full <3

chloe 🕷

@lil_ibuprofen_

6 months

Almost Thirty, Flirty, and Adopted :) thank you Easy Street Records for creating a space for us, it means a lot 🫶🏼

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3 years

💛

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chloe 🕷

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3 years

waiting for an at-home covid test is like taking a pregnancy test, same anxiety and all lol

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2 years

hey lol

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2 years

she has arrived 👾

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7 months

my obligatory beer + ballpark post i am so happy rn

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chloe 🕷

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2 years

1/4 down

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1 year

just trying to watch the game man

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@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

the amount of people defending k*nye for saying he likes hitler is… sickening

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2 years

:-)

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

my mom has a coworker who is younger& she just let my mom know that she is gay, but hasn’t told her own parents bc they would disown her. my momma v quickly was like oh no honey, I am your mom now - we don’t judge, here’s our address for thanksgiving & christmas.

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@lil_ibuprofen_

2 years

+2hrs in line at the LEGO store but the bag is secured! - succulents - orchids - land speeder

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

stop throwing your cigarette butts out of your car windows you disgusting foul morons

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4 years

yo I stole this from a relative on facebook lmao I did not make it

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3 years

WA, you pretty bitch

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chloe 🕷

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1 year

happy derby day!!! @Mariners @JRODshow44

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chloe 🕷

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3 months

the hardest part of my life is being a Mariners fan

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@lil_ibuprofen_

3 years

“I would rather adjust my life to your absence than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect”

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1 year

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3 years

it’s my birthday!! every person on the planet is required to be nice to me today 🥰

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@lil_ibuprofen_

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not to brag… BUT when I was 18 I got fucked over by a family member who took out 2 loans under my name & destroyed my credit. almost 10 years later & I just peeped my score at just under 790 🥲

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