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Laura

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Realtor//Customer Service Expert//Experienced Virtual Assistant//Communicator//Studied English Language//Cook//Healthy living advocate// #MyCaseIsDifferent

Lagos, Nigeria

Joined May 2023

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

6 days

You purchase the land, we farm on it for you. Perfect investment plan. Innit? Contact me to help you invest in Agriculture. You can help your loved ones invest too. Food for the nation at the end of the farming season. Note: An acre is now 3m The farm location is Abeokuta.

@lauritainekwe

Laura

27 days

@DrJesseglee 3.5m to get 1 acre of land at Harvest Haven, they farm on it for me, sell my farm produce and deliver my ROI in a few months.🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

@Enioluwa_ Why are you personalising the ulcer? You're making it feel at home. 'my ulcer'.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

@Elv_hiis I don't need a motivational speaker to tell me to stop personalising what I don't want. It's surprising that in all your knowledge, you don't know that!

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

Another day to try again. May God crown our efforts with success.🙏🙏

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Hi, Mutuals. I need a job. I am professionally Certified and can fit perfectly into Roles like Administrative or Executive Assistant/ Customer Support and HR. Remotely or Physically. Recommend me for such roles. Ps. I'm a fast learner Kindly Repost till I get Hired. Thank you.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

There's a striking resemblance between this ma'am and I.😌🤭

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Confidence Staveley

@sisinerdtweets

2 months

When Chief invites you for lunch, you show up because you’re guaranteed a good time and great networking opportunities.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

9 months

@beibipearl2 Which kind thing be this?😭 They should stop spoiling our image out there already!🫤

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

Bare is better.😌

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Sisi Olounje

4 months

Bare😌😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Yes. Pink and red.😌🤭

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Adaaaaa🌸💕

2 months

Pretty girls wear pink💕🌸

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

August 1st, 2020 My weight and height is still the same.🥲 I'm shy.🫣 Okay, bye.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Posting a Tbt picture tomorrow. Remind me.🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

If na like this teachers dey fresh, abeg, I want to be a teacher!🤲 Recommend me to your school uncle.🙏

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Danilo

8 months

just a primary school teacher with some swag 🤎

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

The inheritance I will give to my kids is quality education and dual citizenship. So help me God.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Your girl is getting into real estate and y'all are going to be hearing from me a lot.🫵🏾 Sleep ke, no sleep till you buy from me.😌🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

Zoom it.🥲

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@j0vintage

God’s favorite 🌻

4 months

Lemme see yall in glasses

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

This and my lipgloss. Forever favourite.😊

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

7 months

I got balloons! Happy Birthday to meee.🥳🫣😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 year

@OfficialMissKDK Sis, you're so pretty.🥰🥰

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Dear Lord, please change my financial situation in July. Make it bigger! Amen.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

Pillow always coming through for support through the coldest moments, literally.😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Being a parent in this generation is so tough! The thought pops into my head occasionally! Like, What kind of a parent will I make? How will I shield my kids from the poison of this generation? If it comes to it, I'd rather never birth a child than fail as a parent.🥲

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

I saw new yams everywhere today. New yams usually meant reduction in prices so I hurried to price them, hoping to get five pieces for N1,200 like we used to in 2021. Lo and behold, seller said 12k for five pieces.🥲 I left respectfully.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Yes. Got it as an award for best graduating student, junior secondary category, 2015.😌

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Unkonfined

2 months

Does anyone of you still own a physical Bible?

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

Dear future husband, this is my family-perfect picture.😌😌🥹

@LeeMpaki

GOD'S PROMISE💫

4 months

Family Goals...😍🥹

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 month

@Wizarab10 They are desperate. They write stuff on walls and posters, paste on streets and corners. 'Teachers needed. 80k per month. Call so so number' 'Factory workers needed. 60k per week, call ....'. 'Ushers needed for events. 5k per event'. Many freshers fall for it at 100 level sha.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

9 months

I don enter 100 followers😭😭🥹🥹 Finally! You people!🫣🫣🫣 I'm so happy I want to do 1k giveaway. Will drop it for the first comment and repost.🥹😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

This babe broke up with bf cos he didn't provide money for the Photoshoot. She did it herself, sent pics to him alongside the breakup message. I mean, we've got real issues going on in this generation and photoshoot...Photoshoot is her priority? Y'all gimme a break.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 year

@Gidi_Traffic Best thing I've seen in a long time. It's Outstanding! I think everyone should be able to answer this in the realest sense of it with sentiments aside. #WhatIsAWoman

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

My engagement circle is like 10 on this app. They mean the world to me.🫂❤️

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Patiently waiting for that major breakthrough in my life. That big Win that will change everything positively for me.🥹

@thefunkeoguns

Funke the muse 🧸

2 months

I can’t wait for that major breakthrough in my life. That big W! that will change everything positively for me

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I used to buy apples every now and then until one piece turned #500 😔

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I made a nice meal and I absolutely don't feel like eating it. I only crave fruits rn. From my place to Mr. Fruit's place is 1k t.fare.😔

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

9 months

@unkonfined Whenever I pray, I always include There shall be; No lack! No loss! No limitation! in my family! 🙏 God answers that particular prayer always. And I'm grateful. And I'd keep praying it.🙏

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 month

Went on a date with God yesterday, guess what he ordered? My steps😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

5 months

Dear future husband, It's me again. I made this SAPA fried rice and it's just the tip of an iceberg compared to all I'm gonna be preparing for you.😌🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

7 months

I buy my house with ease! I buy my car with ease! I get my visas with ease! I get promotions with ease! I get married with ease! I get funding with ease! Favor with ease! Miracles on miracles! Testimonies on testimonies! Grace is my story! Amen🙏

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

The one in the middle has a mouth, small nose, eyes and big forehead right? Or is it just my eyes?

@Big_Rossie_

Rossie🦋✨

3 months

What is this fruit called?? Correct answer gets 100k💰

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 month

To invest in Realtors Continent's Harvest Haven, you have to; 1. Purchase a piece of land. We provide all documents. 2. You can decide to farm on your land yourself or pay a token for us to farm it for you. We cultivate plantain, Yam and Cassava presently. 3. We deliver your ROI

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I hate being yelled at, like there are so many ways to effectively communicate without raising your voice at me. Pls. Don't yell at me.🙏🏾

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feyisayo 💸

2 months

i hate being yelled at, like there are so many ways to effectively communicate without raising your voice at me

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

I've got families who love me.❤️ May God bless them financially. God bless me to be able to take care of them too. Amen.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Never did. Never will.

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Ginger

2 months

Can you date your Neigbour ?

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

My friend keeps saying, ''You can't be unlucky for 365 days. Keep trying. Keep putting yourself out there. Push harder. Plan and restrategise. Don't relent''. These words are stuck in my head.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

@VerenaAchick @Enioluwa_ I typed out of impulse cos Mum made sure we never personalised anything negative. More than an act of faith or religion, it is a positive affirmation. I grew with that consciousness. I only wonder why so many people are so ignorant of it.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

7 months

First, it was Moses Bliss, then it turned to Theophilus Sunday. How did Nigerian Women miss these powerful men!😭😭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

5 months

Have you had lunch or I should face front?

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

People piling up 'My first husband' "My second husband" "'my third husband"' like gold medals! Divorce is Not an achievement!

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

9 months

I don't mean to brag but I just held an online class (English Language) for over 400 students, preparing them for Jamb. It was super interactive and they loved me. 🤭🤭🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 month

@Morris_Monye Can't believe a human actually said childbirth is not a big deal. Lol.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

7 months

Better days ahead. Keep the faith and resilience! ✊💯

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

Dear future husband, It's me again. I made these scotch eggs and some toast for lunch. I'll eat for two. Hope you're enjoying the weather.🥂 Okay, bye for now. Love you.❤️

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

Pursue! Overtake! Recover all! Amen.🙏

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

I Affirm Today i receive emails of good news Today i receive calls of good news Today i receive text of good news

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

My pepper soup is the best soup you'll ever taste.😌🤭 •Chicken pepper soup •Assorted Beef pepper soup •Goat meat pepper soup •Catfish pepper soup. Usually paired with rice or eko.🤭😌 My secret is Igbo pepper soup mix, utazi and scent leaf.😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 year

@nneoma_dr Use tomato+pepper+long pepper+onions mix alongside Gino Tin tomato paste+chicken stock +Spicity jollof spice.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Me making plans for myself and God being like 'Can't believe you're making such little plans for yourself. Wait till you see what I've planned for you'.☺️🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Posting a Tbt picture tomorrow. Remind me.🤭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

5 months

Dear Future husband, send aza if you like what you see 😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

I was brought up that way. As a child, I'd cry if you served me food without protein. The last couple of years of being an adult has taught me differently tho. In all, I'm still uncomfortable eating with no protein in the meal.🥲

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Elvhis.eth | Inioluwa

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Nah from @lauritainekwe I know some people can't eat without egg, fish or meat.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I want to sponsor my younger sibling's University Education. It would have been easier when school fee was less than 50k. Now It's tripled that amount! #EndBadGovernaceInNigeria ✊🏾

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Good morning.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I just want to afford my basic needs; Food, Shelter, Electricity, Hospital bills, Education and clothing! That is not too much to ask of my dear country. #EndBadGovernaceInNigeria

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Dear Nigerians and all Africans in the UK, Please stay safe amidst the ongoing protests, the videos are disturbing and your well being is paramount. Please watch out for one another. ❤️🙏 May God protect you.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I used to worry myself sick over things I had no control of. Now I trust God so much that I don't flinch in the face of difficult situations.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I need money. I need more money. I need plenttty money.

@im_tolumichael

Tolulope Michael

@im_tolumichael

2 months

Two truths and a lie Comment two truths and a lie about yourself. Don't tell us which one is the lie, someone will try to guess it correctly and you'd tell them if they're correct or not. Let's go...

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

Dear Future Husband, I craved this today and I made it. I'll eat for two.🫣😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

This is what I must now do!

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feyisayo 💸

4 months

I’ve developed a new habit of reaching out to people as soon as they cross my mind. I drop a text or call immediately before I forget and get busy with other stuff, life’s too short.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Optional ingredients in your meal! Hot Pepper Oils Salt. When using any of the above, use a tiny bit or none at all.🫵

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

This. I don't hold things to heart. If you do, we won't get along for long! You can't claim to love me and hold things against me. I'm big on forgiveness.

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Donald

2 months

One of the reasons why I don’t want to “just marry”, I forgive very quick. I let things go very fast. I can’t have someone who will be angry all week. I’m big on “forgiveness”.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

Reading the book 'Passion and Purity' by Elisabeth Elliot and realising all over again how far our generation has fallen from 'keep yourself a virtuous virgin till marriage' to what we have now! Sad realisation!

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

6 ours of sleep in 48 ours.😔

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Soon, I'm going to say, "It took a while but I finally figured it out and doing well for myself now!"😌😌

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I use organic essential oils on my skin. Almond oil, black seed oil, avocado oil, carrot oil, coconut oil. I use dove soap. Eva sometimes. My skin is skinning.😌

@im_tolumichael

Tolulope Michael

@im_tolumichael

2 months

What cream or skincare product do you recommend for someone to use?

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Make I use this motivation hold body.

@Austine_smart1

Ego-Oyibo👑

@Austine_smart1

3 months

I started this business in 2017 with 45k and today i owned two shops that worth millions.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 year

We made a deal to follow each other, you went behind my back to unfollow me. What did I do to you?

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

Oh my legs carry me dey go! Anywhere better dey, carry me dey go!🤲🤲

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

We all agree that farming is very lucrative now, yeah! Imagine buying a piece of farmland, all necessary documents provided, and when you pay a token for our farming services, we farm on it and sell your products for you!!! We deliver your profit to you! Like the idea? DM me!🫡

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

I remember buying 4 good quality biscuits for #20 I'm 4 years from 30.

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temster

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i'm old enough to remember buying chicken for 650/kilo and I'm not even 30 yet.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

I love love igbo songs, attires and dance moves. So majestic.🥹🥹 Aura of wealth and Royalty.🥹🥹

@AfamDeluxo

Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮

3 months

Once you see Igbo-American boys, you will know. They don't play. 🔥🔥🔥

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

7 days

If you see me post anything for sale, please, buy! Buy for your loved ones if you don't need it. Mention me to your friends when they need what I sell. I'm asking nicely.😔

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Laura

7 months

March is bringing in prosperity. March is bringing in blessings. March is bringing in love and new beginnings.

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Laura

3 months

If you don't make an impact, you'll just exist: sleep, eat, work, pay bills, grow old and die. Pretty boring, hhuh! People remember impact, not existence. Choose to make a difference and leave a legacy!

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

Pro tips for cooking great meals 1. Use less salt. 2. Use more natural spices. 3. Use less hot pepper. 4. Don't use very high heat. 5. Use more protein 6. Use veggies 7. Use your protein stock/Broth. 8. Use ingredients in moderation. 9. Add yours in the comment 10. Retweet

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 month

Whenever you come across them, pls repost my business tweets. My customers could be among your Mutuals. I'll buy sweets for you. Thanks.🤭😌

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Laura

8 months

People brought together by mutual interests click the most.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

4 months

🫰 Climb with your friends.✊

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

11 months

@The_Life_Pad Do they really work?

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Laura

2 months

Cos I love art and creativity at its peak.🥹🥹

@Adiva_Farida

Adiva Farida

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Oh that’s my forte 🤭

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Laura

4 months

To every first born. Your pocket will not run dry.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

2 months

Prime Estate is located in a fast-developing space in Ibadan. Your chance to own land at an affordable price. Phase one is sold out. Let's get you a space in phase two. Grab your piece at the pre-launch Price before it increases! DM, Let me walk you through. Invest today.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

8 months

I will marry just once! I will marry right! I will marry my husband! I will marry my best friend! We are going to be a happy family! We are going to be rich! We’ll have beautiful children who won’t give us headache or constitute nuisance to the society! Amen!!!!

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Laura

2 months

The job market is brutally competitive.😔 I hope you find one soon.

@UNCODED_LS

Michael

2 months

Been laid off since January 19 😔 of this year. I'm confused. I'm frustrated. I'm tired. I'm scared. I don't know what to do. I've applied to so many jobs and came up short on every single one. With 4 years of experience I'm still in need of a chance to show I can do it.

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Laura

2 months

I bought it for 200 in 2021. I used to buy 5 for 1k at Ipata market in Ilorin.

@Mrmanagertw

Mr. Manager🦅

2 months

First day I found out Spaghetti was sold for 300 Naira was in 2022. 2 years Later same spaghetti is sold for 1500 Naira. Almost 400% increase, aaaahhhh na.

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

If I'm going with my baby.😌🤭

@Matt_Pinner

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫

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2 weeks , no internet, unlimited food. Yes or No ?

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

We all, like survivors of a wreck at sea, Adrift in the Atlantic, struggling to be free. No land in sight, no refuge near, Not even a flotation device to calm our fear. Swim! Swim we must, to stay alive! Just one rule in this vast ocean: Don't give in to the tide! Laura😔

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what God will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. I'm counting on God to listen to me. Micah 7:7

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Can't relate.😌

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Ade

3 months

Sunday without light is torture 😭

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

1 year

@natural_ama I love it.😍😍 My landlady had a fish pond. I loved feeding them fish.🥰🥰 would really love to have mine someday.

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Laura

3 months

As a business owner, every customer deserves a good Customer Service irrespective of the amount of good or service they get from you. Stop treating people with higher purchases better than people with lower purchases! It sucks!

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@lauritainekwe

Laura

3 months

Cornrows are my favourite. If you can't make that, I don't care about anything else you make. Go upgrade.🫵

@abbietayo

Onion Cider

3 months

Nothing pisses me off like a hairdresser that cannot make straight all back.

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Laura

2 months

@Ibukun_melanin You're bold and beautiful. I hope you get a deal from them. @OPPONigeria

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