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Challengers (2024)
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8 years
The most important 2 minutes 17 seconds of British television history.
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10 years
who knows Beyoncé http://t.co/Yx9sNSNDn5
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8 years
19) Potentially the funniest X Factor UK audition post Sharon Osbourne. It still kills me 8 years on.
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1 year
this girl was literally reading Bianca, Darienne & Courtney in s6 with her whole chest before Sarge had a chance to swap memory cards in the camera this is not a debate
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8 years
@Rachel_Roy avoid three things; 1) Jay 2) Elevators 3) Solange
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8 years
Ariel) Because she's not a number. She's a human being.
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1 year
@lucasdell the Azealia Banks of drag
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8 years
20) Remember when Britney Spears auditioned for The X Factor?
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8 years
10) There is only one judge. Onkar Judge.
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3 years
very important
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8 years
4) Hollyday camp Gervais. Cave mouth herself.
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8 years
15) That's quite fabulous.
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8) Let us never forget Penelope Gomez. Thank you for this audition Penelope. Thank you.
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14) The sweetest little thing but the most bizarre singer I've ever heard.
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8 years
3) From Susan to Suzanne. When you sing the wrong song, you're not off to a great start.
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8 years
2) Quite possibly the most blissfully ignorant talentless human being to ever walk this earth. Susan.
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8 years
5) One of my personal all time favourites. Guylene. I am reduced to tears every time.
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6) CELINE DION. HER WEDDING DRESS. EXTRAS FROM THE HILLS HAVE EYES. AN ICONIC AUDITION.
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7) Possibly the most bizarre and confusing audition of all time.
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13) I mean... Where does one even begin here?
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8 years
34) "You threw water over a contestant!"
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1 year
@serrrrrrrrrgio you don’t have to jump the villains, if you ARE the boom boom Villain
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1 year
@lSRAYASMIN Let’s just be grateful Gia can’t drive 😭
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8 years
25) Champagne. Two pairs of sunglasses. The microphone. The voice. It's all too much.
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7 years
Before me and @TheBiancaDelRio took this photo she hit my hand away and threw red m&ms at me.
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8 years
9) we do funerals
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8 years
21) HOW IN THE HELL DID I FORGET KELLY?!?!?!?!
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18) A double whammy. Colin and the birth of one of the most famous memes in circulation today.
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16) Donna. AKA Please.
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5 years
play this at my funeral
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8 years
23) OMFG CERI SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE CANT EVEN BREATHE I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
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8 years
@Rachel_Roy go sit on wendy williams couch and cry, she's the only creature low enough to deal w your messy ass
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8 years
22) Bye Bun 'Nd Cheese
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1 year
@Z_ninetales the way she did Jenny Bui too, unforgivable 😭
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1 year
@BarbraWyre & the video was trimmed 😫
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8 years
26) Ceri's first ever trip to the X Factor. From Bridgend I live. I do a lot of singing.
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12 years
Butt I gotta keep an eye owt fur selenurrrrrrrrr http://t.co/YW1LimR5mD
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10 years
BREAKING NEW @IGGYAZALEA CAST IN @AHSFX SEASON FOUR. http://t.co/qKjLfFz2t3
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8 years
29) HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET THIS ABSOLUTE DIAMOND
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10 years
I want the job of @AZEALIABANKS publicist. "I'd just like to inform you, Ms Banks does not care for your opinions. That is all"
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8 years
17) Another personal favourite of mine. Yvonne. The only thing over the rainbow is her sanity.
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8 years
36) I look awful I do.
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5 years
@TheBiancaDelRio before red M&Ms and casting couches
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8 years
35) Who remembers this spoilt little brat? I cannot even deal with her.
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6 years
dyou know what we are? we’re fucking COCK DESTROYERS.
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8 years
24) A compilation of bad auditions with Guest Judge, Katy Perry. Noel is a personal favourite.
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9 years
'is this too hoe for twitter'
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10 years
a truly iconic moment in reality television http://t.co/Hds6YPpwmt
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4 years
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10 years
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TEXTING MY MUM AND SEXTING THIS BOY AND SOMETHING REALLY BAD HAPPENED http://t.co/cIPMG62LPP
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2 years
Kylie Minogue is so iconic yet unproblematic. Number one albums for the last 6 decades, chic, queer ally, cracking sauvignon blanc. Australias finest work.
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6 years
remember when Karry Katona was on this morning but her jaw was on this afternoon
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8 years
one of the most iconic moments in reality tv history.
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8 years
i used to get stopped in the street when i was a kid cause people legit though i was Ben Mitchell
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8 years
38) Gang Bang Betty. No....Really....
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7 years
huns
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1 year
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9 years
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
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28) I mean, one thing you can't knock is her persistency.
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8 years
👸🏼NEW HAIR👸🏼
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2 years
Carol Vorderman is on a one woman mission to destroy our prime minister & I am genuinely obsessed
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5 years
this photo got me pregnant
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8 years
lilac hair is so much fun
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7 years
Some old cunt just told me I look faggy while I was making his Caramel Macchiato so I emptied his drink down the sink and gave him a cup full of matcha powder and water, hows that for faggy
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10 years
who dat who dat http://t.co/sbfHhXlXlV
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11 years
Lana Del Rey interviewing Madonna. http://t.co/iFdhcjdu8V
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10 years
when YONCÉ turn into Partition http://t.co/QGzPp9a3Pf
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9 years
Adele is the only vocalist who can make me feel like I've been through a divorce with a man I have 4 children with.
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4 years
no transphobic bullshit in my city thank you very much
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4 years
he deleted it lmao
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8 years
37) And how could we possibly forget Triple Trouble?
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1 year
@Sc0rp1o_B1och show me the tweet asking for a respecting person & I’ll dm you my fav pic of barefoot contessa
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4 years
i’ve been colonising all my life, all round the commonwealth and everything
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8 years
Advert: 'Have you been in a car accident recently? You could be entitled to up to £10,000.' Me:
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8 years
Liking somebody that has no emotion towards or for you is the most empty feeling ever.
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9 years
When you text your mum the morning after a heavy night out.
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31) I want enormous bags of cash.
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8 years
Could be worse, you could be Rachel Roy
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my life is a mess
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30) "Tom Jones can't sing like me, John Song, Goodness me."
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6 years
give her 22 minutes
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6 years
I am: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 Better Than Madonna
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10 years
HOLY FUCKING SHIT http://t.co/agkf3CXo5y
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