Y'ALL so I put ‘donnie darko’ as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled “BEST MOVIE ON HBO?!” And I said ‘IT’S ME, HI!” and then everyone around me started to sing ‘something happened and i’m head over heels’. omfg i'm crying 😭😭
happy birthday to my favorite celebrity/actor/dilf/sex icon/philanthropist. here’s a thread of some of his best pics that ur required to look through 📸
An indie movie ‘SUDDENLY’ fell apart after Jake Gyllenhaal showed erratic behavior, including:
• Stripping to his underwear & diving into the freezing ocean, saying “when I see the sea, I swim in the sea”
• Constant script rewrite demands
• Doing his rehearsal in a Pepe Le
I cried when I opened my Christmas present. It is a ticket to visit my family in Italy after 20 years of not seeing them. I have never been so disappointed and sad in my life. I was expecting something Jake Gyllenhaal related.