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@lgswiftie

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This is literally a gaylor account. I need to gaylor more. Bet I could still melt your world, man. Let’s all sing from the male perspective. I love being sheriff of gay town with my bisexual hair. I hate my cheating bisexual ex. & Gay pride… you know, everything that makes me m

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@lyrics2jesus babes…

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“Spotify has convinced your delusional fans that you’re dropping an album called Karma, should I get someone fired or did you just want to make it”

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@Anania00 @Its_Kkryss imagine jesus was your childhood friend and then you got your mom in your ear at 30 like “could have done something with your life, look at little Jesus, he’s the Savior” and you have to defend remaining a carpenter as a legitimate profession

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“I am 16” - fine, normal & acceptable, even “I was born in 2008” - terrifying, scary,

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A list of tortured poets: Emily Dickinson Sappho Audre Lorde Walt Whitman

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I’m so excited for the lead single of Taylor’s new album, I’m Not Gay, featuring Tegan and Sara

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if taylor isn't gay and [redacted] then why does she have an encyclopedic knowledge of queer history that despite my best efforts I have not come close to

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gaylorism is over, what self respecting gay would approve that tracklist for an album with this title i

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saw someone claiming gaylors don’t understand how devastating a friendship betrayal/breakup can be… BRO. we’re like 98% gay here and the gays practically INVENTED the friendship breakup. raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by a friendship breakup

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I wish my friends in middle school would have defended me this hard when I was fighting the gay allegations

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thinking about when in Miss Americana Taylor Swift asserted it would be “frilly and spineless” of her to “stand on stage and say ‘Happy Pride Month, you guys!’” without also doing some level of activism, & then proceeded to add one pro-gay song to her setlist and say good enough

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@alwayswonderlor wow. amazing work here and lots to think about… especially on the topic of the way powerful people feel or are actually rendered impotent by social pressures made material via money

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@julienshandtats two explanations to it. 1) she knew & preferred poison to violence from the remaining tributes she knew she couldn’t handle (movie expl.), or 2) no matter how smart you are, the Capital’s ability to control access to info (what nightlock is) gives them the upper hand (book expl.)

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If a straight woman actually managed to serve this look, we need to close the LGBT borders until we find out what’s going on

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people will be like “celebrities have no reason to be closeted in 2023” and then you open up the bird app and 10000 people are screaming queerbaiter at a man they see as straight for saying he’d like to kiss another man

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@bridgelor me on the way to find the one gay marvel clown unicorn plushie in existence

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the funny thing about the finger on nose gaylor moment is that it once again furthers the funniest hypothesis: taylor is not queer but keeps accidentally fulfilling gaylor hypotheses

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anti gaylors be like wow taylor is wearing a lot of orange and pink. please do not show me any famously orange and pink flags those are completely unrelated

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To me, everyone is gay until they come out as straight. Join me in this worldview. The world is healing ❤️

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In a hardline move condemning the gay rumors, Taylor Swift has liked a lesbian cover of Cruel Summer which the covering artist hoped “didn’t butcher it for the gaylors”

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@tallerwillows Besides the really weird handwriting “帮我” as a plead comes off weird too… why not “救命”？

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omg guys tree paine just ended gaylors

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does this mean that if taylor swift did ever publicly and explicitly come out there would still be people saying she’s straight? because I think that’s exactly what it means

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i’m not going to say nothing

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knowing that billie was queer before her official coming out was HELLLLL on the internet 😭 like damn sorry for actually paying attention to the gay shit she's saying and doing ???

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@gaylorconfess stop🔊telling🔊queer 🔊people🔊to🔊snort🔊cocaine🔊

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The “does seem mean” like is definitely giving “gay is an insult” please we need to end the straight until proven guilty doctrine 😭

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taylor could wear pants designed by Lesbiana Gaye and a top by Saphique and 1000 people would still be in the comments telling gaylors to get a grip

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One thing I’ll never get over is Me! Out Now! How did the world let her get away with that

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this has nothing to do with the relationship being anything more than friendship or not, and everything to do with bringing a hot woman as a plus one to your first event post fighting gay rumors on CNN being an objectively hilarious course of action

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taylor’s responses to the gay allegations are… interesting

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idc what sexuality she is. she or her stylist team has managed to create an outfit so anatomically gay you’d get clocked no matter what gender you are when wearing it, and that needs to be celebrated

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If a straight woman actually managed to serve this look, we need to close the LGBT borders until we find out what’s going on

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Taylor Swift when people say she’s married/engaged: 🤬😡nodealthat1950sshit🗯️🚨deuxmoi you WILL be hearing from my lawyers🚨👹 lmaooonotanengagementring🤮👿 Taylor Swift when people say she isn’t straight: 🌈😍😆🥰 ididntknowuntilrecently 😊😊☺️seedsofallyship🦄🏳️‍🌈✨🥰🍓🪻🧷

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Revealing Gaylor/Hetlor debates as secretly not about Taylor Swift at all, a 🧵:

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@swiftclown13 you’ve already seen the plan with midnights dividing blue into light and dark blue… we’re going to get deep green and go from there trustt

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You do realize what this means right. This means that if Taylor is queer and ever comes out people will RUSH to bully gaylors for “outing” her and use the NYT article that only one fucker wrote as evidence

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whoever said Harris being a WOC would make the republican campaign openly crazy enough to turn off moderates has been soooo right. We’re only a week in and they’re going for “step-parents aren’t parents”, “biracial people aren’t real” and “voting for a woman turns you trans”

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how do you think taylor felt after releasing a song where she dreams of your hair and explicitly bets she could melt your world dream girl just for people to still call her straight

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not to “bi men are seen as gay but bi women are seen as straight” post but what would be happening right now if a *Male* popstar had sung that god forgot his gay awakening and then kissed a man in a music video

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Taylor’s choices for the YNTCD MV really disappointed me. Gathering up rich friends to cosplay living in a ‘trashy’ trailer park and depicting the homophobes as uneducated working class stereotypes reflects a deep disconnect from both class and the true enemies of gay rights.

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I can’t help but keep finding it really funny the idea that she really is straight and just keeps being incredibly gay on accident. what’s the name for those truthers. taylor biggest accidental gaylor out there? if she keeps making Het statements like allyship seed i’ll convert

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@youreinIcve all i know is she WILL be showing feet

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If I see any of y’all coming for Chely Wright not approving of the article when this woman knows the pain and stakes of coming out in Taylor’s industry and was personally made a weird example of in the article… ☺️🔪

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the recent comments on the nyt article has me feeling once again that people don’t care to read/engage with challenges to their view on this directly. People were, for example, pulling out the same old quotes the author already acknowledged in the article

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@marveloustayme I promise that you’ll never find another like me… but what would you do if I break free and leave us in ruins? took this dagger in me and removed it?

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what is this called… CNNgate? NYTgate??

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you can be as young as you want that’s fine just stop being born in years I can remember living kthxbai

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We could end the trans bathrooms discourse right now if we just implemented the Buc-ee’s bathroom nationwide. Why the hell should anyone care about who’s where if we actually had some god damn privacy? Private cubicles for all. This is my bipartisan message to end the debate.

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so you agree? you think that pose is sexually suggestive?

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QUEM FEZ????

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@tays_dreamgirl harvesting the fruit of homophobia

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@GrimlyKid this is the image you get when you type evil gay man with homosexual lighting into midjourney

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@computer_gay it’s where they set the gay agenda

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homophobia here runs deep. You can publicly believe taylor is straight, but the second you do queer literary analysis to her music & videos you will be dragged to hell and back. In so many people’s eyes, the problem is seeing queerness at all, not whether you seriously assign it.

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I wish swifties were less militantly antigaylor because who am I supposed to talk about my theory that taylor swift might not be queer bc being a massive celebrity is a queer experience with

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@gracefurby oh I’ve heard 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!

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@lordestruggles do you see the vision

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my roman empire is that taylor didn’t know until recently that she could advocate for a community she’s not a part of but she’s advocated for the queer community since as early as 2008

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i think we should start sneaking in dsm assessment questions into celebrity interviews, just to see

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maybe this is unpopular but I think the tendency of leftists to use really sweeping language when describing actions/positions they don’t like is a liability. Calling every elected politician a Zionist, all of them war criminals etc. encourages people not to care about it. 🧵

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Political cartoons are always a great opportunity to learn about the underpinnings of a belief. Take this cartoon, for example. Obviously the message is anti-trans— and anti-Democratic party by association. The common tropes are present. But we can go deeper: (🧵)

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The Right To Bear Memes

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"JD Vance is weird"

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@so_it_gays she’s artistic ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ so relatable 🤭🤭🤭🤭

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gaylors I love you but some of you actually are conspiracy theorists. talking about every time something doesn’t go how you expect that taylor is 13,000 steps ahead like… she plants easter eggs not zodiac killer letters

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antigaylors: you’re RUINING taylor’s life you DISGUSTING gaylors,,, she’s afraid to smile because you’ll use it to turn her TRANSGENDER or WORSE… lesbian 😫 the gaylors I follow: How to effectively advocate for the end of time crime & stop user Bridgit Mendler, a 🧵 (1/26)

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just told someone on the tl their baby looked like amogus and it turned out to be a real pregnancy announcement

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“It looks like you’re trying to choose some earrings. Would you like help?”

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When was the last time Tree posted ANYTHING herself (not RTs)? It feels so rare this is truly gaylor christmas.

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Who thought exposing even more straight people to queer theory would go well. I just wanna talk.

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beginning an op-ed post on a celebrity with an unapproved anecdote of a different celebrity’s S attempt was an incomprehensible choice

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sabrina carpenter singlehandedly showing gaylortwt exactly what would happen if taylor ever kissed a woman in a mv

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is it just me or is his hair falling into place like dominoes here

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✅ | Joe Alwyn has called for a #CeasefireNOW .

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picture this. Taylor debuts rep tv at eras. she turns to the screen. it’s the cover. but what’s this? she’s holding a newspaper. you zoom in on the grainy stream. the headline? “Taylor Swift Gay at 34”. Taylor laughs. “Die, gaylors!” she exclaims. security is handing out knives.

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I’m okay with straight people identifying as top or bottom but you gotta MEAN it. If a straight woman says she’s a top she better be pegging her man

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Since when did straight people identify as tops and bottoms? Like

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@melturwrld I hope we never see their faces if she has any

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honey when i’m above the trees… I see this for what it is

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this sends me every time I see it like who comes up with this

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@mirrorballboobs 4k likes but calling taylor hot in the vigilante shit dance is wrongly sexualizing her

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so in light of the takedown and explanatory instagram post do we think she 1) knew what she was doing or 2) read two lines of an article and shared immediately without reading anything else (classic modern internet move)

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chely’s wife y’all!!!!

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I’ve known dorothea was gay for a long time. idk how I missed that it was endorsed gay 😭 taylor didn’t even try saying she was singing from a man’s perspective or anything. just a song about an old flame talking to dorothea. a friend of dorothea. a — okay

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so much gaylor discourse betrays lack of understanding of queerness. Even when you deliberately avoid shipping, people say gaylorism is /still/ about “who Taylor dates,” exposing the tamped down belief that queerness is exclusively sexual/relational

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i’m too small for gaylor awards… i’m in the shadows

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taylor swift when you ask her to write an album without mentioning closets, writing from the male perspective, or implying she’s singing about a queer person:

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🚨AGE CHECK🚨 Were you present for the founding of SuperWhoLock? Does the term “MOGAI” sound familiar to you? Before you do identity discourse, ask yourself: am I creating a deja vu nightmare for those older than me?

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@noitsjusttaylor my prediction is that if taylor is gay and came out, hetlors and gaylors would still exist. the hetlors would celebrate how they “waited for taylor to be ready” and continue to criticize gaylors while lifting their years of theories and work wholesale for their own discussions

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Always hard to talk on the internet about things you’re glad celebrities do while critiquing that they should be doing more, and being “too soft for it” isn’t really an excuse for people with billion dollar shields. Would have loved a louder pro-trans statement in the eras era

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helplessly gay hex guys i’m telling you. one straight woman helplessly cursed to queercode everything no matter how hard she tries

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love the idea of taylor not knowing that clara bow’s grandma’s last name was gaylor and then being like “jesus fucking christ”

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@mirrorballboobs ladies, is saying someone is lesbian when they identify as lesbian on live tv actually invasive speculation?

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taylor is that one straight friend whose whole friend group is queer and everyone’s just sitting there waiting to find out whether they really have a token straight friend or if she just hasn’t figured it out yet

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@gylrswft has your neighbors stolen your dog recently? seems suspicious…

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@mirrorballboobs every day there’s new gaylor lore I didn’t know about before

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And like, when it’s like “me-e-e,” it’s like dancers, cats, straight pride, people in country western boots, I start riding a heterocorn, like, just… everything that makes me

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so how is everyone painting their nails now that we have 11 albums… are we doing 1 toe and the rest blank or

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@le58ian The way every sentence is her restating she’s queer 😭

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no hate to my teen oomfs but it really helps lower the anger level when you remember that a lot of the people with insane takes on your tl are actually just 14

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Do I have any oomfs in the straight community? Looking to learn and listen about this marginalized identity 🖤🤍

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on this app nothing you say can be unserious. say you like blueberries in cereal and you’ve got 30 people in the comments going “yesss, it’s morally wrong and unethical not to have blueberries in cereal” and 100 in the qrt’s going “block me now if you support fruitism like this”

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In case you’re wondering, this is what the general thinks flagging is. 😭

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GUYS WTF SHE

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it’s always the gaylor dni in bio ppl who go interacting with gaylors like… ?

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so you’re saying that gaylors are including and friendly…

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💌: “twitter/ig/tiktok swifties are NOT as including and friendly and “like a family” as they all pretend to be lmfao it’s impossible to make friends that aren’t g*ylors or just super weird. everyone is so cliquey and if you weren’t on stan twitter in 2012 good luck”

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@realonx1 @obradeartee he will wear hoop earrings when he has time

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summary of the current discourse:

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@cowboylikecc I wish her healing because the pain of losing someone (esp a child) is incredibly strong but making that experience your identity for 13 years and counting is not a healthy way to find joy in the life you have left to live

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than just quietly featuring a trans man as a lover in Lavender Haze (a very missable detail for all those not already engaged and entrenched in their views on trans people)

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@parislors secrets too? jesus

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