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I bought the Times yesterday in paper form because my parents are visiting; was quite an auspicious day to do this as it turns out I have one of the pre-suppression copies. A moment - a very peculiar moment - in media history.
Hello from the departure area of Singapore airport, with a few thoughts on why anyone talking about ‘Singapore on Thames’ doesn’t know what they’re talking about…
Just a reminder of what Johnson said in the House of Commons on 8 December 2021 after the Stratton video appeared. I can’t see how it’s possible to conclude that this was other than deliberately misleading the House.
It’s clear that senior BBC management roles are now entirely political appointments. Labour should clear the lot out. We have a state broadcaster answerable to the government, responsive to bullying. It’s a great shame.
Hello from Poland 🇵🇱 where there’s supposedly a lorry driver shortage but life goes on, the corner shops are full of goods and there’s petrol readily available.
This always happens. The narrative of ‘Labour underperforms’ gets established on the basis of overnight results from a skewed selection of areas. Then the Friday counts contribute large numbers of Con seat losses but the narrative sticks anyway.
1. Yes, Singapore is a free-market open economy. But it has an extremely active state. There is little hesitation in managing people’s lives in considerable detail. People comply. British-style libertarians (ie entitled rich loudmouths) would hate it.
Interesting that Daniel Kawczynski hasn’t retracted or deleted his ridiculous and deplorable ‘Marshall Aid’ comments. Unless he does, it makes him a shameless liar rather than merely an idiot.
PS oh yes, masks. Everyone wears masks indoors (rule to be lifted soon exc on public transport) and quite a lot of people do outdoors as well (entirely voluntarily) because of a collectivist understanding of public health and because people trust the govt.
The one redeeming feature I thought Johnson had, his support for Ukraine, just casually abandoned. No matter how low the bar, Johnson will be a squalid disappointment. A worthless man.
It shouldn’t be left to Muslim Tory MPs like Sajid Javid and Nus Ghani to do the work of condemning Anderson. Where are all the others who could be standing with them in public?
NEW: Understand that Sajid Javid absolutely furious over Anderson remarks: anti-Muslim hate is just as unacceptable as anti-semitism.
No 10 under huge pressure to act. Am told he’s demanding either Anderson issue a sincere apology or have the whip removed. Watch this space
Until close of poll on Thursday: ‘vote is about bins not Boris, we’re Local Conservatives and don’t like what was going on at Number 10 any more than you do‘. After the votes counted: ‘endorsement for bullish Boris’…
Singapore is profoundly collectivist in attitude, and conformist - which is the architecture which makes its free market model work (rather as Scandinavian individualism coexists with social democracy). The British aren’t. It can’t work. Singapore on Thames is a foolish mirage.
2. Public investment is planned on a decades-long timetable. Governments persist with the plans and stuff tends to happen on time and on budget. The metro system is already huge and will be all-encompassing by 2040.
6. Singapore is incredibly environmentally-conscious. It has a carbon tax, it will be carbon-neutral by maybe 2030, cars are very expensive (and largely electric it seems). It has paper straws. Sorry, all you ‘contrarian’ right-libertarians in UK.
Johnson also spat in the face of everyone who supported the government’s COVID measures in the national interest. He’s easily the worst human being to have occupied the office of Prime Minister in two centuries.
Starmer has, for good or for ill, been at pains to prioritise unity against Russia. He’s declined to score easy points at PMQs & decided that now is not the time to press harder for Johnson’s resignation. In return, today Johnson claimed Labour would raise a white flag to Putin.
5. (ctd) … run this for London, and as a Londoner this is great. But the rest of England isn’t Singapore-on-Thames, it’s Johor but with rubbish weather and infrastructure that doesn’t work, waiting for the cross-border trickle-down.
The proportion of 🇸🇬 workers governed by sectoral minimum wages has grown rapidly lately. There’s also discussion that there’s too much rote learning in the education system and humanities and critical thinking should be valued higher.
April 2016. I think my slightly melted Easter egg in the shape of a frog had glimpsed the course of events over the next six years, and perhaps the whole Lovecraftian abyss of despair and horror lying beneath existence.
Jeremy Hunt on the ONS figures confirming a technical recession in the second half of last year:
"I don't think any of us were expecting the economy to actually grow last year."
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It gives me absolutely no pleasure to bash the BBC but I thought its Spanish election headlines and coverage was lamentable. Shoehorning the result into a 'rise of the far right' narrative, leading with that regardless, never mind an actual swing to the left.
Let’s check in on a few bricks in the ‘Red Wall’ shall we? Start at Wakefield because there’s a by-election pending. Last year percentage votes: Con 47 Lab 42. This year Con 34 Lab 51…
Very nice of Banks to provide ‘concrete’ proof that the libel caused damage to O’Brien’s reputation and therefore fully justifies court action and damages.
5. Singapore is a city of a bit short of 6m - about 3.5m citizens, 0.5m permanent residents, 1.5m ‘non-residents’ including migrant workers of all kinds. Labour shortages (semi or unskilled) can be met in the short term by temp passes for people from Malaysia or Indonesia…
Hmm. How about ‘former Prime Minister who had many faults but actually fired people for breaking the Ministerial Code applies consistent judgment to the Cummings case’? The literary allusion implies she’s being irrational and vengeful because she’s a woman.
Hell hath no fury like a Prime Minister scorned.
@theresa_may
gives her verdict on “Mr Cummings” - “I can well understand the anger of those who have been abiding by the spirit of the guidance given by the government”
In another (probably doomed) attempt to introduce actual statistics to a 'debate': Labour target seats are NOT, repeat NOT, strongly Leave. of the 50 seats where Labour came closest in 2017, the average Leave vote in 2016 was... 50.1 per cent. This makes them more Remain than avg
Thing about Braverman is that as well as being a nasty piece of work, and dishonest, she’s also useless. Her side-swipe about Northern Ireland marches is one of the most inept pieces of politics I’ve seen.
The UK economy seems to be now more fundamentally broken than it was in 1974, which was probably the worst economic legacy a government ever handed over to its successor…
I'm reminded of the joke about why KGB officers worked in teams of three. One could read, one could write and the other was there to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.
Russian FSB has fabricated a "plot" to kill Russian TV propagandist Solovyov. Allegedly by Ukrainian SBU and Nazis. One of the "evidences" is neonazi inscription on a book. Signed by "Signature unclear". Yes, FSB got an order to sign it with a "signature unclear" - and did so!
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak "doesn't think it's sustainable" to hold an election in November
No 10 Tory source: "He thinks it’s an ungovernable party and he might have to go in June or July, simply because it all collapses. They [allies] want the election in November"
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Rules of British politics - one side is entitled to take the absolute piss with impunity, the other risks destruction for the slightest step over the line however accidental.
It's Sunday, so the government trails some stupid gestural culture war rubbish with a random word cloud of right wing catchphrases. Pathetic way to behave for grown adults in public office.
I was bored and did a map of an imaginary Metro and tram system for my home town of Southampton (plus Portsmouth and other nearby places). How's your social distancing weekend going?
🔺 EXCLUSIVE: A Conservative MP has accused a party whip of telling her she was fired from her ministerial job because her Muslim faith was “making colleagues uncomfortable”
I’ve been reading the Liz Truss biography. The authors clearly set out to write a sympathetic account but the subject defeated them. Truss comes over as dogmatic and arrogant; instrumental and cruel even to her allies, without the talent to back it all up. Good riddance.
Interesting - first time I've had to search up and down the High Street to get a prescription filled. The pharmacist said there were supply problems for quite a few medicines at the moment and it would probably get worse. I'm not saying it's Brexit... but it's Brexit isn't it?
Worth remembering that the last handover of power from a majority at dissolution of Parliament for Party A to a majority in the GE for Party B was in 1970.
Zemmour was vastly the less popular far-right option… except in Paris. Really tempted to write an article about how all the Zemmour fans are out of touch metropolitan fascist elites who don’t get what moves the authentic people who don’t live in Paris-XVI or Neuilly.
As always, it’s the stuff that’s legal that is the real scandal. Peerages - seats in the legislature! - and subsidies flow in one direction, slavish propaganda and intimidation of opponents go in the other.
The news that Dacre is about to be put in the Lords does at least explain the absurd sycophancy of the paper in recent months - even by their standards.
Being admitted for an operation on the arteries around my brain. I’ll miss a few days of the election campaign. I do hope it’s not going to be a 28 Days Later scenario when I wake up and find everyone has suddenly decided to vote Tory for reasons I’ll never understand.
Hunt is coming across as someone who sees Brexit as all a bit difficult while Boris is getting the applause for refusing to contemplate defeat
#ITVDebate
Don’t usually comment on single polls but this one is a bit special. Con below 20 in a non-People Polling survey and a Con lead over Reform down to 4 is catastrophic.
Difference between Trump and Johnson is that while both are narcissists, Trump is far more sadistic and malignant. He’s an organised crime figure who slid into politics. Johnson’s an entitled chancer who fundamentally doesn’t believe other people exist in the same way he does…
What did David Cameron say in 2008/9 about going into coalition? Did any of our journalistic corps ask him? What were Theresa May’s thoughts in 2016-17 about a deal with the DUP? Has anyone asked Rishi Sunak about his intentions?
East Hertfordshire District Council is not supposed to be electorally interesting - it's usually a very safe Tory council. But not only has it gone NOC, but it hangs on one ward whether the largest single party will be the Tories or the Greens! ...
I enjoy the Khan/ Javid running joke (
@sajidjavid
sent a nice message to Khan after 2016 Mayoral election). It’s gentle and respectful, and it feels genuine, in a way few political exchanges are in Britain.
Always good to see the children of bus drivers do well! Congrats
@sajidjavid
on your appointment as Health Secretary.
Look forward to working together to protect our communites from this awful pandemic, get London vaccinated and continue opening up our city and country safely.
If Johnson took (another) leaf out of Caligula’s book and appointed a horse, it wouldn’t even make the top 10 of the most weird, inappropriate, daft and regrettable individuals in this ‘government’.
The Minister is Lord (Simon) Murray. He has a life seat in the legislature, gifted by Liz Truss following a single term on a borough council. He appears to be a nasty, pompous piece of work who backs Robert Jenrick’s cruelty to children.
Asked by
@AlfDubs
about disgraceful actions of
@ukhomeoffice
to remove cartoons from Kent reception as they are 'too welcoming for children', Minister says:
'It is the correct decision these facilities have the requisite decoration befitting their purpose'
📢Shameful cruelty
I've been doing some analysis of the London Mayor second preferences... the candidate whose supporters cast the most effective second preferences, i.e. 56 per cent counted in the second round, was...
@CountBinface
Someone (with a good relationship with the Telegraph... hmm...) is lining up the Private Office to take the fall. Probably a good idea, if you're one of those officials, to get in touch with
@PippaCrerar
or
@PaulBrandITV
asap.
Exclusive
Downing Street private office drunk booze and stayed late on the last Friday before Christmas 2020, when group socialising was barred.
Was on Dec 18 (same night as the infamous press party). Martin Reynolds attended. Three sources speak to Tel.
As a fat middle aged bloke who looks scruffy even in a good suit, and is a bit in awe of people with a sense of style, this is the first time I have felt represented by this UK government.
Dudley… I thought Lab’s task here was to avoid annihilation. But they actually broke even 12-12 on wards, with two net gains from the Tories since 2018. A bit of a contrast with last year’s 21-3 wipeout.
Political Stitch Up
Labour has decided to modernise the way Parliament works. They have decided that smaller parties like
@reformparty_uk
are not allowed to sit on the Select Committees and hold them to account.
I said this earlier 👇
I constantly worry whether I’m right, whether I’m clever enough, sharp enough to be worth listening to, to earn the right to a hearing. And then I see a genuine idiot like David Frost use up the oxygen of the public space and I just despair.
Interesting story from Australia. A PM who believed in his unique rapport with the voters, who dodged economic issues and stoked up culture wars, and had a Cabinet of duds… got trounced.
@caitlinmoran
Timpsons have always been good people - they help unemployed people with free dry cleaning for job interviews, and get ex-prisoners back to work. They are treating their staff with decency in this crisis.
My favourite postal voting fact is that Ken Livingstone beat Boris Johnson in on the day voting in the 2012 London mayoral election. Johnson’s margin was all in the postal vote.
This parliament is not and should not be ‘dead’. It has a more recent and stronger mandate from the electors than the referendum (18m votes in 2017) and represents the balance of opinion in a divided nation. Long may it like be while this appointed, mandate-free government fails.
The constitutional 'theory' behind this doesn't stack up. There's not enough time to vote and instal a new leader, and I'm not convinced that prorogation can be cancelled anyway. For those who care about proprieties, it would make a mockery of the King's position. So no.
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Wow! Extraordinary but true - some furious Conservative MPs are tonight working on a plot to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak as leader before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday.
One rebel Tory MP tells me he believes “several” more letters of no
I hold it against Mordaunt that she told a direct, cynical lie straight to camera and seemed to feel fine about it at the time. She’s still lying. Disqualifying - or it should be.
It was 'disingenuous' of David Cameron to claim the UK could have vetoed Turkey joining the EU, believes Tory leadership contender Penny Mordaunt.
@IainDale
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@PennyMordaunt
I think less of you if you use ‘north London’ as a slur. The one geographical insult it’s apparently permitted to use in British political discourse. It’s cheap and cliched and shabby.
If the sight of a middle aged politician with glazed eyes dancing badly in a rumpled suit distresses you, never - I mean NEVER - attend a party conference.
This thread is so revealing. The sheer exceptionalist special pleading and arrogance of Nick Timothy and Theresa May deserves every bit of the humiliation that is coming to them.
@NickJTimothy
I'm serious. Imagine Scotland had voted to leave the UK. Would a Westminster Conservative government be thinking, "shit, our settlement better work to Scotland's advantage"? Of course not. And if they were, voters would be appalled. These are the consequences Britain voted for.
A lot of Tory bleating about First Past the Post, public anger etc can be summarised as ‘they don’t like it up’em’. They’re perfectly content when these things work to the disadvantage of their opponents and now they experience the rough end they’re on a self-pity binge.
Shocking how prepared the Telegraph and Spectator are to just... lie. It’s impossible to have a healthy public sphere if this is how supposedly respectable actors behave.
If Keir Starmer said he was entirely confident, all of the media would condemn him for being arrogant and taking the electorate for granted. An example of everyday, often unconscious bias.
Wish we could just get the election out of the way. A year of this sort of dishonest smear and scare - which is all the Tories have left - is going to be unpleasant and tedious.
Bit of a litmus test for the right here - do they have more sympathy for this man, or for the thugs who were terrorising his neighbourhood? Several people who normally opine on character and discipline stand exposed as failures and hypocrites.
I’ve had a short nap - even psephologists need to sleep - and I wake to see some takes on the local elections that are so dense that light bends around them.
Idea for a novella: Harry Potter and the Algorithm of Injustice - in which the sorting hat is replaced by Gavin Williamson and Ofqual, and Harry is told he can’t possibly be a wizard as nobody from his school has ever done so before.
There's a lot going on in the Times story about Mark Menzies. One of the less eyecatching but more systemic issues is the existence of these locally-held slush funds, which seem to defeat the point of regulating political finance as well as being a standing temptation for misuse.
One of many astonishing things about the big vote last night - there were no abstentions or voluntary absences. None. 634 voted, 4 tellers, 4 Speaker and deputies, 7 Sinn Fein, 1 severely ill. A first in parliamentary history?
@HistParl
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Golf is a great way for the President to get away from the confines of the White House and the pressures of the office.
Keep playing Mr. President. ⛳️🏌️♂️
Never trust the guy who is apparently an amiable pillock and conceals his corruption behind the facade of being a blundering fool. A maxim for our times in politics as well as
#LineOfDuty
Please, kids, don’t work out an estimated national share from local elections and then feed it back into a dumb Uniform National Swing model based on the 2019 results.