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Puella Magi Lemur Magica

@lemurdank

4 months

coming to a dokomi near you: the church of latter day mikus

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@lemurdank

4 years

@TheEpicDept The fact that they aren't mad about how comically underpaid american soliders are is interesting, spending so much on the millitary yet not paying the people who could die a living wage is shameful

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@broskiFGC this is probably the funniest underrated cheating attempt because what if the guy in front of him is an idiot, the others all are at least looking for answers from a specific person but sasuke just has faith that the guy in front of him is right

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9 months

@broskiFGC Okay but also what the fuck is sasuke doing, he's just using the sharingan and staring into the middle distance

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@detachment_red putting it in a library is dumb but the idea of a subsized municipal laundromat is a pretty good one ngl, at least in my area laundromats have started charging like 2.60 a load which is insane

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@khyleri funnily enough nothing in the background looks out of place because cyberpunk as a setting is just that unhinged

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3 years

@TRF_Stories @zoetabary How is metaverse different from existing virtual spaces like second life and vrchat? We already seem to have what's beimg described just as community driven efforts rather than corperate owned ones and frankly it seems better to keep it that way

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3 years

@nftwhalealert This jpeg costs significantly more then an actual fursuit. This is fucking insane

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@lemurdank

2 years

@Chiroyoyoyoyoyo its like getting mad that more people have watched seinfeld then gone in person to see an opera, they're completely different levels of art that are also meant to be consumed in different ways

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1 year

always gets me how half of hard drive articles are stuff like "which mario character gives the best footjob" and the other half is a really good point wrapped up in a joke article

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1 year

How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right

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2 years

Ok the reason they don't allow fake weapons is because you could just spray paint the tip of a gun orange or sharpen a display katana to hurt somone, its not a censorship thing its a security thing

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2 years

dress codes normatives in conventions are WILD

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1 year

@brisk_the_guy @otakunateshow @DrakeLacerda @OhioPiece mf fist of the north star has a 150 episode anime, live action movie and a fuckin stage play adaptation that was released this year lol

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1 year

@totallyreallady @FlorkOfCows

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@lemurdank

2 years

@halomancer1 having these people who've never played guilty gear come out of the woodworks and claim that femboys are rare and that bridget being trans is woke is taking years off my life man

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@gamesarentart I feel like the discussion of plot holes has been really tainted by online critics just being guys who pointed them out for a while. A plot hole in of itself isn't necessarily bad it has more to do with if it's something that actively disrupts the narrative.

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4 years

@sixangryghosts @DumbCerb Mr the frog is what really got me

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1 year

@freakyworms Where did u meet spongebob

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4 years

@ViewtifulSwan To be fair it does technically get rid of the ice when your windshield shatters

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1 year

@HouseOfWuReborn @dalden710 @theserfstv @jk_rowling I think its very telling that you lot only ever care about trans women lol

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5 months

@AryanXVII_ Did you not read the manga or

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@lemurdank

2 years

oh this World of Horror character is cute I wonder what her background is- oh

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@lemurdank

2 years

While I think braid was important as the first modern example of what we would come to know as an indie game outside of this context braid is a repackaged flash game which had zero influence on the landscape as a whole

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2 years

Does Braid deserve its status as the iconic breakthrough indie game?

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@SAMOYEDWAVE why would a homosexual male be mad about not getting women?

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@BitchAssBowie But he's the based reddit chungus man who was supposed to take us to mars 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥🤔🤨🥺🙄🧐🤪🥴😥

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2 years

@SaffronStranger ISIN'T THIS THE GUY WHO MODERATES r/vns AND BANNED EVERY LOCALIZER AND WHEN PEOPLE OBJECTED BANNED THEM TOO

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@lemurdank

2 years

@fayemikah the ikea corperate assasins in question:

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@lemurdank

7 months

@phosphor_glow OK but the big Mac index is a real thing because McDonald's is one of the few restaurant chains that's genuinely International and you can compare the relative buying power of currencies using the price of a big Mac in every country

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@lemurdank

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@SenBlumenthal I'm sorry but how are you envisoning having everyone upload their ID work in a country that does not have a standardized country wide ID card?

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@lemurdank

1 year

@Win98Tech Ben Shapiro Pog Ben Shapiro Pog

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1 year

@yosuvarley okay but anything with the name "the last sin hunter" would get my attention on that alone

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@lemurdank

2 years

@nichegamer "you're canadian so no one cares about your opinion on american companies" is an amazing statment from a company that covers content "from across the globe"

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@lemurdank

3 years

Oh no

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@lemurdank

2 years

this is the funniest male sex toy ive ever seen

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@lemurdank

8 months

@Scratch_Point_Z @Cygames_PR >only ever tweeted about the anime and relink get out tourist

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2 years

@rad_dude124 You're saying like that doesn't make her like ten times hotter

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4 years

@BadMedicalTakes Does this also mean that if I just pick up a woman and shake them they'll be attracted to me

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@lemurdank

2 years

@DaftLimmy I have this theory that when you're someone like the queen who was born into wealth and had who she interacted with strictly controlled by others and her status you can't really be a person because you literally are not allowed to have experiences to grow as one

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@lemurdank

3 years

Piracy is quite literally the reason we have a global market for anime and hollywood movies.

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@lemurdank

5 years

@SwaggerSouls dab my child, partake in the greatest tradition of old with thine head held as high as thoust left arm

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@lemurdank

7 months

@birdbrainmd3 this prison labour is also used in the production of most resturaunt food you would find on doordash

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@lemurdank

3 years

The Quartering deleted all of his tweets

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@lemurdank

1 year

@deportablediz @shaun_vids funnily enough, by being public about the rethoric behind the decision he's made it more financially viable for scammers to buy the checkmark because theres a whole subset of people on this website who are going "well the CEO said it can't be a scammer, they wouldn't pay"

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5 years

@OneAngryGamerHD @Gutsu505 @chris_ceee @XanderStabbity Recommending nier automata based off the sex appeal to main character does it a great disservice. I'm really hope that you just trying to bait someone rather than suggest thats all the game has

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1 year

@TwittyLitt26713 @alexdnz This design is actually closer to his retro one, the "masculine" verson of him you're reffering to is from a redesign in the 2000'

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2 years

@MortyRickest @twoscooters @aria_amaris Yeah its super fucked up how active hostility towards someones identity can cause them to form suicidal tendencies, affirmation goes a very long way

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@LiquidHbox ???????

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2 years

rt if you're a cyber gamer

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DPS chief Steven McGraw: “We haven’t gotten into the why [motive]. We know the individual was also into cyber gaming in that regard, and group gaming.”

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@Kw0337 @Zaloran I think a good metric to use if your fanart is successful is to ask yourself "if presented without the characters name would this be reckognizable as them". I think this has failed by that metric pretty soundly

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2 years

@manfightdragon I always found the assertion that titty streamers are like, a plauge upon twitch really funny because the top streamers are all white dudes reacting to the same ten videos

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@jaubreyYT

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@Win98Tech THEY'RE PATCHING IN CYBERPSYCHOSIS

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3 years

@kimpossiblefact These all feel like plants from a nathan for you sketch or something wtf

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2 years

@DaftLimmy Like the royal family basically has the same framework as a cult to groom members of it into being a specific way and I would imagine for someone as old as liz was who didn't have the internet or paparazi in her formative years it just kind of made her depersonalize

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@zarawesome yelling "I COOKA DA MEAT BALL" when compiling my code makes it more likley to run

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@lemurdank

2 years

@BitchAssBowie This isin't new, musks always treated his employees like this its just he's doing it publically now

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@MortyRickest @twoscooters @aria_amaris Yeah dude its weird how someone will be suicidal when being told they'll never be a woman and constantly has their rights taken from them peacemeal even after going through surgery to change their sex

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dunkey is like by far one of the most obnoxious content creators in the video game space because not only does he change if he's a reviewer or not based on if people agree with him or not but he also repeatedly plays games he admits he didn't think he'd like and pulls this shit

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1 year

I hate to say it kid but these kinds of posts are why these fandoms are disliked, not the weird porn

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2 years

@AnimeSerbia He has a degree in physics he literally went to school to use that kind of math for a living lmao

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@fchampryan @TSM_Leffen Frenchbread and snk having money lmao

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2 years

@NinaKosaka @PomuRainpuff @Yugo_Asuma The resolution of this makes it look like they're in an scp file photo

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tdk

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that was not a joke btw

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@angrilydeparted @SaffronStranger Oh boy he is the most unhinged weirdo on this site, he's started beef with like every vn localizer

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@Slasher @RLewisReports Rick fox is a good man, he went into esports becasue his son was passonate about it and left it on a matter of principle

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@lemurdank

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@ViewtifulSwan WHAT WHY WOULD PEOPLE DO THAT

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2 years

@ChristinaTasty They replicated it and found that most uni students who took part in the study actually lost weight, turns out the guy just ate for 3 people at each meal and thats why it destroyed him

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@Win98Tech This man is down bad for a duck

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@lemurdank

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@NerdAboutTown @lachlan I don't agree with what he said but I do find it odd that at your first response to someone insulting you was to directly go after their potential livelihoods, insulting a random person on the street shouldn't get you fired so why should insulting someone on Twitter get you fired

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@dyingscribe @WizardryPosting This isin't a wizard post

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@bestofnextdoor

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2 years

meming a second morbius movie into existence would be the funniest outcome of this whole thing because it would not only loose sony money but give definitive proof that meme culture can impact the real world in tangible ways

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@Win98Tech doug walker is such a fascinating person to me because when he's not in character he actually is a pretty good critic? His vlogs are usually pretty good and show understanding of the theory, its so weird to me that the man knows so much about movies but can't make a good one

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@lemurdank

3 years

@lackingsaint Avengers as a mid budget community theater play run by janice from accounting sounds like a fun time honestly

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2 years

@norasuko_ Musks stated that accounts without verification will be actively deprioritized in replies, showing up in timelines and notifications

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@DevourerOfTime @EscapistMag @russpitts How is this remotely alt right

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@lemurdank

2 years

@MortyRickest @twoscooters @aria_amaris Its a real headscratcher but I assure you, top men are doing research on the subject

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@postoctobrist I want to know what the thought process behind someone going "its fully acceptable to ask the computer what the future of a dying person could be like and then show it to them" was

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@Loudwindow No because the moment you go "this species that is fundimentally different from humanity in ways that cannot be properly contexualized in the human concept of race is like this real minority" you bring incredibly unfortunate subtex to any conversation

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@MortyRickest @twoscooters @aria_amaris They got back to me, it's because of people like you

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@lemurdank

2 years

I've never actually seen andrew tates content beyond that unhinged "star wars is why you're poor" thread and oh my god this is the kind of shit that twelve year olds think is cool we should consider it a societal failing that he has any traction as a life guru

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2 years

The best thing about being rich Watch the full EM episode here:

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@kimpossiblefact You know what, credit where credit is due those meatballs sure are in a row

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@lemurdank

4 years

@Mr_EpicJ @TheThingUnder why are more people than just the two involved liking those tweets, if I saw this shit on my tl I'd unfollow them

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@lemurdank

4 years

@KroneckrDeltaPi @Loudwindow elves really peaked with long ears that wiggle don't understand why this still isin't a thing

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2 years

@mossacannibalis have you considered:

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@lemurdank

4 months

theres these vultures infesting every aspect of collectable culture now that only see the items as an investment, they've made magic and yugioh unplayable and have destroyed the retro games space

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he was happy to sign it anyways???? why does it matter it’s literally only ONE copy

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@LSM_JuanWique @MangaShinigami I've long maintained the opinion that if bbtag was primarly a rwby fighting game with guest characters from other franchises it would have been recived much better

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@lemurdank

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@EmaSgiro @halomancer1 I can't wait to go on twitter one day and have only half of the tweets load and the ones that do having a high likelyhood of being racism

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Really funny that not a single person who works in retail or fast food has tried to dunk on that kid because we all know that eight hours of food service is fucking miserable.

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@lemurdank

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@Jek_Korpen I assure you that your mom underestimating her spice tolerance and being a karen was not the reason a resturaunt closed

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@cfc27_ @SAMOYEDWAVE furiously googling did people fuck before the sexual revolution and only finding french revolution cosplay porn

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@lemurdank

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im sorry but if you have a job where your work day is ten minutes away from you, has a seven hour day with a **Two hour** lunch break and you make enough to eat out for every meal then being miserable is a skill issue

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This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless

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also looking at releases at the time castle crashers came out in the same month and was arguably much more influental on every level

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@lemurdank

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@AliceAvizandum I think the funniest part about this has been that people are trying to spin it as some kind of solidarity thing but no, the organizers just thought down the street from one of the most highly contested strips of land would be a great spot for a rave

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@lemurdank

2 years

Oh my fucking god do you not understand that investors can see this or what

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2 years

Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.

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@JUNlPERBOT fun fact about this actually, companies like uber and grubhub technically aren't legal in germany because of disputes over not actually having their drivers be employees, the reason they're still avaliable is because they've been suing over it

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@Magic_Burro @AChillGhost @The_TinyDonkey @thelegendoflivz Germany is super secular but has a lot of traditions that have roots in relegion, stuff like being closed on sundays is something that just got grandfathered in. During reunification lawmakers had more important things to worry about so they adopted the old laws for minor stuff

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@Orbitaldropkick My favourite part of 2077 was having the main storyline make you think there was time pressure because of the whole dying thing but penalizing you with the worst ending if you don't do any side content

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