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GoonerLawro

@lawro_gooner

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Arsenal red member COYG! Essex cc, “Don’t take my tweets seriously I’m only here for a laugh”🙃

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Joined February 2020
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2 years
Would you rather… England win the World Cup or Arsenal win the champions league which one would you choose? I know what my answer would be 😬
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4 years
A bit random but does anyone else get the sudden urge to pack up and live at the coast? Today is one of them days ☹️
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3 years
Is it ok to be pissed at 6pm on a Sunday? 🍻😂🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 years
Some sad news tonight, we had to put our pet dog down tonight. R.I.P Millie love ya always 😢
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4 years
Show me a pic of you’re pets, need cheering up! Here’s mine: 🐈
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GoonerLawro
3 years
It’s amazing how I’ve lost followers because I’ve defended Saka, Rashford and Sancho, oh well good riddance you racist twats ✌️
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3 years
Truth!
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2 years
Of course 🥴
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3 years
Oh yes 🙌
@Joeby52
Joe ❤️ #FookLabour
3 years
Definitely ......
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4 years
Woke up this morning realising I will be 35 years old tomorrow 😭 FUUCCCKKKK!!!!!
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GoonerLawro
2 years
Do you women seriously like grey in a man’s beard? 🧔‍♂️ I hate my little bits of grey hair in mine 😭
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3 years
Hard saying goodbye today! RIP Nan love ya always 😘
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3 years
Can’t I just go by myself??? 🤣
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3 years
Am I the most attractive man out there? Of course not. But do I have a good personality? Well no, but do I wake up every day and try to be the best person I can be? Also no!
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GoonerLawro
4 years
Good morning! Feeling a bit low this morning, drop me a like to show me some love ❤️
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GoonerLawro
3 years
Snatch 🙃
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4 years
A tough one but house 3 for me 🙃
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4 years
🙄
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@lawro_gooner
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3 years
Love a bit of Fish n Chips Fridays me 😍
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Why are people driving in a car with a face mask on? Absolute madness 😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Oh well that’s my weekend ruined 🤨
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Just had a bit of a clear out👌 (hate accounts that follow then unfollow just to boost numbers/followers) 😡
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
2 years
Shocking scenes at Brentford's stadium as stewards are forcing Man United fans to stay and watch the game until the final whistle...
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
I’m offering my own eat out to help out scheme, is anyone interested? 👅
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10 months
Drop a picture of pets… Mine:
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4 years
A big fat 0 😂
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GoonerLawro
3 years
How to hit a golf ball into the trees 🙄🤣
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Come on then reveal yourself ♋️🤪
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GoonerLawro
3 years
Life is so cruel! R.I.P Nan 😢
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@lawro_gooner
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2 years
July- 146 people! come on show yourself 🤪
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Butlins 👀🤷🏻‍♂️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Just had a massive clear out of followers, can’t be doing with fake accounts or accounts that follow you for a few days then unfollow you just to gain numbers 😤
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GoonerLawro
3 years
Who’s joining me??? 🤣
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
White bacon 🥓🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Rise of the Footsolider 🤔
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
2 years
Liquid 😬
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@lawro_gooner
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3 years
This is the life 🍻
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4 years
Best chocolate bar is???
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3 years
I ain’t going to lie but I could do with a good set of tits in my face right now tbh… 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
10 months
Is this true ladies???
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GoonerLawro
3 years
🤷🏻‍♂️😭🤷🏻‍♂️
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GoonerLawro
4 years
Had a bit of a clear out of followers so if you are reading this tweet you’re one of the unlucky ones! Sorry 😐😜
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GoonerLawro
4 years
Now this is a bit of me 😍
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
It’s been a while 😋
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Sorry to bore you but these are last pictures today 👍🥶
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
2 years
In between my ex’s legs
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GoonerLawro
9 months
Make my day tbh 😝
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Well I’ve landed on my feet here guys 😎
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Preach 🙌
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Felt sorry for myself! Not sure why but it’s a good enough excuse 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of? Mine is snatch 🙃
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Won’t be on Twitter for a little while, take it easy guys ❤️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
2 years
Relatable 😭
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Anyone want to go halves with me on this? 🏡
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GoonerLawro
10 months
Yup 🤷🏻‍♂️
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GoonerLawro
9 months
Who don’t love a shorty 🙌
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Can’t actually believe I got this for a Christmas prezzie! Cheeky bastards 😂
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1 year
Starving!
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GoonerLawro
3 years
It’s the simple things in life that please me 😊
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GoonerLawro
2 years
I feel sick 🤮🤮🤮
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Don’t get a ban on twitter don’t get a ban on twitter 🤞🤨
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@lawro_gooner
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2 years
Underrated…
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Just come on to say happy Christmas and happy new year have a good one 🥳👍😘
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GoonerLawro
2 years
👀
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Defund the BBC 🙃
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2 years
@FBAwayDays Thought it was Steve mclaren at first glance 😂
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GoonerLawro
4 years
My Twitter life has come to an end, take care stay safe 😘
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GoonerLawro
4 years
Am I the most attractive man out there? Of course not. But do I have a good personality? Well no, but do I wake up every day and try to be the best person I can be? Also no!
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4 years
🤪🤪🤪
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Does anyone else lay on the sofa like this whist looking at ya phone? 🤳
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GoonerLawro
3 years
I’m not saying a word 🤫🤐
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
2 years
If this offends you then please unfollow me! Thank you.
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
1 year
Chin up…
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
You will be pleased to know I’m going to take a little break from Twitter! Have fun and stay safe 👍😘😘😘
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
@DawnButlerBrent So a bit like brexit then Dawn?
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GoonerLawro
4 years
Morning! I think the devil might win this one today 🤔😈
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GoonerLawro
1 year
19 years in the greenkeeping industry and i still love the smell of freshly cut grass 😍
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Beard or no beard? 🧔👨 that is the question! 🤔
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
For me the perfect getaway 😍
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Anyone want to bring me breakfast in bed? It is my birthday today after all🤪🥳🎉🎂
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
The sound of thunder and lightning never gets old, love it 🙂🌩⛈⚡️
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3 years
👀
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4 years
“Having sex in an elevator is wrong… On so many levels.”
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3 years
Cancer ♋️
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3 years
“Having sex in a lift is wrong on so many levels.”
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10 months
A city getaway anyone??? 😍
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GoonerLawro
3 years
This is becoming a bit of a habit 😂
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@lawro_gooner
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3 years
Fancy a cuppa ☕️😁
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2 years
@themodernnmom I mainly get migraines to be honest 😭
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GoonerLawro
3 years
OMG 😍
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.”
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
3 years
Vegas baby!!! 🎲
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2 years
Don’t eat it
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3 years
Why did I think that ordering this on a Sunday evening was a good idea 🙊
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3 years
Some days are just harder then others 🥲
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@lawro_gooner
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3 years
Hi guys I’m 995,461 followers off the one million mark! Can you guys please follow me? 🤣 Why do people beg for followers? I don’t understand 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@lawro_gooner
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3 years
Lost about 100 followers this month for some reason 🤷🏻‍♂️ oh well can’t please everyone, ppl need to stop being so serious all the time 😂✌️
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@lawro_gooner
GoonerLawro
4 years
Time to get a real job mate Merry xmas 🤪
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