( okay .... for all my loyal fans i present .....
playboy bunny takaba
thanks yall for 300 followers 🫶🫶 ive never reached that number before , so its pretty awesome !!!! thanks for sticking around for this goofy guy
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" hmmhmm .. ~ "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠbusying himself at the bars chalkboard — chalk in hand & drawing .. something ..
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ... is that a tournament bracket .ᐣ
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#TAKABASBDAYBASH
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" welp — seems like everyones enjoying the party so far .ᐟ.ᐟ how perfect .ᐟ.ᐟ how could ANYTHING P O S S I B L Y go wrong .ᐣ.ᐟ "
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#TAKABASBDAYBASH
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠthe party came to a slow as the man of the hour — takaba — walked to the head stage of the bar , where the chalk board & microphone had been set ...
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" WE WANT A CLEAN FIGHT ALRIGHT .ᐣ.ᐟ — — NOW TEAMS — 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 .ᐟ.ᐟ "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ' if its a fight you want ... 💭 ' LET COMEDY TAG - TEAM BOXING : 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ‼️
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#TSUKUKENWEDDING
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( guys fr . do not use this shitty situation to be misogynistic & act like some holier-than-thou Christian leader .
seriously . DONT call people derogatory terms over stupid shit .
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" — BY ACCEPTING MY INVITE , YOU ALL MADE A PACT WITH YOURS TRULY ~ MEANING YOU ALL ARE ABLE TO USE PIECES OF MY OWN TECHNIQUE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠSUPER COOL RIGHT .ᐣ.ᐟ "
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ he snaps his fingers , & the lights suddenly drop — only momentarily before they flick back on again revealing the stage ..
ᅠᅠᅠᅠnow turned into a large ARENA .ᐟ
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○ who .ᐣ ANYONE & EVERYONE .ᐟ.ᐟ this is a multiversal friendly event .ᐟ ☆
○ where .ᐣ MY FAVORITE KARAOKE & ENTERTAINMENT BAR .ᐟ.ᐟ
○ when .ᐣ TOMORROW AT 6PM TO WHENEVER WE WANT .ᐟ.ᐟ
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Resolve steeled to enter the fight, he’d put into place one failsafe. One final desperate measure —— 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮.
𝐓͟𝐀͟𝐆͟ ͟𝐈͟𝐍͟ ———
@lauqhitup
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( invincible after bro punches a crater down to magma just to look up & see takaba unscathed turning to the camera & gesturing to the crater while going " man , wouldnt wanna be that guy ! " [ cue laugh track ]
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠa gc will be made for participants/guests — though others may be added over time .ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠtag posts related to the PARTY with
#TAKABASBDAYBASH
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ& most importantly — HAVE FUN .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ☆
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" though — this isnt just ANY battle of the laughs — for i added a lil pizzazz ...
ᅠᅠᅠᅠWITH MY OWN TECHNIQUE .ᐟ.ᐟ well .. more accurately i added a lil pizzazz to YOU .. "
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠthe crowd quiets .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" AHEM — okay .ᐟ HELLO EVERYBODY .ᐟ.ᐟ hope you're all enjoying the party so far .ᐟ.ᐟ the time has finally come to reveal ..
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧 .ᐟ.ᐟ "
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠthat was still parked in the middle of it all ... our conclusion is finally met ...
ᅠ𝙏𝘼𝙆𝘼𝘽𝘼 & 𝙆𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙊 𝙒𝙄𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ
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#TSUKUKENWEDDING
ROUND ONE — COMPLETED ☆
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" HEYYYYYY SUKUNA NUMBER ONE MADE IT .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ WELCOME TO THE PARTY , BUD .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠwaving — as excited & enthusiastic as ever .ᐟ ☆
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#TAKABASBDAYBASH
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠa grin cant help but escape as the buttons are pressed , & a comical amount of electronic force is shot right into him .ᐟ.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" — — 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙍 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ "
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#TSUKUKENWEDDING
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠcurrently trying to fight back tears — horribly hidden sniffles & occasional wipes to his face as he stood with his best posture .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠSNIIFFF , " ive never been more proud in my life .. .ᐟ "
#TSUKUKENWEDDING
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠthe source steadily approached ; no hesitancy found in his actions as he grew closer to the king . abruptly — the energy suddenly moved as if teleported . now stood sternly in way .
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( honestly get so giddy over the fact that ppl like my portrayal enough to like . write ships & long fights n stuff w me 😭 or just write with me at ALL .
makes me kinda sentimental or whatevers ........
( ANOTHER THING I NOTICED .
takaba is one of the only OP sorcerers who didnt have a " except for satoru gojo " on his CT explanation
takaba solos gojo idk man
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ[ director ] takaba gives a finishing nod , shoving script into back pocket ... then walks off . off to a back room somewhere .ᐣ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠhuh ... 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 .ᐣ
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#TSUKUKENWEDDING
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠvoice shown nothing but sheer confidence , hands now planted upon hips & chest puffed with poise .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" well — unlike most — i ENJOY some ruckus .ᐟ " ☆
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( i could talk abt takaba all day & how gege had to nerf him immediately because he realized he cant have a character who can beat gojo stick around long enough to do anything w that
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠthe hell is going on .. .ᐣ.ᐣ why did no one tell him there was — — there was SOMETHING going on .ᐣ.ᐣ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ... where even is everyone .ᐣ
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#THECOSMICINCIDENT
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( takaba most definitely has a fight playlist . like he'll be in battle and just go " wait wait wait — i forgot to put on some tunes ! " and start playing The Hustle by Van McCoy
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" so uh , kashimo ... do we just like , say our cool one liners then just run at em orr — .ᐣ "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠTAKABA FUMIHIKO HAS NEVER ACTUALLY STARTED A FIGHT BEFORE .ᐟ.ᐟ
#TSUKUKENWEDDING
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" who're you lookin for .ᐣ.ᐣ I CAN TRY & HELP .ᐟ.ᐟ oh — DRINKS ARE OVER THERE BY THE WAY .ᐟ.ᐟ "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ... distracted as always as well , it seems ...
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#TAKABASBDAYBASH
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠtakaba slid a blindfold over his eyes as he took kashimos staff in hand , holding it similar to a baseball bat & giving a few experimental half swings .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ" OKAY OKAY — hold it steadyy ... "
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( welp
THERES ALWAYS NEXT WEEK ✨️✨️
anyways maki ate & everyone who said shes somehow weaker than toji/in general can kick bricks cause they are objectively WRONG
girlie is basically fighting a GOD BY HERSELF BRUH