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Lester Kiewit

@lesterkk

1 month

What did Tshepo say to Cyril to make him blush like this?

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3 months

My favourite "typical-South African" 27 April 1994 story: South Africans in New Zealand were the first to vote. And, Dr Nomaza Paintin-Mandela was the first South African to vote. She claimed to be Nelson's niece. She was neither a doctor, a Mandela, or even South African.

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When ANC Chief Whip Pemmy Mojadina couldn't get the crowds attention, UCT VC Mamokgethi Phakeng climbed up a flagpole and calmed the crowd.

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10 months

Going to tell my children this is how we stopped State Capture.

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9 months

Hear me out.

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@lesterkk

4 months

South Africa's first corrupt politician.

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Ons onthou vandag die aankoms van Jan van Riebeeck in die Kaap, op 6 April 1652.

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13 days

Come on Dean! 🤣

Dean Macpherson MP

@DeanMacpherson

13 days

Thank you Mr. President for backing my plan to turn South Africa into a construction site! #LetsBuildSA 🏗️👷🇿🇦

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5 years

This mother is about to resort to violins.

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@BarbierAbra

5 years

My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.

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1 year

The first time, an SA team is in a World Cup Knock-out ever. The proudest moment in SA football history.

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2 months

So no one at the IEC, no polling analyst, office administrator, no data scientist, no commissioner reckoned in a meeting, "you know, with an added third ballot we're increasing our workload by a third."

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9 months

SA governments official statement, "The Webb Ellis is in South Africa’s kant!!"

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10 months

Hang this in the National Gallery.

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4 years

"I have never been to Switzerland, my husband has never been to Switzerland, we went to Geneva..." Lord Alp us.

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4 years

Hmmmmm.

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7 months

Thembeka with receipts.

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@lesterkk

9 months

Side-bar: The SABC Plus app is bloody great for streaming. DSTV buffers hard. This morning I quickly switched to the Public Broadcaster and have been watching all day. And for free. The SABC needs to advertise their streaming platform better.

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2 months

The true test of democracy is not just holding elections. it's also accepting the result and the peaceful transfer of political power. With accepting this outcome, the ANC accepts it could be out of govt. This is an important display of maturity and respect for the constitution.

African National Congress

@MYANC

2 months

STATEMENT BY ANC SECRETARY GENERAL ON OUTCOME OF 2024 ELECTIONS The African National Congress (ANC) commends the people of South Africans for once again demonstrating the strength and vibrancy of our democracy. #ANCThanksSA

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3 months

A 1994 Original.

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5 years

Moody's se moer!

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9 months

Wife: Watching again? Me: ya Wife: huil jy weer? I've watched the final three times now, and every time I see Rassie just calmly, quietly standing to the side, taking it all in, and I just can't stop crying.

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@lesterkk

4 years

A place of Higher learning.

City Press

@City_Press

4 years

Eastern Cape government approves setting up of a cannabis college

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7 months

My kid got Province colours before I did.

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9 months

Viva!

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3 months

Scenes from today 30 years ago - I was 9 years old. We lived across from the Retreat Civic Centre voting station. Twas my sister's 4th birthday. My entire extended family voted there and partied at our house all day. Strangers seeing the flags walked in from off the street.

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13 days

Next time he says "Joshlin Smith Foundatiom," ask for an NPO number, please, someone.

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@dailymaverick

13 days

Gayton McKenzie says he’s going to “transform” the Sport, Arts and Culture Ministry. “I’m bringing life to that office,” he says. He says he will give 100% of his salary to the Joslin Smit Foundation and that he will stop department funding for super fans. 📹: @ToriOregan

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5 years

While you people are going to work. I'm at a wedding in Canada playing our national anthem.

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2 months

The real question is, does the PA know that DHA is more than just border management and migration?

Times LIVE

@TimesLIVE

2 months

Would it be good for SA if the home affairs ministry was led by Gayton McKenzie's Patriotic Alliance?

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4 months

Studio Mix, Pure Monate Show, Zero Hour Zone. We didn't need to be anywhere else on a Friday night.

🗿Tracey The Blocked 🏹

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4 months

We used to be a country 😔

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9 months

Being a South African sport fan should be classified as a medical aid MPB. #Springboks

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11 months

Hang it in the Louvre.

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29 days

It wouldn't matter if Groenewald or anyone wanted the death penalty back. The Constitutional Court is crystal on capital punishment. It's literally easier for the president to change the national anthem to Jan Pierewiet than to even consider amending the Bill of Rights.

Times LIVE

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29 days

Pieter Groenewald has made public statements about his support for the death penalty, saying it would be used to deal with people sentenced for murder.

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9 months

Me and my Wyd friend. Always by my Kant.

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6 months

If this keeps going as it is, the ICJ may even order that Bafana win Afcon.

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16 days

So is Goolam a women in the presidency, or a man stand-up comic in KZN? When did Lindiwe Sisulu fall at a pool? ""We bugged everybody" Did Sisulu admit to breaking the law as Intel Minister. This is a bloody barmy event.

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@lesterkk

4 years

Cyril 20:30

Armchair Revolutionary 🇿🇦

@bayanda

4 years

Matthew 24:36

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@lesterkk

5 years

We were feeling cute. May delete later.

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@lesterkk

2 months

*record scratch* " Yep! Thats me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

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2 months

Damn @ZiyandaNgcobo

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7 months

Tom Curry on the Sale Sharks team bus pulling into the Cape Town CBD on Saturday

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4 months

Poll dancers.

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3 months

"English media is so fucked up." - Siya Kolisi The springbok captain distilled a module of Mass Communication 101 in six words. #ChasingTheSun2

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@lesterkk

8 months

Live scenes from the N1 highway into the CBD as All Blacks fans are forced to go to work today. #WorldCupPublicHoliday

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4 years

Us, fat and lazy people are the real heroes, actually.

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@lesterkk

2 months

When I was in High School I worked for a retail chain in Maynard mall, Wynberg. Mehmet owned a 24-hour internet Cafe in a mall that had opening and closing times.

Sihle Mavuso

@ZANewsFlash

2 months

NEWS: A petition has been started online to have South Africa hold fresh elections "as soon as possible." The petition was started today, and it has so far notched 81 signatures. @ScrollaAfrica

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7 months

Discount De Zorzi available for your action cricket team, weddings, birthdays, and children's parties.

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5 years

But above all... Don't quote Nazi's.

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1 month

Lemme tell you that the Rooibos PR lobby works the hardest in South Africa. There could be a separate study on air pollution in SA and Big-Rooibos' PR will email to say the Aspalathus linearis plant contains the most oxygen. Never sleeps.

eNCA

@eNCA

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South African men prefer a hot cup of Rooibos tea over any other beverage. It even ties with beer at social occasions. That's according to the latest Men's Drinking Habits survey. #DStv403 #eNCA

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4 years

🎶Bad boys bad boys. Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you🎶

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3 months

"Stop talking shit about our country." #ChasingTheSun2

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5 years

Cyril is going to wear that same Spar managers shirt whole Dezemba.

Tito Mboweni

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5 years

Last consultations of 2019. President and Minister of Finance. 21 December 2019. Johannesburg. South Africa. Merry Christmas.

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1 year

Imagine that tyre on the car she was driving in from a game didn't burst. Imagine she was on time for work mixing spices in a butchery. Imagine she didn't get fired. Imagine she didn't take on football full time. Unimaginable now.

BBC Sport

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1 year

"They've made history and that is frickin' amazing" 🥹 This interview from #RSA manager Desiree Ellis 👏 #FIFAWWC

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5 months

People with taste for Lies.

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

5 months

Former president Jacob Zuma..

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3 months

"Fuck you. We'll write our own story," is a very, very South African philosophy.

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@lesterkk

5 years

Someone find Shoe-abe.

Yusuf Abramjee

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5 years

Shoe thief Salt River Mosque Cape Town.

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2 months

Our election results released to a deep amapiano beat is definitely on my 2024 bingo card.

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@lesterkk

9 months

You can register to vote on line. Or check and confirm your are registration. I did. Simple. Or send your ID number to 32810. Its your Democracy. Own it #SAelections24

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4 months

No need for conspiracy, kids. Escaping accountability among a certain few is nothing new.

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@lesterkk

3 months

100% record.

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@lesterkk

3 months

Never lost a game when she's been here.

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5 years

"my fok marelize"

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3 months

The cases with thrown out due to technicality. Paintin maintained her innocence- promising a letter from Madiba, which never came. A media investigation eventually tracked down her mother back home, who said she wasn't South African. She was Zimbabwean.