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I saw how crazy Elon was long before Ross Gerber

Joined July 2019

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

3 years

Wanna make clear to everyone who claims "I don't understand Musk" I've followed the guy for ~ 10 years. I was a huge fan. I admired him, read & watched everything. The more I learned. The more I realized what a fraud he is. If u can't see it, U don't understand Musk $TSLAQ

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

4 years

@elonmusk Now put the pieces together, wonderboy

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Tess Laqué

7 months

The car of the future

@TesCalendar1

TesCalendar 📆⚡️

7 months

Tesla ice life hack? Video via Joey Brixey on FB.

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Rare footage of an "adult" who is fascinated over an ordinary mannequin doll because he thinks it's a advanced robot prototype the $TSLA $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

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@elonmusk @geekwire After "zero new cases in april" I belive you your value of "expertise" within this field has eroded

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Tess Laqué

9 months

I'm saving this for the history books

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Learn by @thunderf00t , don't look at the shiny things El n showsyou $TSLA Clearly manipulated their demonstration. $TSLAQ (full clip in the comment)

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Tess Laqué

2 years

It's called "Getting Musked" $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Before we listen to the economist Elon Musk I want to remind people about his phase being a virologist $TSLAQ $TSLA

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unusual_whales

@unusual_whales

2 years

JUST IN: Elon Musk says the US is probably in a recession for 1 year to 18 months.

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Days since reveal Roadster 2: 1673 Tesla Semi: 1673 Cybertruck: 965 1 Million RoboTaxis: 925 $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

8 months

When hyped, the founder. When failed, not involved.

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Whole Mars Catalog

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They do realize he wasn’t involved in the company at all, right?

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Tess Laqué

2 years

@matt_gray_ I like this one

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Tess Laqué

7 months

One must admire the interior build quality of the $100K CyberTruck

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Tess Laqué

4 years

For every day no one does anything about Teslas Autopilot these ass-hats will continue endangering others on the road $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

10 months

It's a car. Nothing else. Don't let anyone fool you it's anything else. It's a car.

@Teslaconomics

Teslaconomics

10 months

This is the how it looks like when you see right before your eyes, for the first time, true innovations taking place in creating the greatest piece of technology to ever be created, that just happens to be on wheels

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Just want to remind Tesla investors that the guy who knows Tesla more than anyone in the world. The guy who really, really understands the stock, sold billions of it hundreds of dollars a share ago Let than sink in $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

5 years

Tesla introduces CyberHouse! Exoskeleton Stainless steel (Presurized versions will be used on Mars!) Only $39900! Can be covered with solar tiles making your whole home a instant money printer! No windows for Franz to break! Polorazing Design! $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Serious question. What is older? Elons promises about full self driving or his new girlfriend? $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

5 years

"HE'S GONNA PUT AN ATV IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK!! THAT'S CRAZY!!" "SO COOOOL!!" "WHAT?!?" ....this can't be real...has the whole world gone full retard? $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

1 year

LED strip in the new Model 3. Lego precision 👍

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Tess Laqué

7 months

High school project or built by a Billion dollar company?

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Tess Laqué

8 months

The fact that something this insignificant gets a community note really shows that this site is ran by Elona minions

@garageklub

🛞Garage Klub

8 months

Cybertruck can’t fit common carry on luggage 🧳 ✈️ in the frunk. A big packaging miss considering the size of the vehicle. Easily no problem for the Rivian or F-150 Lightning. Pretty much all airlines have a standardized maximum size for carry on to fit in the above bulkheads.

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Tess Laqué

3 years

Seems odd that Tesla still hasn't released the Roadster, Semi or any of the 1 Million RoboTaxis $TSLAQ $TSLA

@elonmusk

Elon Musk

3 years

Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates

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Tess Laqué

5 years

@Guruleaks1 @elonmusk Is that thing legal without side mirrors?

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Tess Laqué

5 years

Hoho!! @NHTSAgov are you home?!? These people are sleeping, working out, playing with light sabers, dancing, playing cards, arm wrestling, reading books, eating without paying ANY attention at all! They do it on highway AND in the city. Seriously, when will you act? $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Hardcore $TSLA fan asks for real children in order to prove all the FUDsters that they're wrong, that Teslas can indeed detect children! Let's say it's not going well $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Hmm, where did the boxes go?? $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Wait for a gap to start your journey, be careful so you don't hit anyone, make a U-turn, again, DON'T HIT ANYONE, accelerate to HYPERSPEED and then cruise at a HYPERSPEED of 24 mph. Elon Musks genius solution to traffic $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

4 years

They share 75% of the same parts The largest difference is, one is slightly more "puffy" than the other $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

6 months

Because you insist on listening to guys like Elon Musk

@SERobinsonJr

S.E. Robinson, Jr.

6 months

Why do we not have this in America?

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Tess Laqué

6 months

$100K and just 51 miles and already on a flatbed

@Abstract_Ocean

Abstract Ocean

@Abstract_Ocean

6 months

#Cybertruck looks almost angelic in the light reflections. We'll see you soon, the 51 miles we've had with you so far were fun 😢 A short 🧵

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Tess Laqué

2 years

So, am I supposed to buy a RoboTaxi for $40K or a Optimus for $20K and a cyber TukTuk in order to not make any money or solve any real world problems? $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

4 years

Did she get a NeuraLink Inplanted? How can any "Professional" analyst be this naive? $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

2 years

"Next year" - Elon Musk every year $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

7 months

Tesla, a multi billion dollar company, put their best lawyers to fight for Elon in court but failed. Yet, these clowns are certain something has gone wrong and if they only use Twitter and YT they will somehow save Elon. Unbelievable

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

1 year

Sub 10 microns

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@KewellXi

Xi

1 year

Your Cybertruck is delivered!

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Tess Laqué

7 months

This was 6 years ago. You clarified your statement and said the convoy technology worked "now" (6 years ago). Well, where is it? If it worked 6 years ago, demonstrating it must be easy. I'll even accept a video where you roll three semis down a hill

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Tess Laqué

7 months

Never have so many been so upset over the fact that the richest man in history didn't get another $50 Billion.

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Tess Laqué

3 years

How can he not realize he's describing a subway?!? $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

3 years

I can't believe that Trevor Milton got publicly executed for showing a truck that didn't exist. He fooled his shareholder. But Elon can show a guy in a costume, claim he's building a robot and just get away with it. Unbelievable $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

I can't belive these are two grown-ups having this conversation $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

As long as the grid is dirty it just re -positions the problem. $TSLAQ $TSLA

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@WholeMarsBlog

Whole Mars Catalog

2 years

The idea that there’s a legitimate debate about which of these gives us cleaner air is nonsense

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Tess Laqué

4 years

Can we please make this go viral the day the truth catches up to Elon and he goes to jail? I want the world to know that $TSLAQ and Tess knew

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Tess Laqué

7 months

That's half a buss

@JeffTutorials

Jeff 💙✌️

7 months

The Vegas Loop is operating at full capacity today! So many cars

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Tess Laqué

4 years

If you still think the Boring Company is a good idea then please unfollow me. $TSLAQ

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@elonmusk

Elon Musk

4 years

Coming soon

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Tess Laqué

2 years

What Elon promises vs what Elon delivers $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

7 months

The Victory in Delaware really shows the true colors of Musk and his fans. It was never about saving the environment. Like many cults its all about greed and money.

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Imagine how disconnected you must be when you ask if cities with very well established subway networks wants single lane taxi Tunnels.... $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

7 months

Tesla and The Booring Company are seperate companies, right? Then why are the drivers at the booring company paid by Tesla? Is this really OK?

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Tess Laqué

7 months

Don't worry. The Optimus videos are probably totally legit 👍

@jasonfenske13

Engineering Explained

7 months

Let's do the math on Tesla's Cybertruck 1/4-mile claim... Full video 👉

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Tess Laqué

7 months

I would never hire anyone who's impressed by Musk.

@88888sAccount

88888

7 months

Nobody sober with an IQ above 60 would have thought the @boringcompany was a good idea I still use it as a test for simpletons in interviews Drug addled moron shit

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Tess Laqué

5 years

While the @NHTSAgov is busy doing nothing this Tesla driver almost hits a SCHOOL BUS while using a beta software. He then recommends people to not try this. Why is he an exception?? Stop the beta testing!! $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

9 months

According to Top Gear, due to regulations, the Cyber Truck will only be sold in america. How many of those deposits were outside of the US?

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Tess Laqué

1 year

Lego precision

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@KewellXi

Xi

1 year

Just saw 2 Cybertruck delivered by Semi in Fremont.

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Tess Laqué

1 year

Due to the lack of safety exist in the boring tunnels the drivers are required to be able to drive the tunnels in reverse. If they hit the walls, which they apparently have, they get fired. I also want to warn viewers of the Ludacris speeds portraited in the video.

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

4 years

Looks nice and even $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

2 years

I will politely point out that $TSLA lost almost half of a TRILLION dollars in market cap Let that sink in $TSLAQ

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

4 years

Remember, @elonmusk had zero proofs for anything he said last night. He's a dangerous and unethical man. Scientists and institutions, it's your responsibility to raise your voices against this man. Use your voices to stop people from getting hurt $TSLAQ #Neuralink

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Tess Laqué

10 months

"Tesla Cybertruck is ‘incredibly cheap’ to bring to production, says manufacturing expert" The guru Sandy Munroe in 2020...

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Tesla Cybertruck is 'incredibly cheap' to bring to production, says manufacturing expert

Tesla Cybertruck could be “incredibly cheap” to bring to production, thanks to its novel body technology, according to a manufacturing...

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Tess Laqué

1 year

Are we just supposed to forget that thousand of people were promised a free roadster as a reward from the referral program? They helped Tesla sell thousands of vehicles and helped growing the brand but then nothing? Not to mention those who paid full price upfront...

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Tess Laqué

2 years

How long until Enon claims he founded Twitter? $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Just gonna leave it here $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

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Brainwashed zombies I know, I'm being nice $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

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@elonmusk Congratulations. You actually made something less efficient than a subway

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Tess Laqué

5 years

$TSLAQ it's over. Call big oil and cancel everything. The model 3 third best feature is folding backseat. How can any ICE compete with that? It's clearly a superior car. It's game over. Elon is a genius $TSLAQ #lordElon #elonisagenius

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Tess Laqué

4 years

Leaked photo from battery day $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

3 years

Ford designed their truck for workers. Workers often uses gloves on construction sites. Those buttons are perfect for gloves. The CyberTruck is designed by a 3 year old for a 3 year old $TSLAQ $TSLA

@squawksquare

squawksquare

3 years

Look at this innovative $F technology from the 90's on the F-150 Lightning. I mean, how is @elonmusk supposed to compete with a door button access panel? $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

7 months

Leader in Apocalyptic Technology has a Butt problem

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Tess Laqué

7 months

”I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive”

@2weeksProbably

Kachary Zirkhorn

@2weeksProbably

7 months

@elonmusk how many microns is this? $TSLA $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Most people don't get this but you can criticize @elonmusk without being a short seller $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

2 years

SCTY bail out "I'm taking Tesla private, funding secured " "I do not respect the SEC, I do not respect them " The SEC can S my C Elon musk "They started it" $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

3 years

I love how Elon mocked old Tunnel digging companies for being slow and then dug his tunnel slower Genius $TSLA $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

3 years

This guy is so far up Elons A** we'll need Elons Thai Cave Rocket to save him $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

4 years

There's something very powerful with this photo. It speaks to me. I will frame it $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

2 years

Well done @andyjayhawk Finally someone within the tech journalism who sees Musk for what he really is $TSLAQ $TSLA

@verge

The Verge

2 years

Elon Musk says Tesla’s fake robot might be ready by September 30th

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Tess Laqué

7 months

He changed it for a Porsche. Is Tesla getting boring?

@MKBHD

Marques Brownlee

7 months

I'm selling my Tesla:

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Tess Laqué

4 years

Love this ❤️ $TSLAQ

@teslaownersSV

Tesla Owners Silicon Valley

4 years

Post a photo of your favorite Tesla moment.

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Tess Laqué

11 months

Musk finally admits: ”I was wrong about LIDAR and our s**tboxes will never be self driving”

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Elon Musk wants to get rid of this headline

Tweets containing news article links will be stripped of headlines and other metadata (like this very sentence). Instead, X, formerly Twitter, plans to display only an image and a URL.

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Tess Laqué

5 years

There's one important thing going on here and It's not the 0-60 time. Tesla is becoming boring. The Taycan is new and exciting. People have seen the same old boring teslas for years now and some new fart noises or games will not change that. Change is coming $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

9 months

Its hard to belive these people are considered adults

@heydave7

Dave Lee

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Will Tesla ever make a fusion reactor?

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Tess Laqué

8 months

Why would you need to reignite infinite demand? 🧐

@niccruzpatane

Nic Cruz Patane

8 months

The refreshed Model 3 is going reignite demand in the US

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Tess Laqué

2 years

One goes to jail and one disappears. Just a thought. $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

5 years

"If PayPal executed the plan I wanted to execute it probably would be the most valuable company in the world" "Yeah." The level of critical thinking is impressive.... $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

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I having difficulties tweeting these days without being mean. I has everyone lost their mind? $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

3 years

From a $TSLA fan. Let that sink in. $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

5 years

So, The Model 3 has arrived to Australia. Either Tesla hasn't fixed its quality issues (despite introducing the cars years ago) OR These are old, American inventories from early production. What is worst? $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

5 years

The Largest Tesla related Podcast basically encourages the community to keep quite about a very serious issue regarding the "Autopilot" in order to protect the reputation of Tesla. I highly recommend you all to listen to this part $TSLAQ

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Episode 215: They’ve Gone to Plaid!

Tesla drops a big new announcement about a Plaid Mode Model S and Model X update. Plus: a new Tesla patent for a windshield wiper could have significant futu...

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

8 months

This has been the promise for all Tesla models. Yet, not a single legacy automaker has gone bankrupt due to Tesla

@Teslaconomics

Teslaconomics

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A $25,000 Tesla compact vehicle will put the nail in the coffin of legacy automakers

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Tess Laqué

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Elon Musk.

@ClownWorld_

Clown World ™ 🤡

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Tess Laqué

5 years

Remember last year when Elon shamed Kara Swisher for not driving a Tesla to the interview, when she otherwise used PT or walks? Find it funny how Elon drives around in an Escalade to his own domains, when he otherwise uses his Private Jet G650 $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

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He most definitely deserves a $100B pay raise

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Tess Laqué

3 years

Just saw "Don't look up" and I wanna thank Adam McKay for showing the finger to @elonmusk . Well Done Sir $TSLAQ $TSLA

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Tess Laqué

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One CEO had a $50 Billion dollar compensation package and still demands another $100 Billon. The other one has not.

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@laque_tess

Tess Laqué

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These guys must be laughing hard at Franz throwing a rubber ball on the Cybertruck

@DisturbingClipz

DISTURBING CLIPS 🔞

@DisturbingClipz

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This CEO got tired of getting asked how strong his company’s armour was so he proved a point

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Tess Laqué

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One of these photos shows one of the largest, most outrageous fraudsters of our time. The other photo is of Elisabeth Holmes $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

2 years

@elonmusk @SamTwits @alexandrosM I think we had enough of your Covid "expertise"....

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Tess Laqué

7 months

If you've been in the game long enough you understand how insane this tweet is.

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Tess Laqué

4 years

1) This is A BIG DEAL. Ben, one of the largest Tesla fans out there basically takes a dump on the Model X. I have seen more videos (thread is coming) where his enthusiasm for Tesla seems faded. Why is it important? Cause hype and fanboy-ism is Teslas largest assets $TSLAQ

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Tess Laqué

11 months

This is what the final stage of being a Musk Fan looks like

@Rainmaker1973

Massimo

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The northern hogsucker

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