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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

After watching this video, if you believe men are not scum then OYO is your case 😂 Men Are Truly scum 😂😂😂

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Gneaus

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3 years

@dachykes @_a78b @kui_kkui @code_is_ @oratileron Thank you for bodying that virgin

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@Hhalleluwah @EchoDynamis @sporadicalia @dotnetschizo Telcos, Banks, Oil and Gas. All major industries run on Oracle Database

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@gabe_constantin @Jushhhhh @soulwhisperingh @ilov3spiderman

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4 months

@FEELZ_____ He is an enigma. He is the world's first Superstar coach

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2 months

@prynzes_j Mention one issue that is afflicting Nigeria that you as a Nigerian abroad have fought for. You sit on your high horse and think you can dictate for Nigerians.

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2 years

@ModestyQueen19 This is a traditional wedding in Nigeria, the ladies were part of the bride train. You guys are lost, you abuse Africans then try to gate keep out culture

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@legibitiquas

6 months

@missfacto @creepydotorg Who is her Geography Teacher? Whoever s/he his deserves to be praised. To be able to teach a 10 year old such a complex situation and for the 10 yr old be able to remember weeks after

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

My babe just dumped me for a rich guy she is dating online. But she doesn't know that I'm the one. 😂😂😂😂 I will surprise her soon.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

11 months

@ayemojubar Someone please arrest her

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

9 months

@venusakingba Back then our mother's use to have this kind of groups. Where a couple of childhood friends come together to form a group. They go to parties together, do things together, even do monthly contributions and all

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5 years

I will not forget the day I was walking with my girlfriend a man stop with Benz and ask my girlfriend why is she walking alone😨😰😭😭😭. I come to realize if u no get money u are invisible. 😢😢😢

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 months

@Crazymoments01 @crazyclips_ God almighty I felt it. The guy was scared. He thought he had killed someone. You could see the concern in his face

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@legibitiquas

5 years

Please! Na beg I dey beg, if you can't speak good English, you better speak your native dialect. Which one is "happy birthday dear your days are numbered." Are you mad ni? 😕😕

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 years

Layi is The GOAT, Tolani is a goat

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2 years

I know my GOAT

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Can you marry a girl that cannot coke? Let me see ur reactions✌✌

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

10 months

@ONsogbu You were not born like this. Your parents had great hope for you

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

My lil nephew just arrived NIGERIA from England. He was playing his video game about 9pm when NEPA took the light. The boy just shouted 'Mum help, am blind, am blind'😂 In my mind, I said 'U never see anything yet. By the time we on Generator, u will become deaf' 😂😂😂 Nonsense

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@legibitiquas

5 years

I knew I was mature when I walked past an empty can and I didn’t kick it. Then I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity. 👨🏽‍⚕

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

I said I will pay you back at the end of the month, I didn't say which month. Alaye! Be patient my Friend. 😒😒

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@legibitiquas

5 years

If he baths 3 times a day don't marry him, he is a girl. Real men don't bath. 👨🏽‍⚕

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

When you go for a job interview and your ex is the one interviewing you, then you will understand why your teacher asked you to find the value of x. 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Dear MTN and DSTV, Na only 2-1 we beat South Africa o, we no kill them o. No go increase tariff tomorrow o. Signed, Nigerians.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 years

@blackdicklovexx @AfamDeluxo @amanpour @WilliamsRuto You are typing rubbish. No one will murder a gay American Africa is not some backwater town ffs

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@legibitiquas

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone Can't even see the writing. Either way you don't deserve either of them. You played 2 grown up men for your selfish interest now you want to pick one for your selfish and callous interest without any regard for either emotional well being. You don't deserve happiness.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

@CM_Twink @Pheekae1 @chaboga_mogo @potaylortotstoo When you write your own book, you can add it.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 years

@sisihauwa Naaa Northerners are spoilt babies It is bad, the probability of getting a job in any government without a Muslim name is very low but you are equating Nigeria with Islamophobia. More than 50% of states in Nigeria practices Sharia, yet you are talking about Islamophobia.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Some girls will die single because of their standards. 😩 Was your father driving a range rover when he was 24? Then why stress someone's son? 🙄

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and waking up the next morning to see her sweeping the whole compound. 😨😨😨😨

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

@Football__Tweet Since leaving Man U Memphis has developed into a man. He has my respect

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

DEAR KINGS!!! Before you have sex in the name of cold weather, remember hot tea is cheaper than baby diapers. 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Patient: "Dr pls am I ugly?" Doctor: "You're not ugly.” Patient: "But everybody says I'm ugly!” Doctor: “Listen, you are not ugly." Patient: "I know I'm ugly.” Doctor: “You are a fine, strong looking man.” Patient: “I'm a woman." Doctor: "Eii! SORRY!"

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

1 year

@emuvee @crazyclipsonly arrested??? Beaten you mean

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 years

@big_bougie @ModestyQueen19 There is no such thing as 'an African Person'

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

The difference between your mother's tears and your babe's tears is that; your mother's tears affect your heart and your babes tears affect your pockets. Take note my kings. 👨🏽‍⚕

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

3 months

@Pxxdressi How is his rating 6.4. he literally had 1 successful pass from kickoff. 1 shot on target, his only shot. 1 successful dribble. His rating should be between 3 and 4.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

When you enter the interview room and your English whispers to you: “You’ll find me outside” 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

7 months

@OWallelle @CommunityNotes this user @OWallelle a Nigerian is intentionally propagating misinformation for political and tribal gain. See the correct information in the link below.

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@isitbyforcee

7 months

He’s not Fulani, he’s serer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and in Senegal we don’t care about that shit.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Some people said "Am Sorry" can easily soften the heart, wait till you hear it from a Doctor. You go Know it's reverse gear. 👨🏽‍⚕

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

9 months

@yinkaobebe Yinka I dare you to travel by road. Do a raid trip across Nigeria, document everything live so that we can follow it through. Then tell us your experience after.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

On the day of judgment, I will just be holding my Nigerian flag so that God will know that I have passed through hell before. 😩

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

I and my Ex just had this conversation Ex: Hello damy. Me: Yes. Ex: It's me, I've gotten my driver's license. Me: We are no longer together why are you telling me this. Ex: Just look left and right when crossing the road. May God be with you. What does this mean 😰😰😰

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

My first Male child must be a Female. 😩😩😩 I don't like boys especially Girls 😩😩😩

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Some girls be like, "My ex left a big hole in my heart which nobody can fill." My sister don't deceive us we all know where the big hole is na. 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 months

@DammyOA_ @OJ_Stunner They think int'l politics is the same as Nigeria politics that is determined by Tribe and Religion. Israel & US is arming Azerbaijan, a Muslim country, that is currently at war with Armenia, a Christian country, which is being armed by Iran.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

It's mathematically proven that dating two short guys at the same time is not cheating. Look at it: ½ + ½ = 1 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 years

@mrlurvy You think this is a football match? Are you mad?

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

For those who know English very well, please answer this 👇👇👇 If Jenny is Jennifer then how about Lucy....? 🤪🤔 Drop your answer in the comment section. Let see who is baba of English. 🤗

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

3 years

Seeing Press personnel with bulletproof vests during a protest is enough to tell you so much about Nigeria. We are in struggle, an ARMED STRUGGLE. #June12thProtest #KeepitOn

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

I was shocked when l saw my uncle wearing Earrings & l asked him: “Are you a gay uncle?. He replied and said, “I started wearing them the day my wife found them in my car, l said they are mine” 😂😂😂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

I know I look humble but deep down, I want to impregnate a girl🤰 and run away. 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should I do it?"

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

2 years

@LebogangSir @AfricaFactsZone Nigeria was never even in the group chat

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Is it wrong to stop a danfo and greet everybody inside then walk away? 🤷‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

There is no difference between a Bar and a Bra. But once these two are opened men go crazy, now imagine a girl called Barbra😂😂😂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Armed robbers will be expecting you to open the door as if breaking the door is not part of their job. So u just want to collect money with no stress just because you are armed? No, you must work. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do? 🤓🤓🤓

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@legibitiquas

5 years

She was my crush until she posted "Only God Noise Tomorrow " instead of "Only God Nose Tomorrow".

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@legibitiquas

5 years

Even if you don't have anything to thank God for, just thank him for the fact that mosquitoes don't transfer HIV.

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@legibitiquas

6 years

Teacher: Why is your paper📄 blank? Student: Sometimes silence is better than an answer.😒

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Everything I need for my wedding is ready, na only wife remain please what should I do? 🤔

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

I dated Sister Glory last year and I am dating another Sister Glory this year. Does that mean I am moving from Glory to Glory. 😌😌😌

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@legibitiquas

6 years

Stop taking pictures beside people's car, your village people will kill you for nothing.😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

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@legibitiquas

5 years

Do ladies advice each other like; "Please don't ask him for money, he is just a student like you?" Ladies make una dey advice each other na 😩

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@legibitiquas

6 years

Ladies who married because of money be like "I miss you my HUSBANK" 😫

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@legibitiquas

6 years

You will buy Blue Jeans at Yaba and after washing it u can use the water to paint two bedrooms👍

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@legibitiquas

2 months

@realgbolashow @saliu_ayomide1 @IkyJosh @AdesojiMinkail @a_ma_ka You will learn economics the hard way Vincent. You will learn.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

The disadvantage of not being fine is that people will believe you when you say you are single. 😂😂😂

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@legibitiquas

4 years

@bellohamzaa @seyitannn_ Hotel rooms hardly have spare key. If you misplace a key, you will pay for it and they will actually call carpenter to fix it. I am not trying to discredit her story though.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

If you ignore your woman for 5 days, you will find her in a 6 months relationship. Abi na lie? 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Your parents brought you up. Don’t ever bring them down.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

If you are dark you can still bleach. If you are fat you can still slim down. But if you are short, I repeat if you are short! Lemme cum n be going 🤐🤐🤐

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

Ladies hardly communicate their problems. They expect guys to figure what the problem is and get mad when we don’t. Woman what is your Problem? I don't read minds na 😒

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

FINALLY, I have made it!!!!! I can now speak French.... Born June mama. Come on serve her? Serve her beer mercy.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

This cow is better than Phil Jones, Chris Smalling and Ashley Young combined 😂

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@legibitiquas

6 years

Sometimes you need to know your place in someone's life because you might get hurt if you expect too much.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

It is a church not a club. Dress decently. Don't let this stupid wokeness cloud your common sense. Church is the house of God not your boyfriend house or club quilox. Show some decency for a few hours. If you can not wear something decent then stay in your house.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

This year put your nose 👃 right where it belongs; on your face 👨👩 and not in people’s business 😏😏 Good morning everyone ☺😊!

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@legibitiquas

5 years

I had a dream last night, I was driving 2018 Range Rover but I woke up I can't remember where I parked it. Should I report to the Police? 😭

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

In china earthquake for 3days electricity still ON. In nigeria 2birds sitiing on the wire then Boom😲😲 biko light out for 4 months😆😆.

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

I am going to stop watching this female world cup. When they celebrate a goal, they don't take off their shirts. Rubbish!...mtscheeww 🙄

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

9 months

@bkareem052 I have been in Benin Republic for 5 years. Items have REMAINED the same 2020 2024 1kg of meat 3k 3k 1 bag of PW 200 200 1kg of rice 500 500 Why are we so averse to positivity in Nigeria

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Nothing in nature is for itself. Rivers don't drink water, Trees don't eat fruit, the Sun doesn't use heat. Living for others is the way of Life".:simple_smile: Have a Happy day ahead!

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@legibitiquas

6 years

Making a Friend is an act of Grace. Having a Friend is a Gift. Keeping a Friend is a virtue and Being a Friend is an Honor. Have a Nice day!

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@legibitiquas

5 years

It's like my landlord's daughter has joined cult. Uf not, why would she be wearing red pant and bra always? 🙆‍♂

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@legibitiquas

6 years

I don't even see what is wrong in this weed, people are saying I shouldn't take. Do you know Michael Jackson scored over 3000 goals for Chelsea? Cristiano Ronaldo latest album is dope, am listening to it right now. Barcelona just visited me right now, she is so pretty😍...

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@legibitiquas

5 years

Have you ever been so broke to the extent your bank called you to know if are still alive? 🙆😓

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@legibitiquas

6 years

My Teacher once asked me, "In which state does the Niger River run?" I answered with cool, "In the liquid state." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Only married couple have the right to complain about cheating, not two confused fornicators who called themselves boyfriend and girlfriend. Am I communicating?

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@legibitiquas

2 years

@LostWiseOne This is not true. Organ harvesting is done in a clean and serene environment with precision not inside one forest with cutlass

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

6 years

Never feel too proud of yourself in life, because nothing is permanent. Even a brand new generator that sounds like Celine Dion will one day sound like Lil Kesh...

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Gneaus

@legibitiquas

5 years

I can assure you if Satan start distributing money on the road side now, you will see some guys calling him like, "Satanisco santo my guy." "OG niyen" "Baba Agbalagba" "Any other Satan is a counterfeit" "Lucifer still dey learn work where u dey" 😂😂😂 Ads yours.

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@legibitiquas

6 years

The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone opens the door. You😒: EEEEEH The person😳: AAAAAH End of the conversation 😂

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@legibitiquas

2 years

@JacobMartin1970 @RichardHaddadAU @kelly_carlin @elonmusk Because everyone has a right to believe in whatever they want to believe in without prejudice. Dude it is called democracy

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@legibitiquas

6 years

That is how some said, Harmattan in Lagos fluctuate like Airtel signal bar.

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@legibitiquas

5 years

The Egyptians you see today, you will see them no more. 😂

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5 months

@the_Lawrenz Quick Question: how would dey know if it is P2P? Are people still writing crypto in the description when sending funds?

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@legibitiquas

3 years

@Lady_Adanne @AfricaFactsZone @nativityinme Ada mummy say you should go and wash the plates 🚶🏾

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5 years

"NOBODY HOLY" - A phrase used by Nigerian artists to defend their Toxic traits...tueh 😷

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@legibitiquas

5 years

From the very first tweet, he said he wants to share 10 qualities about his woman not him or profess his love for her. But some little minded twisted assholes finds it annoying. Why are you people so bitter towards another person's happiness? What is wrong with you guys.

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