Elon Musk, Logan Paul, J.K. Rowling and more have weighed in about the “fairness” of letting Imane Khelif compete in the
#ParisOlympics
, with many seeming to believe she is a man. Khelif was raised and identifies as a female, and is not transgender
I believe there’s going to be a centuries-long fascination with the social/technological landscape of the 20th century as depicted in its great art form, film; I think it’s going to reverberate across time, endlessly remixed by AI, increasingly abstract as generations roll on
just watched ten minutes of the wrong season of succession like “wow they’re doing an extended flashback. wow everyone’s really good at acting like they used to. wow and their hair and clothes. wow we’ve been in this flashback a long time. wow I know some of these lines.”
@GraceSpelman
At my great aunt Laney’s funeral, the minister meant to say “let’s go out there today & commit random acts of kindness for Laney” but he said “random acts of VIOLENCE” & my mom laughed hysterically for the rest of the funeral hoping people behind her just thought she was crying
How on earth is it legal for the president’s daughter to be a senior White House staffer making private business deals with China while her father, the president, is negotiating trade deals for the U.S.? This is corrupt kleptocracy.
#DrainTheSwamp
I get why celebrities and their children get married young because like....what are they striving for? They already have it lol. Their life is contained. They move like locals and Western European peasant farmers in 1650
After learning that his mother knew Woody Harrelson’s father, perhaps intimately, Matthew McCounaghey is questioning whether or not they could be half-brothers.
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I finally got unemployment! All it took was 6 months, calling every day, going to an closed office, calling the governor's office, 2 calls from an unlisted number, emailing, refiling, the county commissioner for some reason & a woman on the phone just straight up doing it for me!
This is a real thing:
@LilTunechi
and
@blink182
are going a 38-city co-headlining tour starting in June. To celebrate, they made a mash-up of “What’s My Age Again?” and “A Milli.”
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@casey_mcquiston
has Done It Again. I can’t wait for people to read it so I can talk about it but in the meantime here’s a no spoilers One Last Stop ✨ moodboard ✨
some restaurants don’t taste like the food they’re supposed to be but DO taste like the restaurant. A McDonalds cheeseburger doesn’t taste like a cheeseburger but does taste like McDonalds. Panera, Olive Garden, and Subway are other examples. I will delete this tweet.
A trial of Adobe Illustrator: free
finding out your resume was converted from a pdf to an illustrator file and you don't know how many jobs you've applied to with this unreadable version: priceless:)
Seats in airplanes have the ability to lean back not bc you should use it, but as a test of morality from God. The woman in front of me on my flight last night IS, unfortunately, going to hell.
reminds me of when amy schneider was doing well on jeopardy and there were people (women!!) who were like “she has an unfair advantage” like cis men are biologically…better at trivia??
yik yak had nothing and I mean NOTHING on erodr*
*this tweet is for people who went to depauw university in greencastle, in during a very specific and lawless nine month period
is my constant apologizing because I’m a woman or midwestern?? or is it the imposter syndrome embedded deep in my bones??? I don’t know!! Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need a nonbinary/non-gendered version of “Sir” and “Ma’am” since I often feel the urge to use it while out, to get a stranger’s attention in order to tell them something
this year I got a job I really wanted and wrote and started doing some other stuff that’s really fulfilling and produced comedy and continued to have and make amazing friends! 2020-present has been very weird but I am very lucky :)
Three things is this life are certain: death, taxes, and me posting this picture of my mom shooting beer through the gap in her teeth on Mother’s Day. She is cool and I love her.
insanely irresponsible to not stand behind who is essentially your employee experiencing harassment on a national scale for doing what you paid her for imo