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Hear what comfortable words our Savior Christ says to all who truly turn to him:

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@blephin_ Quora has a real name policy btw.

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@Pinko69420 The joke is violence against people that the author politically disagrees with. Laugh!

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@HidamariSneed "The shows target market is females 4-14 and males 16-35"

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@pablothinghouse I was about to comment "congratulations." Then I realized. lmao.

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@DieLorel31 @Elaberaharle @Italian347 "These people believed that putting plastic eggs on dead people would ward off evil spirits"

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@PamphletsY @Reeeee0758 AT&T has contributed more to technological development than every communist country combined.

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@AKeltoi GREEK Orthodox. GREEK.

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@RealOGAnonymous @hifi_v @ThePhoton_2023 @adezero @jimstewartson HE DID IT FOR FREE. FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS.

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@Key3Skeleton @buckcheetahh Burden of proof rests on you to prove that science says any of this.

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@CatholicXenu It's engagement bait.

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@liquidfujo @ashmatics Forgot to attach the gigachad.

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@BohmRespektor Whine whine whine get back to me when you write an operating system.

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@PamphletsY @Reeeee0758 I am not joking btw, basically everything was invented by AT&T.

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@CharlesTMoran @realDonaldTrump Not okay.

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@SoundProof1001 @uncomfybrain @ZELLKLUMPEN You believe that second and third trimester abortions should be legal for any (e.g. wrong star sign) or no reason so I don’t see how this is relevant.

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@SoundProof1001 @uncomfybrain @ZELLKLUMPEN LiveLeak cartel murders also always look gnarly. Your point?

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@Pixilpawz @Void_Kyoukai You guys only can take our epic edits and make un-epic ones.

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@SoundProof1001 @uncomfybrain @ZELLKLUMPEN But you support the procedure in the picture up until birth for any or no reason so you are being dishonest. This isn’t a question, I am making a statement on what you guys believe.

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@DieLorel31 @Elaberaharle @Italian347 Why would men need breast implants?

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@davepl1968 @Pirat_Nation Google owes me $300. Google’s not getting my money until they pay me the $300 they owe me.

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@PamphletsY @Reeeee0758

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@Phlegmbuoy We are going to do things to you that have never been done before

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@PamphletsY @Reeeee0758 >Well AT&T why did you develop the hearing aid? <Deaf people don't pay for telephone service.

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@AtheistTakes I was blocked for telling him that "Critical Thinking" is not an actual, teachable discipline like Mathematics or Language Arts are.

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@HidamariSneed ban battle shonen.

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@AsliSpaceShip @Key3Skeleton @buckcheetahh You will say that I learned a few words (whatever that means) but you will never say that I am wrong.

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@PamphletsY @Reeeee0758 Also, AT&T made better propaganda than the Soviets. So basically, the USSR lost to a vertically integrated telephone monopoly in every measurable way.

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@OldInternetFeel I MISS IT SO MUCH

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@Arktos_Hoplite Well, and Metokur but he is dying of turbocancer.

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@CatholicXenu

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@Pixilpawz @Void_Kyoukai Dilate? That's what you guys do.

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@anchover_ >goes on date >not ready for a relationship What? Is she just doing it to get free food or something?

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@LocalBateman Pretending that 2012-2021 aren't the same people.

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@trunarla syntax error on line 37: </ul> without matching <ul>.

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@ItsMrsRabbitToU It's a choice to have gay sex.

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@davepl1968 @bornbandito 1) If something is addictive and ubiquitous then everyone would be addicted 2) Not everyone is addicted to alcohol 3) Alcohol is either not addictive or ubiquitous 4) However, Alcohol is both addictive and ubiquitous. 5) Therefore, P1 is false.

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@AtheistTakes They will actually because the words are used differently and dictionaries exist.

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@HidamariSneed There aren’t any “nerds.” Nobody is being shoved into any “lockers.” And you aren’t a jock in a late 20th century movie written by a Jewish Californian.

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@SecularStudents I mean you can but it's going to be as arbitrary as a moral code that says we have to maximize GDP at all costs.

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@IEatSand221 @hayasaka_aryan You have no potential to be a woman. It's not in your state graph.

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@AtheistTakes @bradwlennon Insects have six legs in the way that humans have 4 legs.

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@blephin_ Or at least used to. But 2017 < 2021.

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@Spoiled3lf She is very clearly orange.

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@FreeNortherner They have to go back

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@USA_Polling So democrats are just lying then? At least the republicans are honest about how the party sucks and everyone knows it’s sucks.

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@__BFG10K__ @AtheistTakes You have sex with dead animals.

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@MahmutC63199111 @SteubenThursday No, bigotry has typically referred to religious bigotry for most of history.

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@TDisputations He would never run lol, he would fold if any hard question was asked.

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@BobFergusonAG Wow, thank you for convincing me to vote for Reichert even more Bob.

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@AsliSpaceShip @Key3Skeleton @buckcheetahh Prove I am wrong then.

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@LinaTheWeirdooo

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@FoxCoffee01 @Pinko69420 Systems don’t have blood, people have blood.

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@spectatorindex Camera manufacturer about to be filthy rich as well.

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@HidamariSneed Mr. Post, I think you may need a wife.

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@sex_pervert @manbiitesdog Snopes has rated this False.

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@N5u4k5a @AltHistCody Everything has an impact on others. It's called externalities. You can always find a way that something affects someone else.

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@ByzCat Grumpy millennial communist cannot defeat the cheerful gen-x priest. It’s like rock paper scissors.

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@BobFergusonAG @BarbraStreisand To be clear, Bob has received $56,000 from PACs, which is $50,000 more than his opponent.

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@lnvigorating @MrToothSweet @persutruth4life @BigMommaLurka @Curtis39873882 @emzorbit That's a really mean thing to say about Black women on welfare.

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@sentientist An AI model can be created with under 50 photos. Do not post your children online.

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@Arizona_LP @Saintsjohn I could get more votes than your party could.

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@RegressiveBard If only they quoted the “as bad as the sexual abuse was, the damage was far less than the damage incurred by her being brought up Catholic in the first place” line. Truly one of the Dawkins quotes of all time.

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@Partron_ if it's so great, get out of my state.

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@TheOmniLiberal

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@FoxCoffee01 @Pinko69420 Then why are all the corpos, journos, and NGOs in support of trans then? You guys will say that you are oppressed and have no support by the establishment but then proudly list hundreds of NGOs that side with your views? Who really are the ones controlling the system here? And

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@NINTEN71030700 @MoeTradCat Hatsune Miku’s name and likeness are intellectual property of Crypton Future Media, Inc. and registered with both the the Copyright and Patent office. Unless the original artist got direct explicit written permission from Crypton, he is in violation of the same laws that you are

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@AsagiKurosagi "Thermostat Failure" "Heater Failure" "Coolant Leak" "High Engine Temperature" "MAF Sensor Failure" "Cylinder 2 Misfire" Shut up shut up shut up shut up I DON'T CARE "CD Changer Error 3" I NEED THIS FIXED RIGHT NOW.

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@lucacadamo Hundreds of millions lost.

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@davepl1968 @Pirat_Nation I’m not joking, they stole $300 from my AdSense account when they terminated it and refuse to pay me out, despite the fact I had delivered the service. They have been sued over this in the past and have settled for millions. They know it’s tortious.

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@Arktos_Hoplite He has every disease known to man.

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@CCitrusLemon @c0m0r1 I put a password on my computer and then write the password on a sticky note attached to the monitor.

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@TDisputations >Judges

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@HidamariSneed Former President assassination attempt >I wonder what the Yuno Poster has to say about it Not disappointed

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@ErPacoenelPimpi @Susan16Park Women when you tell them not to murder their children:

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@AtheistTakes It also says "thou shalt not steal" but taxes still existed. It's almost like all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

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@khgdafhkkg No Pajeet has ever taken someone's girlfriend.

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@VoxArtificialis @AltHistCody Mine was a notorious liar and said that Adam was let back into the garden of Eden.

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@aifurryart @kenzietuff Child sex is bad actually hope this helps

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@realccarlson @tankappreciator Wikipedia is schizophrenic about copyright. They downscale screenshots of software to the absolute minimum because they claim they could get in trouble for screenshots

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@cb_doge I am pretty sure you just lied and made this quote up because I cannot find it anywhere else on the Internet apart from a post from 2023 by a random social media user. Tesla was founded 1 year before any involvement with Musk. Musk did not name the company.

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@memecrashes The joke is that piano players can’t increase volume mid note because of how pianos work.

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@BCascadian @AncapAir Klan is when you don't want infinity beaners without papers in your country.

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@RustyCleavage @PamphletsY @Reeeee0758 Thank you friend

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@FoxCoffee01 @Pinko69420 Ok then the the consensus of doctors and medical associations don’t support gender affirming surgery. Good to know! I’ll keep that in mind the next time a troon tries to say otherwise. Can’t have it both ways.

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@wr1st_sl1tter @cutnclap @bufffakecel @bunjorine @ojgorilla Children should not have sex lives actually and you are a good person if you want to ensure it stays that way.

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