Imagine every theory is just false and yall sit through 2 hours of grave disappointment while they laugh at you for a decade of fujoing out over grown men
Im sure y’all are great but I cannot physically read Dan and Phil fan fiction bc their names are Dan and Phil and it immediately kills the vibe of every gorgeous poetic scenario ur trying to set up for me
phil breaking a sweat scrolling trying to find a reply that isnt "people thought you guys were making out sloppy during this random radio/vacation photo" and "you like like eachother"
alright belgium pahnnies I expect a fully transcripted version of the show including any incidents and a full critical letterboxd-grade review in my inbox by the end of this business day