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@lagrandchose
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Learn Japanese 101.
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@lagrandchose
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How T20 are you? Sampai level spray bilik guna Dior Sauvage Eau de Parfum ke belum? My friend did this. I hold the perfume and he simply said, that is for the room.
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@lagrandchose
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@blackmerz101 @NgaKorMing Toddlers are not suppose to handle fireworks pun. Common sense mana.
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@lagrandchose
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Only those using Bunga Telang is legit nasi kerabu. Artificial coloring can never.
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@lagrandchose
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Good luck Dewi Remaja.
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@lagrandchose
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@flowermyeon Duit dia. Lantak lah. Dia nak beli yang 100 pun. Tak guna duit orang lain. Hidup ni jangan semua benda nak jadi isu.
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@lagrandchose
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@lagrandchose
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@rudyroutepecker @brownricebabe Bukan semua yang beli condom buat maksiat bang. Ada yang family planning. Ada yang tiup buat belon. 🤧
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@lagrandchose
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Exactly.
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@lagrandchose
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@komodopedia @aishahshm_ Makanya kalau mau makan Maggi bakso, jangan diambil bumbunya om. Nanti gobloknya ga dibuat buat.
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@lagrandchose
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@lagrandchose
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@twt_alia Perit ya. Tengah berjalan, terbau something yang triggered, terus bluek on the spot. Sampai orang ingat kaki mabuk todi pukul 10 pagi.
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@lagrandchose
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@baeryl @izwanmaru This is how it should be. At least.
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@lagrandchose
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@Jomkitamy Dude should start eating healthy and risau pasal health conditions. Jangan nanti buat crowd fund untuk by-pass surgery sudah lah.
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@lagrandchose
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If this is not love, I don't know what else is. So touching. 😭
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@lagrandchose
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@closeup99 @srhmstfa_ Attended a class for that kat hospital. So I can know the dilation based on frequency of contraction. That's the way it should be. Geng bapak kena supportive. Sakit contraction tu kita tak alami.
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@lagrandchose
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@ArishaRozaidee Stop being so nice to undeserving. Nanti kena pijak kepala.
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@lagrandchose
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Job interview via phone call, Bla bla bla almost half an hour pastu cakap, for your 5 years of experience, we can offer 2.5k. My respond was, "can. But I will work only on Monday and Tuesday".
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Apakah jawapan atau alasan paling tak logik yang pernah anda terima?
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@lagrandchose
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@AbudiAlsagoff Said someone from a privileged family with a main road named after that last name. The audacity, the cheek, the gall and the gumption.
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@lagrandchose
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@lagrandchose
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@AyamAcc @yusurisan Hari ni dalam segment "kita terciduk lagi"
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@lagrandchose
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@FoodViralMY @ulat_bulu_bulu Edit level marvel studios.
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@lagrandchose
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@hateecg @blackmerz101 @NgaKorMing My comment is on the context of the tweet. Adult nak main mercun, it is a calculated risk. Nama pun adult. Should’ve known how to make decision.
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@lagrandchose
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@xzzmlh Not special. The pasar comes to me. I don't even have to go there.
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@lagrandchose
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@redrun_ Dah banyak kejadian motosikal tabrak keta kat jalan tu. Tapi apakan daya, rider semua maksum. Dialah terpaling penting kena bagi laluan semua atas jalan raya.
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@lagrandchose
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@AzlilAdzif Nanti orang cakap, JANGAN BITTER!!
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@lagrandchose
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@mytwocxnts @asrulmm Your husnuzon is taking it to the whole new level
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@lagrandchose
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@nisha_nisah @iamshuhaiza1 concept dia macam parents panggil nama penuh. mesti something is wrong.
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@lagrandchose
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@DrAmalinaBakri Bersalin kat uk, spital siap bagi air sejuk berais lagi untuk wife minum dalam 1 jug. Dan saya yang meneman time labour tu turut tumpang sekaki minum air tu. Haus kot teman berejam dalam labour room. Huhu.
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@lagrandchose
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@alabriamz You must be fun at parties. Or kenduries. Or whatever. 📏
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@lagrandchose
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@cucofansclub Siapa yang berzina. Akan jadi buaya. Awas.
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@lagrandchose
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Siap dah dapuq. Buleh dah la start bayar hutang piutang. 🤧
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@lagrandchose
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@akmal_azahar @anthraxxxx Kelaut ke ketasik? 🥲 Saya confuse.
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@lagrandchose
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@NerdKid_94 @hazimamn My nephew passed away because of leptospirosis. And yet this acah-acah bunuh haiwan. PETA much?
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@lagrandchose
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Saje je lah nak pesan. Berkawan tu jangan pilih bulu sangat. Who knows that person might bring you rezeki (million ringgit in fact) for your skills and expertise (art, design or anything). Ni tak. Kekwat. Not everyone is trying to taste what's inside our pants.
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@lagrandchose
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@Azwinshafinaz That is not rats. That is ✨rats ✨ since it is at T20 area.
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@lagrandchose
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@faizalhamssin Mayonnaise is literally eggs and oil. With a bit of salt.
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@lagrandchose
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10 perfume reviewer, semua review top 3 perfume for men, DIOR SAUVAGE DIOR SAUVAGE DIOR SAUVAGE. Xde perfume lain dah ke? Ke Dior Sauvage je yang wujud di dunia maskuliniti inniew? Btw, Calvin Klien Escape bau lagi best. Bye.
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@lagrandchose
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@HelpZhafir Red is the usable space. Yellow if you confident pelir besar and want to show off.
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@lagrandchose
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Kena buat squat lagi. 😭
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@lagrandchose
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@bntgprnh @RaidonKimura91 @thefaizzainal @jeliktapibenar ✨Manisan santan dan tepung berperisa pandan didalam acuan daun pisang yang diikat tulang daun kelapa✨
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@lagrandchose
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@fadzioriq @akmalhizzat Tu biasa bila dah ada anak. Terus upgrade mamapapa
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@lagrandchose
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Ok dah dapat kunci.
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@lagrandchose
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@zuxnis Boleh. Tapi buat bunyi itik dulu.
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@lagrandchose
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Y'all pulau Jabir ke? Kesian dia. 😭
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@lisahadeeja @HelpZhafir I'll take my chances. Ayat "alah, I nak rasa je" tak leh pakai. Last-last dia tibai semua.
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@lagrandchose
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@nabilroslizar Sorry bang. Saya terbaca nama abang Nabila Razali. 🥲
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@lagrandchose
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Defer study (?) sampai 9 semester, CGPA under 2.00, your friend is truly bodoh hakiki. Then mintak crowdfunding. I'm sceptical. That money will go to his Genshin. You, as his friend should advise him to study. The audacity, the cheek, the gall and the gumption.
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@eyemeroll @mosyha99 Oke la tuh. Anak seterusnya, dokong, langsat, rambai.
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@HelpZhafir that's why kena beli 3. not 2
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@kyrah_sapphire Sis, kecik2 dulu tak nak mampus. Dah besar tunjuk bodoh pulak dah. Please jangan membiak. Vaccine ada apabila outbreak berlaku. Dah benda ni still baru jumpa, takkan nak ada terus. Bodoe.
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@nrayuniie @midjielambardo Buat apa simpan. Year End Sale kot. Ni mesti time 12.12 hari tu borong semua.
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@lagrandchose
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@AiminPublic I refrain myself to cyber bully him. Nak educate orang but hmmm. It's like ketam ajar anak berjalan dengan betul.
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@lagrandchose
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@mimjamil Abes yang kena cancer prostate and genetalia related sebab selalu dedah ke camna? 🤔
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@lagrandchose
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Dah vaccinated. Kote I tetap kecik macam dulu. 😭😭😭 Kena scam. ☹️
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@lagrandchose
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Done register AZ vaccine. Harap lepas cucuk, kote I besar. 😭😭😭
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@lagrandchose
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@Elaiyahhh @rikiRjuna @AshrafAriff Just you. Cousin halal kahwin. Tapi lelaki dengan perempuan la. Laki dengan laki tu lain cerita.
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@lagrandchose
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@anssxh Bior le pangkat assistant asalkan gaji puluh ribu. Less responsibility.
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@lagrandchose
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@_maylesuandi95 To avoid sweating and perspire, guna Perspirex, rm60. Applied every 3 days. Works like wonder.
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@lagrandchose
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@llolipopccandy @SathishSarma @4qilmuhd @raziq_ue @sosejrebus Not trying to be harsh but you are in food service industry. This kind of this is unacceptable. Sebab nak jaga periuk nasi orang, other has to suffer? Ater kome buta ke tak tengok dalam cup dulu sebelum tuang air. Screw banyak gitu, time angkat cup pun dah bunyi.
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@lagrandchose
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@SpongeBobCatz My friend is a Datin but never ever she asked me to call her that. I once called her Datin, dia marah. Cakap panggil kak sudah la.
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@lagrandchose
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@nanashiiee Kawan kau lapar perhatian je sebenarnya.
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@lagrandchose
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@faridaffy Cara salah - Why shouldn't you?
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@lagrandchose
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@cacatcintaYET @IzzatFareel @uzairsulaiman_ Yes. Please enlighten us bahasa apa yang sesuai digunakan ? I'm curious and dying to know.
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@lagrandchose
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Done register AZ vaccine. Harap lepas cucuk, kote I besar. 😭😭😭
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@lagrandchose
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Orang gila. Solat Jemaat jangan sorok ya.
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@lagrandchose
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@lilmiloais @snowbuni_ And make sure the camera you use has OIS and in 4k UHD. It helps a lot later for viewers.
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@aensaari @JotterLog just want to share. midwife kat UK recommend using this who has problem like melecet/crack on the nips for the mother. idk whether this thing available in Malaysia or not.
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@lagrandchose
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@twt_cinta P ATM. Withdraw some money. Ambik card. Blah. Charity of the month.
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@JedaaaaahZul @XXXbyefelicia Lahai. Logic is not logicking.
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@lagrandchose
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Anyone want to meet and greet me kat NuSentral 6pm? Malas nak balik awal sebab traffic.
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@lagrandchose
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@mmadey_ @KKMPutrajaya Rempit perangai y'all's block orang.
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@myhanis_n @fiefyfarizan @Qiiaazaaa @SweetHbee98 Ni biasa mak mak bagitau supaya anak lipat baju terus.
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@lagrandchose
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@nzranasr @yusurisan tapi dia end up buruk jugak. like, what's the point? kena scam macam tu je.
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@lagrandchose
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Test new spek skek.
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@lagrandchose
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@XavierNaxa Entah-entah Pelita.
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@lagrandchose
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Gelandangan
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@lagrandchose
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@kyrah_sapphire Wow. It really shows. Kesian your kids ada mak macam you sis. Semoga Allah berkati dorang kena lalui dugaan hidup dengan you. 🤲🏽
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@lagrandchose
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@miss_marz Walkable. Know know sampai Jannah.
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@lagrandchose
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Nope. Rela tukar sekolah.
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@_AmranFans Wow. Salmonella flavoured chicken.
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@lagrandchose
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Yang terpaling helok post gambar tapi filter 4 5 lapis tu, kalau jumpa kat luar tak takut ke orang keji? Dalam gambar Cinderella. Realiti, Cidilelah. 🥵
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@lagrandchose
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@HarryKokSiewYok I hate parking machine at Menara Mustapa Kamal. Parking RM12. Put Rm20, get back 50 sen coins for RM8.
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@lagrandchose
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And I just realised, where is Supit Rokrak?
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@lagrandchose
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London. Go to Edinburgh instead.
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@lagrandchose
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I came across of someone selling perfume and claim it to be authentic. Tell me now, how is this possible? The official site selling it at €187 and the IG sells it at MYR150 ~ €37 ? Terus wow gitu. If you sell replica, just state it as replica. Tak baik menipu orang.
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@lagrandchose
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@sarinizainal @abangkatik Buat cleansing oil halia please.
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@lagrandchose
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Yang pakai jumper/sweatshirt time outdoor di Malaysia iklim khatulistiwa ni, korang tak panas ke? Ke feeling duduk negara 4 musim?
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@lagrandchose
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Rempit skali sekala.
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@lagrandchose
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@KaharuddinIntan I beli nunaleaf dulu harapan nak letak anak dalam tu. End up anak tak nak duduk. Nak baring kat lantai je.
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@lagrandchose
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@pmbrutiketmurah Moral of the story, xde duit xyah gatal nak travel jauh2. Duk kat rumah main candy crush je.
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@lagrandchose
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@adilah_aziz She’s famous now. Where ever she goes, there’ll be people that know her of being a crybaby and put stuffs into social media. Her attitude, even bringing parents into work related matters is just unprofessional. I wish her the best in the future.
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