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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 months

she said yes

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

2 months

mexicans love saying “nah dude but imagine”

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

#MaybeHeDoesntHitYou but instead he isolates you and destroys all of you platonic relationships so he's all you have

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

my mom trying to get me to spit up all of the tide pods i just ate

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@lifeaschicanx

2 months

shout out my fellow beaners

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@lifeaschicanx

6 years

i found these at cracker barrel for @smallmonkeyjd pls monky wear them please i can’t handle seeing your small monky feet being naked and cold without these you need them please im shaking i’m sobbing

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

My sophomore year, a group of furries called the Wolf Pack threatened to shoot up the school

Katie Notopoulos

@katienotopoulos

7 years

What was “the incident” in your high school?

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

Been gone for 6 months and told my little sister that i wasn’t going to be home for christmas so i could surprise her at school

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

@chenleco @Rico_nastyy HE JUST WANNA EAT ME LIKE SOME CANDY, BUT IM NOT HIS BUTTERCUP

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

#MaybeHeDoesntHitYou he'll just threaten to kill himself if you leave him and call you worthless when you're with him maybe its emotional

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@lifeaschicanx

5 years

no cops at pride just him

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@lifeaschicanx

5 years

female orgasms,,,, the best sound on the planet,,, after pierce the veil of course :)

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

frozen is on disney channel rn and all I can think about is @lexi4prez and #GiveElsaAGirlfriend

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

2 months

@calisaturnn no fr like imagine

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

2 months

@keiflix nah foo stop playing but like….imagine

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

SHE SAID YES!!!! @Lifeina_Nutshel

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

starting a premium snapchat hmu $5 for a pic of me crying $10 for a video of me crying $35 for a whole breakdown $50 for drunk crying

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

just tested positive 😔✊🏽

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

i have no witty caption for this i just want people to look at me and give me retweets

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

non-binary can look like this, how i dress shouldn’t dictate my gender. i can look feminine and still be non-binary. i can look masculine and still be non-binary. #TransDayOfVisibility

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

#MaybeHeDoesntHitYou but instead makes fun of your past and calls you a slut and a whore for "letting" it happen to you

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

#MakeBirdvilleGayAgain

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

this just doesn’t hit the same when men make this joke

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

got my septum pierced

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

2 months

@cryst6l it’s an integral part of my vocabulary and you have to say it exactly like that too

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

EMMA U STOOPID. BEECH

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

here’s an obligatory tik tok thread but they’re actually funny

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

bought my first car!!

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

GUESS WHO JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO ONE OF THEIR FIRST CHOICE UNIVERSITIES

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

i’m a trans u.s. army soldier and i don’t understand the problem with that...i’m serving the country and risking my life, why does my gender or anyone else’s gender matter? we volunteered to serve, train, deploy and fight for freedom for EVERYONE regardless...this is bullshit

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

pants: cuffed shirt: tucked coffee: iced me: futch

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

this didn’t happen in middle school but my sophomore year of high school a group of furries almost shot up the school

Lukas Battle

@lukasbattle

6 years

Whats the most fcked up thing that happened to u in middle school?Mine was when we were tossing a ball around on the bus saying it was going to"explode" & the bus driver heard,called the police &the bomb squad quarantined us in the bus for 3 hours till the dogs got done searching

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@lifeaschicanx

5 years

bitch i was raped wearing my school uniform in KINDERGARTEN so don’t ever fucking blame what a girl is wearing. a rapist is a rapist no matter what so go fuck yourself

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

went to a real life unicorn store

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

i dont get why people call feminists "femi-nazis" but call actual nazis 'members of the ALT-Right'

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

yea i got a pierce the veil tattoo what about it??

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

Local Dyke Wears Shorts For The First Time In How Long? The Answer Just Might Shock You!!

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

everyone look at my new tattoo right fucking now

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

me: *isnt from texas, constantly complains about living in texas and wants to leave* also me: 🤠🤠🤠

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

i just want everyone to know that this is Christian Nodal’s jacket and i had an amazing 18th birthday

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

the look that inspired this tweet

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

Jenna Marbles made a 45+ minute video apologizing for accidentally buying the wrong tank for her fishes after receiving tons of backlash and admitted her mistake and chose to spread awareness to others but logan paul writes the weakest apology on his phone amd y’all forgave him

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

you know what...i’m done hiding who I really am, i’m no longer afraid to admit that I am me and i’m proud of who I am. I’m ready to come out and say that I am a proud flat-earther and if you can’t accept that then we can’t be friends...

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

1 month

someone draw them as bubblegum and marceline NOW!!!!!

shan ⭐️

@enviousirises

1 month

their hair is matching each others clothing

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

I’m the Avatar, you gotta deal with it!

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

hey guys just wanted to remind everyone that heterophobia and reverse racism doesn’t exist! okay thank you for your time that is all

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

i graduatedhd basic training tomorrow

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

not to be headass or anything or gay but i get to see my mf-ing gf in 1 month and i’ve never looked forward to something like this before in my life that’s it send tweet

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

doctor strange rounding everybody up for the final battle

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

please feed my ego and tell me im cute

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

“are you ready to become the best boyband?” *NSYNC gulped. backstreet boys nodded. boyz II men shuddered. one direction blinked nervously. “yes, naked brothers band,” they all said in unison.

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

hey uhhh not to be that guy but,,,,,i love our band and i’m really proud of them and i know they’re going to do great at state 💚💛💚💛

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

i may be depressed but at least i’m not straight or white

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

happy lesbian day of visibility from me and my dyke girlfriend

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

hello #proudlgbt i love attention and girls, but mostly attention

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility from ur favorite non-binary dyke

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

it’s beanie szn

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

yea i’m 19 and i just got my drivers license so what

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

now that i’m 18 i can do important things like vote and go to drag shows or i can buy a fish without a parent

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

lit rally madness luv, nd tahts taht on taht it’s jus mafematics xxx

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

I just want to say how proud I am of our band, I know they didn’t place but they really have worked so hard day in and day out and I am tremendously amazed by their hardwork and dedication. Good job Mighty Hawk Band, you had an amazing run

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

hold up ✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽before 2018 end, who gonna admit they got a crush on me

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

i wish i was just a small bug living in a flower forest

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

in Spanish we dont say I love you, we say Chupe mi culo cabrón, which translates to "I hope I never lose you." I just think its so beautiful

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

🐾🐾

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

just got my eyebrows done what y’all think

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

on my mind: billy screaming let’s go lesbians while running with a pack of lesbians in new york

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

at my funeral there’s gonna be a dance off and the winner gets to pose my body however they want in my casket and take a picture with me one last time before they bury me

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

things ya boi just did: Purdue

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

took a pottery class and this is what i made :) what do y’all think

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

so this is happening

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

ur chicago boyfriend was here

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

you can take me out of texas but you can’t take the texas out of me 🤠 #NewProfilePic

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

vaccinate!!!your!!!!children!!!!!!! it’s not a hard concept at all and it shouldn’t matter whether it’s vegan or not, your child’s health is more important

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

The Creation of Lesbian (Italian: Creazione di Lesbica) is a fresco painting by Italian artist Michelangelo, which forms part of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, painted c. 1508–1552.

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

anyways,,,,,,,ya boi is feeling themself

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

WAIT JK I FORGOT SHE DIED

finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

i wonder what joan rivers is up to these days

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

#NewProfilePic and then some

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@lifeaschicanx

7 years

in awe of the size of this lad. absolute unit

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@lifeaschicanx

5 years

brb gonna go get an abortion and hope he notices me 🙈🙈

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

being apart of shattered dreams was extremely emotional and personal, and it was really interesting how a ton of people who have never met before can be so sympathetic towards one another in a time of grief, even if it was a simulated crash...everyone involved is real

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

6 years

fuck all the way off if you really think people that have been abused, raped or sexually assaulted had to have it happen to them as if it’s an experience that they should learn from. so just say you’re victim shaming and go to sleep

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

my mushroom hat finally came in what do y’all think

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@lifeaschicanx

8 years

thank god my gay ass is going straight to hell

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@lifeaschicanx

8 years

"LGBT" QUEEN OF ME, MY QUEEN

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

i finally had my very first therapy session today and i’m so glad i’m able to get help and actually talk about my issues :’)

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

2 years

i luv my gf :p

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

2 months

please this is not a diss i think it’s so cute we r connected <3

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

Its called art, look it up

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

5 years

Happy #NationalGirlfriendDay u big dumb, i love you

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

my mom: “a man that can cook is sexy” me: “ew, that’s a gross word” my mom: “oh sorry, a woman that can cook is sexy”

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

7 years

how can you seriously tweet a half-assed apology and expect everything to be okay?? what you said was wrong and disgusting, it was demoralizing, racist and sexist. You shouldn’t be able to make r*pe threats and laugh at it as if it’s just some joke

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

everyone look at my puppy snuggling with his bunny RIGHT NOW

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

#MaybeHeDoesntHitYou sometimes he'll tell you have to skip school bc he is "suicidal" and "needs" you but just ridicules you the entire time

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

just finished making some the mall us for the holly gays, furbys please nab my dad 🎄🎅💚❤️💚❤️

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

8 years

i havent posted anything in a hot minute and most of these are the same but oh well #issagay

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finn mertens

@lifeaschicanx

4 years

they just started throwing tear gas and shooting rubber bullets outside the Colorado Springs Police Department. Please be careful if anyone is still in the area

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