Wrestling scholarship recipient. Freelance writer. Lover of history, sad songs, and 2000s youth group culture. Why not be utterly changed into fire? She/her.
Anniversary tours aren’t going anywhere soon. As we gather to hear our old favorites in full, it feels necessary to recognize the growth that artists and fans have undergone in the intervening decades.
@lindsayfickas
reflects on the cultural phenomenon.
Today, my family ordered cocktails, and when I ordered a coffee, my sister sarcastically said, “oh what, are you sober? Has it been one day or two?”
I replied with, “actually it’s been since the middle of July.”
And it was a very satisfying reaction honestly.
One thing I didn’t tell my family (that I regularly see and drink with) was that I am sober because I think it’ll be really funny to one day just be like, oh, yeah, I haven’t had alcohol since July
I had the realization this weekend that I could probably crochet a stuffed toasted ravioli, and I did nothing else until I had finished.
It’s not much, but it’s honest work.
Hey friends. I’m okay but a little shaken up. This morning, my car started spinning in circles before coming to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road. When I got out to see what happened, I found this.
Once, I ordered a macchiato at a coffee shop and the barista condescendingly said, “you won’t like it. It’s not super sweet like it is at Starbucks.”
And you know what? I didn’t like it. But I still ordered it every time I visited that coffee shop until it shut down.
What's the pettiest thing you have ever done? I'll start.
Friend of a friend would bring a specific snack to every event/gathering/whatever. She would make a MASSIVE deal about how this was her SIGNATURE recipe & she would NEVER share it, regardless of whether anyone asked. 1/
In case you ever wanted to feel better about your housekeeping skills: my son just walked in and asked why I was making it smell like his birthday party. All I had done was mopped. Also, his birthday is in July.
Once a guy came to our door with an educational book-selling MLM. He tried to get my husband by asking “do you even know why a flamingo is pink?” And I guess the guy hadn’t anticipated running into a man raised on zoboomafoo because he walked away defeated.
Both 30 Rock and The Muppets were shows about a neurotic showrunner trying to put on a live performance while failing to keep up with an overly confident blonde and a flighty stand-up comic
I was about to tweet, “I need a mocktail that’s just an excuse to squeeze, like, ten lemons over some sugar” and now I’m realizing how much better of a relationship I might have had with alcohol if I just embraced lemonade.
My son snuck his chrome book into his room. We have all the parent controls on so we could see what he was doing.
He worked on writing the historical fiction novel he wants to finish this summer.
I’m just like, yeah, you broke rules, but I respect it.
For the second time this week, i have brought up Mitt Romney’s “binder full of women” and for the second time this week, no one knew what I was talking about
The Cut is a psyop that was created so that whenever society feels extremely divided, we will receive a perfectly timed personal essay from someone so terrible, we will drop all our quarrels and come together for the purpose of cyberbullying them into oblivion.
Also let it be known that (unsurprisingly) I’m from a very wry, sarcastic family where we rib each other a lot. I’m not at all bothered by the comments and I promise you don’t have to be either
In 2024, we should leave behind the dead-eyed, barefoot tradwives in favor of the bright-eyed Italian women who probably have strong feelings about your cousin’s new boyfriend
When my son was a toddler, I arranged a park date with a mom. We were sitting in the grass talking when her daughter grabbed a bee and was stung. The mom called her MD husband while panicking, and I tried to comfort them both. Meanwhile, my son ate all the girl’s snacks.
Someone on the St. Louis subreddit just pointed out that the nonsense Carol House ads that have spent months on I-64 now look like a joke about JD Vance
One thing I didn’t tell my family (that I regularly see and drink with) was that I am sober because I think it’ll be really funny to one day just be like, oh, yeah, I haven’t had alcohol since July
My three-year-old just went into his room for bed with something under his shirt. He happily told me it was his “t-Rex baby.”
Actually, it was a hunk of parmesan he wanted to gnaw on in bed.
Oh thank god someone finally had that talk with her. As women, we’re never told how fertility works, how aging affects egg production, or that we’re nearly of no use to society.
Cinnamon roll wife is not realistic without vast amounts of wealth. Everything from the manicure that lasts through hand-kneading dough to the childcare that is undoubtedly the reason she can slowly do this uninterrupted is not attainable to the average stay-at-home mom
Okay, so two things: I lived in a small town, and this was the nearest coffee source. And they had great food.
Also, I’m fine with baristas clarifying the difference! Just don’t lead with “you won’t like it.”
Being judged by baristas is actually my number one fear
I read a story about Jimmy Eat World writing “the middle” for a high school girl after she sent them a letter talking about getting rejected from the alt kids at her school, and it made me more emotional than necessary tbh
People are like, “kids these days are so weak, we have to cancel school just because the weather is cold.” My brother in Christ, you voted for politicians who cut funding for things like buses, and it’s a liability to have half the kids walk to school in 6 degree weather
We actually have to stop giving this post attention because my husband informed me it was Kratts Creatures, and he’s offended I got these two shows confused
Okay, just so we’re clear:
human trafficking ≠ not funny
Getting arrested because you were trying to pick an internet fight with a teenager = very funny
As long as I write, I’ll never be able to pen an opening line as effective as, “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
I can’t believe my parents could have raised me in a Christian denomination that let me bring my pets to church so a priest could bless them but instead chose the one that gave me trauma
Set aside the fact women make up over half of history majors. Era-accurate costuming, royal studies, biographical deep dives, feminist studies, and even some true crime are all topics women adore, but because it’s not Dan Carlin or WWII battle strategies, it doesn’t count
Want to know why people are so upset about that stupid Matthew West video?
I grew up in that culture. Let me tell you about all the shame I still carry.
Let me tell you about every time I’ve second guessed what I put on to go to the grocery store.
Facebook is where the hot girls from your old high school sell their MLMs.
Instagram is for people who found out how to become hot after the age of 19.
And Twitter is for the people who have been told they have great personalities.
What was the strangest thing your church opposed? My youth pastor told us the children’s movie Happy Feet was sinful because it encouraged you to be yourself.
I was a kid who grew up with the DC Talk Voice of the Martyrs books and the See You at the Flag events. I was always told I would be persecuted for my faith.
It’s shitty when you realize the leaders telling you this were the ones with the pitchforks the whole time.
A cool thing about having kids is that you now constantly have rocks in your house. What’s that on your nightstand? A rock. What’s in the couch cushion? A rock. What’s that in the bathroom sink? You’ll never guess.
Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.
The house near me that proudly displayed a “Trump 2020: F**k your feelings” sign last year has a huge cross made up of Christmas lights this season, and the absolute disconnect is unbelievable.
Look, I love Bluey as much as the next mom, but judging someone’s parenting against Bandit and Chili Heeler is…weird. They’re cartoon dogs.
My personal metric is the Home Alone parents, and comparatively speaking, I’m thriving.
Every kid who grew up deep in evangelicalism had this soul-killing moment where they realized a life full of holiness meant a life full of subpar art, and I think that’s why we can’t enjoy pop culture in a chill way.
My oldest child—a kid who devours complicated chapter books and can tell you every greek god—just got hurt because he tried to ride a bike while wearing roller blades.
I just think it’s cool people can be so complex
Hi! I’m a guy who married his girlfriend when I was 18 because our youth pastor caught us making out at a lock-in. Here’s my advice for how singles should find a partner.
“Does your husband know you dress like that” is such a funny question because most of the husbands I know who are not controlling creeps positively love it when their wife dresses hot.
Growing up in purity culture is fun because I’m like, entering my slut era!! and it’s just me not wearing a cami under a kinda sorta barely see-through t-shirt.
I have well over a decade trying to find the perfect pancake recipe only to discover the $3.50 box of Krusteaz is way better than any from-scratch options
After spending decades within Christianity, I am far more wary of people who have never critically analyzed their faith than those who have deconstructed it.
Kit is following Samantha around the house saying, “wow, that must have cost a fortune!” Her purse keeps meowing, and everyone is afraid to know why. She brought baked beans and is drinking Kirkland vodka, yelling, “it’s the same as Grey Goose!”
I personally believe modesty is of utmost importance within church. That’s why my congregation uses a bouncer in the parking lot to turn away people in luxury cars
Felicity makes everyone listen to the NPR reading of the Declaration of Independence. She has shown everyone a picture of her horse at least once and pulls out a ukulele to sing the national anthem. She made a spiked punch but is the only one brave enough to drink it.
Josefina is the cool girl at the poolside. She looks incredible but keeps to herself. You find out from a friend of a friend she just went for her second PhD. She’s drinking La Croix and trying with all her might to ignore Felicity.
My 9yo told me a week ago he was getting a new classmate named “Sandiego” (like the city). I go, “Santiago?” He goes, “no, Sandiego.”
Today, he goes, “hey, mom, remember that new classmate? His name is actually ‘Sebastian.’”
Molly brought a book. She turns every conversation into foreign policy and keeps complaining about Felicity’s country music playlist. Her drink of choice is an ale from a local brewery, and she only brought enough for herself.
Addy is very much NOT feeling the holiday. She came solely because Samantha begged her. She stopped at the store before this and got a pink birthday cookie cake. She’s drinking vodka spritzers and also trying to avoid Felicity who is two seconds away from being problematic.
Kirsten brought a mediocre homemade potato salad and is wearing a dress she won’t hesitate to tell you she made herself. She’s being weirdly pro-Biden, and Molly later tells you it’s because she only recently stopped voting conservative. She is White Claw wasted.
As a Christian, becoming outwardly affirming to LGBTQIA+ people can be scary and isolating, but there are people hungry to go to war against that community, and our silence is increasingly not an option.
People need to know you can live very comfortably on a 100k salary in the Midwest! All it takes is losing all your personal and professional contacts, accepting subpar schools, potentially having your marriage invalidated, and potentially having your personhood denied.
Someday, I want to write an essay about the way Hillsong perfectly weaponized musical builds and how it’s still messing with the way I both listen to music and approach worship.
There’s a woman on my NextDoor telling people about how she calls in expired license plates, and I’m just begging more people to, like, learn how to knit or something.
The whole “do we really want unvetted refugees” argument blows me away.
This is the same network that argues for unvetted gun ownership, unvetted “health advice,” and unvetted politicians.
You’re not worried about safety. You’re worried about people who don’t look like you.
Samantha is hosting and wearing clothing sent by influencing sponsors. She’s made five Tiktoks so far. Her boyfriend, Weston, is trying to figure out the grill while she makes finger foods. She is constantly sipping wine despite there not being a bottle in sight.
Hi! I have a master’s degree in American history with a specific focus on the suffrage movement, and I spent time in fundamental Christian spaces.
What they’ve been saying about men being the voice of the family is so old, suffragists literally campaigned against this idea.
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