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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

DK Metcalf

Swish 🍒 Tennis

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1 year

This is by far the coldest thing Djokovic has ever said. This is what it takes to reach the top, the discipline is crazy.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

When you walk into a rural gas station wearing your mask in the middle of a pandemic.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 months

Nick Saban retires at Alabama. Cowboys lose in the playoffs. Just a horrid week for Yankees fans.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

Once, I had a friend in the early 2000s who was so addicted to our fantasy football league that he faked the death of another team owner so that he could trade for that person's best players. As commissioner, he was able to do this with no one noticing. When caught by someone

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This A Good One 🤔

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Landon Howell

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3 years

FINAL from Tuscaloosa… Alabama: 63 Southern Miss: $1,900,000

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Landon Howell

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5 years

That's a final from Tuscaloosa. Alabama: 49 Southern Miss: $1,850,000

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Landon Howell

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5 years

I would like to hire PJ Fleck to coach me please.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

yes i’d like to report a murder

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Thoughts and prayers to every youth group pastor in the southeast.

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A Brian Laundrie lookalike was ambushed by U.S. Marshals on a North Carolina hiking trip

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Looks like we’re all on the road having the same experience this Thanksgiving.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

10 years

[news headline writer mumbles to herself] "I was born for today." http://t.co/qGPgQuin8E http://t.co/Bnp5jEycpE

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2 years

New York Post

@nypost

2 years

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson break up after nine months

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

Those fan Zoom cams at the Draft are in fact live.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

Worst day of Joey Bosa’s life since Biden’s inauguration.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 years

Nick Saban, sitting alone in his office, pondering... then shrugs. "Hell. Why not." Calls Les Miles.

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Landon Howell

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7 years

Oh, c’mon.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Tonight on Bourbon Street, a Baylor student who grew up in a teetotaler home attending a Sugar Land, TX community church will do a Jägerbomb with an Ole Miss student and fifth-generation First Pres member from Madison, MS. And isn’t that what the Sugar Bowl is really all about?

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Mississippi State's mascot Bully and Southern Miss' mascot Seymour. Sitting in the end zone, sharing a cold one. We used to be a country. A proper country.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

Incredible. “Ichiro Girl” just threw out the first pitch… with a surprise appearance by Ichiro.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

15 days

Godspeed, Scott Servais.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

I have so many questions.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Championshiplap

Bryan Fischer

@BryanDFischer

3 years

Baylor wins the national title.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

I would die for this man.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

Stop it.

🇸🇲 Sickos Committee 🇸🇲

@SickosCommittee

1 year

Week 3 of our celebration of non-NCAA championships! Congrats to all of the competitors that took the crown in their events throughout the season.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 months

I love the fact that is how many across the globe were introduced to Mountain Brook, Alabama. “All those men are wearing sport coats with jeans.” That’s just the tip of the iceberg, Sven.

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8 months

oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

Dabo hasn’t been this miserable since Fox News called Arizona for Biden.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

And you guessed it... all 8 are represented by Jimmy Sexton.

Herb Scribner

@HerbScribner

4 years

Fauci says there at least 8 candidates of COVID-19 vaccines in development.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

Ole Miss had AJ Brown, DK Metcalf, and Devonta Smith and only won 5 games.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

@levie Same vibes.

Jomboy Media

@JomboyMedia

2 years

Steven Seagal is the most lethal warrior this world has ever seen

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

Turtleneck & Blazer

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

I cannot believe that on the same roster Ole Miss had DK Metkalf, AJ Brown, Patrick Willis, Eli Manning, Robert Nkemdiche, and Archie Manning, but only won 2 games.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

7 years

Very cool. Impressive to see what an athletic department can do with its time when it doesn’t have to prepare for a bowl game.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 years

New rule: If the Falcons play the Pats in the Super Bowl, both teams must wear throwback uniforms.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

5 years

Well... their name isn’t Ole Make.

Brett Edgerton

@EditorEdge

5 years

It’s almost halftime and this is an actual score in an actual basketball game. There are no digits missing. That is a zero.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

It’s time.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

2021: Mississippi State wins the College World Series. 2022: Mississippi State doesn’t make the tournament. Ole Miss wins the CWS. 2023: Ole Miss doesn’t make the tournament. Southern Miss wins the CWS.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

6 years

If you Then you don’t love don’t deserve me at my me at my

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

This moment is amazing.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

11 months

Someone on TikTok, God bless ‘em, was streaming the game. There were 300 of us watching and it was fun.

Chris Battle

@CoachCBattle

11 months

The Barrow Whalers won the Alaska semi finals game . We are head to state .

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

This is a starting to pop off and I have a board meeting to prep for so I’ll answer the most common question: Yes, it worked. The commissioner dominated the league for years, mostly finishing first, but always finishing in the Top 3. **There was no prize money in this league.**

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

This sounds like a viral LinkedIn post.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

2 years

Doctors said after Damar Hamlin awakened last night, he asked in writing who won the game. Doctors told him: “Yes, you won. You’ve won the game of life.”

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

6 years

The 1997 Alabama football team had Freddie Kitchens at QB, Shaun Alexander at RB, Bruce Arians as Offensive Coordinator, and Dabo Swinney as TE Coach. They went 4-7.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

Wow. New billboard just went up on Highway 49.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

Less than 3 days ago it was announced that Southern Miss, not Tennessee, will host the NCAA Super Regional. The Vols tweets rolled in. I have never understood anyone more than I now understand this man and his take on Tennessee.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

6 months

Reminder that UAB athletics exists because Arnold Schwarzenegger filmed a movie in Birmingham, and somebody gave him a shirt; Arnold took it back to LA, wore it to work out at UCLA; Gene Bartow saw it, moved to Birmingham, and started the athletic program.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

5 months

@patriciamou_ Isn't the coffee shop the third space?

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

5 years

Matching Family Christmas Pajama Sets I have questions.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

I saw the 8-year-old next door touching a car window as he was waiting on his ride to school.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

6 years

The Instagram stories from the Birmingham Bowl are more entertaining than I was expecting.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

This stadium is perfect.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 months

Tennessee fans in the comments talking trash? Evansville forced Game 3! Tennessee’s annual revenue from athletics (much of which is subsidized by the success of Alabama & Georgia) is $154M. Evansville’s revenue is $13M. Vols spend more in a month than the Aces spend in a year.

Evansville Purple Aces Baseball

@UEAthleticsBASE

3 months

𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 Thank you Ace Country for being behind us all season! ⚾️ #ForTheAces x #GUAC 🥑

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

TikTok is good.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 years

Beth: "Sarah, do your Popeye." Sarah: "What?" Beth: "Do your Popeye."

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

It’s a good time to remind everyone that the average Southern Miss attendance in 2023 (5,276) is greater than the Tennessee single-game home attendance record in 100+ years of Vols baseball (5,086).

Andrew Abadie

@AndrewAbadie

1 year

It’s an hour away from first pitch and the standing room only is packed.

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🇸🇲 Sickos Committee 🇸🇲

@SickosCommittee

1 year

Part 5 of our non-NCAA champions list! We’ve got rodeo, biomedical engineering, a bunch of flag football, and more! Congrats to the champs and everyone who competed.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

8 years ago today. Best nosebleed seats I ever bought.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 years

By law, all Alabamians are required to have at least 1 of these bottles in their home. If lost or broken, head to your local antique store.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

7 years

Hurricane Harvey is so powerful that Mississippi and Alabama swapped places.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

When your roommate borrows your Seaside sweatshirt without telling you and returns it with a red wine stain.

no context college football

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

I can't imagine there's a more thoughtful discussion and breakdown of the Trump/Mar-a-Lago Search than this between @PreetBharara and @JoyceWhiteVance .

CAFE Insider 8/9: Mar-a-Lago Search - CAFE

Preet Bharara and Joyce Vance break down the news that FBI agents executed a search warrant at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

7 years

. @ajc HOW did you blow the opportunity for the headline ‘THAT’S THE NIGHT THAT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA’?!

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Everyone holler at @karenehowell with congratulations on her big day.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

“yOu jUst LosT youRseLf a lifELong LSU fAn”

LSU Football

@LSUfootball

3 years

LSU will require all Tiger Stadium guests 12 years of age and older to provide proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 PCR test taken within 72 hours prior to entry. 🔗

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

5 months

Me, no matter if she deserves it or not, to my TV every time Kim Mulkey is shown

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

This was in 2000/2001. There was no social media we were connected through. We were scattered across 7 states. Most had never met in person. Only the commissioner knew the “dead” team owners. We only interacted in the fantasy site.

bitch du jour

@bitchdujour

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@landonhowell I don’t understand how the not-dead team owners didn’t blow the lid off this???

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Today I learned about the Official flag of Bienville Parish, Louisiana.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

On this day, a reminder that Ichiro had the ultimate Tom Brady take.

Seattle Mariners

@Mariners

2 years

The one and only.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

7 years

"boneless wings are chicken nuggets"

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

6 years

@ashleymayer Every time I use Google Drive I get the same feeling as when you’re in a friend’s house, alone in the kitchen and you’re trying to find the garbage can.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

When they ask you to hand over your cellular devices.

Nathan King

@NathanKing247

1 year

The cover of Auburn’s 2023 media guide:

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

5 years

☑️ Didn’t graduate from the university. ☑️ Left the game early. Maybe Trump really is an Alabama fan.

John Talty

@JTalty

5 years

President Trump just left his suite after LSU's latest TD.

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@landonhowell

8 years

Seager headed to the dugout after his 3-run shot. This 2016 @Mariners team is fun, y'all.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

4 years

Thanksgiving Eve was on this day in 2018, so I was just reminded that this was what @karenehowell brought as her “item” to our family dinner.

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@landonhowell

4 years

You just had to be there.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

7 years

This was 2 years, 11 months, and 23 days ago.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

5 years

Guess they got cold feet.

Las Vegas Raiders

@Raiders

5 years

The Raiders have released WR Antonio Brown from the team today.

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@landonhowell

3 months

Auburn folks, we’re loving Ryan Bliss in Seattle.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 years

you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

One key element I left out: The Commissioner would replace the “dead” owners with a new owner… but the new owner was just the Commissioner under a fake name. How did the bad trades play out? These weren’t ‘A+ player for C- player’ trades. These were ‘Two A players for three

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@westcoastwashed

1 year

@landonhowell How did y'all not notice the shady trades?

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

9 years

Ole Miss, Southern Miss, and Mississippi State will each finish the season with 9 or more wins. The last time this happened? Never.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Quick reminder this holiday season to ✨generously✨ tip service workers. Most are missing time with friends & family, all are overworked, each will deal with The World’s Worst Customer™ once per day. Be the customer who makes the day better for every service worker you meet.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

7 years

Southern Miss: 12 penalties for 105 yds Tennessee: 0 penalties Southern Miss flagged for "leaping" here. Coach rightfully loses his mind.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

8 years

Oh wow, the Mississippi billboard wars are back.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

@CaseyNewton Does that mean we’ll finally be able to see where David Sacks was on January 6th?

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

This maneuver is called “The 30A.”

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Incredible.

✶ Ⓜ️𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 ▶️ ✶

@_MarcusD3_

3 years

That was the longest t-shirt rip I have seen during a game.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

I had to drop out of the league because people were taking it too seriously [gestures at this thread] and I was getting flack for not being active enough. About ten years later I get a call from a good friend who was a member of the league, the only person I knew personally.

🏳️‍🌈☽✩☾🏳️‍🌈

@aKestra

1 year

@landonhowell I really, really need to know how The Big Reveal went down. Was there a whisper network of banned former members warning everyone how crazy he was and always dismissed? Was there some massive commissioner flameout posting private chats? I NEED DEETS!

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Why does it look like ESPN did a sneak attack interview on Lane just as he was about to get into the Holiday Inn Express continental breakfast line?

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

2 years

Me every time someone praises Todd Monken.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 months

To put this into mind-blowing context, 52% of the Baseball Hall of Fame has played or managed at Rickwood Field.

BirminghamSports

@BirminghamSport

3 months

Rickwood Field. Birmingham, AL. 5 Rickwood Facts You Need to Know: • Funded by Rick Woodward in 1910. • Birmingham vs. Montgomery (first game) • Rick Woodward threw the ceremonial first pitch which counted in the game. (ball). • 182 Hall-of-Famers have played there. •

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@landonhowell

4 years

My new favorite TikToker is this guy who sets internet drama to music.

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5 years

Sunday Night Football on NBC

@SNFonNBC

5 years

The catch. The touchdown! @dkm14 puts the @Seahawks up 11. #SEAvsPHI

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@landonhowell

3 years

@bubbaprog Her approach is the opposite of a comforting, helpful voice. This is a tough listen.

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@landonhowell

4 years

Same.

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@landonhowell

4 years

I’ve done it. I’ve found the most 30A video.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

1 year

FINAL Florida State: 66 Southern Miss: $1,500,000

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Landon Howell

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7 years

When ur ending your hit TV show because “it’s time to move on” and definitely not because ur building an ark for the impending apocalypse.

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Landon Howell

@landonhowell

3 years

Thinking about the time a few years back when Mississippi State traveled to Hattiesburg and Southern Miss set up garbage cans at every entrance and made fans toss their cowbells.

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