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@lelouch891
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6 months
3 years experience plus masters for 21k starting salary. Benefits:bowl of fruit, flexible working
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@dxrns_ Blacks
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@un0themones
Cost of living crisis
1 year
Tiktok is too funny. How can you go to Hyatt for your bday with no money hunting for who will pay you and your 9 friends bill
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@lelouch891
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United is one of the worst clubs to move to if you’re trying to excel
Quote with a football opinion that’ll result in this
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@MsMaliaGarcia
Malia Garcia
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@Alliyahlailaxo Fill your pussy up Daddy please I want your nut Fuck don’t stop I love this dick Nut in me This yo pussy daddy Nut in yo pussy daddy Yes yes yes Ouuuh you look so good You fucking me so good I can’t take it big daddy Make me take it big daddy It’s all yours Your big
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It’s been a long time cominggg
@Arsenal
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🔥 For the 206 games and 71 goals 💪 For your dedication to The Arsenal Thank you for 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴, @LacazetteAlex ❤️
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The government are crooks for not putting pressure on them to fix up, yet cost of living is rising
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She thinks she’s in shoreditch
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Loool Indiyah this ain't London you gotta work for your man too!
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Social media has skewed your perception of reality
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You rn
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@crackcobain__
BASED SAVAGE
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Telling yo girl “she like a sister to me” knowing y’all fucked is crazy
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@KSoprano_13 It’s not healthy behaviour
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Never seen an obese monkey before dfkm
@islandthembo
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just big and greedy
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@jsargio_ They should’ve been special,sadly chelsea don’t know what to do with good talent
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One of my favs
@naima
Naima Cochrane
1 year
Some songs grab us from the jump... the very first lyrics or bars have us belting along at the top of our lungs, sometimes with our face scrunched up in that way great music requires. For Day 11 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge , share a favorite opening verse of any genre.
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You got homeless people in your own country that you don’t wanna provide shelter for,but you’re doing this loool
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Defence Secretary Ben Wallace says the UK will allocate £2.3bn in aid to Ukraine in 2023, which includes military hardware, humanitarian aid and backfilling British stock. Latest: 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Then why get involved in the first place??
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You don’t understand what hear me out means
y’all hear me out
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As if he’s not literally been cooking so far lool
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Why all of a sudden niggas acting like Trossard ain’t good loool
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The influx of Americans investing here is interesting, bron was really ahead of the curve
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🤣🤣🤣 they’re not coming back up
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@MrCampbell98 They’re big time crooks, and they know they have all the leverage in the world with how desperate people are rn
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@lelouch891
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2 years
Alot of you are broke and hungry on here,it’s not a good look g
@JoslynSymone_
Jay Bee
2 years
A nigga eating in your face knowing you haven’t ate is W E I R D 🙃
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Get random people from Cardiff waffling dfkmm
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@lelouch891
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Podcasts have pushed us back 200 years
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Apparently being pretty is harder than getting rich
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@lelouch891
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Being able to buy a second division club at 25 is WILD
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| JUST IN: Kylian Mbappé and his family are planning to buy French Ligue 2 club SM Caen. 🇫🇷💰 [ @OuestFrance ]
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Be a lady wtf
@Lilgleeforeal
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Behind every iconic pic there is a sad heart wrenching story💔
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@jaylaaLeigh @410fredo Not enough to have an aneurism over ,ppl do too much
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2 years
You bots can’t keep getting away with this
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@GlamUhRus
Makayla Monore💋
2 years
Black women are so deprived romantically. I want more for us, I really do.
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You might just be hater of the year
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@tah_mi_ It’s so blatant as well 😂
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@RaniJuelz
Boss Don Ranivel
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Guys, would you rather find out your girl fucked 300 dudes or ucked 100 dudes? 😭😭😭😭 So if she fucked 300 men, she only ucked like 5. But if she ucked 100 men she’s only fucked like 5? 😭 (this was right before you as well, like the months leading up to meeting you)…
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They’re addicted man dfkm
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@SpotlightFirst_
SpotlightFirst
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What is the best UK R&B song to have dropped in the last 5 years?
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When he start chopping it up….
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She won’t let you f****k bro
@jai2wice
mary jai ♱
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@Jessicafrndz EWWWW i’ll gladly go to the gym as ur non buff body guard
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Ain’t even watched this season but she’s probably top 3 lengest on love island in the past couple years
Sanam looks like a living faceapp filter. The blueprint. I can’t believe she’s real. #loveisland
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Bleaching is so funny to me, the individual always looks better as they originally looked
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Bro finally stopped using Caro Light😭
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@ffsjb0
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@LickshotLippy Nah Lippy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 uno I love it when u dunk on someone like that 🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
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If all fails,homophobia will kick in
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You faggies can stop responding to my tweet now!
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@tbamz97
Tami
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Physical touch 🤝 Gifts 🤝 Quality Time
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Idk when people will understand this app is not built for positivity
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This app is really not the place to vent your issues, people are mean and will laugh at you 😭
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Worst part is he used some random french actors face as his avi,the guy was just catching strays😂😂
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What transfer is this about
As if Madrid would let him go keep dreaming 🤣🤣
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Richarlidson is actually horrible,what is he good at
@B4NKAl
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🤭
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Where’s the communication you dunce
@ebonitpr
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My unpopular opinion is that ghosting is very clear communication.
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Bare in mind this is her partner she is talking about loool
@Jxparisxo
Jasmin 🇨🇴
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You think my man is deserving of head because he gives me £30 for lunch? It’s strangers I never met that send me £200+ for conversation? He better go make some money 😂😂😂😂
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After all that mileage interesting
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Now this is what boondocks would refer to as a “n!gga moment”
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Twitter the land of picking and choosing
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How ignorant people see you does not change biology my guy lool
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Surpassed girouds highest tally i think
@osowxvyy
#FreeCongo 🇨🇩
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How do you get 17 goals in the league and it’s only October?? This guy is a freak
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Americans never cease to embarrass themselves
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Interesting don’t remember listening to grime tho
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Idk how you can maintain this for so long,people say he always has a big budget but alot of managers have flopped with big budgets
@umirf1
Umir
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The greatest to ever do it, Josep.
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One thing weed smokers hate bing told is they’re addicted to it dfkm
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You lot must be new to football im convinced
@Kingroronoa1
Kingroronoa 🇩🇿🇵🇸⭐️
2 years
Why does this club have so many fans , they don’t have the most league titles, they don’t have the most trophies , they don’t even have a ucl , yet they seem to have a huge fanbase
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And so is entitlement for you lot
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One thing about this app, certain times if you get ratiod it does not mean you’re wrong lool
@gotlostonline
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this a women’s app bro u can’t say this scott free
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This
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What was used before credit scores were invented 33 years ago?
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People are saying what does crying solve lol, it’s not meant to solve anything you’re just letting out emotions dfkm
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BBLs ran through the community like crack in the 80s
@yuonmydiccwhy
LONG LIVE LEANNE🕊
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cozy
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@Thragg__
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Just finished watching Mad Men, here’s my review:
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Former country is brazy
@chiddyafc
Chiddy 🇳🇬
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Rice refusing to celebrate against his former country I'm in tears😭😭😭😭
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Lukaku is hilarious man roc nation changed him😂😂
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You’re the same people that complain about colorism
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Which is entitlement
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Just know you aint talking about colonizer dfkmm
@notcapnamerica
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Sir, your country is 1/40th the size of the United States. Put some nasty ass beans on a piece of colonizer toast and mind your business.
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You can definitely live here on 30-40k but people just love living beyond their means which then makes them think it’s not enough
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Being this desperate for interactions is brazy
@RealFamilyCrete
IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🔱 🔥 Rappa/Tattoo Artist🩸
1 year
Soul Food> Jamaican Food > Asian Food > Mexican food > Rat Poison > Getting shot with a AK47 > African Food
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You the next Eddie Murphy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yooruichiii
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
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@TheSaintDon
THE SAINT DON ❌ DADA
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@simrxnks How was the dick lol 😂😂👀
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@AbelPxet Rice and stew makes more sense
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No way you lot are blaming him? You guys are sick😂😂
@_afrodiziak
#StopCopCity
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she was crying, vomiting and telling the boyfriend she might’ve been drugged and instead of getting help he…went to sleep. this is why you don’t just date anybody. his nonchalance wasn’t the reason died, but it’s the reason she didn’t have a fighting chance at the end.
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@wowthatsrnb
Wow, That’s R&B🤯
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What’s one song that needed to be longer than the artist made it? 👀
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And then two months later she’ll quote their pictures saying “looooool”
@ReviloLDN_
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Girls are so funny when they’re in a relationship they will be tweeting “my boyfriend” “my man” like we get it🤣🤣
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Yoooo what is this world cupppp
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@russellpioche_ Probably an old pic
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@20Kylies
♕ Morne Lalvo
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??? Is that 2018 Valarie Kay
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Then that would mean the US men’s olympics team would be the champions of the world…
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I mean
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Treating her like she’s a charity case or something dfkm
@aliyahInterlude
⭐️IT GIRL⭐️
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seeing a darkskin girl be loved unapologetically like this so cute, i luv this sm🫶🏿
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She wants the bible to have Harvard referencing 😂
@lucki2bh
adora
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@teerose28th How am I supposed to take the book seriously when idk who wrote that stuff
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One drop rule cooked that nation chai
@neosoulheartmo
Heartbreak Vet
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I really used to think Jessica Alba was a mixed black woman 🤣
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You lot are only traditional when it suits you about chase loool
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This logic is funny man
@kapturedbykage
🇩🇲🇻🇨LDN Photog 📸
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@V1TNE dont matter if you mixed they see us as the same
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It literally works both ways are you drunk
@me_lanin_pie
temmie
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Men go from telling you good morning to "the phone work both ways" 😂 boy fuck you
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Yawn either condemn all of them or don’t
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How she treated him😂😂😂
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Better to be the one cooking than being cooked!
@REECEALJv2
ALJ🇯🇲
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Slang is so funny You cooked = great You are cooked = terrible
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Video is more relevant than ever
@yofats_
emotionalgirl
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Imagine being able to vibe to drill w ur husband >>>
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You people never learn why are we doing discourse for other peoples problems my word
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Find it funny how they’re putting the responsibility on him instead of his dad in the qts
@BDTRELILBROTHER
Raymonte
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My dad cheated on my stepmom and had a baby with a white woman my stepmom is like another mom to me and don’t think she deserved that I refuse to meet the baby and it’s been like 5 years I don’t have anything against the baby but I don’t get why we need a relationship
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Blacks man loool
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We can’t escape ittttt
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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'Why should we split it when I'm not spending that amount of money!' 'Get yourself some better friends!' Dealing with splitting the bill can be problematic! Is it better to keep money and friendships separate?
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You lot act like nggas cant literally go back to listen to their catalogue and like it? Like what’s wrong with you lot😂
@JrMoneyGetting
Junior
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when i said this same shit i got CRUCIFIED
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They wanted him to calculate the velocity of his hit dfkmm
@HamAndNutella
PROUD DAD ACCOUNT🇯🇲🇧🇧
2 years
A lot of people saying the two hits aren't equal, but unfortunately you can't attack someone first, then complain about how they respond. Just not real life.
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