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still delusionally optimistic mets fan, francisco lindor defender, uswnt and gotham fc enjoyer, naomi girma & alyssa naeher's #1 fan | she/her

new york
Joined March 2024
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@lanielaniela
lanie
19 days
kinda obsessed with usa gymnastics just fully posting the evidence that jordan chiles' inquiry *was* within the time limit online for the whole world to see...
@Gymnastics_Now
Gymnastics Now
19 days
Here is the video of Jordan Chiles’ inquiry with audio ⬇️ Cecile Landi appears to inquire within the 1 minute time limit, according to the time stamps, but the person receiving the inquiry seems to have trouble hearing it initially.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
someone's got to tell ashlyn harris that it doesn't count as "newly seperated" if your wife was at home taking care of the kids, completely unaware that you decided your relationship was over
@glamourmag
Glamour
5 months
After a four-and-a-half hour long meal between newly-separated friends Sophia Bush and #AshlynHarris , what started as a platonic friendship had blossomed into something neither of them expected. For Glamour, Bush shares how falling in love with Harris has helped heal old wounds,
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@lanielaniela
lanie
1 month
this is also what i do in my living room when i'm trying to personally will the mets to a victory they just can't hear me
@SNY_Mets
SNY Mets
1 month
Francisco Lindor was Huascar Brazobán's biggest hype man in the 9th inning last night 🗣
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@lanielaniela
lanie
8 days
calmly saying that he thinks the big leagues might just be too much for de jesus's sensitive proclivities is so stone cold thank you mr. blevins
@runwildkian
dianna
8 days
jerry blevins absolutely destroying ramon de jesus on sny post game 😭😭
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@JohnSaponaro
John Saponaro
2 months
I’ll say it, the kidcaster thing is dumb. #LGM
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@jentayIor "and i'm having his baby....no i'm not" alone is so genuinely funny that she could submit herself for best comedy album at the grammys and i'd agree with her
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@GiraffeNeckMarc
Marc Luino
19 days
Im trying so hard not to be a cranky old man but this is really lame. What if the Mets miss the postseason? This seat will commemorate a fun season where they didn’t make the playoffs?
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@lanielaniela
lanie
27 days
i am here to inform you that one of the kids from northwell cohen children's medical center has made the absolute perfect choice to draw pete alonso as an actual polar bear for his scoreboard headshot
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@nothnghppens it's such a deeply nasty thing to say and mind you francesca was basically the only aspect of this entire production that was getting good reviews
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@lanielaniela
lanie
14 days
@mattxiv according to the text at the bottom of the sign, this seems to be an ad for a specific interview they did with hinge about this specific topic!
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
sometimes i wonder if people who hate taylor swift have an even greater parasocial relationship with her than her fans bc this is genuinely how i used to talk about my nemesis back in middle school that i realized was just my first crush on a girl a decade later
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@runwildkian you can literally visibly tell that they've been friends who play ball together since they were kids 😭
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
mets crop top agenda is spreading...
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@lanielaniela
lanie
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@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
3 months
Here's the second All-Star ballot update
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@lanielaniela
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5 months
@forfunfunny AND rose and rosie (the youtubers whose video got muted) have literally said this wasn't true. their video got muted bc a black-eyed peas song played in the background. taylor's team actually helped them file the counterclaim that got the video restored.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
getting asked if you saw someone's mid-game unsportsmanlike conduct and just responding by saying you're familiar with his behavior might be the most professional way possible to say "yeah that guy just sucks in general idk what to tell you"
@SNYtv
SNY
2 months
Carlos Mendoza on Austin Adams' OMG celebration: "We're familiar with him, he was with us in Spring Training" On if everything ended on good terms after Adams was DFA'd: "Yeah, I said hi to him before the game and everything"
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
you left this bop that dropped tonight off the list popbase!!
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@PopBase
Pop Base
3 months
New music out tonight: • Jimin & Loco — Smeraldo Garden Marching Band 🎵 • Lisa — Rockstar 🎵 • Camila Cabello — C,XOXO 💿 • Megan Thee Stallion — Megan 💿 • Amaarae — Roses are red, tears are blue — A Fountain Baby Extended Play 💿 • CupcakKe — Dauntless Manifesto 💿 •
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@glittersnot @d_feldman my sister is a teacher and said that more than half of the time they caught students using chat gpt her first year it was bc they didn't actually read the output and forgot to remove the part at the beginning where it says it's written with ai
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@loudmouthclub ever since i found out the director's artistic vision was to have the majority of the play spoken in urgent but hushed tones except tom wasn't quite able to get his voice there and mainly just whispered his lines into a microphone i had a feeling these reviews were coming 😔
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3 months
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@BelaDelgado10 i haven't put much stake into his opinions of taylor since his 1989tv review where he dismissed 'slut!' as a song complaining abt misogyny in the industry and it clicked for me that he probably didn't actually meaningfully listen it bc that's simply...not what that song's abt
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@SamBlum3 he said in Japanese that the dodgers spoke with her for him so perhaps the dodgers need to stop with the translators and just hire a subtitler for his post games
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@msdelicate13_ @iseetayIight02 ...the environmental impact of her constant travel is still the same when she rents out other people's private jets. her constant vacationing in 2020 alone would've landed her in the top 3 celebrity polluter list
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@SNYtv ump knows they fucked the call because they literally had to watch it replayed 50 times on a soccer-field sized screen
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@USWNT magic in the sense that it feels like witchcraft must have been involved for someone who has played as mediocrely as albert (on top of her off the field garbage behavior) to make the squad over bethune, sullivan, or yohannes, yes...
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@SNYtv saying reed garrett played any part in that strike out is generous
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@vigilanteshittt @baytato @intheweeeds i saw people speculating sam sophia chloe and marcus were in reference to all of the fans matty was making out with on stage after they broke up
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@SNY_Mets
SNY Mets
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@SELSREP tbh you could more likely convince me scooter was involved in the production to try to make himself look better. dude threw his agent career away to go all-in in his new role with the company that manages bts and now their fans are boycotting everything until he's fired...
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@lanielaniela
lanie
18 days
while you're here please sign the petition!
@creoletee
Aunt Tee🧜🏾‍♀️⚜️
20 days
Marcellus Williams is scheduled to be executed for a crime DNA proves he did not commit. Sign the petition please.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
okay trinity rodman defending korbin albert in her main pre-olympics interview is actually deeply devastatingly disappointing and a fairly crystal clear indicator that the ~we're taking this seriously and handling it privately~ was all lip-service from us soccer :/
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@lanielaniela
lanie
8 days
@SNY_Mets it's super cool and fun that he's missed 17 ball/strike calls so far and all 17 have gone against the mets lol
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@dissentingj @WAFB why would anyone ever be upset that a colleague used their PTO - it affects them in no way? this is all so silly. teachers are given PTO and they should be allowed to use their PTO. it's not like she abused the extended emergency leave system - it was two days.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
unfortunately i am a lil bit of a 'hang the "everyone was great friends" banner' kinda gal so drew and lindor doing this is actually very personally important to me 🥹
DREEEEEEEEW 🥺 and lindors concern
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@gisscarter @mileven2024 @delsalcott @vinyuh @overmybarefeet IDK if you actually want the answer but spotify's algorithm generates that list based on current popularity. my jump back in almost always includes an episode of 'how did this get made?' i started months ago bc that podcast is one of the most consistently popular things on there
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
@globalgirl77 @TheMedalCount_ and mind you they did not ask the canadian women's olympic soccer team to return their gold medals from tokyo even though it was uncovered two weeks ago that their coaches cheated (assumingly without player knowledge) by spying on their opponents' closed practices using drones...
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@lanielaniela
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5 months
@iam_kristy40 @jxries its an ai-generated photo so about 30 seconds
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
@YankeeWRLD mind you they had the gold medal-winning olympic fencing team in the building yesterday bc one of their stars is from queens and instead of asking any of them to throw out a first pitch sometime this week they were like 'nah let's get jared leto and the hawktuah girl instead' 🙃
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@WithYourCh3st @angelsswift they're made using the same material scraps. the way people who make vinyl have described it is the musical version of 'recyclable' single-use plastic water bottles - technically a teeny bit better for the environment but mostly just a marketing ploy to sell more product
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@__hectorsv @mattxiv that's the joke! it's a meme about allies who mean well but don't quite get it
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
every time i see a new francisco alvarez interview it makes even more sense to me that no other member of the new york mets is able to talk about him without mentioning how much they love him at least 3 times. like i compleeeeetely get it and also i agree.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
3 months
ESPN is getting to the bottom of what is driving the Mets to victory: Grimace or "OMG." First up, Francisco Alvarez
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@lanielaniela
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22 days
@SNY_Mets i appreciate the quick update but unfortunately i'm going to need a minimum 5 paragraph essay detailing how concerned i need to be or else i'm going to start crying again
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@lanielaniela
lanie
15 days
eddy alvarez having a clean inning, asking for the ball from his first strike out, and walking off the field to a standing ovation...despite this loss i am extremely fond of this team (and this fan base) right now
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@lanielaniela
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5 months
@josephsalwyn this is so goofy and childish. she was writing silly happy love songs back then and she's still pushing her pen on lyrically brilliant ballads now...
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@USWNT sneaking albert in alongside cat's return is nasty work
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@trans_jessie @theJacko extra hilarious in that cassidy pope was technically famous before she was a contestant on the show. (or at least famous enough that at least a handful of people like me first heard of her when she was the celebrity cameo in an episode of degrassi lol)
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@SNY_Mets katia lindor i owe you my life for sharing this with the rest of us
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@lanielaniela
lanie
1 month
getting jordan's medal stripped away from her bc her inquiry was apparently four (4) seconds late but then arguing that your own inquiry, that was submitted *after* hers, should have been accepted and granted is..................wild.
@InsideGym
Inside Gymnastics
1 month
The Romanian Gymnastics Federation and Sabrina Maneca Voinea have filed an appeal to the Swiss Federal Tribunal of the decision of the Court of Arbitration for Sport. Maneca Voinea was penalized one-tenth of a point for going out of bounds during the floor finals, but video
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@baseball_ref
Baseball Reference
1 month
Yesterday was the first time in our database that a pair of brothers, Edwin and Alexis Díaz, gave up a walk-off HR on the same day🤯
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@838_carlisle trinity defending korbin in that interview made it feel like albert making the olympic squad was all but inevitable. but man this is just so disappointing. and croix is right there!!
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@SNY_Mets @WillSammon there's gotta be a rogue mets employee somewhere whose willing to sneak into the team laundry room and sew some co-captain c's on their jerseys when no one's looking, right? haha....just kidding.........unless?
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@lanielaniela
lanie
14 days
@runwildkian he just realized that if the mets don't make the post season the omg remix ft. him is never getting dropped...
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
lindor absolutely losing it in the background 😭😭😭 no one loves anybody more than the rest of the new york mets love francisco alvarez
@runwildkian
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2 months
this city NEEDS october baseball.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@jennaashlyn a *10 game* suspension for something that's impossible to challenge because you can't prove anything either way after the fact is ridiculous....
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@lanielaniela
lanie
8 days
manaea giving up a first inning grand slam when he literally already struck out contreras on three pitches (and then again on four pitches) and should've been out of the inning 18 wholeass pitches ago: very cool!
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
francisco lindor yelling at garrett stubbs for intentionally trying to injure luis torrens is also very important to me, actually
@theteacherchris
Chris The Teacher
4 months
Frankie SCREAMING at phils dugout post game. Had to be restrained by Mendoza “WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?” He was yelling.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
"pete and ozuna both lost so we all won" i know i'm biased but idc it's weird that some of y'all hate those two an equal amount. one is earnest if a bit overzealous and the other threatened to murder his own wife over a cellphone. like what are we doing here...
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@lanielaniela
lanie
1 month
taijuan walker get behind me!!!
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@YankeeWRLD lindor worked w a bunch of our young players on their defense over the off season and completely turned around our seriously struggling third baseman's defense. the mets would be dumb to trade him for a lot of reasons but also bc he might legitimately be one of our best coaches
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@QTang418 @CespedesBBQ three different gov agencies all doing independent investigations and coming to the same conclusion + there being overwhelming evidence supporting that conclusion (and none supporting the conspiracy version) does in fact mean that in this case
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@FrankiesTwoLoud @JeffPassan @Ken_Rosenthal @EvanDrellich well it helps that ohtani actually factually did not do that for a start lmao
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
that dude on the red sox just casually calling a random fan a homophobic slur in the middle of an at bat and no one around him even batting an eye is a real testament to just how prevalent that kind of bigotry still is in mlb
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@lanielaniela
lanie
19 days
this isn't relevant to the tweet at hand but this angle of what the post-game interviews look like is nuts to me how does anyone do it without having a panic attack
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@lanielaniela
lanie
7 months
@frerardie @keyjerk @ayeeeee69594 tbh even before all that it's weird as hell that a man in his late twenties was getting drunk with and making a move on a high schooler to begin with! like she was wearing a wristband that literally said she was too young to be doing the thing he was already doing with her
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@SNY_Mets wish mendoza would've let him stay in for one more out so he could qualify for a win :/
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lanie
3 months
@JohnnyTunes @NYPost_Mets sir he literally just had a 3-hit day with a game-winning rbi like two hours ago
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@2654324mm @SNYtv honestly yeah lol it freed them of the possibility of a game-ending double-play and completely changed how the pitcher had to approach jd
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
lindor is not a chirpy player but if there's one time he is going to do it is if someone disrespected his teammate first
@SNY_Mets
SNY Mets
2 months
OMG
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
people were trying to turn this man's concert into a curse and mind you it may have given him super powers???????????
@Mets
x - New York Mets
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HIT IT 🎶
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@lanielaniela
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@AssistsPhillies
Phillies SZN
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Everytime a Mets player does something good they act like they won the World Series I hope they don’t make the playoffs
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@AnthonyDiComo
Anthony DiComo
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Olympic gold medal gymnast Jordan Chiles will throw out a ceremonial first pitch tonight at Citi Field.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
this is a truly, truly evil thing to say about a teacher making barely above minimum wage expressing distress and hurt over kids mocking her with dead baby jokes after finding out her newborn had died
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@lanielaniela
lanie
18 days
its NOT a 'garbage time' home run if we're in a highly contested playoff race and the homerun makes me feel less anxious about holding a late inning lead!!!!
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lanie
5 months
@SNY_Mets if the jerseys said 'queens' on them instead we'd be 4-0 with a no-no for sevy thrown in there. alas we decided to forsake our home by putting nyc on the chest and now flushing won't allow us a moment of peace whilst we wear them....
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
@JomboyMedia listen i get it - if i was him and i'd found out that jose iglesias had accumulated more WAR in 2 months as a bench piece with the mets than i had in my entire 8 yr long career, i'd also be upset! ranting and raving in the dugout for 5+ minutes after facing him was a bit much tho
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@lanielaniela
lanie
5 months
@BelaDelgado10 if someone made ai p*rn of me being sa'd bc they were mad that they sometimes saw me on tv for five seconds at a football game and 50 million people saw it and three months later a reviewer had the unmitigated gall to dismiss the pain of that experience alone i'd become a villain
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@lanielaniela
lanie
13 days
is this a safe space to admit that i just thought about tonight's game for too long and now i have a stomach ache lol
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@thegoodolddais didn't ziwe drag him on her show specifically bc he makes that one exact joke a lot?
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@lanielaniela
lanie
15 days
lindor got the same shot in his back that my mom got last month so from personal experience i can let you know that he'll be back as soon as he's watched 25 hallmark movies and 10 women's soccer matches
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lanie
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lanie
5 months
@BelaDelgado10 i interacted with that sub one (1) time and it was just to say that a comment someone made saying taylor needed to follow thru on her suicidal ideation next time if she wants to write about and therefore profit off of it was vile and i got banned lmao
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@lanielaniela
lanie
6 months
@USWNT @AlyssaNaeher and let's celebrate by finally making her goalkeeper jersey available to purchase! nwsl did it and it sold out in an hour!
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
@Easy__Eddie even funnier if he gets picked up by the phillies and we face him in london tbh (he will inevitably throw an immaculate inning and/or strike someone out in three pitches to secure a save)
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lanie
5 months
mets 6 run inning
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
@SNYtv why is he arguing so much literally all of the bad calls that half-inning went in their favor lol
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
@_CristiMunteanu @SheaNDamon1829 @GYMemeDeArkan To be completely frank, the original rule was already kinda unfair and an arbitrary. As the final athlete Jordan was the only gymnast given a 1 minute time limit (really 45 seconds due to the gym set up). The rest of the girls competing had 4 full minutes to file inquiries.
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
this is the absolute cupcake those astros fans were calling a cocky motherfucker yesterday 😭😭😭
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@lanielaniela
lanie
4 months
having to root for daniel murphy during pride month was a tall order but unfortunately chase utley is an evil that needs to be defeated
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@SNYtv before anyone gets cute in these comments let's acknowledge that both reynolds AND cruz should've been called out on strikes
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@MLB @Mets the mets are so FUN!!!
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lanie
2 months
umpire messing up a ball/strike call in front of THEE sny kidcaster??????? embarrassing.....
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@lanielaniela
lanie
1 month
@runwildkian dianna this literally made me cry it's so good
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
i think we gotta start having a quota for the amount of bad takes you're allowed to have on-air in your sports talk radio job and once you hit that limit they take away your mic and you have to find something new to do
@MetCastPod
MetCast
3 months
“I would call Bauer” - ( @BrandonTierney | Via @WFAN660 ) BT says the #Mets should call Bauer. I thoughts? 👀 #LGM
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lanie
3 months
omg hi queen
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@lanielaniela
lanie
3 months
@SNY_Mets absolutely no need to take him out after one lucky hit in the 7th when his pitch count was so low and he had gotten himself settled in like that
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@lanielaniela
lanie
2 months
@Josephi78689833 @cierradennise @trentslavelle @LavenderGayze13 she liked/reposted a loooot of content online hating on trans/lgbtq people including jokes abt kids in conversion therapy + a meme abt her gay teammates' career-ending injury being a miracle performed by God. (and also some weird conspiracy stuff abt zodiac symbols being demonic)
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@lanielaniela
lanie
21 days
where would we as a society be if we weren't able to share those clips of marcello hernandez and joely rodríguez saying 'starling marte' every time he gets an rbi? i don't even want to think about that...
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lanie
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lanie
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he's a much better person than i am bc the next time i saw that man the first thing i would do is ask how his parlay went
@SNYtv
SNY
8 days
Francisco Alvarez on his reaction after the called strike 3 on him by Ramon De Jesus: "I think I was doing too much. He's just missing a pitch. He's a person too. I really don't have to do that. I'm going to say sorry tomorrow, and let's keep going"
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