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@lallukamurgha

1 month

my heart will burst dawg :(

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7 months

everyday i open my laptop and everyday i feel like i am staring at the screen with less brain cells than the day before

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1 year

there's got to be more to life than having to pick yourself up after a paralyzing depressive episode every 3 days

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7 months

i actually have no idea how i will make it through the rest of my life

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2 months

tabu looks like that one duur ki rishtedaar aunty who you only see once a year at your saalana ghar ki majlis but you feel an immense sense of affinity to her and you later learn ke she saved you from falling into a haleem ki daig when you were 3 yo and it all makes sense

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1 year

saying jaan platonically and haan ustaad romantically

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1 year

i think each spouse should have their own personal room

Mr Black⁛

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1 year

What opinion on Marriage will have you like this

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1 year

i'm starting to understand what women like in men and i am realizing i am none of those things

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@lallukamurgha

7 months

me when pait kharab after eating spicy noodles:

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10 months

dawg your parents coming to you with a rishta is sooo embarrassing, it's like them saying you've got no game let us take the reins from here

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1 year

dawg 2 weeks ago i was at my darzi (normal si establishment, nothing hifi) and i heard him tell one of the workers ke "mahira khan ki shaadi ke waiters ke liye waist coats islamabad bhijwanay hain" and i was wtf is he talking about. turns out he was right??

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1 year

WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT GIRLYPOP ASS WIGGLY WAVE??? 😭😭😭

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1 year

babar what was that 🥵

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

mai khud ko goli maar loon ga

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8 months

My valentine has outdone himself, nothing can ever match up to this.♥️ (God knows where he sourced it from?!!)

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

when pakistani oomfs have macbooks i'm like ok what kind of corruption is your abba into hmm

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

jibran bhai cameray se thora duur hojao warna pappi de doon ga

M. Jibran Nasir 🇵🇸

@MJibranNasir

8 months

As a Candidate in the Election and being guardian of the Votes of all Voters in my Constituency regardless for whomever the voters have voted for I must share that as per Form 45 received so far from 42 polling stations out of total 159 stations in #PS110 , #PTI is currently

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@lallukamurgha

2 years

Riz Ahmed married a Shia woman and started wearing an aqeeq ring. Very nice. Aglay Muharram InshaAllah zanjeer marwayein ge isse.

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

men, watch this!! he caught himself falling into sin by gazing at that woman. but he didn't tell her to cover up. instead what did he do? k*!! himself. let us all follow his example inshaallah.

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1 year

he was so h*rny he wanted to kill himself

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1 year

does anyone feel close to their khaalu? i feel like no one in history has ever had an emotional connection w their khaalu

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

ballot paper ke sath sath apni aik mohar hamaray dil pe bhi laga dijiye shawty 🤭

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

every time something good happens to kumail nanjiani i'm like "yayy karachi representtt" but then i remember he's kumail nanjiani

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@DiscussingFilm

1 year

Kumail Nanjiani and Mandy Moore have been cast in the ‘Insidious’ spin-off ‘THREAD: A INSIDIOUS TALE’ with Jeremy Slater set to direct. (Source: )

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@lallukamurgha

10 months

they should do a comparative analysis of whether fathers expose their kids to trauma by being absent more or present more lmao

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

religious in teens, harami in 20s is literally objectively a better pipeline (for the prosperity of the world & humanity) than the harami in teens, religious in 20s one

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@lallukamurgha

2 years

Thinking about how lonely our mothers' lives have been. Especially thinking about how they have had so few positive experiences with the men around them. Shohar bhi chay, male in-laws bhi chay, aksar bhai aur baap bhi chay.

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

boy math is actually when you sit at quetta chai hotel at 2 am and calculate how much the chai wala earns in a day with your junkie friend who carries with him a defeated spirit, thoughts of su*cide, and a negative bank balance

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

cinemas should let all pakistani aunties nicknamed Gurya watch barbie for free

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@lallukamurgha

3 months

just one cigarette into the night and i start saying shit like "karachi has the soul of boston and the spirit of new york city," imagine if i did hard drugs

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@lallukamurgha

3 years

@WienerDipper @bea_ker Ooooo zigzag, nice

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

i keep wondering why birds in pakistan don't just fly out of pakistan. like there's no one forcing you to be here, just go to canada dawg? or even bangladesh, hum se tou behtar hii hain wo

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@lallukamurgha

1 month

gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bi person: i’m bisexual person who knows how to drive a stick shift: aap ko manual nahi chalani aati tou samjho aap ko gaari hi nahi chalani aati

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

ahmed meri jaan pan shop

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@lallukamurgha

10 months

imagine being shia and hearing someone say "mujhe phir hazrat umar wali tarkeeb soojhi",,, literal war flashbacks lmao

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

we've been wishing our mumani her birthday on july 4th for yearsssss and this year mamu finally spoke up to tell us it's actually on july 5th lmaooo 😭😭😭

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

guys remember when gordon ramsay tried my noodles and fell to his knees and asked if he can have some more and i told him no i'm saving the rest for twitter user peachcrisis

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@lallukamurgha

29 days

the problem with having a hit tweet is that osh*z will find it and reply to it with something really stupid and vile

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

sawaal tou jaaiz hai

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@lallukamurgha

10 months

90s ki nadia jamil save me...save me 90s ki nadia jamil

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@dumbsoftheart

10 months

live footage of twitter user aimsie dumbsoftheart during the weekend

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

i get my creativity from my mother. and my mother got hers from poverty. being poor taught her how to sew beads and yarn together to make something someone would buy. and so my art is different from her art. mine comes from a place of bliss, hers doesn't. i owe it all to her.

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

sunday ko mai 17 ghantay soya, lekin alag alag times pe.

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

Abdullah Shah Ghazi Climate Change Mitigation & Disaster Management Centre

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@lallukamurgha

21 days

lesbian hona koi revolutionary baat nahi hai, larkiyaan tou mujhe bhi pasand hain

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@lallukamurgha

9 months

when someone overtakes me on the road i'm like bro hum sab waqt ki girift mein qaid hain tum kia ukhaar lo ge mujh se agay nikal ke?

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

congrats!! he's now the first assistant commissioner from north nazimabad to not only be anti-poor & pro-state-brutality, but to also get into harvard 🤩🤩🤩

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@lallukamurgha

5 months

naukri meri minimum wage wali hai magar kharchay mukesh ambani walay

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

met a pakistani dude named mustafa today who spells it mustapha lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

muslims during the third caliphate: omg who are all these people in positions of power??? hazrat usman: that's oomf 😭😭😭😭😭

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

Asscela Express 🥥🌴

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1 year

How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

btw any time someone says something along the lines of "no shia sunni only muslim" they are ALWAYS sunni and are just annoyed that they have to acknowledge the existence of a minority that thinks differently than them. they are not concerned abt ✨unity✨ like they make it seem.

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@lallukamurgha

11 months

just doing some research

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@lallukamurgha

9 months

why hasn't readings opened up a store in karach yet? do they think we can't read? kinda racist if you think about it

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

my sister is trying her best to ruin my spotify wrapped by listening to surah rehman for 8 hours every single night, gonna kick her off my plan

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

in my mind shubman gill, shae gill and shehbaz gill are all cousins

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

best i can do is stand awkwardly in the corner

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

the idea of marriage starts sounding so unappealing every time i have food alone cuz tbh i really enjoy the darindagi with which i eat when no one is around and i do not want to give up that privilege

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@lallukamurgha

5 months

ok how do you suggest to a friend in the nicest way possible that picking up a few hobbies will automatically fix a lot of their problems

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

matlab aap khud socho yaar ke THE mahira khan shaadi kar rahi hai after years of being single?? the waiters are getting custom made wardrobe?? and MY FKN TARIQ ROAD KA DARZI is tailoring it?? too good to be true

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

the white man washes neither his hands nor his butt. his hands are covered with blood and his butt with poop. he has no desire to wash them.

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

reading surah munafiqoon and going usssss after every verse

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9 months

my loyalty & allegiance lies solely with the city of karachi i seriously do not give a fuck about anything else

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

i see a pakistani man with coloured eyes and think hmm probably chxtiya

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@lallukamurgha

2 months

arshad's launch speed was exactly 110 🤭 he's sooo ya ali madad core

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@lallukamurgha

6 months

i need to somehow communicate to my canadian maamu that my financial wellbeing for the rest of the year is riding entirely on his eidi

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

me at 1 day pregnant: "begum kuch tou masla hai aakhir mai kesay pregnant hogaya??"

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@lallukamurgha

10 months

allah spilled sooo much tea in the quran it's crazy, kisi ko nahi chhora

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@lallukamurgha

5 months

i think nabeel loves khoobsurat he just doesn't dream of labour, which explains his perpetual joblessness. dare i say there is something almost marxist about him

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@lallukamurgha

1 month

real ones know ke atif aslam, and not hasan raheem, is on that junaid jamshed trajectory. been quite a while actually

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

SICK of having to tell myself over & over again that things will get better if i try. why can't contentment be my default state???

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@lallukamurgha

7 months

i love you. i want us both to eat well. chalo utho hum dono ke liye noodles bana ke lao.

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@lallukamurgha

11 months

kia imam mehdi ki fauj mein aik adad jobless useless skill-less adhd-ridden mentally ill sipahi ki jagah hogi?

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

i legit stared at him for several seconds waiting for him to chuckle or something to indicate he was kidding but he did not budge at all. he was sooo serious abt it. and for good reason i'm only now learning. wtf dawg mujhe tou yaqeen nahi araha.

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@lallukamurgha

11 months

hehe sab mashaallah bolein pls

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@lallukamurgha

11 months

not even exaggerating agar aap logoun nay mera recent book haul dekh liya aap logoun ki g phatt jaye gi. like sorry for being so crude but that is the only way it can be described.

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

azaad umeedwaar hoon shawty, mera intikhaab kar ke mujhe apna bana lijiye 🤭

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@lallukamurgha

10 months

everyone keeps talking abt how your 20s are when you either make or break your life but i honestly think the things you are exposed to, by choice or by force of circumstance, between 16-19 are what dictate how u see ur own place in the world for pretty much the rest of your life

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

if you're sunni with a really shia ass name, pls change it right now!! you cannot go around masquerading as a cultured shia while enjoying the privileges of being a sunni in this country. what you are doing is the sectarian version of cultural appropriation!

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@lallukamurgha

6 months

parents should always listen to their kids unless the kid is named mustafa and he wants to change the spelling to mustapha on all legal documents at the age of 12

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@lallukamurgha

1 month

it's frustrating when you're trying to proactively fix your life after a few difficult years but your world is a different place now and a lot of the damage cannot be undone. too many ships set sail while you were away. imp to rmbr that the world is still yours to live in though

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@lallukamurgha

2 years

Ok here's my spiel on this. To reiterate what lots of people have said: Marriage isn't only a sexual or romantic proposition. It's an economic and intellectual one too. When you're marrying someone, you're not just looking for a person to have sex with. 1/n

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@wholly_sinner

2 years

getting married young and achieving everything together >>>> being in a haram relationship

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1 year

can't believe someone as polite & kind & gentle as me has to sometimes act all badmash to get things done in a big city

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@lallukamurgha

9 months

if we can get zayn to sing in urdu and reconnect with his roots then hum kum*il nanji*ni se majlis bhi parhwa saktay hain it's only logical

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1 year

they should invent an adjective for ppl whose idea of freaking out is to sit very still and go completely silent

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

personally i think hazrat mikael is responsible for climate change

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@lallukamurgha

9 months

dawg i am sick of falling for zainabs and farwas and batools only to later find out they were sunnis larping as shias all along. sunnis must stop the sectarian appropriation of shia names!!!

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

naww dawg now why tf did i get emotional watching patwari propaganda

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@RotiKholDeyo

8 months

once again, the eyes shall dream once again, the hearts shall hope

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sharab halal karo bhai fatafatt bas bohat hogaya

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

you're only in your 20s and you sigh "ya ali madad" every time you stand up from your spot bro, it's over for you bro your body is finished

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@lallukamurgha

10 months

yaa rab, meray maalik, paalnay walay...meri qismat ke darwazay khol de

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2 months

and then when you go meet her after the majlis she graces you with a gentle dast e shafqat on your head and you're like hmm wait a sec this is not giving mother this is somehow giving future wife 🤭

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2 years

y'all realize that you can be religious and still acknowledge that the 300,000 years of human thought have produced ideas that have merit and aren't completely flawed just cuz they were introduced by a guy named socrates and not saqib...right?

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

to be shia is to be human

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

dawg i cannot believe i WILLINGLY bought a pepsi over a coke for the first time in my life just cuz it had naseem on the bottle?? unbelievable marketing fuck u pepsi u got me

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@lallukamurgha

6 months

your goal as you turn 20 should be to make it thru the next decade without ever ending up on r/depression

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@lallukamurgha

9 months

an entity i would like to see dismantled in my lifetime is beaconhouse school system

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1 year

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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@lallukamurgha

1 year

if you think there's anything shameful in getting off a bike and entering a nice place like a restaurant you need to get your brain checked pls

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@lallukamurgha

11 months

imagine: a) co-signing a letter that has gal gadot on it 2) being 2 weeks into witnessing a literal gen0cide, having had the chance to educate yourself on it, and still coming out and supporting the aggressor these ppl are not only vile they are also stupid

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Don’t give these people your numbers - the letter they signed makes no mention of the genocide or war crimes by Israel - number of followers = money for those that do brand deals, so cut them off. And 🖕 to their work too.

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@lallukamurgha

8 months

happy birthday imam hussain you gave us a vessel to hold our own sorrows in, thank you v much for that

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@lallukamurgha

9 months

what is faith if not a kind of deluluship with god

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3 months

don't k*!! me but i really do think matam is less about inflicting pain on oneself than being a communal "ritual-dance" that induces, by virtue of bodies moving rhythmically to "music," a trance-like state among its participants

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following imam mehdi's sunnah... unemployed but still too busy to show up anywhere

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