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lance murrell

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I have Autism. Astros fan, Texans fan, and Rockets fan.

Houston, Texas.

Joined July 2021

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 month

I don't normally pray like this, but: Dear Heavenly Father, I got something I want to lift up to you and ask you for. I've lifted this up to you for the past three days, and I want to do it again. After all, you encourage us come to you with courage and boldness, believing

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

7 months

God, please let this man make history becoming the first QB in history to win a super bowl as a rookie and then, on the biggest stage of his profession with the world watching, praise Jesus Christ. Please let his humility inspire people. In Jesus name I pray, amen.

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BREAKING: NBC is being accused of editing CJ Stroud’s postgame interview, cutting out CJ thanking Jesus Christ. 😳 It seems like being religious and praying to a god is no longer allowed. (🎥 @NFLTrenchBattle )

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@lance_murrell

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2 years

@zack_hample Then why did Marcu Stroman call you out in twitter? Why did Kershaw choose to not give you a baseball? Can you answer that without spinning it?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 years

@RealKeithLee This is an example of why us fans don't always give things a chance when it comes to WWE and their stories.

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@lance_murrell

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1 year

He's incredible.

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@lance_murrell

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2 years

@theeSNYDERVERSE Can't be worse than a Zack Snyder written Superman movie.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 years

@sportingnews @stephenasmith @maxkellerman Remember: former Erik Kratz basically confirmed the Astros weren't alone by name dropping a recent world series winning team and the Colorado Rockies. Not defending what the Astros did, but they were a scapegoat because they got caught.

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@lance_murrell

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2 months

@casanovaqi489 @CClarkReport Boston isn't a veteran.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

9 months

PSA: Altuve wouldn't condone harassing and threatening Leah Vann.

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@lance_murrell

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1 year

Being a Cowboys fan while you’re also an Astros fan should be the illegal.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

11 months

What happened is Emily Jones is not right, and I'm sorry she went through that. The people who harassed her do not represent the rest of us Astros fans.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 month

@WNBA Rookie of the year.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@jemelehill The only thing she misses out on is the opportunity to learn from the best players in the league as well as a legend in Diana Taurasi, up close and personal, via teaming with them. That won't happen very often.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

29 days

@brianmctaggart A bad trade is a bad trade. If he makes the playoff rotation and helps the Astros win the world series, you got us. Otherwise, it's a bad trade.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@OHMYDIAZ @DiscussingFilm The RPG elements were the best thing to ever happen to Assassin's Creed.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@BenVerlander @BNightengale Yamamoto got to change gloves.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@RogerMarisJr Explain to them how your dad was able to hit 61 while Bob Turley whistled to signal when certain pitches were coming. Was that clean?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@jasonajuarez @RoryRoberge Leaving the US and later attacking it because you want to dehumanize people is treason. Owning a gun in general is/was a right. Slavery, which is the “right” the south fought for, was never a right. Your logic is flawed and they stood up for evilness.

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@lance_murrell

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9 days

@MLBONFAX Aaron judge vs the Astros.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 years

@flair_fansite @WrestlingWCC Well, hard to stand out when no one but Charlotte is allowed to do so.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@DermisRBW @octobernative @zack_hample And there is absolutely no way the kid wanted to catch it. Giving the ball to the kid by fan is clearly the same as personally catching it.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

23 days

@maxinem29 Also, every fanbase has bad apples so a huge fanbase = lots of bad apples.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@JacobsFieldRBW @BauerOutage @AgentRachelLuba Thoughts?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@MLBONFOX Astros repeat.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

10 months

@JoeyC___ Tebow sucked as a QB.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

8 months

@DodgersAndrew A lot of Astros fans aren't fond of that guy.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

11 months

It doesn't matter if the Astros lose tonight. They are still your future 2023 world series champions.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

4 months

@AEW @MariahMayx @solomonster Best character in wrestling today?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@MLB I applaud his passion. Baseball needs more fans like him.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@cashfl0w2 @ClaireMax She just disproved you.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

5 months

A masterpiece of the signatures of baseball fans on a jersey of my favorite player. I should get more signatures and frame this.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

6 months

@Mystinc_t @MLBONFOX No, they had it right.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@michaelschwab13 Luis Garcia.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

10 months

@JoeyC___ Trent Dilfer won a super bowl. No one says Dilfer was good.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@jasonajuarez @RoryRoberge That’s whataboutism, but I’ll play a long: the difference is outlawing abortion has played a role in many women going through a health crisis. Outlawing slavery did not negatively affect the well-being of others like that. Nice try.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 years

@AlexaBliss_WWE Not when it comes to WWE and here's examples of why: Jinder Mahal was a jobber for two years before randomly becoming WWE champion. We all know they're rushing Charlotte to 17 championships and it's obvious as hell. Why let things play out if 9 times out of ten it's gonna suck?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

AL, Yordan is back and you should be very, very afraid.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@FordAtkinsonIII @blummer27 @AdamSpolane With all due respect, @FordAtkinsonIII , I side with @blummer27 on this: perhaps it is silly superstitious nonsense, but you got a no-hitter going, you don't talk about it.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 months

@GregAbbott_TX How does that help Texas with the fact that many Texans don't have power?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

7 months

@1stTimeCall @Alphafox78 Cry more.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

7 months

@rangerfanQ @TentyQuarantino Little brother, the Astros have two. However, let's pretend to be bad at basic math and say they only have one: the Rangers had to spend a billion dollars to catch up. You better hope that rotations holds up. If it doesn't, back into obscurity the Rangers go.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

Grand slam by Yordan in-coming?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

9 months

The world doesn’t need Yankees vs dodgers. It needs the Astros to beat the Yankees and dodgers in the same postseason again.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

10 days

@T_Cloud4 @macwbb Love is patient, love is kind. It rescues hearts and changes minds.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@zack_hample Lie to your friends, but don't lie to us.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@rauliscoolyo @jeremylambert88 @Fightful

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

Astros twitter batting line up: 1. - @JON_GUERRA9 2. @kushtopherpaul 3. @ApolloHOU 4. @_ShadowStro 5. @HtownWheelhouse 6. @AstrosBlast22 7. @DeeZnuts4funS 8. @astros_dude 9. @TheAstrosLocker

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 months

@FabulousButEvil Do it.

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@lance_murrell

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2 years

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@lance_murrell

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2 years

@AH_Pod It seems like you're the one who got triggered. Have a good day.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

8 months

@JustinJDean @MissMPrice @hamnaw77 Except holding them can hurt them.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@Buster_ESPN Astros say hello.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

10 months

@BabeRuthsEmpire @camibrown1984 When, not if, but when the Yankees win #28 , I'll be among the first to congratulate you.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

@michaelschwab13 How great Shipleys is.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@sl0thYT @zach_sturgis @Jared_Carrabis Respect. I hope the Astros face the Yankees again in the ALCS. That matchup is great for baseball.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@LandryLocker Re-sign Verlander and Yuli, and get a good centerfielder.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@JordynneGrace Pinapple does not belong on pizza.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

@scubasteve028 @TalkinBaseball_ Because he hasn't played in MLB since 2015.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

There is nothing wrong with being a Cowboys fan and an Astros fan.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

7 months

@The713OG Something special is coming.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 years

@CloseCallSports Except if you watch from the angle of first base, you can clearly see initially Grandal runs straight before veering towards Gurriel's throw. He clearly intended to interfere.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

11 months

Going to @CobosQue later. Any suggestions, people? Thinking about trying the Mac and cheese burger.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

5 months

@AdamDeCicco @michaelschwab13 @slittyslatt69 But that doesn't excuse doxxing, which is harassment.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

10 months

@Victori33411012 Ephesians 4:32 - “Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.”

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

@MichaelJBier I wonder if they'll start chanting "we want houston".

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 months

@PNav57 That was the beauty of the 2022 postseason run. Altuve was struggling, so everyone basically said “don’t worry! We got you!”

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

3 years

@AdamMKaufman You wanna talk about umpires and what should've been? Let's revisit the 2018 ALCS where Altuve hit what should've been called a home run when Mookie Betts reached into the stands to try to catch it.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

5 months

@MegzMurr Any one who calls themself an alpha male has insecurity issues.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@FiresideYankees Yes: whatever the top four of the Astros lineup turns out to be.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@Tommy_W1587 @slate_s42 No, he's just overrated.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@Dodgers_Blues You should focus more on holding the dodgers accountable for constantly coming up short, outside of Mickey Mouse, instead of using 2017 to cope. Just saying. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 months

@BG3and20 @SFloGamecock You mean this Kate Martin?

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Kate Martin gave an awesome response for how she's supporting Caitlin Clark from afar

Caitlin Clark has a heck of a friend in Kate Martin.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@Astros4me He wasn't cheap. Drayton McClane was cheap.

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@FabulousButEvil 🔥

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2 months

@da_gourd Who said she was? No one. The question was about veterans and Aliyah is not a veteran. You're just nitpicking. Lol.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@michaelschwab13 Getting rid of Easterby is a start.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@PhilCicia @nypost Also, him using a buzzer was never proven. You need more evidence than just "WHY DID STOP THEM FROM TAKING OFF HIS JERSEY!? WHY DID HE MAKE A BS EXCUSE?! LOOK AT JERSEY! THERE'S A WIRE OUTLINE!" Cope harder.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@uMOLLIEw @jwilliamh27 @mattsdriscoll Why does him crying bother you so much that you felt the need to make this tweet? At some point, you gotta take a look at yourself in the mirror and realize there if a kid crying at baseball game because his team is losing bothers you, then the problem is YOU.

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4 months

If Blanco was using foreign substance, why wasn't he ejected after the first inning?

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@DanClarkSports And from I've seen, the Astros are resilient.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

@CP_XXXIII The buzzer was a lie Jomboy spread to become famous.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@JLasagna43 Just a reminder: the Yankees tried to cheat and still lost in their home stadium in the 2015 AL wildcard game. No crying there, just facts.

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10/6/15: Keuchel, homers power Astros to the ALDS

Daily Recap: Carlos Gomez and Colby Rasmus homered in support of Dallas Keuchel's six shutout frames to send the Astros to the ALDSCheck out http://m.mlb.com...

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

1 year

I miss Springer. Fuck people for cheering his for strike out. 😡

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

10 months

@BabeRuthsEmpire No, you really can't because it wasn't ya'll who hit it. However, if you wanna do that, losing a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox is much worse. 😉

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

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@Bullskickass @Controlluhx I see the misguided turnover stat and raise you the fact that the Fever were significantly worse last season without Caitlin Clark.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 months

@leighlew3 Sides is not the right coach for them.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 months

@Kyl3000 @michaelschwab13 @TheCaptainStu @SLSpaceCowboys @Jomboy_ He never walked anything back.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

6 months

You don’t have to resort to this. You can do better.

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@lance_murrell @audreypants24 @BateaConeYo @HoustonTrollers Yeah this checks out

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

6 months

Hey guys: both @Rangersfan13465 and @2023WorldChamps have changed their twitter names to openly mock @LeftyTravis for only having one arm. Can ya'll report them, please? I tagged them only to make it easier to get to their profiles.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@BoltUpDerwin @TheGMan1202 Respect, but people ran away with it.

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1 year

@Shohei2NYY @TalkinBaseball_ L* Fixed your typo.

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@lance_murrell

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1 year

@Lmac_1326 Jomboy and his lies about Altuve.

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@lance_murrell

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9 months

@allamoka @HouCounterplot Altuve wouldn't condone what you just said.

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

9 months

Astros twitter the past 48 hours.

@astrosbatgirl

julia morales stan account 👑

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Who’s buying this for me? I’m obsessed… 🔥

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@lance_murrell

lance murrell

2 years

@PhilCicia @nypost We're just gonna pretend it's perfectly logical to use the his full season stats as an excuse to not dive into his second half regression. We're just gonna ignore how at one point in the second half of 2017, his statline was .169/.329/.355. Oh yes, what an MVP! Very consistent!

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@lance_murrell

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2 years

@michaelschwab13 Have faith. The Astros WILL win the 2022 World Series.

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@lance_murrell

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1 year

@BabeRuthsEmpire Does daddy need to put his son is time-out again?

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4 months

@greg_kingley @iamadrenaline_ @FabulousButEvil Obvious incel is obvious.

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@ccloveoml That was a great move.

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@lance_murrell

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3 years

@solomonster People are going to act like fools by bringing up how that was 20 minutes with no wrestling and claim when WWE does that, people get mad.

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