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Albany, Newest York
Joined December 2011
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4 years
@EmyFlook @ChrisEvans Very good advice actually.
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1 year
This shot with the normal traffic right behind them is my favorite thing about this
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3 years
LMFAO KYLE FLIPPING THEM OFF FOR NOT THROWING THE YELLOW (it was raining pretty consistently)
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2 years
I agree with Bubba's suspension. I don't agree that Ty Gibbs didn't get suspended for a retaliation move that almost sent a car into a NASCAR Official and pit crew members. I don't agree that Gragson didn't get suspended for a retaliation move that wrecked the Xfinity field.
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Hi @CoreyLaJoie . I'm not saying this as a joke or a bit, I'm not trying to troll you, and I don't say this with any anger or mean undertones, but please stop racing.
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@KurigohanSoreir @BroccoliSouplex @arvalis @funwithstuff Unfortunately yes. Full color vision used to be a free mod but since hospitals created their own content store they've put that feature behind a paywall to "support the developers." Your parents probably opted for a different feature for you rather than the full color DLC.
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3 years
Can't pass worth a shit with this dumb package
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3 years
Watching the #secretNASCAR race
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5 years
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT MORE PICTURES TO COME
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Nascar Trivial: Did you know that Matt Kenseth was the first person to attempt a "Hail Melon" at Martinsville? It would have been successful but unfortunately Joey Logano was in the way.
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i don't think jamie little is good at her job
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4 years
@OldMemeArchive That's not how this meme goes.
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3 years
"it doesn't matter babe it's nothing... I just think it's funny how..."
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6 years
You're required by law to love this pit entry
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4 years
I can't explain how much of a vibe it is to put on VR, put yourself in the stands, and watch a replay of yourself leading a dirt race. I miss real life racing but this is just like the real thing. @iRacing @iRacingMyers
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Have you ever wanted to be @DaleJr but are under the age of 21? Well I have the solution for you as the 2006 Censored car is back on @tradingpaints for anyone to use.
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4 years
People aren't mad because Logano won. People are mad because this package is trash and actively prevents racing Watch Harvick leave with a run on Logano and then watch it vanish because once he gets semi-close he just ends up pushing Logano away This package sucks don't deny it
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I see a lot of people involved with the inner workings of NASCAR having a good time with the Chicago race event and I see 1 spotter refusing to attend and tweeting mass shooting fan fiction from his couch. You could tell Brett whatever you want and he wont fact check it.
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4 years
Small thread for people hyper fixated on the outcome of the investigation who have forgotten, accidentally or on purpose, the context of the environment. The weekend started with someone angry enough to pay money to have a plane fly a confederate flag in protest
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You can always wreck Ty Gibbs, it's always morally correct
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3 years
This year's @F1 package looking hot
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2 years
Does Noah smoke like two packs a day and eat only cheese? When does it become a concern for himself and his team when he's this destroyed after every race?
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2 years
Name a better combo than Austin Dillon and hitting the leader instead of passing them
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1 year
Gragson leaves behind a legacy of forcing himself onto the Snowball Derby girl trying to get a kiss from her, puking several times after races, and running last in points out of all full time drivers in his rookie season
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5 years
When you have a race at Atlanta but everyone figures out you can run inside the infield during practice without getting disqualified
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5 years
I mean hot damn does this not look like a real life picture???
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4 years
I miss these so much. My mall had them when I was like 8/9 and my dad would pay and let me race them I finished 7th once and beat all the other adults. When I got out someone, "THAT WAS A KID???" Also, does anyone know what software these used to run? What game was this?
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5 years
So when I was painting the 2006 Dale Jr car, @GaryW_Broadcast said it would be funny to see a censored version like how they were in the old EA/Papyrus games. I agree. Get it here:
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@KevinHarvick You don't like pizza??
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3 years
"I don't understand what's going on with this car who is the sponsor?" "Ohhhhhhhh! Now I get it! The car is sponsored by Smithfield!"
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4 years
Those sons of bitches finally did it
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2 years
What a hell of a way to celebrate the 3rd year anniversary of him getting suspended for the incident
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6 years
lmao
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1 year
The worst part about this is that there's kids on this app that are too young to have watched/form memories of this era who will die on the hill that the neutered pack racing we have today is the peak form of oval racing
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June 15, 2012: NASCAR broke the 200 mph barrier for the first time in 25 years. During qualifying at the newly-repaved Michigan, Marcos Ambrose won the pole with a speed of 203.241 mph
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2 years
I hope Brandon Jones dumps Ty Gibbs next week and ruins his chance at a championship. Burn the bridge fuck JGR and fuck Ty Gibbs.
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4 years
@NASCAR YES YES YES YES YES
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god damn jamie little's call sucked "....there it is"
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2 years
The combination of the Brandon Jones news today, Kyle Busch's comments yesterday, and reddit comments had me look back at the Martinsville race earlier this year. His team won the race but Ty didn't. He wasn't excited at all lol. Just sad and confused about Ty not winning.
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One of the biggest reasons why I hate Twitter now (there's a ton of other reasons obviously) is when you view the NASCAR tweet regarding the suspension it's all the racist pieces of shit that pay for the checkmark that are the first replies under it.
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5 years
rip kyle larson's career holy shit that's bad
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1 year
This picture finally makes so much more sense now
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Parker Kligerman
1 year
This is freedom and power. What a powerful pause and statement
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5 months
When you haven't pooped in 3 days and you say enough is enough
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3 years
I think it's awesome that @bennyjohnson has been hanging out with @mattdracing all weekend. I fully support your message and I'm so happy you feel safe enough to stop caring about what others think. Lets fight cancel culture!
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austin hill looks like the construction guy that peter griffin drew naked
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3 years
People: drivers should race across multiple series, disciplines, drive different cars, and race different style tracks *Kyle Busch does it* People: don't do that what the hell
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4 years
oh no shit mark you like racing?
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5 years
At the rate that Ryan is recovering he will soon be unstoppable. A month from now he will be double in size and able to rip a car in half with ease. In a year he'll be using the Empire State Building as a toothpick. May he show us mercy for his powers have finally awakened.
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RFK Racing
5 years
Ryan Newman Continues Great Improvement
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4 years
Noah implying David Starr is a dipshit because David had a tire go down is peak why I can't stand Noah
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4 years
A story in 3 pictures.
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4 years
Re-sharing this because I don't think I've made a better video since (2017)
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1 year
wait... why was chase out?
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Dale Jr: *interesting question* Guest: *captivating response* Mike Davis:
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4 years
Full send. Will retweet in the morning when people are awake. I want people to see this if it helps.
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3 years
Hey this is pretty cool it looks like F1 is following NASCAR with what they did with the new package
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5 years
I'm so blessed to be out here with hot passes for the first @NASCAR eSports race, it's such a humbling experience.
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Junk Knuckles
3 years
Oh boy you're gonna hate it when you find out where your boy Jesus was made
@DavidRagan
David Ragan
3 years
I try to buy “Made in USA” Today I noticed some frozen strawberries from Turkey!!!!! Not just No….. Hell No
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3 years
If I die tonight or tomorrow or this week or whenever I die I guess please print this out and tape it to my tombstone
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5 years
Remember in NASCAR 2008 EA didnt bother/care to get the licensing rights for the COT manufacturers and instead just made every car have the same some stupid generic headlight/taillight? I booted up my 360 and used my capture card to make this template because it HUMORS ME. Enjoy
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3 years
@OldMemeArchive OK this is definitely on purpose now lmfao
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3 years
Watch this compared to what you'd normally see on a NASCAR broadcast. Night and day difference and I wish we were better.
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5 years
Spent some time today working on this forgotten gem from the 2006 season
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1 year
There's no way to prove this but I trust my gut feeling on this. I think if Austin Dillon didn't remove himself from the race he would have been the guy to punt SVG and be fake apologetic about it.
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5 years
@roushyates @NASCAR @FordPerformance @roushfenway I'm praying for every single one of you out there. Be strong.
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4 years
Social distancing be damned, @_JonWood is a complete menace even if he's thousands of miles away Holy hell I'm
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Junk Knuckles
3 years
Rest in peace Paige
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3 years
@WiiWednesday So I went to my local video game store the other day...
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4 years
Blaney's car the second he touched the grass
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3 years
And now it's time to crown a champion only based on running order of a single race that's probably decided based on diving low into the dogleg on a gwc restart
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3 years
This means if you take a picture of your nuts you're contractually obligated to send it to them
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Uh, what photographer on earth is going to agree to this, willingly?
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8 months
No absolutely not. I hate the idea of racing or having car control in general. I want to turn on my TV and watch a bunch of cars stay stuck together in frame. I want it to look the same as when I'm in highway traffic and can't go anywhere. Please dumb everything down more
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Chris Rice just said if horsepower is increased we run the strong possibility of cars being more spread out. Is that what you are looking for? 866-PIT-LANE @SiriusXMNASCAR #TMDNASCAR
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7 years
oh look it's my favorite segment
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2 years
"In a perfect world you cum" - Larry McReynolds 2023
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4 years
don't watch this video if you don't like it when people say fuck
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oh my god "you hear that chant? let's go brandon" crowd: "fuck joe biden"
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7 years
This is the best Meme genre
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4 years
"He had six inches up her butt." - Todd Bodine He actually said that lol
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3 years
When I woke up this morning for some reason this idea to compare them was in my head immediately Keep in mind Newman is off the throttle while Stenhouse is 100% wide open the entire time We had it so good man why are they self sabotaging what they had? Who is in control of this
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7 years
Just saw this image and now I'm finally ready to embrace death
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1 year
It's so easy to not do things like that and not get suspended. Like it's so easy. Just don't do it.
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Man if only every race came down to driver skill and managing equipment that'd be something eh?
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3 years
Can we stop pretending a movie from 2006 has had an impact on how unhealthy nascar is now? It's an absolute irrelevant scapegoat take
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1 year
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trucks should be at IRP Xfing should be at road Cup should be at Oval If you do not agree then you are wrong
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4 years
If you're a person who can't understand the context of this situation and still has to try to spin it in a way to make it look like a publicity stunt then shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. You're purposely attempting to create division when we should be standing together.
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@TeamYouTube @SmellyOctopus @YouTube And once this fire is out you'll go back to doing nothing to prevent this in the future right?
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He's not gonna fuck you bro
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3 years
"what are your intentions with my daughter"
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5 years
Used my lunch break to start working on a car that I've always wanted to paint :)
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2 years
Don't even dare call yourself a NASCAR fan if you weren't around for this iconic moment. This was racing. This is when drivers put it all on the line every week. Tempers flared. Emotions ran wild. Fists were flown. We didn't know it that night, but we were watching history.
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4 years
Missing this bad
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@GOGcom Don't apologize, there was nothing offensive about what you said.
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4 years
@ReganSmith If you went back in time and met your younger self, do you think he'd be happy to see you falling for and propagating conspiracy theories? I sure hope not.
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4 years
time to post some cursed nascar content
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3 years
Nascar hasn't been the same since he retired
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3 years
these are the babies that fill their diapers when someone takes a knee during the anthem and cry "keep politics out of sports"
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3 years
RICK IS DOING THE LARSON BACKSTORY THING THAT WE ALL JOKED ABOUT WOULD HAPPEN BUT I DIDN'T THINK HE'D ACTUALLY DO IT BUT HE'S DOING IT
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