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not to sound like a whore but could u guys like my stuff out of pity or smth idk tho

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@garlicwife This is what i imagine the mf whos best at fort looks like so makes sense

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@tt_t772 Ive spent last 2 hours reading ab this shit too its actually crazy entertaining 😭 all the screenshots are from THIS MONTH as well like

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@EXPERIMENT000XD @evainelol No but ive seen the girl tweet ab edating like 20 times and dont even follow her

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@Kaostanza challenge: find a single person who likes playing with bardinette (not his viewers from anivias asscrack div)

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@LoLBeginners Ik its time to give up if someone ever does this to me in game

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@tt_t772 HAHA ye but even in the "expose" tweets he still looking mad desperate and pick me XDDD like he just exposing EVERYONE himself included

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2 months

How it feels having to queue 5 blind picks to get back to ranked

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2 months

@mmaykamo id rather take a continental missile with 680 tons of tnt to my exact location than feel wanted

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@StarlightAPM HAHAHAH not the exact time of day as well i cba how massive copers cheaters are perma

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3 months

@nyandesssune Bro done watched it to the last second still tho

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@emote_typer Ure legit dealing 50% dmg to the nash as well cuz ur tanking

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2 months

@Lweafie @big99935837886 She wasnt being degraded for being a woman but for her actions tho?

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2 months

@EXPERIMENT000XD @evainelol Its an edater, he was never gonna see her irl anyway, so kinda makes sense that looks dont matter:D

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11 days

im crying, this guy was flaming me im literally one punch man to this human experiment 😭😭

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3 months

@purplexddd9 Easten europeans w their classic dating 14 year olds at 18

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4 months

@legitjustbad Tf redbull every day? Send him my way 🗣

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3 months

Cooked some shmeat today mmjjjg

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@Jim_Dwest @HANCXCK let him hold a band

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2 months

@L9FRIENDLYSTYLE Bros rent is 2 months late w these tweets

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@laxativemaxx

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"our breakdowns"

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@laxativemaxx

6 days

@chaseshaco @LSXYZ9 the anabolic window theory has been disproven for a long time now the actual window is much longer than the mythical 1 hour timeframe, especially when not training fasted the 40g per meal is also debunked iirc

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first time making and eating mac n cheese :3 (i added minced meat)

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@laxativemaxx

3 months

@plutiea Why do people hold women to a higher standard in terms of being a rtard online?? Or being better people in general

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

@chaseshaco @Tasty_Potatox most streamers and t2 or lower pros are dogs in soloq only the few biggest streamers and t1 pros are held accountable i get the sentiment and agree, it should only be accessible to players with good rep, but literally thats just not most streamers, they hold exceptional grudges

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

i mean this is also just a massive red flag???

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@sylvieesdiary

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calling me mid when i was scared to show my best friend a photo of you and had to say “ okay hear me out. “ is absolutely insane

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men only want one thing,,

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1 month

4:62 pm type shi

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

rhaastyboy teesplit blocking me back after finding out theyre blocked is so "well i didnt like u either! >:(" i block u bc i find ur tweets and takes cringe, u block me so u could feel like u have control over how people perceive u cant please everyone, blocking isnt an attack

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@prpleeexdxdd9 @rathal999 re4l and tru3 X?D fk szn14 split 2 fanboyz

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2 months

Faker if instead of being goated he was just jewmaxxing

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1 month

this guy still cant guess what im gonna reply next

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1 month

trying to see smth solve this: 6/3(1+2) =

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2 months

@asiskant Hes legit evolving, now hes at least waiting to realize what the public consensus is so he can support it and not get cancelled

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1 month

comment made by a guy who a month ago had L9 in his @, is low elo and tweets about dating minors but im X?D L9 wannabe cncrd0g

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@laxativemaxx @eonoxd @Sykko_xo dni L9 wannabe random

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3 months

Twitteraction circle >_<

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21 days

not a gymposter but was a chill push day 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

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@pheracious @Babybonnieee Thas not a name, thats what happens when u hit the crackpipe 😭

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11 days

omgg shes back ^_^

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7 days

whoever unfollows next just know u are responsible for my upcoming heroin addiction

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@laxativemaxx

2 months

@ChaoJester @domjakf @pigmentssss Cuz u legit jus dont understand the game on a high enough level to make the explanation simple Im sure youd agree w him if u talked to him for 2 hours on discord but that takes 2 hours of explaining concepts and information which is beyond ur understanding and knowledge

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2 months

@zac_gaming__ Nahhh ive been playing adc in gold elo recently sometimes theyre legit cracked as shit mechanically, just not consistently, not in teamfights and 0 clue of macro especially post plates so like theyre still bad But ive seen some legit impressive mechanics in lane from golds

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omg wait im goated? (its probably lolicons fighting under my comment)

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9 days

i deactivated for 6 hours cuz i had a mental breakdown did u guys miss me >_<

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21 days

@VanMinart2 @lexiedeasis008 u traced an evelynn splash art and tried to trademark it or?

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1 month

me jumping to bed at 2pm after a long night of being unemployed and just gaming and shi

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@laxativemaxx

3 months

Is this relationship ok?

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17 days

@HANCXCK @CerealK67723449 collateral cancellation

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

its this simple to prove that ive been chall more times than u were hugged as a child, twt 'challenger' larpers DNI

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1 month

@prpleeexdxdd9 @Sykko_xo arent u a low elo balkan edater and a l9 fanboy at ur grown age? dw keep tweeting about how all ur friends are 20 dating 16 yos and thats normal, ur friends are not pedos trust

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1 month

omg new phone 120hz mmmghnnhh battery lasts SO LONG HNNNG

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turns out the fakest people reassure u the most

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

my tweets last night? i grew and changed as a person, overnight i went through a 8-hour inclusivity training course and improved as a person i apologize, i was young and stupid

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

these "challenger coaches" will say anything except an opgg link on twitter but search "challenger" on his page and there are 1907463 mentions and 0 pictures mickey mouse oce player and not even challenger while selling challenger this challenger that lol elo tourist ropema

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@laxativemaxx @zac_gaming__ idk watch the vid where i beat sheiden on 180 ping whos 1700NA, he woulda lost harder but team soft inted about 5 kills unlucky gameleapers

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comment for drunk tbh :3

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@laxativemaxx

3 months

@step1v9 Not him just cncr missing that cannon and caster after the first clip tho 😭

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@laxativemaxx

4 months

new pinned! LF beautiful wamen to date and sex - 37 years young and fertile - went 3-0 in gold promos back in 2015 - fuker and dante are on my friend list - gragas main - love watching tiktok and kik and cats ⟳ and ♡ to be moots #leaguetwt #promotwt #valtwt #edatetwt

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3 months

Me in her dms after she loses all her games playing w her low elo bf

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the world if i dont get a text back

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getting cheated on hurts but have u ever wiped 17 times and the paper is still shitty

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3 months

@nyandesssune the thing which made me change my mind was seeing a picture of ass skin necrosis for injecting into fat tissue instead of muscle or smth that shit was nasty Also chance of brain dmg is higher below 25

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3 months

Guys my car isnt starting.... idk what to do my father was absent

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rn currently after a big ass nap

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3 months

If u ever unfollow me just know ur the rzn i relapsed

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me when chilling but the hand of god grants me temporary conciousness

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@laxativemaxx

3 months

@tt_t772 XDD ye but its insane content hack cuz the girls are like "ohh posting this guy flirting w me gets me likes from the puter people" fully knowing he just gonna post a screen of them being down horrendous right back at him replying in 10seconds

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@laxativemaxx

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people act like being blocked on twt is the biggest hatecrime, i legit just dont want to see what i consider cringe lol literally never interacted with most people who i have blocked. if u take being blocked BY COMPLETE STRANGER personally, u have some major issues

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21 days

someone else donated her clan castle troops

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@laxativemaxx

7 days

I CANTT this guy pretending to be a gm jungler said smth incredibly low elo, then he got outed as a d4 player for 5 years, and now he made a GOOGLE DOCS saying im a bad person for calling him a rtard cuz HES ON THE SPECTRUM, just cant make ts up

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man i spend 210€ on nicotine a month its time to fucking quit what the fuck

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@Qvinlol ur honor i swear to god i didnt follow her here

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8 days

the american mind cant comprehend smuggling a 1.5L bottle of vodka to a festival under ur foreskin

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removed all mirrors from my home, tired of being horny

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view just so chill its like im ovulating and ready to receive but instead of seed its just love and peace bros

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2 months

Hope of getting a lil kitty cat in a few months keeps me going ngl

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23g of protein

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Men only want 1 thing

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1 month

imagine taking a sip from the bottleussy at 3 am

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@laxativemaxx

1 month

me reading ur esex while wearing 3 hoodies in the back of the gym:

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@C4ISRAA You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about lil bro if my girl ever leaked I’d be crowned king of leaguetwt

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3 months

I be out here smelling like a lady from feudal japan and IDGAFF 🗣

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@asiskant shes so new to leaguetwt i can just sense it when i click on her page, legit smells like a brand new car off the dealer, like the newest iphone when u unbox it on release date, like a freshly blossomed cherry tree leaf on a japanese island, like mirage esex leak doc posted a minu

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get cherished dumbass

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Forcing myself to go to the gym rn i still have 9k steps left

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E-girl this e-date that, how about u e-lectroshock me with 13000 megawatts until my brain sees league of legends with AI tier clarity

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@444AHI @21WWays Man all this unnecessary etiquette bs is the exact rzn why i only wear dresses nowadays

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gm gang, won over the trust of the kitty last night

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@laxativemaxx

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@sylvieesdiary @XmnaBlue i mean feeling the need to justify ur partner to ur friends anyway and immediately defend him before they even seen him? like i couldnt imagine introducing my girl to my friends like "yoooo ik she aint beautiful or anything but..." how can u date someone ur not proud of lol

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might quit all my unhealthy obsessions rn

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my twitter arguing era is over im back to blocking

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cant wait to offer my cat everything so i find out his taste >_<

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i love him so much omfg i legit cant stop smiling like a retard at this video id fetch him the mooonnnn omfggg ive never loved a person as much as i love this stranger internet cat

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id shoot all of my followers for a 5 minutes w him on my lap such a cute bastard cbaa

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