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🇭🇹 | @neglakayent

da lakou 🛬 RI
Joined November 2011
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@lakoudud
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LMFAOOOO dawg???
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she hit the “vin bat mwen”
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Teaching your Haitian mother how to do the woah dance is harder than you think lmao
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@lakoudud
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nigga about to skydive into Haiti.
@Bassketant
Bass 🇭🇹
6 years
Dawg I just got my ticket to Haiti for literally 84 dollars lmaooo
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@lakoudud
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how Haitian parents walk around the house waiting for their daughters to come in past 10pm:
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@lakoudud
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Kodak gave us Project Baby at 15. #neverforget
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Youngboy only 18 sliding like this 🤦🏾‍♂️🔥
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@lakoudud
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me when y’all RT porn clips while i’m in public, and I turn down my brightens to watch it.
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@lakoudud
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4 years
that one curl in the front look like the band director.
@Ijuwanticecream
Zoe Mamì 🏝️🇭🇹
4 years
I cut my hair and I fucking hate it.
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@lakoudud
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@lakoudud
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6 years
don’t open this, ain’t shit down there but pockets.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
“mommy pa gen lekol demen maten” Zoe Lady: PA GEN LEKOL????
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@lakoudud
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6 years
when yo ppls finally let you get up after being in ajenou
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@lakoudud
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6 years
take y’all L’s in private.
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@lakoudud
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2 years
the game needed this sacrifice, miami scammers was fucking up the dating pool. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@lakoudud
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5 years
nigga is that Rosa Parks???
@chnczy
Chan Cozy
5 years
Lil Chan vs Big Chan
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@lakoudud
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“you ain’t gotta like me, you ain’t even gotta respect me, just don’t disrespect me.” @KodakBlack1k
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@lakoudud
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me when I pull up to a haitian restaurant knowing the customer service bout to be fatra
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@lakoudud
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the airport.
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@lakoudud
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cause i’m needin somethin.
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@lakoudud
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7 years
now you gotta wash two bowls for something we already knew.
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@lakoudud
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2 years
lmao dawg said he only feed the dame and chilled with her…ah monche🤣🤣🤣
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@lakoudud
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7 years
“i’m swealo gawd, don toush me” 😭
@Nia_BlaQue
𝓝𝓲𝓪 𝓑𝓸𝓸 👑🇭🇹
7 years
When niggas be coming from Haiti & try to talk "hood" with that thick ass accent 😂
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@lakoudud
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3 years
the pwa to rice ratio is wild kid.
@dens1804
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#HaitianFood 🇭🇹😋😍
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@lakoudud
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6 years
domestic violence*
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@lakoudud
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6 years
we? look at the color of them hands.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
I’m McSezi
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@lakoudud
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9 years
"I hit the scene like a homicide." #FutureHive http://t.co/Cpa81CknRV
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@lakoudud
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6 years
I gotta boukit in my tub right now.
How Haitian are you?
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@lakoudud
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Haitian Parents: vin bat mwen non?! me: ain't nobody trying hit you. me to me: fout li on kout pwen so li konnen ou pa nan rans anko.
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@lakoudud
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5 years
ain’t nobody in that damn city got customer service, that’s why.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
lol zoes real deal taste the sauce with the palm of their hands while that shit boiling hot.
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@lakoudud
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7 years
me ordering 3 supreme pizzas from #PapaJohns and never going to get it.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
lol just say yo momma can’t cook.
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@lakoudud
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7 years
I asked my momma can I turn on the AC, she told me to "kite tet papa'w anrepo."
@simply_bijal
Bijal Patel ✭
7 years
I asked my parents for a ring and they got me 4 😭😻
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@lakoudud
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YOU CALL HER STEPHANIE? WE CALL HER SALOUPRIIIIIIIIIII!
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@lakoudud
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when my lieutenant tell me to aid one of the niggas in my platoon after he got hit and I found out he’s Dominican
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1 year
loving shone’s really a Haitian nigga attribute if we being real
@laniahpeyton
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Kodak too real for this
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@lakoudud
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zoe lady know exactly what I like to eat and still would make mayi moulin and play dumb chak fwa kid.
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@lakoudud
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7 years
Battle of the Joumou
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@lakoudud
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6 years
I need Kodak to jump out and remix that “Boo’d” and name it “Boot up”
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@lakoudud
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zoe lady at 10:37pm: “anou pale de yon bay serye, jan w ye la ou panse li bon pou ou??”
@iSlapTwiterHoez
808 💧
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CAPTION THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@lakoudud
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how I eat my food when I ain’t gotta share with a dame
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@lakoudud
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nigga threw his ppls under the bus for a RT, i’m sezi.
@senkante_
senkante
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Haitians 🇭🇹 will use a bar of soap 🧼 til it turns into a SIM card 🙄😅🤣
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@lakoudud
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lol and y’all real deal think Dominicans aren’t Haitians?
@alex777dria
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Reason #2 ,192 of why I wanna marry Dominican
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@lakoudud
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I'm being Haitian. wassup?
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@lakoudud
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6 years
y’all do understand once the minimum wage raises, so will the cost of living?
@Incognitaa___
L I B R A🎀
6 years
Like Minimum Wage was about to be $14/$15hr & you fuckers voted for Desani 🙄
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@lakoudud
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me checking to see who all helping my momma get off the floor
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@lakoudud
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7 years
cause she Haitian, she gone lave each dish by hand with no problems.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
yank OG’s built so different kid.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
@JamalysetTOkill @pornhub when they see this video
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@lakoudud
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4 years
“if the tet ain’t wet, kolongyet”
@1similac
Lac
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Ima get a shirt that say “if you ain’t greazin, rete Lakay”
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@lakoudud
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if you eat ble, mayi moulin, and pitimi...kid i’m just assume you’re a direct descendent of Toussaint Louverture.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
if yo baby shower ain’t got haitian macaroni, me and my gift leaving.
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@lakoudud
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5 years
which one of y’all the yank?
@ladesi4012
🌻💛Chie Chie💛🌻
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Had to teach the Yank a little something 😈🇭🇹
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@lakoudud
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the voicemail: “alyssa, ou pa wè ki le li ye epi ou toujou deyo? le’w vini ou met ba’m kay la paske de granmoun paka rete nan mem kay.”
@Lovenursekay__
Lover Girl 🧚🏾‍♀️
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Call me and leave a voicemail when I’m mad
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dawg i’m starving and this lady made mayi moulin, i’m finna get ha deported tonight.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
RIP, but yeah don’t let them zoes on Whatsapp see this.
@brazybrina
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RIP Nylah Lightfoot!! A 14 year old girl who was stabbed to death by her friends at a sleepover smh
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when a zoe boy find that right yank, he locked in. niggas love when they famn make them passè mizé. 😂😂
@BSO
Robert Littal BSO
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FSU QB Deondre Francois Took Back His GF Diamond Who Lied About Being Pregnant & Faked a DV Claim Only to Have Her Allegedly Tip The Cops Off To Him Smoking Weed
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a plate of legume $10 kid.
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lol bitch yes it is at a Haitian party.
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“go ahead and tell them how soumoun you is.”
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6 years
why Haitians think speaking louder on the phone gone clear up the bad connection?
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the worst shit you Broward niggas did was speed up kompa.
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"ou pa wi, ti moun geyen 2 zan and le konnen kijan pou paye yon vyan, men Ashley ou la and sel kornflakes avek chip ou konnen. ou pa wonte?"
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8 years
fout flankè respek sou nòm.
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6 years
hold on na....we ain’t say y’all were useless.
Niggas always saying “females are so dumb” ...ok, suck your own dick
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@lakoudud
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"LEVE LEVE LEVE, AL BEYEN LI LE POU ALE LEGLIZ!"
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mood for the month.
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@lakoudud
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7 years
when you see a pic of your cousin in Haiti with yo favorite shirt on that you’ve been looking for:
@its_nanixco
nani
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It be yo own momma 😭
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4 years
wait until you find out it’s a whole country full of them.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
Spirit got buy 1 ticket and get 3 parachutes free rn.
@DJ_BMONEY
Ben 🅿️ezos™ 🇭🇹📈
6 years
Any Airlines doing Black Friday deals? 🤔
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“Twomp”
@AdoreNica
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Do Haitians pronounce trump name wrong on purpose ?
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I know a Publix produce worker when I see one.
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@lakoudud
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then why you on yo phone?
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the pastor is speaking directly to me ✍🏽
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@lakoudud
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woule roch la
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shorty
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What’s y’all favorite gospel song?
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@lakoudud
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lmao nigga said a bunun.
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@lakoudud
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9 years
Haitian Parents always have some crazy bad dream 💀💀
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5 years
dawg, you know how soumoun and sanwont you gotta be to take a pic of somebody kilot?
@PrettySnob_
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If your drawers look like this bitch I’m not arguing with you bitch you need to argue with some soap and water nasty ass self 🤮
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@lakoudud
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no the fuck y'all did not call this "crispy rice" LMFAOOOOOOOO
@bonappetit
Bon Appétit
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Crispy rice is a way of life
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@mediee__
Medikaman💓🇭🇹
4 years
tl sleep? I like giving tèt after anal
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@lakoudud
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yea bud, the police are en route.
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I’m ready to put sugar in my soup joumou 🤤 don’t @ me
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*laughs in high blood pressure*
@Shawn_Uh
Where the money reside
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Y'all sleep asf on Haitian girls. We crazy. But worth it🤗
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4 years
this what them crabs be doing in the crate at presidente when they hear a haitian accent
@rib_lafleur
TiPapi Riben
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Hak gen la
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Haitians leave voicemails like caller ID isn’t a thing.
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6 years
mixing up the diri kole with pikliz and macaroni >
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4 years
a hoth thauthage
@swayFrmThat1Way
Roi 👑
4 years
What y’all think her favorite food is ?
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both y’all in the same position? aye man wdf
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6 years
*me still repping my flag while I book this trip to another country*
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6 years
damn what the parents had to do with it???
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7 years
what in the madame gougousse
@Shiloh_Jah
Jah Siyayile
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I eat my Waffles with kremas, fuck syrup. Zoelife 🇭🇹
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6 years
Jamaicans season their food with ramen noodle packets.
@adoree_mii
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎
6 years
Y’all food look like throw up... no way can you lie on Jamaican food like this.
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@lakoudud
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6 years
I did that bih once, I ain’t wear chosèt with my slides for a whole week.
@iHateChriss
ForeverChasing🖤
6 years
What’s wrong with niggas getting they toes done?
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7 years
the police are on their way.
@iCeceB_
Kay 💎
7 years
Sugar mixed Soup Joumou 😘
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4 years
this how zoe lady throw tasso into the deep fryer
@JackKennedy
Kenjac
4 years
Excuse me but what the fuck?
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@lakoudud
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5 years
ion get it, y’all think these juices were only available in miami dade??
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@lakoudud
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6 years
it’s a nigga from NY right now somewhere in SoFlo about to say “it ain’t even cold my guy.”
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@lakoudud
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7 years
moun blan pa fout beyen epi men Korean yo ap fe bizness sou yo. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thisisinsider
Insider
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Wave goodbye to dead skin at this traditional Korean spa 👋
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when you let the uncle that just got out of prison play with yo jit
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@lakoudud
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6 years
is that 7 strips of spicy coleslaw?
@Audreyhastea
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6 years
Does Easter dinner plate look as good as mine?
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