Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts Twitter profile

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Ashtyn Butuso

6 months

I made a visual cover letter to make myself ~stand out~ if you even care/want to hire a lowly gal—I MEAN an empowered woman—like me...

Ashtyn Butuso

@lil_buts

6 months

Speaking of this you can still hire me (for video, copy, print, scripting, creative production etc work) and save me from the LinkedIn grind!!!!!

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Ashtyn Butuso

@lil_buts

3 years

We physically cannot figure out how to watch them

Forbes

@Forbes

3 years

Olympic Ratings Fall Sharply: NBC Says 17 Million Watched Opening Ceremony In U.S.

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29 days

SCOTUS just said a president can do anything without getting in trouble and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are still going to email me saying their hands are tied on every issue I care about unless I give them $20 today

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Apple TV+ is so funny they’re like oh, shit, yeah, we have an amazingly talented, Oscar -winning, hot hot hot, actress in a 1960s murder mystery thriller but ah shit we forgot to tell you, my fault

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6 months

“I love the song about your farts”

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3 months

Yeah babe so I’ll wear the vintage designer lace gown and veil and what are you thinking for you? Maybe go with the fitted Braves?

Justins Tour Updates

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9 days

My bf bought CFB 25 at the same time I started watching Love Island USA and we have not seen each other in a week. I don’t even know if we’re still together

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@lil_buts

6 months

No one: Jenna Maroney: "It's called, NIGHTBITCH, Liz. I play a 19-year-old who thinks she's turning into a dog. They originally cast Amy Adams but she backed out because of the light bestiality."

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

6 months

Marielle Heller’s ‘NIGHTBITCH,’ starring Amy Adams, will be released this fall. The thriller follows a woman who is convinced she is turning into a dog.

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2 years

Congrats on your “I Voted” sticker, I bet the sea turtles love them, I had my polling place brand me with hot iron because I actually care about the environment

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Elmo

@elmo

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When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

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3 months

The bad guys in Home Alone when they have to outsmart an 8 year old

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5 years

No one: NBA players arriving to the arena: 🎩 😜 /👚\ 🍷 👖 🤟 👢👢

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@lil_buts

3 months

She’s been carrying 245 lbs of deadweight around

meredith minkow

@murrminks

3 months

Okay Kelsey Plum is even more jacked than last season which i didn’t know was possible

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2 months

Caitlin Clark better get that Lakers HC job if the league wants to grow at all

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5 months

I keep seeing tweets like this and thinking it’s about our govt or our inhumane treatment of each other and then l realize it’s about the NBA all star game lmao

KENNY BEECHAM

@KOT4Q

5 months

I dont know how you fix this

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@lil_buts

3 years

how is this not tampering

TMZ

@TMZ

3 years

Ben Affleck Started Reaching Out to Jennifer Lopez Back in February

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11 months

@SeanYoo The fact that the man that falls out is never addressed??????????????? Who directed this I NEED to know

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1 year

Why is he so big

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Ashley Olsen has given birth to her first child, a baby boy named Otto.

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4 months

I understand why she went on and I think overall it gives her the upper hand etc etc and we could talk ad nauseam about that, but the most important thing to call out is how perfectly she delivered the girlfriend line.

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

4 months

Caitlin Clark ( @CaitlinClark22 ) stopped by Weekend Update!

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4 months

If you don’t always watch women’s hoops but you are watching these games tonight and having fun, i would urge you to please watch your nearest WNBA team play. You will have just as much fun, if you can even believe it

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5 months

You will never guess why she is calling Mina Kimes intellectually lazy

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11 months

Told a guy I liked his outfit at the bar and he said “tell me your sizes, I got you” and I was like “omg are you a designer?” and he said “no I just steal”

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3 years

Hell yeah brothers!!

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3 years

This is actually three kids standing on each other’s shoulders

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@WilliePStyle

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LaMelo Ball, ladies and gentlemen… @MELOD1P #AllFly

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3 years

#whynot

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3 years

Oh cool the men’s basketball game is on again?

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@lil_buts

3 months

When men are at the top of their game, we give them anything they could ever want. When women are at the top of their game, we sexualize + degrade them and completely invade their privacy, then tell them they don't meet our beauty standards. Still sick to my stomach today.

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3 months

Really troubling and problematic that no one is talking about how the NBA has a Jaylen Brown and the WNBA has a Jaelyn Brown and they both went to Cal

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9 days

@owlhix Omg

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5 months

You, Dune that thing you 2,

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3 years

I’m in Texas for thanksgiving. After dinner three male family members and I went out to play catch. Two guys approached us, and without saying a word, started playing catch with us. None of the 5 males said anything. Then, the strangers walked away without a word.

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1 year

You’re not a pro anymore so they’re called washednouns actually

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6 months

Last night, while dropping 36, he juggled the ball with his feet for a sec to get the ball to the ref, and I just know…….in that moment……..he finally made dad proud……..

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7 days

Damn in hindsight we should have put that on the home screen lmao

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2 years

I deleted Twitter for a few hours but then I saw this blind item about how Jimmy G got Robert Kraft’s gf pregnant and I had to come back to show you

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4 years

When a baby needs ur towel

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10 months

Pat McAfee is unfunny and completely devoid of charisma, and now he’s just mean, too.

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10 months

Welp, this is fucked.

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2 months

Fellas is it cool to complain about losing 1.4 % of your $156,000,000 salary for being the most annoying guy in the league

The Big Podcast

@bigpodwithshaq

2 months

“It’s actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we’re done playing.” -Draymond Green on the NBA’s fines 👀💰

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1 year

Kim Mulkey has spent more minutes on the court than Caitlin Clark has

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3 years

Having a kid must be hard because it’s like, do you raise them in a very loving household or do you want them to be funny when they grow up

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3 years

Imagine losing to these guys 😓😮‍💨😶‍🌫️🤕🤒🥴🤐

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3 years

How they manage to still get recruits is beyond me.

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2 years

Yeah I’m into fitness…fitness Kevin Durant into my team’s salary cap space

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11 months

Yesterday my bf was outside on our block and all the sudden he saw @S10Bird walking at him and she saw his Stewie shirt + could tell he was a W fan but he didn’t know what to say so he just looked at her and said “…hi :)” and she said “hi :)” and he can’t stop thinking about it

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5 months

Steely Dan is a nickname Trump would give to a senator running against him who got caught shoplifting in his teens

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3 years

My husband and I just got home and said “man I’m still hungry, sucks we just ate lol!!!” Then he left to take the dog potty. I decided I’d order a burrito for us on postmates (to be sweet) and he came back home with a burrito (to be sweet)!!!!!!!

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1 year

The recent and prevalent lack of restroom availability (public and private, idc) is a humanitarian crisis and a reflection on how individualism is ruining the collective world, I am so serious!! It is that deep!!!

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6 months

growing up we all wanted to work for sports illustrated but now we all want to leverage AI to innovate scalable solutions to optimize growth and meet benchmark KPIs :) this is fun for us this is success :)

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I’ve watched this 64,000 times

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2 months

Nika Muhl, you can have my citizenship if you want, girl. I was gonna toss it anyways

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5 months

Tweeting “There’s no reforming this” after Luka misses a dunk

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2 months

So, because your mom was poor, you shouldn't have to pay taxes on your $30M salary? makes sense to me :)

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2 months

“It’s actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we’re done playing.” -Draymond Green on the NBA’s fines 👀💰

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1 year

Who is the guy holding Tyler

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@TheDunkCentral

1 year

Tyler Herro and Ben Simmons working out together 🔥

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3 years

Hey Raptors twitter! It’s important you know this: Gary Trent Jr has 3 little brothers named Garyson, Grayson, and Graydon. Gary Trent Sr. really did that.

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10 months

Aubrey Plaza stayed after the game and hooped on the Barclay’s court with her friends for like an hour

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3 years

I’d love it if 60 of you considered unfollowing barstool.

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2 years

You’re telling me the spider that bit Peter Parker just bit the one guy his entire life?

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3 months

Book “worms” is an insane word for “enthusiasts” and we should use it for other stuff. Wine-os are now wine worms. History buffs are now history worms. Sports fans are now sports worms. Francophiles? Francoworms

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5 years

Julie Ertz air guitaring the WC trophy is jussssttttt

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1 year

Dame just went live with Scoot and Shaedon

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3 years

You gotta read the Kendall R— I mean Jeremy Strong profile in the New Yorker lol

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4 years

Impulse Bar and Grill in Corvallis, OR, had better security than our nation’s capitol.

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3 years

This is the biggest fumbled bag in Blazers history and we skipped over Michael Jordan in the draft

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This isn’t true actually. Every 2 hours he comes out and goes “the Beavs lost 😞” and I go “omg ***** just ******* on ****** even though they were basically closed off”

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3 years

If the most loyal, honest, thoughtful, generous player in the league tells you he didn’t know about the allegations and he didn’t push for the hire, maybe we should believe him and direct our anger to the guy who has literally never been honest, generous, or thoughtful.

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I am not stable enough rn to read about how guys making $10 million a year to play basketball are scared of having their liberties taken away while those working around them (whose salaries pale in comparison) did what they had to do to keep everyone safe.

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i'm wearing This (Beavs Version) to the game tomorrow btw.

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Americans are so conditioned to keep pushing, play through, work through etc. all while being completely unequipped to fully understand, address, and heal the trauma that piles on because we “overcame adversity”

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3 years

Losing followers because I told people to stop following barstool. Incredible.

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3 years

We did it

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3 years

#whynot

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Wait. What is Chet short for??? Why are we acting like that’s a regular name

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10 months

Deandre, girl, what did they do to you down there

Portland Trail Blazers

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10 months

some new faces in the building! 🤩

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@lil_buts

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I hate when the argument against AI is “it’s not going to be able to do a good job” because someday it probably will. The issue with AI is that we’re knowingly and intentionally sucking the purpose and color from our own lives. We’re devaluing

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My dog is not slick, I know she’s running this account

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3 years

Go to a WNBA game challenge

Bleacher Report

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3 years

Drake and Michael B. Jordan pulled up to a Sierra Canyon game 🔥 @brhoops

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Dame being very cool ✅ Vibes being good ✅ Jerami looking gorgeous ✅ Teenager Shaedon Sharpe feeling humiliated for his old man peers ✅ A Drewbanks shout out ✅

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2 years

Maybe sports media corporations could just give men and women equal sports coverage instead of doing this every year lol

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@espn

2 years

In honor of #InternationalWomensDay , tag a woman in sports who inspires you 🙌

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8 months

Did it with no features 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

no bells 🔕

@nobellsblog

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Johann Sebastian Bach has surpassed 8 million monthly listeners on Spotify.

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2 years

legally, he has to publicly announce this in case he moves into one of our neighborhoods

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2 years

Karl Malone plans to come ‘off the grid’ next month for Utah’s All-Star weekend, per @sheridanhoops

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3 years

I applied to a job three years ago and I just got a rejection email for it

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10 months

The WGA strike is lifted and the NBA script writers got straight to work today. Love to see it.

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2 years

I’m not gonna say this is the main reason the world sucks but life got real bad around the time restaurants started doing full ivy walls with neon signs that said “this must be the place”

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After the game ended, I cried. It wasn’t a sad cry. I was actually happy crying for Meyers, for this whole team, staff, all of you on blazers twitter, the city of Portland, etc. but mostly, I cried because my period is soon. Love you all, love you @trailblazers

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My family is saying goodbye to our family dog (Joni’s dad) today. I took these photos when I was home last week because I knew the end was near. He couldn’t walk so I just held him in the sun and he napped. Hug every animal you see today.

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3 months

He's doing a right-wing grift so he can convince women to stop progressing at the kicker position, ensuring his own job security

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no need for me to post the speech but giving a misogynistic speech is wild when you’re the kicker. high schools let girls on the team to play that position

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@monoblancoatx they already fund a genocide so idk does it matter lol

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4 months

Sluttiest thing a guy can do is hold the door for you and when you say thank you, he says “of course”

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4 years

The Gen Z blue check hackers:

Heeere’s Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪

@JohnnyBerchtold

5 years

The edgy version of the hacker character that the hot girls go to for help

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I’ll never ever forget what they took from us. I will be rooting for the downfall of every former Pac-12 school every minute of every day. I will be hating until I take my very last breath ❤️

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If you played for the Blazers at all, you are a Blazers legend. Dante Cunningham? blazers legend Juwan Howard? blazers legend Ha Seung-Jin? blazers legend If we even THINK about drafting someone—blazers legend. Michael Jordan and Kevin Durant are both blazers legends.

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2 years

Your 20s are about trying to figure out who you are and your 30s are about the blazers winning the championship

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The Nets are now the LibertHe too btw

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2 months

They should rename the Warriors the “Valkyr-hes”

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3 years

So…this is the halftime show

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8 months

Insane that Jonathan Smith couldn’t AT LEAST SAY: “I’ll interview w/ you on SATURDAY. If you want me, you can wait 4 days while I COACH 19 y/o kids and see this through.” Instead, he interviewed with Canzano, allowed MSU to leak, and screwed his players before their biggest game

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Unless Portlanders completely forgot about the last 11 years, you know Dame's character. You're now choosing to believe the TRAIL BLAZERS front office is the good guy suddenly, and DAMIAN LILLARD is the villain because they didn't try to use the pick to build around him? ok :)

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4 years

I’ve been acting chill all day but inside I’m PANICKED that I’m gonna lose her any second

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3 years

FIRE NEIL OLSHEY. SEND HIM INTO SPACE.

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@Buckeye4Life21 Ok well with that logic — taking into consideration her UA/Google/whatever other deals — she def makes way more than you, so maybe sit this one out

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1 year

Britney’s first single went platinum but ok

ESPN

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1 year

Wemby's Summer League debut ☑️

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being really regular and chill about today

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You’re not mad at Talia, you’re mad at money ruining the sport you love. You’re mad at the schools that deserted the conference. You’re sad because an institution that brought you immense joy has disintegrated before your very eyes. I’m mad at all that too.

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2 years

Cannot believe Gary Trent Jr died for this

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