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laura gilpin i owe u my life

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2 months

i bought a container of those math shape blocks and i’m having a Very Autistic Evening and enjoying myself tremendously

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2 years

@hankgreen a deep, dark shudder just ran through the entire internet because of this tweet

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@Aspire2Luminati @CBSNews fun fact! this is 100% a female anglerfish! male anglerfish are teeny tiny parasites that latch onto the side of the female and fuse with her body, then all they do is produce sperm

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*yesterday, halfway through getting a “we’re here because we’re here because” tattoo* artist: “so, is there a specific meaning or you just like the phrase?” me: “do you know who john green is?” artist: “he’s big on tiktok, right?” me: “well,,,”

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2 years

@hankgreen it’s giving

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1 year

@hankgreen as someone who's not currently the parent of a child, youtube watching or otherwise, back room as in,,, the back room of a house???

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1 year

@hankgreen terrible news for cancer survivors with piss kinks

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1 month

@hankgreen i’ll be real, i got them at a thrift store, but this is the brand info!

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1 year

she’s recent (so recent that this tattoo is still itchy as all hell)

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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2 years

@hankgreen evergreen sentiment

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1 year

bf: i don’t really like alcohol. one time i tried pink lemonade vodka and it was awful me: oh? what were you drinking it with? bf: ……with? me: …i think i know why you didn’t like it

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2 years

@hankgreen jesus christ my guy

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4 years

@hankgreen no no the last one is Dominant Culture: I see you have created your own culture. I have decided that it is mine now.

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2 years

@hankgreen this is an incredibly cis tweet (/lh) but also jesus christ my guy

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4 years

@hankgreen im excited to drink coffee on public transit and walking down the street. i want people to keep staying six feet away and out of my fucking space

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4 months

i want this to get more eyes than it will on threads, i for one find myself hilarious

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22 days

maybe do meet your idols actually

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1 year

i think i experienced whatever the opposite of catcalling is today, by which i mean a construction worker on the street yelled at me to do a wheelie on my bike, and i, someone who is completely incapable to doing a wheelie on my bike, completely ignored him

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3 years

@hankgreen

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2 years

@johngreen herman melville sure wrote a long ass book when he could’ve just written this tweet

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4 months

listen,,, don’t shoot the messenger, but,,,

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2 years

@hankgreen hank you've invented mio

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1 year

@_MarsTina what’s hilarious is that the rest of the convo went like: me: do you mean the guy who makes science videos? them: yea! me: that’s hank, john is his brother. he’s the guy who wrote the fault in our stars them: ooooooohhhhhh

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@hankgreen

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@hankgreen *sighs in sociologist*

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11 months

i win

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1 year

@hankgreen now i’m not saying that starting testosterone is the same as getting chemo but i am saying that i have a lot less hair on my head and a lot more hair on a. my face, and b. my ass than i did before t

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2 years

@hankgreen when jar jar binks is made of tar and shows u his pits

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1 year

cis people, let me as your friendly neighborhood trans person who used to love harry potter: i don’t want to hear about jk rowling. i know she hates us. i don’t need you to put her on my timeline every other day. i know. we all know. you don’t have to engage with her garbage.

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3 years

@hankgreen

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3 years

@hankgreen a person in the us getting sick:

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2 years

@hankgreen hi yes some of the words you’re looking for are impression management and in-group relations. rich white libs are worried primarily about how they’re perceived by other rich white libs. cancellation is a threat to that.

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2 years

@hankgreen evergreen tweet yet again

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2 years

@hankgreen also, if you ask a poet, capitalization is all optional. fuck it. no rules.

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4 years

@hankgreen i feel like this goes without saying but i miss concerts more than i miss certain family members

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3 years

@hankgreen starting this tweet with the exact question you DONT want people to answer publicly was certainly a choice

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2 years

@hankgreen well, if you ask a sociologist, the difference between the “I” and the “me” is that the “me” is the aspect of you that society sees and interacts with, and the “I” is how you respond to that interaction. i don’t know if this has anything to do with capitalization, but 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 years

@hankgreen vitamin d go brr

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2 years

the mythbusters were genuinely such a massive part of my childhood it’s really a shame to know they really butted heads irl

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1 year

@hankgreen hell yea i’m gonna get a good grade in piss jokes, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

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3 years

@hankgreen nft bros but it’s just MLM girlies from high school: “hey bestie!! i just saw your profile and i think you would be the PERFECT for this terrible ms paint monkey!!!” (shoutout to @killersingledad for co-writing this joke)

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3 years

@hankgreen i see that i have made a mistake

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2 years

@hankgreen this tweet turned my brain to slurry i have no idea what these words mean in this order

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4 years

@hankgreen flashback to the “hating platforms that aren’t for you is weird” tweet two minutes ago

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4 years

@hankgreen hank you seem to be spiraling hun

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@hankgreen hey, we did it! we found the whitest tweet!

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3 years

@hankgreen “and then a guy who already had money liked money so much they decided they just might have to kill ya over it”

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3 years

@hankgreen i block any brand i see a sponsored post from on my tl. i know twitter will just populate it with more sponsored posts, but it makes me feel better anyway

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2 years

@hankgreen aww, baby’s first anxiety!!

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3 years

@hankgreen i’m not sure if you’ve misunderstood the phrase “don’t know jack shit” or just feeling particularly confident in your knowledge today

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@mattwkendrick i can confirm that they are made of wood!

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3 years

@hankgreen i’m having surgery at the end of the month, the paperwork said to stop smoking a month in advance (to be clear: i don’t smoke) and in the instructions for 6 weeks post op it said “you’ve now gone without a cigarette for over two months. there is no need to resume smoking.”

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3 years

@hankgreen sir the peril is just your own brain going too fast for its own good

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2 years

@hankgreen @sweeneysays good to know this is a close-to-yearly mood for you

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1 year

@hankgreen i hate it here

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@hankgreen @sportswithjohn not to razz a guy in chemo but i think that might be a side effect of being hank green without twenty million jobs

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@hankgreen @TheMilesMcKenna @VidCon ik u don’t own vidcon anymore but like...there needs to be an apology. to miles personally and to the public. losing queer support will hurt

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2 years

so can hank fight? /j

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Katherine got dressed up for Easter and Orin said she looks like “a famous singer.” 🥰

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2 years

@hankgreen nah i’ll just buy a pack of 100 and take my chances at not accidentally stepping on the lost needles of days past

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4 years

@hankgreen i see that you took a lot of time thinking this out and writing these tweets several times, but also: the system is the problem. the system that lets cops beat the shit out of people begging to not be murdered for being Black is the same system that lets shit like this happen.

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3 years

i am: ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘introvert at a party looking for: ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘extroverted friend to follow around all night

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#gubbins i’ve peaked

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2 years

please tell me the rest of this show is going to be a series of emily: “i use subtle spell gift of gab” aabria: *surprised pikachu* brennan: “i fucking TOLD YOU”

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@hankgreen there’s a “your mom” joke in here somewhere i’m just not clever enough to make it

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@hankgreen i don’t know the context for this and lemme tell you hank, this sounds Nuts without context

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i found this image in my camera roll while looking for something else, and i have no memory of creating it but i have to assume it’s hanks fault somehow

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@skudiklier what’s even better is that you could have the exact opposite question and have the answer be “wind.”

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4 years

@hankgreen this is a recurring theme with you huh

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1 year

@hankgreen we’re you anesthetized for the removal? because if not i assume this felt like getting surgical drains removed and that is a WEIRD sensation

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1 year

me: *shakes tums out of the bottle* my cat: “is treats??? for me?????? you make the treats box noise for me??????????”

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2 years

@hankgreen here we go again

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@hankgreen relevant again

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“brennan lee mulligan must be the GM that got you into actual play!!” “matt mercer must be the GM that got you into actual play!!” you fools. you absolute buffoons.

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2 years

@hankgreen the duality of man

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1 year

“me and hank green have the same taste in men” being a confirmed statement wasn’t on my 2023 bingo card but here we are

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@hankgreen hank what on earth is a cellar spider that is a daddy long legs

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@hankgreen this isn’t objectively that funny, but the way it’s phrased as like,, there is no need, that won’t be necessary,, is so funny to me

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@hankgreen who? tho. why? thy. how? uhh…hot????

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@hankgreen it’s the ✨scenic route✨

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sarah green warned me that putting my wooden cutting board in the dishwasher would ruin it and i didn’t listen to her 😔

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@hankgreen almost a haiku: turbotax lobbies the federal government to keep tax complex there ya go

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@hankgreen i would walk 500 gecs and i would walk 500 more

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@hankgreen but that makes me ANXIOUS i need to read FACIAL EXPRESSIONS im bad at understanding TONE

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2 years

these spot the difference games are getting more difficult cc: @hankgreen

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@hankgreen i choose to believe you were the one doing the flip

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@hankgreen bestie i’m fighting for my life out here i don’t know where the neck line to go!! everyone says to use the adams apple as a guide but i don’t have one of those!!!

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@hankgreen this, as a predictive text prompt: it seems harder and harder to deny that the normalization of people who are just running around has killed the one in the living room i think this is just toddlers

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@hankgreen i’m just...so tired. we don’t have time for this.

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