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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

1 month

Perks of the job… Up The FA Cup Winning Reds 🇾🇪

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

I fucking wonder why you can’t get a job!

I Don't Know Her

@I_Dont_Know_Her

4 months

God give me fuckin strength

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Why’s he turned up in a primary school boy’s end of year disco shirt?

Jonny Mac

@JonnyMc1

2 months

David De Gea arrives at Fiorentina’s training ground ahead of signing a 1 year contract with the option of a further year { @lauriewhitwell }

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

This obsession with everything having to be the best ever is boring.

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

7 months

Is this the best Premier League title race we've ever seen?

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

She must be fuming she got to the game late and now has to pretend she likes Hull City cause all the good teams have already been chosen by the other OF lasses 🤣

Elsa Thora

@TheElsaThora

8 months

Ready to watch The Tigers 🐯Back to winning ways tonight, Elsa Thora commands it 👑

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

I adore him. What he gave us that season, we could never thank him enough 🥹

Manchester United

@ManUtd

3 months

Happy birthday, @Persie_Official 🫶 #MUFC

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

Supporting united:

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Best shirt we’ve had in years this.

adidas Football

@adidasfootball

2 months

MANCHESTER UNITED 😍 @ManUtd

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

Did you really? 🙄

Beth T

@bethTmufc

4 months

This is why I wanted Costa … Just saying

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

Build the club around these magnificent little bastards

UtdDistrict

@UtdDistrict

5 months

🚨 BREAKING: The coldest picture of the #FACupFinal has dropped! 🥶✨

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

I would like to experience last weekend again, please.

Manchester United

@ManUtd

5 months

Enjoy your weekend, Reds 🫶 #MUFC

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

30 days

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

Look at this. How can you not want to give him another season? That’s our future right there and look at how they look at him - they completely trust in him and so should we. I do. Let this man build. Dealt an awful hand and still got us 2 trophies in 2 seasons. My manager 🇾🇪

centredevils.

@centredevils

5 months

Erik ten Hag proud of Garnacho and Mainoo like a father would be… 🥹❤️

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

I adore Bruno Fernandes.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

United can’t profit from Greenwood but you and the telegraph can from this article about him.. makes sense 👍🏼

Jason Burt

@JBurtTelegraph

8 months

Manchester United must sell Mason Greenwood – and not keep any of the money

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

We all rave about him and yet we still don’t even fully realise how lucky we are to have Kobbie Mainoo 🥹

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

11 months

Old Trafford singing Erik Ten Hag’s name loud and clear on Wednesday evening would be nice. It’s not even about whether he’s the man to take us forward ultimately, it’s about breaking this cycle and showing those moaning, entitled pricks that we don’t back them.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

COME OUTSIDE JACOB

Jacob Steinberg 🎗️

@JacobSteinberg

5 months

Exclusive: Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag after the FA Cup final #mufc

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

Another childhood ruined.

NUFC Fanatic

@Itzstuie1

8 months

I’ve had ‘banter’ with a few fanbases on twitter and most will present decent points and actually laugh after the dust settles. ManU fans though.. - Entitled - Arrogant - Inability to consider alternate opinion Horrific.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

There’s no way this little prick can wear a united shirt again. I can’t stand him. I feel like in his mind he was really hard done to and that’s just so far from the truth it’s unbelievable. Deluded little boy.

𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱

@TenHagBall_

4 months

🚨 Sancho: “When I left for 2021, it was a very hard decision for me to leave & you know it was so difficult bro. I was just reflecting on the memories I had with you & I didn’t know if I was going to meet another Marco.” “You’re 1 of 1 bro.” 🎥: @BVB

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

We absolutely do not need anything American or American inspired when it comes to Old Trafford. What a fucking awful idea.

🔰 Flex 🔰

@FlexUTD

3 months

INEOS......please build us this! 🤞🏾👹

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

11 months

Earning all that money for nowt atm but he’s gonna look back one day and regret the choices he’s made. Compare him to Haaland and Bellingham, his trajectory has gone in the complete opposite direction and it’s entirely his own doing. Pretty sad.

United Zone

@ManUnitedZone_

11 months

Jadon Sancho at 21 Savage’s London Afterparty last night [ @StreetFashion01 ]

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

27 thousand likes on that picture and counting, genuinely makes me wanna cry. He’s just going about his business and absolute rats on here are laying into him including united fans! If you’re doing that, or you liked it, or you found it funny, you’re a scumbag.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

10 months

If anyone wants to talk about shit commentators, let’s discuss Sam Matterface

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Incredible advert this. Proper nostalgic 😍 I actually dated one of the lads who’s in it 🤣 can I have that as a claim to fame now?

Manchester United

@ManUtd

2 months

You can't beat an Original. #MUFC || @adidasFootball

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

6 months

And rashford can swivel. Dunno how some of you defend him. I’m sick of him.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

6 months

A place we go far more regularly than Coventry and having just watched our team shithouse their way to the final. Why would we stay? Congrats on the top fans trophy x

S K Y E

@Skye_Lloyd

6 months

This is the difference between a club who has passion, heart and real fans, compared to a club who’s only bothered about making money. 🩵🩵🩵 #PUSB

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

Bald is best.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

1 year

It’s a privilege, not a right, to play for Manchester United and Greenwood doesn’t deserve that privilege. That’s the be all and end all. If United take him back it will be one of the most disgusting things the club has done and I’m sure matchgoers will make that known.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

You’d have to prize the madri from my cold dead hands as evidenced. Sorry Aldi.

Pints Of Beauty

@PintsBeauty

3 months

I'd argue that both of these are better than the beers they 'look like' 😆 Grande, in particular, really surprised me! It's a real drinkable beer. Highly recommend both 👌🏻 🇮🇹 Birra Mapelli - £1.49 500ml 🇪🇸 Grande - £1.99 660ml

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

He can still go fuck himself, in my opinion, for what it’s worth.

mufcmpb

@mufcMPB

3 months

🚨 Jadon Sancho is closer to staying at Manchester United next season. #MUFC [ @PeteHall86 ]

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

Mad how jealous all the little bedroom dwelling incels or replica shirt wearing gimps get every time they see a pic of these lads living their best lives 😂 up the fucking reds 🇾🇪

Calum

@calumb77

8 months

city away, ah well onto the next 🇾🇪

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

I wish they’d all just piss off with this now. We’ve got a final on Saturday, shut the fuck up.

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

5 months

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Manchester United have held talks with representatives of Ipswich manager Kieran McKenna. [ @SkySportsNews ]

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

10 months

You cannot expect him to know the history behind the sun newspaper, he’s 16 you deranged maniacs. Absolute insanity at this point.

Luke Littler

@LukeTheNuke180

10 months

* STATEMENT TO EVERYONE FROM US * Today a photograph of me holding up a newspaper has been published in the media. The media attention I have been getting is very new to me and I didn't fully understand at the time what I was being asked to do.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Some bloke stopped me on the concourse tonight to say how lovely he thought I was and sorry I was having a tough time (or words to that effect). I don’t know who you are but I know you follow me on here and you made my night 🥹 so kind

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

PLEASE don’t play Martinez in ultimately meaningless games. Protect him for the cup final.

Manchester United

@ManUtd

5 months

Welcome back, lads 👋 @LisandrMartinez and @MarcusRashford have returned to training 🔙 #MUFC || #PL

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

This is the biggest load of shit 😂 9000 of them and they were mostly quiet as anyone in the ground would attest to

Tim

@TimD2704

7 months

Liverpool supporters showing more support for Jurgen in an empty stadium than United fans showed for 87 minutes. Shit fans. Shit team.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Here’s my face

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Mint.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

It will never not be a tragedy that ITV replaced Clive Tyldsley with Sam Matterface, the absolute fucking quilt

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

I fuckin love him. He’s gonna break my heart when he goes Madrid 😂

roberto garnacho

@garna1k

7 months

Garnacho has trained 2 days this week due to a hamstring injury , still , he is there running 120 minutes and giving the winning assist , Im proud of you BIG BRO

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

6 months

Good evening Everton football club, have a fantastic nights sleep you deserve it

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

I might collapse. YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS. We’re on the march with Ten Hag’s army, we’re all going to Wembleyyyyy 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Happy #NationalPeachDay 🍑

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

Manchester United are not responsible for Greenwood’s actions. And if we’re going down the route of not making a profit on players who are awful human beings may as well scrap most transfer fees now. It’s always a different standard for United init

Kat Lucas

@Kat_Lucas_

3 months

Domestic abuse survivors say Man Utd's £30m profit on Mason Greenwood is a "disturbing insight into the club's culture" and Ineos' ongoing treatment of women. Demands for the fee to be given to charity. Thanks to @David_Challen and others

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

10 months

That man would shag himself if he could

Dazza

@NUFC_DazzaD

10 months

So Tindall was responsible for the team picture on the pitch why doesn’t that surprise me at all? 😂😂😂😂

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@laurennnn0607

8 months

Can’t wait to see one of these for Barnsley or Stoke

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

1 year

@9HRRY Just remembered you don’t even drive you loser

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@laurennnn0607

20 days

At least I’ll be warm in Porto when I watch United get twatted again. Every cloud and all that.

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@laurennnn0607

21 days

Even Fred the Red looks like he wants to launch himself off the roof. Same mate, same.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

#NewProfilePic or old, some might be sick of the sight of it

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

Jamie Carragher, the spitting shithouse who can give it but not take it 😂

The Overlap

@WeAreTheOverlap

7 months

Stick to Football returns tomorrow! See you in the morning! ☕️

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

If you dislike United, the manager, the fans, so much as he clearly seems to... take a pay cut & fuck off back to an easier league. So mentally weak, takes no accountability & not got the right attitude for United in a million years.. quite frankly can’t be dealing with him 🚮

Stretty News

@StrettyNews

5 months

Sancho: “The [Dortmund] fans always support me through good and bad times, and that is what keeps me motivated.” 🗣 ⬇️

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

And what did it get you in the end? Absolutely nowt. Enjoy 😘

𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝘆𝗻𝗲 #NUFC

@ToonMouthTyne

5 months

At long last, Newcastle United have finished above Manchester United in the Premier League. The first time since 1977. F*cking enjoy it. RT if you love finishing above them, LOVE it!!! #NUFC #MUFC

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

Newcastle fans staying behind to boo Ten Hah, how small time and embarrassing 😂

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

In other, admittedly less important, news, I secured a new job… finally 🥹

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@laurennnn0607

4 months

These small club dickheads wouldn’t know talent if it hit them in the face.

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@rjb_1998

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If mainoo played for any other club he wouldn't be close to the squad let alone the 11

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

1 year

It genuinely worries me that Ten Hag isn’t going to be given the time to put this mess right. He deserves 3 seasons minimum and a team that’s his out there. I’m so sick of the same players throwing manager after manger under the bus at this club.

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

Fuck off you cheating noncing twats. Up the fucking reds 🇾🇪

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@laurennnn0607

8 months

People are so quick to get on his back when he makes mistakes but hardly seen any praise for him. Think he’s been much improved lately me. Would give him longer to prove himself and with a settled back line in front of him.

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

8 months

André Onana made 8 successful high claims against Manchester City yesterday, more than any goalkeeper has managed in a Premier League match this season. 🧤 David De Gea made a total of 14 across the entirety of last season... 👀

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@laurennnn0607

4 months

At this point, his attitude to Mainoo is quite frankly bizarre

Jacob Steinberg 🎗️

@JacobSteinberg

4 months

England player ratings

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

5 months

Does he not have a season ticket? I can’t understand why anyone would give up the chance to go to do this? I might be wrong and he doesn’t but surely you’d not give up your ticket for all the money in the world? Or is it just me? 😂

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@TheClubLiveTw

5 months

IT'S 2-0! MAN UNITED ARE SMASHING CITY AT WEMBLEY! 😱 @AdamMcKola HAS LOST HIS MIND! 🤣

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Anyways, up the fucking season begins on Friday reds 🇾🇪

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@laurennnn0607

6 months

I don’t care who the manager is, I’m backing him all day over players being gobshites on social media. Fuck them all off I don’t care 😂

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@laurennnn0607

24 days

Men like this do my head in. He thinks cause he uses sunbeds, has a few tats, got his teeth from turkey and a haircut like Friar Tuck he should have his pick of women. Get real #mafsuk

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@gmillie__

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If you say "petite brunette" in the mirror 3 times, Adam appears behind you holding a bottle of bondi sands and a toothbrush #mafsuk

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@laurennnn0607

7 months

Oh sound, we’ve now reached the stage of scousers dictating what tragedy was the worst. It’s not a competition you absolute mentalist. Hillsborough was horrific, Munich also was, Heysel also was.

Haz

@HazLFC97

7 months

100%. Hillsborough was the biggest miscarriage of justice in British domestic history. How many people alive today were effected by Munich? Hillsborough survivors live on and still hear the chants. Scousers face discrimination because of media misinformation around Hillsborough

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@laurennnn0607

2 months

If I could go back to the 90s and experience it as an adult instead of a child (which was still decent tbf) I would. I’d give owt to actually.

Manchester United

@ManUtd

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Steeped in our culture 🔴⚪⚫ #MUFC || @adidasFootball

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@laurennnn0607

11 days

If this man couldn’t make money from his ‘association’ with United, he’d have no interest whatsoever. Everyone has a right to feel superior to him and his army of minions.

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

11 days

Polarising United YouTuber @markgoldbridge says match-going fans have no right to feel superior #TelegraphFootball | #MUFC

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@laurennnn0607

11 months

I’ll never understand the mindset of anyone who wants to knock this place down.

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@laurennnn0607

4 months

Here’s my beggy birthday post 😂 top redding since 1992. 32, Christ 😩

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@laurennnn0607

25 days

Hello, here’s my face. Again.

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@laurennnn0607

4 months

@euronatiii You were in the comments defending it so you’re lying for attention and subscribers. Do one.

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@laurennnn0607

6 months

Anyways, this lad was the highlight of the entire day. Kept alerting her, presumably to how wank we were 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@laurennnn0607

2 months

These trophies are why people expect him to be able to string two passes together still 😂

𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱

@TenHagBall_

2 months

🚨📸 - Casemiro’s wife on IG!

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@laurennnn0607

8 months

This Ole interview is making me hate the club all over again. The people running this club for the last decade, inept clueless arrogant bastards 🚮 This is why you’ve got to give Ten Hag some time in a new system IMO. Got enough credit in the bank for that for me 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@laurennnn0607

2 months

Good riddance to bad rubbish IMO. Ta’ra 👋🏼

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 months

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho to Chelsea, here we go! Loan deal with obligation to buy clause agreed between the clubs. Sancho already said yes as he wanted Chelsea move, deal now agreed between all parties. Man United accepted the proposal and deal is now set to he signed.

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@laurennnn0607

2 months

Bullying a disabled fan, how very fucking classy of you.

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@laurennnn0607

1 year

I’m here for any and all slander/abuse towards those cunts on United Stand.

Marcus Rashford

@MarcusRashford

1 year

@UnitedStandMUFC Please STOP spreading malicious rumours.

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@laurennnn0607

4 months

I adore the relationship between Roy Keane and Ian Wright

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@laurennnn0607

2 months

I don’t know how some of you can be arsed being so relentlessly negative about Ten Hag and his tactics already 😂 it’s like you’d rather be proven right on here than actually see the team do well, mad.

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@laurennnn0607

9 months

Just doesn’t look good at all publicly commenting on this after you’ve spent all season looking like you’ve got the tit on cause your mates being rightfully punished.

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@laurennnn0607

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Maturing is realising Burger King is far superior to McDonalds. Opinions to the contrary not welcome, thank you.

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

We’re on our way to Wembley 🇾🇪 Not one for wearing shirts to games but I had to for this one.

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

When the MDMA hits:

Jay Motty

@JayMotty

5 months

“No, listen right, listen, I mean it, listen, I fucking love you two, I do, it’s us three innit always has been no matter what.”

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

How could you even think of knocking this down 😩 magnificent

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

Proper enjoy those stick to football episodes but fuck me @GNev2 is far too self deprecating. Plays down his abilities all the time and acts like he had horror shows every game. He was mint ffs 😂

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Garnacho off instead of Rashford was an AWFUL decision.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

9 months

You sacrifice far more than you gain by playing McTominay.

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@laurennnn0607

5 months

He’s got me 🥹 I’m in.. I believe. UTFR 🇾🇪

Bruno Fernandes

@B_Fernandes8

5 months

Dear United…

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

6 months

🍋🇾🇪

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

It’s not an ideal situation to be in wishing any team but United to win the league but Arsenal are BY FAR the least worst option to win the league. And if you think any different, you’re proper mad 😂

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

3 months

I didn’t post these from the weekend cause I was being respectful towards a complete cunt.. 🙃 3️⃣2️⃣🎈🎉

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

1 year

Hallo bastards 🍺

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Does my head in when sky say ‘football is nothing without the fans’ while they shaft them left right and centre with stupid kick off times

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

2 months

Sancho comes across so incredibly entitled and I don’t know where that entitlement comes from cause it’s certainly not from his performances or efforts.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

4 months

@yourfavjanee Just fuck off you scruff

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

7 months

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Rebekka

@rebekkarnold

8 months

@keaneoooo @ftblmike_ @musebag1 @NAD_Slack7 You’ve watched Kobbie Mainoo play 9 Premier League games and think he’s above Jones, you lot deserve the decline you’re in because hahahaha.

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

Imagine being one of them divs who doubted Hojlund, the lads sensational

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Lauren

@laurennnn0607

8 months

The less said about Rashford, the better. Needs to go for me, it’s that simple.

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