Leslie Schneider @lesl_schneider Twitter profile

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2 years

Don’t put Christmas lights on Palm Trees, people Just don’t do it

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I was excited till I realized these were three separate categories

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This sums up so much about twitter’s laziness/simplicity/inanity James Cameron has made 33 dives to the titanic wreckage and knows a lot about submersibles. He is literally an expert on this exact thing. If only people could be bothered to read or watch things before retweeting

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@epistemophagy Of true Scotsmen and who counts as same

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That's quite a lot for a book to cover. Where have you been, Jack Douglas? What kind of things have you seen?

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@whstancil I don’t think it is. He’s saying it to make a point, not because he thinks people seeing this tweet will necessarily believe it or expects them to.

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Won’t be WHAT at Cracker Barrel?

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@FamilyProjectTX @CrackerBarrel My family will not be eating or pegging at Cracker Barrel any longer. Go woke, go broke

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@azforeman @har06500034 @wildtiktokss The people who follow you for recordings of early modern poetry will be edified by this shard of surprise information

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And of course the tweet of mine that would blow up is the one with the phallic shapes Lesson learned Post more Dickoid Pics

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Banning drag queens won’t work The only thing that can stop a bad guy in a dress is a good guy in a dress

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11 months

If this is your reaction to a child having a meal after two months of captivity, then you are a sick and depraved human being.

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why of course we are indigenous to the Middle East now eat your Schnitzel mit Kartoffeln, sweetie

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@FleshPyre @Aella_Girl @MainstreamViews @GodCloseMyEyes What exactly do you think the word contemporaneously means?

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That’s nice. I do understand antisemitism when I see it though.

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@MegawattPusher @katiedimartin Most countries have had pretty open borders for most of history

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How can you tell someone doesn’t read? When they use THIS as a wedding favor at a reception Read the damn book jfc

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A lot of people on this site desperate to find ways to say “she was asking for it” but leftistly

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Protestants are so funny

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@BasedPsych @SwannMarcus89 @BadMedicalTakes

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It’s kind of ironic how after decades of conservatives whining about how feminists just hate men, the anti-trans conservatives have thrown their lot in with a group of radfems many of which literally do loathe men for being men and will say shit like this.

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@graceisforyou Show me on the doll where the word “cisgender” hurt you

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The people giving stupid reasons why they hate Emily Wilson’s Homer translation (like wokeness) are embarrassing to those of us who just think it’s lame and she has no ear for English.

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She lost to a candidate that even Joe Biden could beat, you zombie. That’s like a baseball player losing at Tee-Ball. If you want to win elections, don’t run widely-despised candidates who campaign like they’re entitled to your votes.

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1 year

Impossible for me not to express my rage today at so many progressives who “couldn’t get excited” or didn’t show up in 2016. You were blind to the fundamental rights that were at stake. The most vulnerable citizens will pay the price of your fucking privilege. Vote.

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Not a cellphone in sight Just people living in the moment

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Seriously, fuck powerpoint

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@SuiGeneris24601 @1stWWIIIVeteran @DefenceU Never heard a 9/11 joke? Here let me help: “Gender is like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a really sensitive issue.” The lack has been remedied

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Astrology is kind of like racism but with stars

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Somebody needs to brush up on their Rwandan history

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The richest man in the world is tweeting unironically about "the establishment" like he isn't part of it.

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Hysterical mother? You dumb fool. The screenwriter was a child soldier under German occupation in Belarus.

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If you are the Irish reply guy telling the American southerner she can't say "y'all", you should quit the internet forever

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Can’t stop thinking about the people who first ate mushrooms through trial and error. You know, like “this one tastes kind of like beef, that one killed Brian instantly, and this one over here made me travel up God’s rectum for four hours with the knife of my mind”

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Joseph Goebbels had a PhD in German Literature

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As a brilliant professor of mine once pointed out, the liberal arts are the opposite of fascism because learning something for learning's sake outside of your comfort zone attacks the idea that one is only good at one thing.

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Holy balls you can actually BUY this? I’ve just been using tequila this whole time.

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Language sucks Was bad idea We should not use it No more articulate Hominids were mistake Return to monkey

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What language opinion gets you this reaction?

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A lot of people seem to have seen in Matt Christman some kind of weird father figure. For real, you people need fucking therapy.

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This guy had one good idea in the 70s and now we’re stuck with him being publicly stupid for as long as he’s breathing air.

Richard Dawkins

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"A lexicographer estimated that the average 19th-century peasant used a vocabulary of 250 words, an educated person 5,000, and Shakespeare 27,780, though that last number is disputed” (Max Hastings, The Times) Does that figure of 250 make origin of language seem less mysterious?

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@JoeMarcou @mattyglesias Democrats have been banking on a hopeful demographic future since Dukakis. It isn’t working and it isn’t going to work.

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I’m starting to suspect Twitter is not an appropriate venue for ideological adversaries to have a nuanced discussion and work out their differences.

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When you definitely absolutely didn’t just fuck the raw chicken breasts last night.

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I completely and unequivocally support Donald Trump’s right to remain silent. It’s sweet mercy to the rest of us when he does.

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It wasn’t *beliefs* they were exterminated for. The Nazi view was that a Jew remained a Jew regardless of belief or even conversion. Under the Nazis, Jewishness was racialized, and the Holocaust was an act of biological racism.

genya 🗳️🧚🏻‍♀️🇺🇸

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I get that some parents are very uncomfortable with the pictorial depictions in the Anne Frank graphic novel. But they’re missing the point: Anne was the voice of a generation of teenagers who were exterminated for their religious beliefs.

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way…

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Happy Pride Month y’all

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People acting like racial or ethnic homogeneity is the essential reason for Japan being clean mystify me. Singapore is an EXTREMELY ethnically diverse country with similarly clean cities.

شرق‌زده sharghzadeh

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They have a suffocating culture of cleanliness and order. Freedom and diversity=dirty cities. It was true for Rome and it is still true for NY and Tehran, etc. For some, including me, it's a worthwhile trade off for a more interesting life.

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I don’t think men are sending us their best people

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There’s a huge controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In the Jewish tradition, the fetus is generally not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school

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@hornypplonline This is AI art y’all

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Somebody please tell this woman about the True Crime industry

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The phenomenon here (people losing it when they learn the world isn’t plagued by great bit pedophile rings) is real but the explanation offered does not wash with me. I’ve seen just way too many Jews do this to be able to chalk it up to Christian nationalism.

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I've returned several times to the strange social question, "Why are Americans so angry at the idea that child sex trafficking - particularly by large organizations and by kidnapping American kids - is not as common as people suggest?" Because they are, this comes up every

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Guy walks up to me on the sidewalk and deadass asks me if I have heard of Jesus. Like, motherfucker, do you think I managed to be alive for two and a half decades in this country without hearing about the dude?

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Cisformers are robots that don’t turn into anything

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@katempadilla @nytimes I suggest two things: 1) Get an understanding of how OpEds work 2) Learn about more female leaders in the 20th century. Some of them actually led governments and made policy.

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Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for some of the people in my neighborhood

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Excuse me, my life crisis is not mid

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There’s nothing wrong with disparaging astrology

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Someone recently asked me to talk about “the science of astrology” and I legit didn’t know what to say. I try hard not to disparage people’s worldviews but I didn’t know how to say “there is no science of astrology” without sounding like I was belittling it.

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Damn Girl Your ass is like a water tower in South Carolina off I-85

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No woman? I am pretty sure there are at least a few women in Greece, China, Malaysia and Korea The world is big. Taking your husband’s name really isn’t a universal human custom.

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Andy Wang was the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved

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“I was just following orders”

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I am ruled by orphans with leukemia

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Oh ffs. School lunches, Expanded child tax credit, Medicaid expansion, Police body cams, Seatbelt Laws, anti-smoking laws, gay marriage. Shall I go on? There’s even more stuff that’s been tested in some places, like municipal broadband and basic income.

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Can anyone point me to an instance where a contemporary progressive idea was implemented and didn't immediately fail catastrophically? Do they have a single success they can point to?

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They’re making Mussolini a woman in the reboot? This woke nonsense has gone too far.

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Before the 19th century, everyone in England sounded like @azforeman

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I mean…

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I believe in Biblical marriage, which is why I will sell you my teenage daughter for some goats.

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My three energy levels

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Oh dear sweet god I really hope not

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@gwenkansen If literally all you want is sexual release with a hot warm body who maybe will also entertain you Some guys want that I'm not judging Better they be honest with themselves and others about that than lie to some girl and leave her heartbroken with unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Drag Queen Story Time is actually really rare. It's kind of weird, but it's deeply bizarre how obsessed with it people on the right are. Making laws about it is like making laws dealing specifically with Naruto fans. Like, what the fuck?

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“Look at our child soldiers” is not the own you think it is

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Kill the internet. Kill it now.

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If your surname is based on what one of your ancestors did, then I really feel for anybody surnamed “Dickinson”

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Ask me how I can tell the author of this tweet has read zero recent scholarship on the Roman Empire. They didn’t even have a flag for fuck’s sake.

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-Piss themselves constantly -Scared of everything they don’t understand -Unaware of how the grown-up world works -Pitch a hissy fit in public whenever unhappy -Shit all over absolutely everything Sounds about right

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The sexual position formerly known as 69 must now be called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

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McDonalds should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

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I hate it when authors fail to predict the future

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Andy Wang is an eternal twitter hero

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At no time while reading this sentence did I know what the next word was going to be

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Remember the original Duck Hunt? Yeah neither does A. I.

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Do you ever feel a tiny bit embarrassed for having tried to argue that the US caused the Holocaust by entering the war against Nazi Germany?

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@yuanyi_z Do you ever feel even a tiny bit embarrassed about reducing the moral content of the most destructive conflict in human history to the level of a cartoon TV show for children? Because it really is extraordinarily pathetic, and a disgrace to the 70 million dead

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@jordanbpeterson Is this supposed to be bad poetry or do you just have aphasia?

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Men will literally do anything to get their dicks sucked

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@RealDianeYap You have never taken an actual sociology class and it shows

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Remember how Ben Shapiro pointlessly owned himself?

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If this is your idea of helpful then stop helping

Dr Katherine Blouin 🍉

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A reminder: Mount Sinai is located in Egypt and a Greek Orthodox monastery bearing my name is located at its foot. Zionist attempts to turn multifaith, multiethnic, and historically layered spaces located in Palestine and Egypt into 'purely' Jewish loci is colonial erasure.

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TIL that straight people are God’s OnlyFans