Liz Lemler @lesterrbangs Twitter profile

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Liz Lemler

@lesterrbangs

3 months

am I stupid? does ‘15 minute city’ not just mean building things closer together? like this concept isn’t a walled compound or anything

Hamilton County LP

@HCLPO

3 months

When arguing with a 15 minute city advocate, ask them “What happens if I get the opportunity of a lifetime…my dream job, 30 minutes away by car?” The mental gymnastics that ensue demonstrate how you just can’t plan and control something as complex as human society.

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3 years

@KevinSGillespie @ASewcialist if you’re a bus driver you can smoke weed Friday night and test positive for the next month even if you’re stone cold sober for every shift. drug tests don’t reflect time of use and are therefore ✨useless✨

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2 years

good news everyone my 5 year old found a harmonica

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5 years

@mitchysuch minimum wage jobs ARE for teenagers, that’s why all fast food chains and retail stores are closed during school hours

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3 years

and that’s not saying don’t be sad about Betty white- but maybe y’all can understand that even at almost 100 years old it’s still emotional when people die and nobody is expendable

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4 months

I’m SORRY but DoorDash is a convenience app we’ve all abused to hell this isn’t a conversation about a disability aid program 🥴🥴

Emily Johnson (is on Mastadon and Bsky)

@emily_rj

4 months

ICYDK current DoorDash discourse was explicitly made to mock a disabled person severe histamine intolerance via MCAS (which 1 in 6 people had pre-Covid, so a common chronic illness) so they can’t eat leftovers, because other disabilities prevent them from cooking every day

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2 years

I just got kicked out of a mom group for saying my kid’s hygiene is a non negotiable priority for me, I am begging my fellow parents to bathe their children

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4 years

this is the food critic in ratatouille

Meg Walter

@MegMorleyWalter

4 years

I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN

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2 years

gotta ban abortions to make sure we replace all our kids getting shot at school

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6 years

@djmedici @steak_ham @ambientGillian because what we need are more dudes who are into comedy and jujitsu

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3 years

@JordanAttaway @ASewcialist @hopedeamor so what happens if you were sober during a workplace accident but fail a drug test for weed you smoked 2 weekends ago?

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4 years

@bethglastonbury @roobsleiser how depressed do you think people are going to be when their whole family is dead

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5 years

@keisha__miller no rude comments!! draxleigh has been crying blood from his eyes, should I take him in or should thieves oil directly on his eyeballs do the trick

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6 years

@yourgirlprovo I feel like if you’re gonna put Jesus in your engagement photos you’re gonna do it even years after your mission

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5 years

23andme? no thanks I already did my genealogy at CHURCH

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6 years

@oldlinds I could write a whole thesis on how jim halpert is the worst

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3 years

@scottew I grew up in a ‘not math people’ house and dreaded/failed every single math class all through grade school, now my adult job is literally 100% math. I so wish I’d gotten a note like this when I was a kid

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3 years

@ellle_em @queerbunny_ ‘I’m just like everyone else, my staff of 30 tells me all the time’

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5 years

@bustalimes @TheZombieTux @soybeanqueenn @magicianbelle and that’s only if you don’t have a heavy flow. with the copper IUD I’d go through one tampon every hour or so

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3 years

@44Dbacks @MichaelTanuvasa @mnmanofhour but he did all those bad things already sooo... only the good stuff takes time? it’s actually an extremely good thing to criticize our leaders and hold them accountable to do what we want them to do

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4 months

being casual about *cocaine* is literally one of the craziest most unrelatable experiences of my generation

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4 months

watching a grown adult regard coke like heroin or meth is so silly but i do sort of admire the strange, delusional little world some of you inhabit

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4 years

@allmyrage1 @thereaper0 @0ilvla @RudaKicia @Vegarch you’re still required to do those things if you own a house and live in it yourself, that doesn’t make it a job

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3 years

@xangolito @KevinSGillespie @ASewcialist if you are performing your job adequately during the hours you’re clocked in I don’t care if you’re doing heroin on your own time. if mitigating the damage often done by harder drugs is what you want to talk about, drug testing still isn’t the answer

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2 years

@SLCHunk @SpencerJCox in fact he *asked* for it

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2 years

uh yeah I can hold my own in complex conversation

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5 years

this is trump’s America

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2 years

40 year olds are really frothing at the mouth about how they’re the only generation who had nuclear war fears as kids as if I didn’t watch 9/11 happen on live tv and spend the rest of elementary school hearing about WMDs

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5 years

@artemisfolle I’ll take you a step further and tell you I always wanna know how someone died, which you for SURE can’t ask

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2 years

@IGoBySteve @TaylorWAnderson I liked the part where he said living in our biggest and most diverse city wouldn’t make him feel as connected to the heart of the state 🥴🥴

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2 years

who is the most annoying person on tiktok and why is it a tie between maia knight and pot roasts mom

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2 years

i was young, healthy, in a committed relationship and *safe* when I got pregnant. if ONE of those factors was different? Who knows what I would have needed to do. my kid was a fucking blessing and every kid on the planet deserves to feel the love that he has

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4 years

if you’re one of the shitty weirdos going to any bars in slc that opened today you can go fuck yourself

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2 years

@ellle_em when the crew shows up in matching outfits

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2 years

i love when people are like ‘well I just don’t like that some women use abortion as birth control’ like man that is some REAL expensive, invasive and inconvenient birth control so my guess is you’ve never actually heard of that happening

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4 months

do you mean the literal baseline necessity for human survival

Matt Regan

@MattRegan10

4 months

@wafoli I'm originally from Europe. I honestly can't remember the last time I drank a glass of water. Im fascinated by America's obsession with hydration.

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3 years

where were you when you learned banbury cross was run by conservative weenies ☹️☹️

farhad manjoo (former bluecheck)

@fmanjoo

3 years

Ugh, when you see these signs it means “we don’t pay enough for people to want to work here.”

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3 years

today is the day I accidentally got my 70 year old mother so stoned that she fell asleep and forgot to come over and my stepdad had to text me that she was fully on another planet

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Liz Lemler

@lesterrbangs

4 years

I wanna post things like ‘keep lurking bitch I’m thriving’ so people think I have tons of feuds going on

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4 years

so I bought a book and I’m pretty sure I have legit forgotten how to read

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2 years

@DavidHarrisIV @ryannlare if you can’t ‘feel the soul’ of our state in the area where 80% of the population lives- don’t be the governor

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3 years

I’m ‘Whole Foods used to be called wild oats’ years old

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3 years

I just canceled a trial subscription before my card got charged so uhh yeah I have my shit together

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4 years

glitter bombing the Colorado DA who fucked up elijah mcclains case ☺️☺️

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4 years

being on Twitter in real time for trump’s diagnosis was like Christmas morning in whoville when they all start singing

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2 years

just for the record it’s almost noon and my yard is FULL right now of birds getting worms, Mother Nature rejects your hustle culture bullshit

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2 years

hey new followers I hope you hate cops and love steely Dan

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4 years

what do you mean it’s not a word

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2 years

@DavidHarrisIV @ryannlare if he loves Fairview so much he should have stayed there and not run. he *asked* for the job of governor and there is a taxpayer funded home for the governor in SLC. he’s supposed responsible for and connected to the whole state, not one really specific area

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2 years

a guy I know said I looked hot on Instagram and I said thanks I know and he did NOT like that, men are such babies

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3 years

you could have been born at any time in history but you got to be here at the same time as David Attenborough

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2 years

raise your hand if you grew up poor and dressed like a loser and still never shot up an elementary school

Daily Mail Online

@MailOnline

2 years

Texas school shooter was bullied at school because of the clothes he wore and because his family was poor

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4 years

the Supreme Court made 2 decisions in a row that are like the bare minimum of human decency and everyone is so psyched lol

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5 years

love the first snow of the season that signifies a break in my regular depression and the beginning of my seasonal depression

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3 years

there’s a guy on tiktok who puts little cameras on his barn cat while she runs around the farm and when I tell you it has done more for my mental and overall health than any medication or therapy

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@lesterrbangs

4 years

@artemisfolle once I tweeted about needing bunion surgery and a guy replied asking to see them and his whole page was bunion fetish. your foot perv is out there don’t worry

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2 years

a few years ago I went from zero interest in the outdoors to really enjoying it & I TRULY do not understand why people give me shit about it. like it’s just teasing but why?? sorry I’ve made some positive shifts in my life leave me alonnnnne

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1 year

I’ll be honest i think the parents on bluey do too much

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4 years

I really based my whole career path on not wanting to take out my nose ring

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6 years

the BPD community: we’re working super hard to end stigma against this disorder and be taken seriously by society and mental health professionals pete Davidson: hold my seroquil

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3 years

there can’t be anything THAT wrong with 300 west that this construction is worth it

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5 years

just thinking about this mean girl at work and how when I told her I liked her glasses she took them off

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4 years

my most controversial opinion that should actually be very popular is that Chrissy teigen sucks

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3 years

the thing about PeRsOnaL FrEeDoM is that I, like most of people, am stupid and there are some things I should not be free to do

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5 years

for the record I tried going by lizzo in middle school and it didn’t stick

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4 years

mad at my bf so I ate a bunch of pickled veggies and crawled into bed without brushing my teeth

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2 years

my former mother in law gave me chocolates with someone else’s gift tag still on it and I just really appreciate the dedication of that whole family to prove how little I ever meant to them

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4 years

bf: I just want something in my life I can be proud of me: you have 2 kids

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2 years

are we just collectively agreeing to forget about the sea shanty phase of the last couple years

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5 years

sorry I’m late I put my jeans in the dryer and they didn’t fit over my ass

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5 years

me too bitch you ain’t special

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3 years

@softangelmilkk @theblackcowgurl @_benjvmins_ not all coping tools are healthy, that is a weird cover to hide behind

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4 years

at some point we’re gonna have to answer for what we’ve done to healthcare workers

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5 years

18 year old me: gets drunk, no hangover 28 year old me: doesn't get drunk, has a hangover

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5 years

in the near decade of being a legal drinker living in or around the salt lake area I had my first el chihuahua Death Star and let me tell you

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4 years

a girl unfollowed me on insta because she said I was ‘silent on BLM’ because I hadn’t made a post about it. IG is the one place I hadn’t spoken out *yet* and i just don’t have this energy for judging someone’s level of activism??

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2 years

When my son is scared at night I tell him we have family nearby and we know our neighbors and mama knows lots of ways to keep him safe, I literally forgot we live 5 blocks from a police station because that’s the last place I would look for help

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@lesterrbangs

4 years

every week is fat bear week for me

US Department of the Interior

@Interior

4 years

Are you ready for #FatBearWeek ? Next week, @KatmaiNPS holds its annual competition so you can judge which chubby cubby takes this year's title. Pic of last year's winner: 435 Holly #Alaska

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6 years

The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is such a fucked up song

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5 years

I really disagree with the distribution of my tax dollars so I’m glad to know at least my weed money goes to something as wholesome as my weirdo dealer visiting his online girlfriend in japan

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3 years

hey I want everyone sad about Betty white to keep that same energy when talking about all the old people they actually know who died of Covid thanks

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5 years

sitting at a bar, alone, after work, after a fucking horrible day enjoying a cocktail, PUHLEESE don’t talk to women who you think are alone because I promise we’re doing it on purpose

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@lesterrbangs

3 years

Mardi Gras is literally a religious holiday but everyone is A-OK with it becoming a drunken flash your boobs party

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why don't the "No Kink At Pride" people freak out about tits at mardi gras? what, oh what, could be the difference? well I guess we'll never know

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4 years

hey Instagram I don’t want a shopping tab fuck you

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5 years

NoT LiKiNg GaMe oF ThRoNeS iSn’T a pErSoNaLiTy TrAiT ok cool neither is liking it, leave me alone

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2 years

my son is the pride and joy of my whole life, is that not what we want for every child born? a safe home, a loving family, and the resources to raise them. that’s the shit we need to be working on if we actually give a fuck about children

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3 years

I never had a daughter but I did have a little posse of teenage girls on my tumblr who followed me over to Instagram and now they’re in their 20s and I’m so proud of them all 😭

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5 years

thinking about the time I bought a beautiful hand carved wooden rose on a necklace, wore it all through my senior year including to church, rediscovered it in a move several years later and realized it was clearly-CLEARLY- a vagina

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5 years

me: yeah idk I just don’t love it person who watches game of thrones: did you even give it a chance it takes 37 episodes to really get it oh just cuz it’s popular you think you’re too cool go fuck yourself

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4 years

like y’all wouldn’t loot a target too

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3 years

yeah but if we did this here we’d only have $900 billion left for the military ☹️

Dr Dani Rabaiotti

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3 years

In the UK we can order 7 rapid covid tests per person every 24 hours.

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4 years

do the people going to bars and restaurants right now know every employee fucking hates them

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2 years

like a month ago I ended an almost decade long relationship with the father of my child and none of my 5 siblings have said anything to me about it if anyone is wondering why I am the way I am (super sad all the time)

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6 years

I now have 2 cousins who didn’t recognize me on here but one hit on me and the other thought I was hitting on him

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4 years

‘do you talk shit about cops to your kids’ uh you fuckin bet I do

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5 years

every girl whose hair was maroon and blonde in high school sells itWorks in a motocross wives Facebook group now

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5 years

I quit my jooooob!!!!!!!!!

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5 years

I was so distracted by my own reflection in a window that I walked smack into another person so the difference between me and a parakeet is minimal at best

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5 years

i have as many mental illness diagnoses as there have been shootings this weekend and just for the record the only person I wanna kill is myself so let’s not pretend any of this is about mental health. it stigmatizes us and lets racists off scott free

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3 years

@HelenSparkles @PAClaireHey she is literally in the photo

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