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| 23 | she/they | part time baba yaga, full time hater. a girl who is both vaguely haunting & vaguely haunted. consumed by various brainrots | โ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
3/4 of the way into 2024 and iโm finally making a cr threadโฆ iโm not going back to add everything iโve already read this year so iโm just gonna start from right now. here we go ๐งต
the gayest thing andrew minyard ever did was go w neil & kevin to night practice w zero intention of actually practicing. just staying up late when he could be sleeping only to sit in the stands and watch hot insane exy junkies do drills. not even interact w them. CRAZY BEHAVIOR
all these years of andreil fics, based on neilโs pov in aftg, where people made andrew the crazier one, only for us to finally get a different characterโs pov and find out definitively that neil is actually the WAY fucking scarier of the two LMFAO
nobody will remember:
-your salary
-how busy you were
-how many hours you worked
people WILL remember:
- if you become the deadliest piece on the board
-if you switch your racquet to your left hand mid-championship game
-if youโve never been skiing
happy โriko moriyama gets his wrist snapped by andrew minyard on live TV and then gets shot in the fucking head by his own brotherโ day to all who celebrate ๐
kevinโs crush on jeremy knox being so legendary that jean, the foxes, and the entirety of the USC trojans exy team all know about it is so funny. kevin day you beautiful bisexual bastard no one is fooled by your alleged heterosexuality
neil โit didnโt kill anyone importantโ and *puts out a hit* josten also being neil โsome of the strongest people iโve known are womenโ josten:
andreilโs โthe first time i met him he took my breath awayโ moment being because andrew slammed him in the gut with an exy racket YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
and when the final championship game in tsc is usc vs psu what then?who am i supposed to root for? i want jean to be happy and prove himself w usc & for jerejean to have a dramatic post-game kiss ala aaron and katelyn, but i am physically incapable of rooting against the foxes
You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking youโre worth a damn off the courtโ yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your-
the most unrealistic part of aftg is that kevin was literally a hot celebrity and, as far as everyone knew, single, but thereโs no mention of the other students at psu literally throwing themselves at him
whenever i think about how bad andrew wanted neil and how unbelievably obvious it was to wymack LMSDBJWDHEHD god i feel a little ill i love them to an unhealthy degree
i keep forgetting that kevin day is a white boy. for some reason when i first started tfc i guess bc of his association with the moriyamas i just imagined him as wasian and i have not been able to shake that mental image since
they invented a man so bisexual that he has believable chemistry with every single other character he interacts with. and then they named that man kevin day
i canโt wait for jean to go his first college party and get tipsy so fast bc he has no tolerance on account of not being allowed to drink as a raven and hes gonna be just drunk enough to not be able to stop himself from flirting with jeremy ITS GONNA BE SO CUTE ILL BE SICK
the most impressive thing nora sakavic ever did was manage to make me find a guy named KEVIN attractive. like thatโs gotta be witchcraft bcโฆ bffrโฆ. KEVIN??
neil whispering filthy things in andrewโs ear in russian while theyโre at edenโs so no one else will understand themโฆ but neil gets to watch all andrewโs tiny subtle tells that he IS affectedโฆ. & to neil THAT is hotter than whatever dirty shit he said. bc he KNOWS andrew.
can u tell that kevin switching hands halfway into the championship game against the ravens is one of my favorite moments in the series and that it makes me go fucking insane
kevin day, with his stupid perfect hair and his stupid perfect face, Would go to class in perfect matching sweat sets and white sneakers. looking like a WHORE
every day i am furious that i wake up in a world where i donโt get to watch real edits from real exy games of kevin day and neil josten. and andrew minyard and jean moreau. it HURTS
ok but outcome aside i canโt actually wait for kevinโs angst and bisexual panic when psu plays usc and he sees jean (his former situationship) playing to the best of his abilities and having FUN on the court alongside kevinโs obvious longtime fanboy crush jeremy knox
i have genuinely never read a character whose relationships make him SO OBVIOUSLY bisexual as kevin dayโs do. literally explicitly bisexual characters in other media are somehow less bisexual than he is. he is The Bisexual idk what to tell you
i need someone to buy jean a pair of plaid pajama pants. and since we all know men in plaid pajama pants are inexplicably extra hot, i need jeremy to see him in the morning, half asleep and hair all ruffled, those damn pants slung low on his hips, and just go oh. OH.
my religion is teeny little freak andrew minyard grabbing people (specifically neil and kevin) by the chin and shirt collar and back of the neck so he can snipe and glare at them more effectively
guys you donโt understand if kandreil donโt win the fake olympics im going to throw up. we must put aside our differences and vote for team USA for their sakeโฆ. i know voting for the US for any reason is very ick but CMON. FOR KANDREIL & JEREJEAN??? COME ON GET WITH THE PROGRAM
jeremy wants jean so bad it makes him look STUPID. but the good news is itโs mutual and jean also wants jeremy so bad that it makes HIM look stupid!! they are both stupid for each other!!!!!!!!!
every time i think about andrew joseph minyardโs feelings towards neil abram josten (which is frequently) i can not help but be reminded of this quote
andrew would rather be shot than admit it aloud not he goes absolutely fucking feral for neilโs british accent. and we all know that little rascal has an excellent british accent from his mom and from being a con artist for a decade. anyway andrew starts foaming at the mouth
i donโt have any unpopular aftg opinions bc i will simply see a headcanon and if it sounds fun i will be like nice! and then if i see one that contradicts it but has equally interesting connotations i will be like nice!
this being literally chapter 3 of the foxhole court and you expect me to believe kevneil isnโt real?? that this was an interaction containing even one straight man???
do you guys understand the things i would do to watch kevin day play exy in the olympics. even i myself can not comprehend the things it would do to my brain. i would transcend my mortal form i think
imagine the look on andrewโs face if at some point he complained about being out of cigarettes and someone (probably nicky) offered him a fruity flavored vape instead LMAO
by the way kevin day has autism. because i said so but also because i think thereโs enough evidence in the books that itโs not entirely an illogical or unfounded headcanon to have
otdiaftg is KILLING ME today i feel like im watching this shit happen live LIKE OH GOD ITS HAPPENING. THEYRE ON THE COURT WITH THE RAVENS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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i can not stop thinking about how riko only stopped having jean SAโd because the 6th time jean stopped fighting back. so it wasnโt interesting to riko anymore. jean has literally suffered more than jesus christ himself GOD that boy breaks my heart so much iโm sick
shhh i know he started doing it for kevin bc kevin needed the raven structure of having a partner. but guess what. that was also gay of him. so my point stands
thought we were done with insane discourse for a minute after the capri mpreg debacle but here come the aftg fandom with someone defending minyard twincest art by admitting that they personally would sleep with their sibling if they felt like it and they see no problem with that