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Libaan

@libaants

4 years

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hassan (⌐■_■)

@notabaki

4 years

thread on common forms of shirk

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2 years

Fella in the office said “it’s still 0-0, waiting for an Englishman to score”

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One milly rock and he'd take earth out of orbit

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Harry Kane didn’t learn to dribble in the streets he plays like he learned it from reading a textbook

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6 years

If you're getting your results tomorrow just remember to wake up extra early to make yourself a heavy breakfast, you don't want to get kicked out your house on an empty stomach.

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5 years

girls that say 'bruv' and 'g'

TH£ G£N£RAL

@chaselacaag24s

5 years

ur mcm😂

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6pm Maghrib on Ramadan debut. We’ve come so far from the 3.30-9.30 fasts during summer exam season

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5 years

Toddlers when you take away the crisps they've been eating for the past 3 hours

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He let me walk on the side of the pavement where cars go past.

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6 years

Imagine all the fun shit we could do like go cinema or bowling with this car 🙈

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TC

@tcwilliams__

4 years

I stand with Guy Fawkes.

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6 years

Why's January dragging on for so long ffs

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6 years

I'm turning off my alarm clock off for my morning lecture, if I wake up then I wake up but if I don't then it's the qadr of Allah.

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5 years

some girls gonna say "nah don't run, I know he'll listen to me"

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5 years

You wake up, and see this as the news headline what would you do?

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6 years

I reply way too fast, I need to at least pretend that I have a life.

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6 years

that 'men are trash' movement has gone suspiciously quiet right about now

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5 years

When Iran starts winning so you switch sides then they give you a suicide vest on your first day

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5 years

Where you're unfamiliar with laws in Saudi Arabia

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5 years

if a woman is giving birth would you say she's... kidding?

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6 years

Negl I find it funny that the reason shamima wants to come back is because isis fell off

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5 years

I'm ready.

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5 years

that is a very odd looking kitchen

Manchester United Women

@ManUtdWomen

5 years

🎉 #GGMU #MUWOMEN

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@libaants

5 years

Insha Allah this year we as men need to step up, take responsibility and help out our sisters/mothers in the kitchen

Assia🐥

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5 years

Me after iftar

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5 years

"Don't say my Government name" big man no one is after u you're a nobody

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5 years

I hate going for fresh air mid lecture and ending up at home 😡

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5 years

the whole tl is baiting out jinns like they're skets in Westfield

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6 years

fingers looking like they could be on a gcse biology paper asking for the effect of auxin on plants

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6 years

"you study law yh? so you can be mans lawyer and dat when they arrest me for thiefing lucozades"

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6 years

One time I saw a hijabi in the club twerking to Homerton B, I nearly spat my vodka out in shock

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3 years

Suarez seeing mendy, zouma, rudiger & kante in defence

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6 years

I hold two sided conversations with myself

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@lovelyfeelz

6 years

Weird Confessions: lets hear them

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6 years

Muslims Like Us was actually a mad TV show lol, how was one girl writing letters to Allah as a substitute for salah 😂😂

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6 years

Amir khan't spell

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@amirkingkhan

6 years

Shiehk Amir Khan #SaudiArabia

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5 years

I asked this hijabi for a wave check and she blocked me

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6 years

me posting a banger of a tweet but my followers don't rt it

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6 years

Somali family trees so complicated, how can you place a 6 month old baby on a grown man's lap and tell him this is his uncle 😂

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5 years

wearing this for your wife when she comes home after a long day of work >

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11 days

There’s a new black guy in my office. I keep giving him the nod & he’s ignored me hella times

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6 years

I swear she just hit a gun lean 10 seconds in

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4 years

you lot used to break fast at 9 & tune into a music festival at 10 I remember

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5 years

nah this is beyond hooyo mataalo, this is aabo ma'oolo

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@libaants

6 years

I'm not bengali

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@Cosmiccdust

6 years

What's your excuse?

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Demz

@Demmy_Lad

1 year

Ay man the black man nod is dying Been ignored hella times 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

The day Somalia qualify for a World Cup I’ll cry tears of joy, wouldn’t even mind if we lose every game

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4 years

This is where I decide whether I walk out on his life or not

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5 years

What, are we going on expeditions outside of wall Maria?

Crypto Nerd

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5 years

£550 to look like you’re sitting ina barbers chair😂🤦‍♂️

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5 years

niggas on the tl if sharia law was implemented

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6 years

How do all the habaryars suddenly forget about their dhabar xanuun at weddings 😂😂

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6 years

Timo jileecs when you try to put your feet together with theirs

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5 years

this girl needs to stop changing her avi cos I'm running out of storage

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5 years

shaytaan confused rn thinking why his job is being done for him

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@libaants

6 years

Imagine I ran for the bus in a thobe once and the driver ignored me, man had me running like a Disney princess in public for me to still be late

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@libaants

2 years

When you check the ingredients in xalwo it makes sense why the national IQ is the way it is

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2 years

Making Xalwo 🤤

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6 years

*friend starts acting up in front of the opposite sex*

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6 years

we're* lmao the ironey

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some of you lot were in set 10 for english and it shows

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5 years

they call me door handle cus I rip baatis

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5 years

When I go to a chiropractor instead of asking my children to stand on my back

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6 years

Them guys who eat baris with their hands and when they eat a handful and throw it back down onto a plate are absolute xayawaans, they deserve to be in jail

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4 years

I don't feel comfortable having another person inside of my wife

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6 years

getting paid 1k to go uni? getting called a nigger doesn't even seem that bad unah

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6 years

So kids are actually knocking on my door? They're making this way too easy for me smh

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5 years

First thing in the morning I'm ringing the local GP I want blood tests, vaccinations, HIV tests the whole lot.

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6 years

The Prophet (saw) advised us to marry young so to my future wife wherever you are naayaa man's ready now iskeen

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5 years

me setting up my 2 year old son with a job so he can have his 20 years of work experience at 16 when he applies for jobs

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4 years

old top gear was crazy 😂

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2 years

I know of a guy that married a tiktok girl & he ain’t smile since

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5 years

Aren't you bankrupt? Go chase a bag don't worry what we're doing

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4 years

Ahh ahlul suugo wal maraq is onto him 😂😂😂

Akafi Ali

@AkafiAli

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I straightened my hair... 😂😂😭

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5 years

I remember I asked a lady why she was doing up gang signs in a restaurant but it turned out she was deaf

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5 years

guys that use 'sksksksksks' and 'sis' :

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Somali twitter 🤝🏾 Buuq iyo balaayo

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6 years

I just gave a blind homeless man 20p and told him it's £2, what have you done for the lord today?

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5 years

walking into tescos and seeing the security guard follow you aisle to aisle

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This is the idiocy that occurs when you prioritise nationalism over deen.

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wtf she's on a kill streak

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4 years

Qofwalba eyelashkaada ilaasho

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4 years

we need young adz's sheikhs opinion on this

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5 years

nah how can a wasp make me run out of my own toilet butt naked, I'm fuming

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5 years

I can see why health care in America isn't free lmao

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"not even water?" "nah not even water" "I bet you take a cheeky bite and a sip when no-ones looking don't ya mate?"

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6 years

had to bring this one back

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5 years

Me eating my wife-to-be's cooking when I go over to meet her family so I can drive down her mehr price

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5 years

I'm this old.

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How are you 22+ and still on Twitter? Go start a family

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Just added this guy back on snap and he starts uploading selfies from time ago??

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6 years

When she aired your DM but looks to you for help when she's getting robbed in public

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6 years

Anybody else notice a surge in selfies on the TL? These women tryna get cuffed 😂😂😂

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5 years

Alhamdulliah always

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1 year

Brothers tryna tap into some Ramadan funds

Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський

@ZelenskyyUa

1 year

May the power of prayer in this holy month of Ramadan help us cleanse Ukraine of Russian godless evil, of those who truly believe in nothing, and that is why they are capable of such terror. Let the next Ramadan begin in peace and on the entire Ukrainian land free from Russia.

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niggas on the first line hearing ‘ashadu anna aliyan waliyallah’

𝕾𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎

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You think you can hurt me? I was Vice President of my high schools MSA and they refused to pray after I gave adhan because I’m Shia

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Q♠️

@Ace_QK

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How do you personally pronounce ‘HUAWEI’

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@libaants

6 years

People are saying wallahi for bants nowadays like Allah won't hold you accountable 🤧

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1 year

Gotta come prepared like this guy

Masjid an-Nawawi

@masjidannawawi

1 year

🔊Announcement: Tahajjud Prayer #Exclusive This Saturday 8th of April (tomorrow), will be holding a Tahajjud prayer for Brothers and Sisters. We will be praying two rakat, in the first rakat will we be reciting the whole of Surah Al-Baqarah and An-Nisaa’...

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@libaants

6 years

Alright alright 30 minutes have past you can stop with the fireworks now, some people have twitter in the morning smh.

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6 years

This dunya we live in really ain't safe 😒

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hi

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@libaants

4 months

Hooyo’s invited an auntie with multiple daughters and asked me to cook something. It��s game time…

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@libaants

5 years

having a youtube channel based on your marriage seems like a mad concept to me, having all those people seeing your private life just invites evil eye

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5 years

why am I seeing tweets on insta and photos on twitter

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