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Paris. painfully straight. she/her

Paris, France
Joined March 2009
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@laureenphil
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Save me guitariste moustachu de paramore save me
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forever flabbergasted when I think of how she fell in love with chode gonorrhea when THIS MAN was right there
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- you’re nice - you’re nice
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Hello I just interviewed the cast of #Dune for work and they are the loveliest humans ✨
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The dance during French Class. Am dead. @yelyahwilliams @zacfarro
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6 years
hello I am very proud of this shot @youmeatsix @joshmeatsix
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1 year
Crystal clear?? 😭 @paramore
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1 year
Fucking CRAVE 😭 @paramore
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1 year
All I Wanted had me on the floor last night. How unexpected…… @paramore
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8 months
Paramore closing the first show of the IE/UK tour by playing Crave (+outro) for the first time. One of the many highlights of the year.
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2 years
Hayley Williams and Taylor York just confirmed they're dating and you expect me to WORK? lol
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Hayley Williams and Taylor York from Paramore confirm their relationship on an interview!
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7 years
Possibly my favourite @paramore show ever!!!
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12 days
this aged like milk
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13 days
Chappell in Berlin is in THREE days and she hasn’t cancelled yet so I am now fully believing this is happening thank you and goodbye
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8 years
Banksy did a thing in the streets of Paris last night... 🎨🖌 #twinatlantic #streetart
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@ihatebjork @byeitsalex It’s not just about the “scheduling conflict”, its the fact she knew weeks ago she was going to cancel and she only announced it TWO days prior to the first date. We all have travel arrangements we can’t cancel because (…)
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7 years
Annual tweet : Saw @twinatlantic for the 1st time four years ago today without really knowing them. 75 shows later, think it's safe to say it was a very good set...? 💥
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10 years
Had so much fun tonight!! 13th time seeing @paramore , still into them 💪 @schzimmydeanie @yelyahwilliams http://t.co/mgwfk0sWle
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3 years
Je regarde pas #KohLanta mais alors je suis grave thankful pour le Vincent là qui enrichit mon dossier à memes de semaine en semaine
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@jsuisgemo Et étonnant que ça ne soit pas triggering pour elle-même… Crises=> sentiment de honte, je croyais systématiquement, alors vouloir se filmer et rendre ça public ? Je trouve ��a incroyable. Perso les crises je veux juste les oublier, ce serait un supplice de les revivre en vidéo…
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6 years
Singer of TDS : "give it up for moose blood" Crowd : "..." Random guy in the crowd : "FUCK MOOSE BLOOD" Crowd : "YEEEEAAAAHHH"
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9 years
Here's a wild @sammctrusty having fun in Leeds #youwotyouwot
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6 years
HI THERE I am officially the owner of a masters degree 🎓🎉
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6 years
This is the coolest. Eleanor is the coolest. Yo @paramore , so when does @paramofe officially start working for ya?
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10 years
Here's @sammctrusty playing guitar with my phone. Legend. Credits to @crrrashland ✌️ http://t.co/dwDd73739I
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7 years
Thanks @paramore for the therapy session. Danced + cried. Very After Laughter of me. 🇪🇸 @yelyahwilliams @itstayloryall @zacfarro
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9 years
profile pictures vs tagged photos http://t.co/v48mM0eWoL
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6 months
Can you believe I get to interview John Krasinski tomorrow
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5 years
100th twin atlantic gig, done. 🤟🏻🤍
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2 years
Déso mais vraiment obsessed avec mon tailleur bleu 💙
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5 years
I’m on a rooftop party in Cannes with Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio. No biggie. 🗣🗣🗣
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4 years
Yes I’m allowed to post 4 different selfies to show off my new glasses OKAY
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3 years
Staying home but serving LOOKS
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11 days
@ihatebjork @byeitsalex cause it’s so close to the date now. That’s basically saying “I have zero consideration for my fans”. Not cool.
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9 years
Getting ready for @twinatlantic tomorrow like http://t.co/pE73Y4guWp
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6 years
wow what a pick-up line
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6 years
Do you ever forget how much you love Deaf Havana but then you see Deaf Havana and you remember how much you love Deaf Havana? cause same @deafhavana
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7 years
My body's dead but that was so fucking worth it as per!! @twinatlantic @sammctrusty @barry_mckenna @rossmcnae 💥
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7 years
Soz for posting my breast but I'm looooving my latest tattoo #titsout
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10 years
. @sammctrusty lookin' fabulous last night 💁💅 http://t.co/Wq03XXSQya
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5 years
I was just on French TV very briefly on a show that focuses on Hollywood news (what is my life) so my parents called to let me know about it. Started telling them all about LA / what happened / what’s next. My dad couldn’t stop saying he’s proud of me and started crying? I- 🥺
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6 years
Can’t believe I’m a cunt who wears leopard print now
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9 years
Twin Atlantic doing their thing at Reading ✌️👊 http://t.co/qPjwFiKicM
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3 years
Nouveau boulot nouveaux cheveux VOILÀ bonjour 2022 🤝✨
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6 years
Got a new haircut and I'm pretty sure no one can tell the difference but I think I like it have a good day bye
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5 years
Hello I just won VIP tickets to Lollapalooza Paris this weekend ft. The Strokes, The 1975, Biffy Clyro and some French/Belgian artists I love. Class. 🕺🏻
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5 years
My name is in the end credits of a film! Crazy.
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6 years
Danielle G. Wilson, my official make up artist
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6 years
Paris always in mind, ALWAYS IN MIND 👊🏻 @TheLaFontaines @KerrOkan
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7 years
The LIPSTICK my dudes
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6 years
Okay so sorry about all the selfies today but I wear glasses now so I technically *have* to post photos right?
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5 years
Summertime is here (sort of) so the tops made by @Josiemeaks are back 🌸
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8 years
McTrusty: *takes the wwwc guitar* *points at me* The song is dedicated to you *plays brothers and sisters* FUCKING HELL
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6 years
hiya
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7 years
Paramore in Paris is TONIGHT.
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7 years
Don’t think I’ll ever get over last night’s performance of No Friend 🙌🏻 @itstayloryall @mewithoutYou @paramore
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4 years
My ex just texted me “wow so you listen to actual good music now”? his favourite band is oasis???
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6 years
. @joshmeatsix living his best life in Paris 🤙🏻 @youmeatsix
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6 years
*still tries to get used to having this fat tattoo piece on her arm*
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5 years
Going to my 90th @twinatlantic gig tonight how’s your weekend x 😌
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5 years
GLASGOW — TONIGHT ———— @SmmrSessions
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marre
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4 years
Twitter. I need you all to keep your fingers crossed for me. I genuinely visited the flat of my *dreams* today. Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get it I will probably die. Thanks in advance for your prayers & positive vibes.
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4 years
Without a doubt Royal Albert Hall on June 19th 2017, such a special night with @ch4rlinou 💫
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@HayleyWOnline
𝗵𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲🌈
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do you have a certain favourite show you went to during the after laughter era? if so which one is it? #3YearsOfAfterLaughter 📷: me from the show in manchester 2018
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6 years
My FRECKLES
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11 years
Just bought my ticket for @youmeatsix ! "YES PARIS" 🙏
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2 years
Sorry I won’t shut up about it but I interviewed Jared Leto today and 2007-me is shook. (…I had to.)
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6 years
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6 years
Lollapalooza update : The Killers played Mr Brightside THREE TIMES!!!
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5 years
I’m broke but my leg is the coolest. 💉
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6 years
👇🏻🤙🏻
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4 years
hey @Loreal hire me?
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7 years
Yo @NBThieves ... What is this......
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8 years
Did some @paramore street art in Paris tonight 🇫🇷 @yelyahwilliams @itstayloryall
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2 years
The best band in the best venue. @twinatlantic 🦇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
En 2001 je me suis déguisée en Fifi Brindacier c’est cadeau
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4 years
Y’ALL I already got the keys to my new flat and noticed I can see the Eiffel Tower from my bedroom I- 🥰
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4 years
I’m moving in on Jan 4th 🥰🥰🥰
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Laureen
17 days
The way I thought this was a tweet from Poo Crave
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Lily Allen reveals she returned her dog because it ate her passport: “We actually did adopt a dog already, but then it ate my passport and so I took her back to the home. She ate all three of our passports and they had our visas in and I cannot tell you how much money it cost me
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6 years
BONJOUR I just randomly booked flights cause life is short NEW YORK CITY SEE YOU IN 6 WEEKS ✈️🇺🇸🗽
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1 year
Le bonjour de mon bronzage de bretonne et mes nouvelles lunettes de soleil bisous !! 🧡
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5 years
Been back on tinder for less than 24 hours and some guy just asked me if I fancied going out with him to listen to records, drink wine and eat hummus. .......Am I that easy to read
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5 years
McTrusty to the entire audience : “it’s a special night for our friend Laureen” Me :
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5 years
I bought these jeans in February........
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1 year
This morning I went to therapy wanting it to be my last session cause I felt done and very hopeless - ended up having the best session ever, realised I’m making progress and now feeling a lot more positive. Therapy’s great - take care of yourselves, my friends 🤍
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5 years
I was supposed to go on a date tonight and cancelled at the last minute cause I’m a dick and the guy sent me 630 (he counted) eyeroll emojis. I am dead.
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Laureen
3 years
Reminder : if I start opening up about not doing well, I don’t need you to find counterarguments to what I’m saying and invalidate my feelings. I just need you to acknowledge how I feel and show me you care enough to ~listen~, whether you agree or not. It’s not that hard.
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6 years
This is all @yelyahwilliams ' fault.
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6 years
.......bonne nuit.
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6 years
Some guy asked for my autograph cause he thought I was a celebrity 😭 Never flying back to Europe bye
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8 years
THAT WAS WILD.
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3 months
Looking for (ideally 3) *FRONT* standing tickets to any of the London shows (august) on the eras tour #LondonTSTheErasTour 🤌
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9 years
😂 this soundcheck is quality http://t.co/V8CXltYecW
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Laureen
4 years
Me, aged 26, finally experiencing what it’s like to be dating someone who treats me right
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Laureen
4 years
Dear all I am wearing jeans which means I feel comfortable in my own skin for the first time in ages today. Incredible. (...still desperately trying to make my legs look longer on the second one though lol)
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7 years
Getting a @twinatlantic tattoo whilst watching their set at Belladrum - cheers @iheartinhaler 🤘🏻
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4 years
I’m moving in on Jan 4th 🥰🥰🥰
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Laureen
4 years
Alright. Appartement coup de cœur. J’accepte le 6ème étage sans ascenseur. Croisez les doigts etc. svp merci 🌿
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1 year
Promis je suis pas foncedé
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