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3 days
went to an apple orchard today :3
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
y’all…..i’m mad as hell
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
craving chilaquiles so bad
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@lesserwoman
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11 days
i luv me a bitch w no brows and a full bush
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@lesserwoman
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6 months
should i hit them
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
they did me so dirty,,,,,
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@lesserwoman
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3 months
icymi
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
blacksmith on westheimer fyi
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1 year
@jessikaskull its a cafe.....i went for coffee but saw they had it on the menu smh
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
i am strongly aware u will find authentic mexican food at a mexican restaurant the whole point of this tweet was to comment on how it was possible to fuck chilaquiles up THAT bad literacy skills beating y’all ass
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@lesserwoman
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3 months
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
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@lesserwoman
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6 months
we’re so back
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@lesserwoman
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1 month
hellooo
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@lesserwoman
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4 months
i can finally post this
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4 months
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
do not let my horny ass go inside a spirit halloween
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@lesserwoman
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10 days
meow
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@lesserwoman
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5 months
meow
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@lesserwoman
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2 months
groovin
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
craving chilaquiles so bad
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@lesserwoman
michelada
6 months
hiiiiii all moots are welcome ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
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@lesserwoman
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3 months
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@lesserwoman
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6 months
🌭🌭🎂
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@lesserwoman
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3 months
i now live in a walkable city where public transit is free and i still can’t wrap my head around it houston (sadly) could never :/
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@lesserwoman
michelada
5 months
my thesis got published and the first thing my cat wants to do is sit on it
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@lesserwoman
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7 months
just got approved for an apartment :)
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@lesserwoman
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10 months
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@lesserwoman
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10 months
dating wrapped kickback?
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@lesserwoman
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6 months
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@lesserwoman
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5 months
the fb marketplace goth experience
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
@hijoleliz blacksmith on westheimer
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@lesserwoman
michelada
3 months
rate my set up 💯
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3 months
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@lesserwoman
michelada
6 months
unemployed friend on a tuesday activities
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@lesserwoman
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2 years
god put me on this earth to fumble the baddest bitches
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@lesserwoman
michelada
8 months
got finger blasted
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
i listen to our spotify blend like it’s gods choir
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@lesserwoman
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11 months
pinche rocker foo
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@lesserwoman
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9 months
dom’s first seafood boil
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@lesserwoman
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11 months
yerrrp
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@lesserwoman
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9 months
valentines spread <3
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8 months
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@lesserwoman
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10 months
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@lesserwoman
michelada
11 months
just quit my job can i get a hell yeah
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@lesserwoman
michelada
10 months
cups of the josh bitches in my old phone
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
reality is a thing of the past
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@lesserwoman
michelada
5 months
double yolk chilaquiles
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
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@lesserwoman
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4 months
i have power if anyone wants to come over (must be on birth control)
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i hate when a yo no sabo kid gets famous now we see latinidad discourse on the tl for weeks
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@lesserwoman
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7 months
my mom me
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@CAICRISIS
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My momma Me
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@lesserwoman
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2 months
mexican grocery store haul !!!! (i want to kms)
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@lesserwoman
michelada
2 years
can't a sexy aquarius get a break
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@lesserwoman
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4 months
:p
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4 months
might fuck around and make bread today
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@lesserwoman
michelada
7 months
waiting on my 3 wives to return from the war
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@lesserwoman
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9 months
milky
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
why i came to visit my mom and she wearing this
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@lesserwoman
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5 months
they will not reply btw
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@lesserwoman
michelada
18 days
in opp territory (pasadena)
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@lesserwoman
michelada
2 months
just realized they sold me expired queso fresco for $5
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2 months
mexican grocery store haul !!!! (i want to kms)
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@lesserwoman
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9 months
no one show my money spread to the irs
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
i just ordered a hot n spicy w extra mayo and the cashier asked if everything was good 😭
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
“u should’ve known by the matcha latte” “i bet it was $40 too” “gentrification” pls pls open a book y’all
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@lesserwoman
michelada
8 months
me when i drove with it on for two days straight
People who use their parking brake
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
i need a one dance
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
yesterday’s haul :3
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@lesserwoman
michelada
7 months
had a fun weekend
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 month
<—— former sweet potato fries hater has now been reformed
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@lesserwoman
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1 year
🪲🦋
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@lesserwoman
michelada
11 months
there’s enough of y’all we need more plumbers and electricians
@chefzeno
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I wanna go to one of these hardcore shows but like in a reporter that is about to write an article type of way
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@lesserwoman
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2 months
when i was a kid i would get angry and lie about running away then hide for hours
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@lesserwoman
michelada
11 months
help me choose
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@lesserwoman
michelada
11 months
milk keeping me warm while i work
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@lesserwoman
michelada
3 months
not someone named tortaslayer following me 💀
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@lesserwoman
michelada
4 months
heb shrimp ceviche is the ultimate low cal high protein snack
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michelada
1 month
obgyn just diagnosed me w an extra tight super squirter :/
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@lesserwoman
michelada
7 months
i hate a “i’d rather not talk about it” ass bitch right after they accuse u of sum dumb shit
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@lesserwoman
michelada
3 months
going to bring chilaquiles to iowa
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@lesserwoman
michelada
6 months
to be known is to be loved
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@lesserwoman
michelada
2 years
do u ever wonder if takuaches get lonely too /.\
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
thinking about the time i gifted someone a hbd cake and accidentally dropped it
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@lesserwoman
michelada
10 months
new mousepad
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1 year
beanie-chan
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5 months
it’s hit send on that risky text summer
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1 year
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@lesserwoman
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11 months
oh nah they gave me snoppy
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@lesserwoman
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3 months
got my ass beat in pool and darts yesterday i failed as a texan
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3 months
moved to a different state just so i can play dress to impress without shame
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@lesserwoman
michelada
2 years
hbd 2 me 🌟
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@lesserwoman
michelada
4 months
if this was in houston there’s a chance it was my ex
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netcode truther
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This was the only bumper sticker they had
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2 months
need a slur for english majors
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@lesserwoman
michelada
10 months
u have to hold a powerpoint presentation about it at a bar instead
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need y’all to stop tweeting your Ls it’s embarrassing! i’m embarrassed for YOU
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
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@lesserwoman
michelada
1 year
i’m stealth in the idgaf war
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michelada
7 months
annoying mfs
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