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@lfcmike__

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What an underdog story. Just how have you done that 👍
@RealTalkMCFC
Real Talk Manchester City
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Manchester City went from a defense consisting of Sagna - Demichelis - Mangala - Clichy in 2015 to Stones - Dias - Gvardiol - Aké in 2023 😮‍💨 Tears in my eyes 🥹
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Looks absolutely fucking disgusted to be back 😂
@LFCTransferRoom
LFC Transfer Room
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🎥 | Alisson back in training!🤩🔴
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Fella was playing for Stuttgart at 30. No one had heard of him. Klopp brings him in and coaches him into a monster within 6 months. Sums up Klopp’s legacy at Liverpool
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Liverpool FC
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What a player.
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Jordan Henderson has just lifted the European Cup and there’s nothing anyone can do about it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Your manager is currently considering whether he should reintegrate a rapist into his squad but ooooh Klopp said a swear word
@TenHagEra
Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan)
1 year
God forbid the media reaction if Manchester United manager, Erik Ten Hag, did something like this.
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We’re so back
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7 months
Hello @premierleague your app is broken. Arsenal are back in 3rd apparently but they won the league yesterday?
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2 years
Mad when teams play Liverpool. They’re so up for it. Crowd up for it. When these play City they’ll roll over and let them tickle their bellies
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3 years
Origi is the most random footballer I’ve ever seen. Disappears for months then comes on and delivers iconic moments. Crazy. We won’t see him till March now when he comes on against Norwich or someone and scores an overhead kick with his cock.
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Nemanja Vidic on the floor
@AnfieldLeak
Anfield Leak
4 years
What’s the first thing you think of when you see this kit? 😘
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Greater Manchester’s Chris Kavanagh looking at the same thing and coming to totally different conclusions 3 days apart. Interesting
@AnfieldSector
Anfield Sector
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Morgan Gibbs-White on instagram, go on son.
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4 months
Finally they’ve got someone who can give us some insight into Ferguson’s methods
@WayneRooney
Wayne Rooney
4 months
I’m excited to announce that I will be joining my good mate @GNev2 and the team at @WeAreTheOverlap to appear on the channel across some of their brilliant shows on YouTube and the podcast. I can’t wait to get started - head over and subscribe now! 🙌🏼
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Manchester United are a huge football club with huge levels of legitimate revenue which they built over many years and can spend as they like. Manchester City are a tiny football club who fraudulently inflate revenue and launder their owner’s oil money. Hope this helps 👍
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foland (fan)
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to win 13 Premier League titles. interesting.
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Definitely strained a calf muscle carrying that flag
@SMXLFC
BEN
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Naby representing Guinea at the opening ceremony of the olympics 🇬🇳❤️
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Joe Gomez:
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@premierleague
Premier League
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Jarell Quansah becomes the 24th @LFC player to score their first Premier League goal under Jurgen Klopp 🔴
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Trent Alexander Arnold is a world class footballer. What he can do with the ball from right back is obscene. He can control the game from there. He is a generational talent. He’s kept out of this England team because Kyle Walker can run fast
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THEY CHANGED THEIR KIT TO YELLOW FOR GOOD LUCK AND THEN LOST THEIR THIRD FA CUP FINAL ON THREE YEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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We’re back on the correct account
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
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Firmino 🕺 #UCLfinal
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3 years
Liverpool have blagged a top 4 spot because their goalkeeper scored a 95th minute header and both Manchester clubs have lost European finals. A miserable season has ended spectacularly
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3 months to recover from this then I’m off to give Arne Slot my life
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4 years
I have to say, Klopp staying chilled while Lampard thoroughly embarrasses himself, along with Trent twatting the ball into the top corner 30 seconds later, is one of my highlights of the season.
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“Come to bed love…” “I can’t, I have to annotate this image of Liverpool’s academy players with the year they were signed and where they were signed from. I can’t let them get away with this.”
@_The72
The72 - We Love the #EFL
6 months
‘Homegrown’
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5 years
Man City have just won back to back titles with 198 points. They’ve just recorded 14 straight wins to lock in this title. Everyone is still talking about Liverpool. We are the biggest club in this country.
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10 months
Faked all these injuries for a point in the middle of November. Shameless bald man 😭
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| Ederson, Nathan Ake, Sergio Gomez, Rodri and Erling Haaland were all back in training for Manchester City after they all had injury problems during the international break.
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@AVFCOfficial
Aston Villa
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Manchester awaits.
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Luiz Diaz. This performance will not be forgotten hermano
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“Jayden Danns was not born at ‘la AXA’. He was born in Liverpool Women’s Hospital. He didn’t step foot inside a Liverpool training ground till he was 8. Hardly a kid was he? Don’t believe the propaganda being forced on us.”
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You can spot the World Cup winner in that team a million miles away. If Liverpool win this title Alexis Mac Allister will be at the heart of it. World class
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I’m 26 years old and I’ve seen Liverpool reach 5 European Cup finals. Thank Christ my dad wasn’t a blue. Blessed. Forza LIVERPOOL!
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Your club captain begged to be substituted at Anfield because he was getting spanked. Unreal
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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Introducing our new club captain: @B_Fernandes8 💪©️ #MUFC
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6 years
They come to Anfield and play well, we’re fucking shite and a fella who’s not kicked a ball all season with pot noodles on his head comes on and nods it in after their goalie does his best Reina 2006 impression HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IN THE 95TH MINUTE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Hilarious how Guardiola’s response to having to play a 12:30 ko after an international break for once (Liverpool’s 14th time) is to simply pull all of his players off international duty entirely. Does that club ever do anything in good faith?
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2 years
FA Cup final today and it’s not even our biggest cup final of the month. Long live Jurgen Norbert Klopp, and forza LIVERPOOL!
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Europa League account will stop tweeting about us
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I couldn’t believe he took Elliot off when he did instead of moving him central because he was starting to look really dangerous and Ididn’t agree with the subs. But that’s why Jurgen Klopp earns £6 million a year to manage Liverpool and I talk shite on this app
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In 2018 Liverpool lost a European Cup final and at 6 in the morning the next day Jurgen Klopp sung about how he was going to go to Madrid to take the European Cup back and the next year he actually did it I’m still shaking at the poetry
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Liverpool are hiring a bald Dutch manager
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What the fuck have they got to smile about
@LFC
Liverpool FC
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Trent and Robbo 🫶
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My brother in Christ if you think Alexis Mac Allister has flopped at Liverpool I would question what sport you think you’re watching
@wealth_united_
Wealth
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£220 Million flops no one talks about
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Just over a year ago. Don’t recall anyone slating City as bad champions then
@OptaJoe
OptaJoe
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22 - Liverpool will end today 22 points clear of second-placed Manchester City in the Premier League table; this is the biggest lead any league-leader has ever had at the end of a day in English top-flight history. Gap.
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Europa League have started posting us
@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
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🔴 Happy birthday, Jordan Henderson 🥳 #HBD || #UEL
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If you go abroad to Europe to watch Liverpool play in a European Cup semi final, you a fucking privileged. I’d give my left bollock for that opportunity. Minority or not if you go abroad and behave like a pissed England fan you do not represent this fan base. Embarrassing
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You go down to ten men and then bring on Darwin Nunez.
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
11 months
How do you possibly walk away from St. James Park with 3 points when it’s like this? Genuinely frightening.
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This shot here is pure Barclays. It’s got everything. Multiple layers of players with the airplane arms. Multiple players full on sprinting into the corner. Darwin Nunez sprinting the wrong way. Beautiful
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We’ve finished 3rd 😂😂😂😂😂 we’ve been playing with our 6th and 7th choice centre halves all season. Jurgen Klopp is the best manager in the world. No one else does that
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Grown men are crying on the internet because Liverpool players are taking photos with the trophies they’ve won over the last 12 months hahahahahahaha I love this game
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Bet it is. Leave us alone
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🗣️ Vinicius Jr: “Best away stadium to play in UCL? I have to say against Liverpool.”
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We score one, Liverpool need FIVE
@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
5 years
🤣 Best caption wins ⬇
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Genuinely thought he was announcing a new contract. Then I thought it was a joke, then I realised it was serious. I went through 3 stages of grief in 30 seconds
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My Amazon prime is so far behind Divock Origi has just finished Spurs off in Madrid
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@LFC
Liverpool FC
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Next up, we head to the capital ⏩ #FULLIV @UPS | #ad
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Fucking hell. A celebration you stole off a Polish team? Is that it?
@MCFC__DK
DK ♠️
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Liverpool will never get close to experiencing something like this 🤩
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Kyle Walker responsible for both of Spain’s goals. I love this game
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“Champions Liverpool”
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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BREAKING: Champions Liverpool will kick off the 2020/21 Premier League season against newly-promoted Leeds, live on Sky Sports.
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UK is the 5th richest country in the world and we are relying on members of the public producing PPE out of scrap material and premier league footballers to fund the NHS. Tories have been in power for 10 years and they’re now at 55% in the polls. Turkeys voting for Christmas.
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This is a penalty but Doku studding Mac Allister in the chest is not. Ok
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Me at 3:30
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My fellow Saudis. Yeah, course. I can announce I have authorised the signing of Jordan Henderson from Liverpool in a deal worth £573 million. Paid in one instalment. Immediately.
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 Jordan Henderson leaning towards accepting life-changing Al Ettifaq offer. 33yo set to decide imminently. Would quadruple Liverpool wages. Gerrard driving pursuit. If Henderson approves, clubs will immediately hold talks on deal @TheAthleticFC #LFC #SPL
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Baldy is so scared of Klopp he had half his squad abandon their countries to prepare a league game in the middle of November. 😭
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| Ederson, Nathan Ake, Sergio Gomez, Rodri and Erling Haaland were all back in training for Manchester City after they all had injury problems during the international break.
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November ‘19 Liverpool fans: wow, an 8 point lead after 12 games is great. Long way to go though. Let’s see what happens Literally everyone else: the title is done. May ‘20 *Liverpool finish 2nd on 876 points* Literally everyone else: yOu thOUght yOuD woN iT iN novEmBEr!
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Which player do u think got booked
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Trent’s put on some predators and fully replaced Gerrard within 2 games tears in my eyes
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Cristiano Ronaldo left Manchester United 10 years ago and yous still act like he’s just nipped the Asda for some milk
@LiamPaulCanning
Liam Canning
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How are Liverpool fans still bitter with Sergio Ramos over a final that happened in May? Get over it. My word.
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So you mean to tell me Jürgen Klopp has just turned up for a football game he didn’t want to win, in a competition he has no real desire to win, fielded a team barely old enough to drink, and has beaten Everton comfortably when it was their last chance of a trophy this season?
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I am so fed up of Brighton coming to Anfield and playing like 2009 Barcelona. They’ll go to Brentford midweek and get beat 3-1
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A hate watch for the ages. Arteta bottled it and no back to back European Cups for City.
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Any chance of an interview lads. Or a fucking picture of him
@LFC
Liverpool FC
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Arne Slot today officially begins his role as our new head coach 🙌🔴
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We are watching the greatest Liverpool team of our generation. Enjoy this
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Witnessed Joe Gomez’s performance on Tuesday in the flesh and immediately went home. Can’t blame him
@PSV
PSV
2 years
Cody Gakpo, #ForeverEindhovenaar ♥️
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Everton were awarded a penalty at Anfield last season when Dominic Calvert Lewin kicked Alexander-Arnold in the back of the head while he was sat on the floor
@thisisanfield
This Is Anfield
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Frank Lampard in his press conference: "It was a penalty. If that was Mo Salah at the other end, he gets a penalty. You don't get them here. That's the reality of football sometimes."
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Every time I see this photo it causes me so much pain. Title boxed on 77 points 💀 Klopp will probably get 1 title from 3 90+ point seasons
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SATURDAY NIGHT AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVEEEEEEEEEEE DIVOCK ORIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Ouch
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
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"You can't give me two tries." #OneOfOurOwn
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Tweeting this when your club just finished 8th is astounding
@UTDTrey
Trey
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The most obvious 7th place finish I’ve ever seen in my life
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@LFC
Liverpool FC
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We travel to take on West Ham United this Saturday ⚪🟢 @UPS | #ad
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12 FIRST TEAM PLAYERS MISSING. HALF AN ACADEMY TEAM ON THE PITCH. AGAINST A £1 BILLION POUND TEAM. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA JURGEN DONT LEAVE
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Hello Pep, how many teams are sandwiched between Liverpool and Manchester City?
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Atletico had 28% of the ball that night. He dominated absolutely nothing and no one 🥴
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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The night Thomas Partey 𝙙𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 Anfield 👊 A special player. A marquee signing. #NoThomasNoPartey
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A goal line clearance away from an invincible centurion premier league and champions league double. I will never get over it
@MCFC_Saul
Saul
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Liverpool were this close from winning the title by being Invincibles and Centurions at the same time, but here I am seeing Arsenal fans talk about pain with potentially 89 points😭 You don’t know what real pain is mate
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8 more games of this? Old Trafford again next? Hahahahaha. Medicate me
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He only has to make that clearance because he twats the ball at his own fucking goalkeeper about 3 seconds earlier But that’s nothing to do with me 🤷‍♂️
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Well said, mate. I’ve always admired and respected Man United and do hope you bounce back as quickly as possible. Hopefully, in your next league game. I believe it is on Wednesday you play. Good luck to you, against whoever you’re playing. I’m not quite sure who you’re playing.
@D_DeGea
David de Gea
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We know that we have to improve but words mean little: we have to give everything for this club. Thank you for your unconditional support
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In all my years watching footie I have never seen a referee stop a game and tell a player to go down so he can call the physio on. That ball was live Gakpo should have just put it in
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When you’re on course for a quadruple and your fans either sit in silence or sing about Liverpool
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We’ve probably had to pay this fee because Mourinho has inflated the market by spending £90m on a dabbing Youssouf Mulumbu and £90m on a Yakubu tribute act
@stuffIfc
lfcstuff
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José Mourinho on the Van Dijk deal: "If I was one of you, I would ask him [Klopp] about his comments one year ago." #lfc [ @sistoney67 ]
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Hello everyone this is a reminder that Raheem Sterling physically assaulted Joe Gomez on Monday and blamed Liverpool fans for it because we booed him. Enjoy your afternoon
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On Saturday Bobby Firmino will leave Liverpool absolutely adored with loads of medals around his neck. Philippe Coutinho will be on the bench for Aston Villa
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JOTA WAS BOOKED FOR THIS. YOU’RE PROVING OUR POINT YOU FUCKING PANCAKE
@MaddersTHFC
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😅😅😅😅
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COVID-19 forced him to miss out on one? 😂
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@WelBeast
WelBeast
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While in La Liga, Pep Guardiola failed to win the title only once. During his time in Germany, he won the Bundesliga consistently until he departed. In the Premier League, he has won five out of the last six titles, with COVID-19 causing him to miss out on one. Throughout this
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I watch this every day
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Mistakes happen mate. They’re doing their best
@TheSpursWatch
The Spurs Watch
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We didn’t get a foul for this…
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“All comps” - Liverpool don’t play Baghdad United at 5pm on Thursday nights
@UTDTrey
Trey
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U24 front 3 having more goals than a CL and PL winning front 3 at their prime isn't talked about enough.
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Liverpool won the European Cup in 2005 while also finishing below Everton. He’s bang on 😂
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
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🗣️ Jamie Carragher: "The team that wins the Champions League is not necessarily the best team in Europe."
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Alonso Mascherano double pivot 08/09
@addictionlipa
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no words, just dua lipa & margot robbie
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Fucking hell. The bitterness from Ferdinand and that fat twat in the middle is obscene. They’re absolutely fuming
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Van Dijk on that 2v1 was some of the best defending I’ve ever seen in my life. Absolutely incredible footballer
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As the game finished there you could see that Gvardiol walking off the city bench. Coat and bib still on. £80m defender not even needed off the bench. Klopp has 11 first team players missing, playing kids and battling to find an 11 to field most games, and he’s top of the league.
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If Gravenberch drops a stinker on Saturday in the 6 please don’t take it out on him. It’s really not his fault he has to adapt to deal with this absolute lunacy.
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
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(🟢) NEW: In Liverpool’s view, it was Zubimendi or no one. They do not believe there are available alternatives. [ @_pauljoyce ] 😮‍💨
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“Forza Liverpool” from an Italian
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